All I want for Christmas is ...........

[Tris]

..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that


drive everywhere on NSL roads 15 mph below the limit
slow down by another 10 miles per hour because they have come to a corner - OMG
follow the cars in front (see 1 & 2 above) at less than a cars length so you can't over take them
:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067

[kwak zzr]

my friend just failed her driving test for doing this.

[Lissa]

I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out:D

[GregK2]

Can I have one to get the 2 drivers I saw on the M25 last night driving WITHOUT THEIR LIGHTS ON :smt067

[JessicaRabbit]

I just want a crate of Lime milkshake...

[metalmonkey]

I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out:D

What I want for xmas, is a different matter but all bikes should come standard with rail gus:thumbsup: Hell yeah that will make a difference.

THis idiot, moran guy almost pulled into my lane klast night, so I gave him
an evil, He looked a little scared I think, he probally though I was gonna something;) I did consider wing mirror removal, but though next, next time thunder:smt077

[the_lone_wolf]

..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that
drive everywhere on NSL roads 15 mph below the limit
slow down by another 10 miles per hour because they have come to a corner - OMG
follow the cars in front (see 1 & 2 above) at less than a cars length so you can't over take them:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067
you should come to the island, all of those things are about the standard of driving for the vast majority of motorists here, you could add:

4. braking with the tenacity approaching an emergency stop when a car appears coming towards you, regardless of the road width
5. if a car is parked on your side of the road and there is oncoming traffic, stopping, even though a double decker bus just passed through the same width gap immediately in front of you
6. just yesterday, i was turning right into a junction, the approaching doddery old git was turning left in the same side road, he got slower and slower until eventually he had stopped on the major road to give way to me, without giving me any signal (flashed lights or a wave), he actually thought i had right of way

i could go on and on:rolleyes:

[Razor]

I want a non-commercial and pointless consumerism free Crimbo. I'm a devout atheist!

[metalmonkey]

Well family asked well what do you.....I was like you know, your not having having it! They seem think me having another bike is a bad idea.

Have to agree the xmas, stuff is a bit pointless, I have elected to work most xmas. I should have xmas eve and day off.

[Tris]

my friend just failed her driving test for doing this.

I don't have a problem with learners - we all had to learn sometime, but I've not seen an "L" plate on any of these cars so I "assume" they know how to drive

7. brake because a car is comming towards you with their lights on :nomore:

[Pedro68]

I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out:D
Would that be WMDs then Lissa?

Weapons for Muppet Destruction? :-P

[Lissa]

Would that be WMDs then Lissa?

Weapons for Muppet Destruction? :-P

Not quite sure how to read that..................do you mean the weapon is for shooting muppets, or the weapon is FOR a muppet?:D

[Pedro68]

Can you also add middle lane and outside lane drivers who don't check their mirrors, don't even have a clue what is on the left or behind and most of whom probably don't care because they've paid their road tax, so it's their f*ckin road and they'll damn well drive on it how they like ...

EDIT: and people who don't indicate, or use them INAPPROPRIATELY

And breathe :)

Thank you I feel better already :D

[Pedro68]

Not quite sure how to read that..................do you mean the weapon is for shooting muppets, or the weapon is FOR a muppet?:D
Sorry Lissa ... weapons for shooting muppets ;-)

[Lissa]

Sorry Lissa ... weapons for shooting muppets ;-)


That's ok then:D

Also add to the list drivers who brake and swerve to avoid already dead road kill, or swerve right onto your side of the road to avoid a puddle!

[Pedro68]

Or how about the ones that sit in the outside lane ... see you, so pull into the middle lane ... then as soon as you've gone past them, they pull back out again ... WHEN THERE IS NO TRAFFIC IN LANES 1 AND 2!!!!

[Pedro68]

Sorry for the total derail here :D

[sinbad]

7. brake because a car is comming towards you with their lights on :nomore:

8. speed up from 35mph when they leave the countryside and proceed at 45 through a 30mph limit, simply because it's lit so their terrible eyesight poses less of a problem.

[Ed]

I want a non-commercial and pointless consumerism free Crimbo. I'm a devout atheist!

I think thatif Jesus could see what we've turned Christmas into, he'd be horrified.

As you're an atheist you can work over Christmas, as by definition it means nothing to you:D Oh yeah, add Easter to that too:D

9. Drivers (mainly female ones) who dry their hair on the car fan

[Razor]

As you're an atheist you can work over Christmas, as by definition it means nothing to you:D Oh yeah, add Easter to that too:D


I do it's double/triple time! Suckahs!

[Frank]

10 Unpredictable drivers who speed up when they should slow done and slow down when they should speed up
11 Muppets who dont know the correct line to take on roundabouts

run off to fit a midi gun to my bike

[redbouy]

12 french drivers. just all of them
13 Scooters, need we say more

Runs off to fit helmet mounted "follow me" gun sight for gid's midi.

[Ed]

I do it's double/triple time! Suckahs!

price of everything, value of nothing

[-Ralph-]

All I want for Christmas is ...........

A Fuel can for me bike :mrgreen:

[Lissa]

A Fuel can for me bike :mrgreen:

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/ShowImage.jpg

:-D:-D:-D

[kwak zzr]

..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that


drive everywhere on NSL roads 15 mph below the limit
slow down by another 10 miles per hour because they have come to a corner - OMG
follow the cars in front (see 1 & 2 above) at less than a cars length so you can't over take them:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067:smt067

its touring caravans that do my head in:smt096