The tortoise of terror

[_drummer_]

The tortoise of CAERBANNOG (click) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM)

TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the tortoise?
TIM: It is the tortoise.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary tortoise!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered reptile you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that tortoise's got a vicious streak a mile wide

[JessicaRabbit]

What happened to that poor cat? It got the hair scared-off it!!

[Paws]

Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!

[Pedro68]

Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!
Someone should have taught her about tenancy agreements ;-)

[Paws]

pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!

[Spiderman]

what a little nutter.

I'm sure either of those cats could have bitten its little head off with no problem if they really wanted to tho ;)

[Pedro68]

pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!
:smt081 HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!

[Paws]

:smt081 HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!


same as that one in the vid, they can move when they want to!

[Pedro68]

Oooh, I'm in work, so can't watch youtube (bloody god job actually otherwise I'd never get ANYTHING done!) :D

[northwind]

Aggressive tortoise is aggressive :lol: That is ace, I want one of those. I'll equip it with spikes.