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Dicky Ticker
20-11-07, 07:56 PM
When you first met your partner ?
I don't know how or why but the good lady and myself were talking about it before tea
Apparently I borrowed a pound from her on the "First date" and I only gave
"The pound you borrowed" back after 20 odd years.She then went to her special box and produced a crumpled twice out of date old fashioned paper pound note which I had given back to her 17-18 years ago. The other thing that came to light in the conversation was that when she asked why I loved
her I replied "You make nice chips"
Who says romance is dead?
Come on,what was your chat up line or deed and did it work or have dire consequencies?
Alpinestarhero
20-11-07, 07:59 PM
Well, me and my partner met on the internet, so I dont remember the first we said there, but the first thing I said to her when I met her for the first time was "hi, you ok?". It was at alexandra palace bike show about...5 years ago? She lives very near, and when I said I was going we worked out meeting up (both with someone etc etc) then we wandered around the bike show together, hand in hand, for 45 minutes until she had to go. I was so nervous I kept turning left, and finally realised when I walked past the suzuki 500cc GP bike for the 4th time!
She kissed me before she went, and we have been together ever since!
And why do I love her? Because of everything she is. And her smashing fried egg on toast, no-one can fry an egg like Miss Alpinestarhero!
Matt
ClemsonSV
20-11-07, 08:33 PM
Well...I was a bit intoxicated when she walked up to me at a tailgate and I said, "How tall are you?" She was sober, but found me wildly amusing and accepted an invite back to my place for an after-game party. We had a blast and are still together...
P.S. I didn't remember any of this until the next day when I asked her how we met.
Been with hubby 19 years now, poor bugger :D. He was dressed as Freddie Kruger when we first met and a day or two later when we started chatting it was telling eachother what our (polytechnic refectory) dinner looked like; spagetti = tapeworm, bolognaise = catsick etc. What a honey :smt060 :makelurve:
Sense of humour every time lads, every time...
Trace ;)
Oh and he makes a very fine chilli :smt028 which I am just about to tuck into :smt023
ASM-Forever
20-11-07, 08:50 PM
My current g/f is one of my mates sister. In my defence she is older than him(and me) so i'm not robbing from the cradle. :smt117
£50......... thats a bit expensive
well me and ric (tsm) first "met" on here, got talking on msn and become good mates, cant remember what we first said!
about a week before my accident this year we finally kinda admitted we liked each other, i then went and had my accident, the day i came out of hospital i had a suprise visitor waiting for me at my parents :)
Kate Moss
20-11-07, 09:40 PM
hmmm let me see, i went for an interview at wetherspoons and mr24_7 was the interviewer! he asked me the obligitory questions and went on to ask how flexible i was, my rude mind took over and i replied "thats a little personal, but very!"
He blushed, we flirted for a while, became buddies (of a certain nature) but i had fallen for him big time so asked if he wanted a girlfriend!!! and here we are 2 years 7 months later!!!
Pete and I met online. We first spoke on July 17th 2002, and on Saturday 24th August we met for the first time at a petrol station just down the road from my house and went off to Anglesey for a bike rally. The plan had been to camp, but, being Wales, it had been p*ss*ing it down for days, the field was a bog, so we wimped out and found a B&B. The following day he suggested that as the rally was a wash-out, we went to visit his Dad in Lampeter for the night, which we duly did. That was the first time I ever cleaned his bike..............the Daytona was minging!
At the end of the weekend he gave me a card which said inside
'August Bank Holiday 2002
A more permanent memento of a crazy weekend.
Of when anything seemed possible.
I hope that in 5 years time, when you see this card, you have a little smile on the outside and a warm glow on the inside.
Always L.O.L
Daytona Pete'
Well, 5 years on, I do:D
And I'm still cleaning his bike..............it must be love:smt049
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 08:11 AM
I worked in a bar when I met my gf. I can't remember what I said first but I do remember looking at her bum :) It's all about remembering the important things...
Chased my lady for 6 years before we started going out, now been together for 7 and a bit years. Our anniversary is april fools day and I'm still convinced one year she's gonna shout "got ya!" and I'll be single again.
Through the 6 years I was painfully shy (As those who have met me I'm sure will understand...) so whenever I saw her socially I generally got drunk and made a fool out of myself. One time in particular I walked up to her to ask her out after a little too much dutch courage and threw up on her shoes...
At the end of this 6 years of heartache I decided it was stupid, nothing was going to happen and we should just be friends, so we went out for a mates birthday and just chatted away, and I felt that a burden had been lifted. I headed off to a mates house for a smoke after the pub and before I got there Sjiv called me and said she couldn't stop thinking of me and could we meet up? She came round to my mates place the same night and we had our first kiss.
To the romantic strains of "Unclef***er"... My mates were watching South Park the Movie next door...
It'll always be our song...
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 08:45 AM
Can you have an anniversary if you aren't married?
Pedro68
21-11-07, 08:52 AM
Can you have an anniversary if you aren't married?
Have you tried NOT having one?!?
Anniversary of first time you spoke ... anniversary of first time you kissed ... annniversary of first time you "made whoopie" together ... anniversary of first time you did ANYTHING together :rolleyes:
Miss one and :smt071
Alpinestarhero
21-11-07, 08:55 AM
Pedro is right, everythings an aniversary with girls!!!!!
That being said, I do like to celebrate me and maria being together for yet another year. Somehow though, each year that passes dosnt feel like long enough. It dosnt feel like there'll ever be long enough.
Kinda like owning motorbikes, you can never own a motorbike for long enough.
Matt
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 08:59 AM
Have you tried NOT having one?!?
Anniversary of first time you spoke ... anniversary of first time you kissed ... annniversary of first time you "made whoopie" together ... anniversary of first time you did ANYTHING together :rolleyes:
Miss one and :smt071
'consensual union' as the EU puts it ;)
they wanted this question in the EU census
One question asks the "date(s) of the beginning of consensual union(s) of women having ever been in a consensual union: (ii) first consensual union and (ii) current consensual union".
What purpose that would serve I have no idea!
Luckily my GF isn't arsed by anniversaries :) I would have no idea when they were either :smt023
Mike2165
21-11-07, 09:21 AM
£50......... thats a bit expensive
You know its love cause she don't charge as much as she charges everyone else :smt044
Mike2165
21-11-07, 09:33 AM
Met mine at work, got together, 5 years later still together, plan to get married Jan 2009
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 09:40 AM
Met mine at work, got together, 5 years later still together, plan to get married Jan 2009
To the same woman?
Tiger 55
21-11-07, 09:44 AM
Me and Mrs Tiger met in a rock/biker club in Glasgow called the Cathouse where the dress code is very definitely denim or leather and a t-shirt (black or white only). She was wearing a skirt and blouse coz she'd come straight from a wedding.
Anyway, she catches me looking (staring actually) and says "I must look pretty strange!" and I said "You look fantastic to me!" and WHAMMO it's been 11 years.
Just as well she spoke first, I wouldn't have dared, she is gorgeous, way out of my league!
Mike2165
21-11-07, 09:49 AM
To the same woman?
I sure do
Me and the soon-to-be MrsWRC63 met in an MSN chatroom in 2000 after I'd split up with my ex.
After a month or so we arranged to meet, and she gave me terrifyingly accurate directions to our meeting place.
I can't remember what I said first, probably 'Hi'. Tactful as ever, MrsWRC63 said 'You're shorter than I thought you would be'. Confidence-killer if ever I heard one.
Thanks dear.
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 10:03 AM
Me and the soon-to-be MrsWRC63 met in an MSN chatroom in 2000 after I'd split up with my ex.
After a month or so we arranged to meet, and she gave me terrifyingly accurate directions to our meeting place.
I can't remember what I said first, probably 'Hi'. Tactful as ever, MrsWRC63 said 'You're shorter than I thought you would be'. Confidence-killer if ever I heard one.
Thanks dear.
:rolleyes:
Dave The Rave
21-11-07, 10:19 AM
I said I cannot make any commitments. I proceeded to tell her I am off to America, Australia with my mate etc. Good speech lasted 20 minutes or so. Well, I cancelled my travel arrangemets few weeks later and here I am. Just had my 7th wedding anniversary. No regrets. I am proud to say that "she" is the best thing that ever happened to me.
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 10:26 AM
I said I cannot make any commitments. I proceeded to tell her I am off to America, Australia with my mate etc. Good speech lasted 20 minutes or so. Well, I cancelled my travel arrangemets few weeks later and here I am. Just had my 7th wedding anniversary. No regrets. I am proud to say that "she" is the best thing that ever happened to me.
your bangkok babe? ;)
:smt103 Yeah I was wondering about the quote marks around "She"...
Is "she" really a bloke then? :smt023
i met my missis in Dortmund she arrested me as she was an MP (monkey) and i was in the Artillery, a spic had started on one of my mates so we all jumped in i think the chat up line went, when i get out do u fancie a brew in the NAAFI weve been together 14 long years
The girlfriend and I are high school sweethearts.
I was new to the 6th form having moved up from the south coast. She was one of the first people to talk to me, for a month or two we didnt really speak because I'm shy as hell when i like someone and it turns out so is she, it also turned out the only reason she took A level Psychology was to be in the same class as me. We both hated Psychology, and tended to go into town for a greggs instead. Eventually we both admitted are liking for each other and kissed on the way home.
That is 7 years to this very day at around 14:45
We both failed Psychology.
Met my missus through work, she was the depot admin boss and I was the lowly agency driver, however our eyes locked over a pile of wage query,s and waste disposal certificates, problem was she was engaged and an uglier bastrad you have never seen, the boyfriend, not the wife ;). I decided at that point she needed a bit of stewie in her life, and kept up me usual charm offensive, however in the end it was actually her that asked me out. Weve now been married for 16 yrs, have two kids and a dog and a crippling mortgage...happy days :D
Sorry just realised that I supposed to tell you what I said the first time we met, I think I probably asked her if she wanted a coffee and a bit of stewie in her life :D
Met my missus through work, she was the depot admin boss and I was the lowly agency driver, however our eyes locked over a pile of wage query,s and waste disposal certificates, problem was she was engaged and an uglier bastrad you have never seen, the boyfriend, not the wife ;). I decided at that point she needed a bit of stewie in her life, and kept up me usual charm offensive, however in the end it was actually her that asked me out. Weve now been married for 16 yrs, have two kids and a dog and a crippling mortgage...happy days :D
you snake in the grass, watch ya birds lads here comes chewie
Pedro68
21-11-07, 11:10 AM
Stewie ... so eloquent m8 ;-)
I met my wife (now my ex-wife) at a New Years Eve party hosted by my parents. I'd invited an old flame, and she brought 2 mates with her (one a local nightclub barmaid who I was on first name terms with, and this other girl I'd not seen too often before). Well my old flame didn't seee eye-to-eye with my brothers girlfriend, and so she thrust a cheesecake into her face. My old flame was asked to leave and the barmaid with her as she was stirring things up. That left this other poor girl there who didn't know anybody else at the party, so I started talking to her ... we had kids, got married, and got divorced.
My current "love" I met online, and she contacted me first ...
My response was less than impressive ... "Have you got a pic, please?" (and that was it!).
When she sent one through I thought, "I should have been a bit more polite because she looks lovely" :oops: ... thankfully she forgave me, and we've been together just over a year now :D
A few people have met online on here which is pretty cool, imagine the world without the internet now, some of the people here would probably never have met, there would be no ORG, no means to arrange a proper AR08, no means to relieve bordem whilst at work, etc
Pedro68
21-11-07, 11:33 AM
Thing is ... there's still a certain amount of stigma about "internet dating". I've used it on more than one occassion though and don't have a problem with it ... I just seem to attract weirdos and psychos though (present love excepted of course)!!
Well I'm sure motorcycle groups existed long before the internet ... but I see what you're saying ;-)
Thank you, Sir Tim Berners-Lee ... if only so that I don't have to stand in a 15-deep queue at the local supermarket next month :D
Well I'm sure motorcycle groups existed long before the internet ... but I see what you're saying ;-)
They obviously did....just like car clubs, but there were never the numbers and attendance like you get nowdays.
MiniMatt
21-11-07, 12:13 PM
I've just had one of those realisations that I've learnt something new and ever so slightly disturbing about my other half.....
Chased my lady for 6 years before we started going out - exactly the same time as me
...now been together for 7 and a bit years - again, the exact same time
...Our anniversary is april fools day - and we even have the exact same anniversary
Bear.... honey.... is that you love? :gulp:
Dave The Rave
21-11-07, 12:31 PM
your bangkok babe? ;)
Perhaps I should rephrase it? Looks kind off dodgy don't it :-)
met bf on this very site 3.5 years ago. our first meeting at a theme park. he asked how he would recognise me - i said I will be carrying a large pink gorilla easier to spot that a carnation.
have had a bit of a rocky road (more crap to come) but we get on and have a laugh. he is 12 years my junior - so yes i am a dirty old woman lol
licoricepizza
21-11-07, 12:59 PM
Me: "You look nice"
Her: "Thanks"
Still going after nearly a year.
Ooo
Well, i actually met my missis through my car :lol: She had emailed a friend after finding his website (back in t'day when tinternet was new lioke) and emailed him about his car.
He realised she was female, and into cars. We had a little group so invited her for a drink. She turned up, i liked (but had a GF).
Think the crunch came when I went to Santa Pod with my missis and friend, and spent most of the day in this other girls car as it was cold :lol:
After one quick naughty night, i finished with my ex, then enthralled 2 years of nightmares between women :lol:
After her dad passed on, she got back in contact, forgave me for being naughty (let just say i crossed back and forth ;) Hey man, i was like 19-20).
Been together ever since, and honestly, couldn't think of anyone else im more connected with and on my level. Shes my best friend and my partner. My height, blonde, nice eyes, very clever, nice big boobs, nice bum, long legs, im a happy bunny, got my ideal women :D
I don't remember our exact first words, but i do remember meeting her when she turned up at my friends house (before the drinks) and was greated by 3-4 blokes, myself walking round in my boxers after a hard nights drinking the previous night. Max Power dirty girl questions were asked to dig some dirty info. :lol:
Pedro68
21-11-07, 01:18 PM
got my ideal women :D
Well let's hope she ain't reading this, and if she is, that she doesn't mind sharing you otherwise that smilie gonna be gone ;-) LOL
:lol: :lol:
Jsut the one for me. I've learned (the hard way) not to stray.. Wouldn't want to now anyway.
gettin2dizzy
21-11-07, 01:21 PM
:lol: :lol:
Jsut the one for me. I've learned (the hard way) not to stray.. Wouldn't want to now anyway.
You've got to wee in the corners to mark you're the man of the house. :smt023
DanDare
21-11-07, 01:30 PM
Met the missus during a meal with friends,
I thought she was with someone and she did like wise. She eventually approached me and said her sister used to have crush on me. We got talking and everyone piled back to a friends house to watch Phoenix Nights.
And we kissed blah blah blah and now we're married.
Didn't know she was into bikes before so that was an added bonus.
On a funny note......
My mother met my step father in a club, she thought he looked simple and a bit lost and offered to help find his minder. LOL
They've been married ten years now.
You've got to wee in the corners to mark you're the man of the house. :smt023
Woof woof grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fizzy Fish
21-11-07, 02:01 PM
I've just had one of those realisations that I've learnt something new and ever so slightly disturbing about my other half.....
Bear.... honey.... is that you love? :gulp:
:smt046
Me: "You look nice"
Her: "Thanks"
you smooth talker you... :lol:
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