...candles burning...Barry white playing...

[gettin2dizzy]

...lights dimmed...things are hotting up :smt055...

Is there a way to take your socks off looking seductive?

[Bluepete]

Just watch John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda when he is speaking Russian to Jamie Lee Curtis!

[Luckypants]

No. Part of the lighting candles / seductive music routine should be to remove socks.

[gettin2dizzy]

No. Part of the lighting candles / seductive music routine should be to remove socks.
It looks very presumptious taking your socks off straight away ;)

Besides, taking trousers off isn't exactly the smoothest either, and you definately can't do that as the front door shuts ;)

[DanDare]

Nah.............Leave them on!

[Fizzy Fish]

...lights dimmed...things are hotting up :smt055...

Is there a way to take your socks off looking seductive?

socks? no.

stockings? yes!

strange that isn't it, as stockings are really just a much longer (and thinner) sock. I put it down to the wearer, as let's face it a guy taking off stockings wouldn't really be quite the same either...

[SoulKiss]

socks? no.

stockings? yes!



Now wheres the smily for

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[gettin2dizzy]

lol. I'll try and get one of me stumbling around trying to get my pants and socks up in no time for you then ;) .... that is what you meant right?... of course :)

[G]

never though about it lol........flicking them of subtly with your big toes works best IMO :smt044.........the socks that is!!

[DoubleD]

As your taking your trousers off just hook your thumbs into your socks and remove them at the same time, if done right you can do it in one movement.

HTH

[gettin2dizzy]

As your taking your trousers off just hook your thumbs into your socks and remove them at the same time, if done right you can do it in one movement.

HTH
Still involves standing up. Think I may need to invest in velcro trousers :makelurve:

[keithd]

easy. tred on the end, toe part, of the sock and step out. the gentleman in question wont even know you're out of them

[DoubleD]

and velcro socks

[gettin2dizzy]

..maybe sandals..

[northwind]

Buy some skin-tone socks. Or paint yourself navy blue.

[Alpinestarhero]

I often think this. I guess take them off in the bathroom, well out of sight, or dont wear any at all?

Socks, practical but not sexy.

Matt

[Bear]

Wait til they rot off. Job done...

[Demonz]

As your taking your trousers off just hook your thumbs into your socks and remove them at the same time, if done right you can do it in one movement.

HTH

+1

If you are a true master it works with underwear, jeans and socks - all in one movement.

[Xan173]

never though about it lol........flicking them of subtly with your big toes works best IMO :smt044.........the socks that is!!

:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046

[gettin2dizzy]

Wait til they rot off. Job done...

the Kinvig method? [-X