It's my right?? - bog roll

[Blue_SV650S]

Now, if I need a number 2 at work, I can use work toilet paper ... as much as I 'need' presumably ... no questions asked right??? :cool:

It struck me the other day when paying for bog roll at the supermarket, that as I rarely have a #2 at work, I am not really utilising this free/inclusive facility I could there ... why am I paying for bog roll? That's a few quid a go to, I could spend that on cooler stuff!! :(

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Should I change my bodys timing?? ... eat plenty of prunes every morning?!?! :D Or put a claim in at work that each employee be allocated say 1 toilet roll a week ... if they use more, then they supply it themselves ... if like me you never use work bog roll, then you can pocket/trade the roll ...

Anyone 'take' their assumed allocation home with them?!?!? :-$

[gettin2dizzy]

Why stop there?! you're daft enough to use your home water & air!

[sarah]

Pooing at work is great. You get paid for pooing as well as getting free loo paper. Bargain.

[Vickster]

Why not nick the bog roll from work. Job done. - no pun - obviously

[Vickster]

I had four today at work.

[Wideboy]

don't know about you lot but judging bye the state of the toilets at our work, i'd say some people have their poo shoots halfway up their back. :smt078

[Biker Biggles]

Mods.
This is a cr&p thread.Can we excete it?:smt025

[Bluepete]

I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.

[sarah]

I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.

Good effort :cool:

[Blue_SV650S]

I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.

But do you ever kill 2 (both) birds with one stone??? [-X

:smt044

[Blue_SV650S]

Why not nick the bog roll from work. Job done. - no pun - obviously

But steeling is wrong [-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X

If I can have the .org consensus that it is just taking an allocation, then it is no longer theft, it is 'just'!! ... and a 4-pack will be stuffed in my rucksack tomorrow!!! 8) :-$

[hovis]

i only ever have 1 poo a day, about 1 hour after i get out of bed....... so, depending if im working or not i will poo in work, but i often wait till i get to the gym on my day off, so i can save on my poo paper

[Grinch]

I have IBS, so I go went my body tells me it wants it gone... there is no control.

[Speedy Claire]

erm!!!! i feel i now know you all intimately but not sure i really wanted to lmao. I think you should just take maybe 1 roll home with you cos you don`t wanna be seen to be taking advantage... you might cause a stink! :D

[northwind]

I know a guy who only ever showers at work. What do you do at the weekend, I wondered... "Lots of Lynx". Lovely.

[Pedrosa]

Regular as clockwork I am. 6 o'clock every morning without fail. Slight problem is that I dont get up until 8. Easilly sorted though....I just kick it around until I lose it!:p

[Ed]

I have IBS, so I go went my body tells me it wants it gone... there is no control.

Oh do I empathise with that. It's horrible, just so unpleasant. The landlord supplies the bog roll - and it's not that horrible hard stuff either - so I like to think I get my money's worth.

[Pedrosa]

I also suffer from Irritable Bast+rd Syndrome.....what?:rolleyes:

[ArtyLady]

Euwwwww!....guys....too much information! :smt119 :lol:

Im just jealous cos I cant do one everyday :( :lol:

[Pedro68]

I have been known to ride into work "like a bat out of hell" and "touching cloth" ... JUST so that I don't have to go at home ... which would mean me leaving for work later, and getting caught up in traffic and arriving at work half an hour later than intended. It's not that I actually start work any earlier/later ... but I'd rather dump in work's time ;-)

Now can we please all stop talking sh*t :D

[Bluepete]

Smudge will be along shortly to tell his story of riding whilst touching cloth :smt103

Sufice to say, apparently, bike pants are waterproof from the inside too :pale:

[ooger]

But steeling is wrong [-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X

If I can have the .org consensus that it is just taking an allocation, then it is no longer theft, it is 'just'!! ... and a 4-pack will be stuffed in my rucksack tomorrow!!! 8) :-$

We have the nasty sheet-by-sheet dispensers making theft of said poo paper difficult to use at home (I imagine), so thats why we've got a thief at work who's taking the Carex hand soap home instead.

.....No, its not me.

FYI - I am also a not-in-your-own-home depositor. It just makes more sense on a "work-effort per hour" basis.

After all, we've got better things to be doing at home....or at least we should have.....

[hovis]

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO


just had a poo in work, whilst play a game on my mobile, now thats multi-tasking

[ooger]

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO


just had a poo in work, whilst play a game on my mobile, now thats multi-tasking

Hehe, thanks for sharing - hope you won.

Is there a sign on the wall saying "NOW WASH YOUR YOUR HANDS AND PHONE?"

[Pedro68]

whilst play a game on my mobile, now thats multi-tasking
LMAO I always do that ... play mini-golf on my mobile during evacuations ;-)
Missed a few "sitters" (pun intended) when receiving splash back though :( Nick Faldo never had to cope with that ... he just played a round with fanny :rolleyes:

Taxi!!

[gettin2dizzy]

Hehe, thanks for sharing - hope you won.

Is there a sign on the wall saying "NOW WASH YOUR YOUR HANDS AND PHONE?"
What would happen in the turd won?! :smt103

[timwilky]

I too have problems, Take my Lanzoprazole first thing every morning and my system rings an alarm bell about 1 hour later. You have 2 minutes notice. Thank god I tend to work from home.

WTF. Work provide my laptop, printer and internet to enable me to work from home. Should they not also be paying for my tea/coffee (Free in all our offices), bog roll, and electricity to run said laptop/printer and internet. Then again, I doubt that they cost the £20/day that the office commute would cost. And I get soft bog roll and the possibility of chilling it if the day after a particularly good ruby

[hovis]

LMAO I always do that ... play mini-golf on my mobile during evacuations ;-)
Missed a few "sitters" (pun intended) when receiving splash back though :( Nick Faldo never had to cope with that ... he just played a round with fanny :rolleyes:

Taxi!!

i normaly play "WORMS"

:pale:

[Alpinestarhero]

I cant take a crap in the toilets at university. Or any public toilet, for that matter.

It gets uncomfortable sometimes

Matt

[Ceri JC]

Pooing at work is great. You get paid for pooing as well as getting free loo paper. Bargain.

A few years back mate emailed me an excel spreadsheet where you put in your hourly rate, timed yourself having a ciggie, poo, wee, cup of tea, natter, etc. and it calculated how much you got paid for each action. You could tot up at the end of each day how many of each you'd had and how much you'd been paid for each activity. :D

[Biker Biggles]

Sign on work sh1thole,

Its no good standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can leap five feet.:D

[gettin2dizzy]

I cant take a crap in the toilets at university. Or any public toilet, for that matter.

It gets uncomfortable sometimes

Matt
You doing it in the urinals?

[Alpinestarhero]

You doing it in the urinals?

Hold it in till I get home. Luckily, my bowel movements are first thing in the day, so I get that out of the way.

This is not what I intended to be discussing today

Matt

[Mike2165]

Oh well! I wanna go now! Back soon..ish

[carty]

I have been known to ride into work "like a bat out of hell" and "touching cloth" ... JUST so that I don't have to go at home ... which would mean me leaving for work later, and getting caught up in traffic and arriving at work half an hour later than intended. It's not that I actually start work any earlier/later ... but I'd rather dump in work's time ;-)

Now can we please all stop talking sh*t :D

LMAO, this reminds me of when my bro left for work and soon after the urge overtook him. He ended up stopping on the hard shoulder of the M6, running up the bank and depositing. He turned up to work with no socks on! :smt044

[hovis]

Why not nick the bog roll from work. Job done. - no pun - obviously

But steeling is wrong [-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X[-X

!!! 8) :-$
but........ lets say you have 2 poo's a day using 25 sheets each poo over a week thats got to be more than a roll........ so they owe you it, you are intitled to it

plus

2 X 10 minute poo's is 20 mins you are not working, this is why i have considered taking up smoking 10 minute fag breaks

[hovis]

WTF are you guys on about?

:stupid:

poo-ing

[Mike2165]

What is wrong with you?

Nothing...we're regular!

[Warthog]

Don't steal the bog roll!! If you do it, everyone else will, then there will be none left for decent honest workers. Its people like you who are ruining Britain!

[Biker Biggles]

Its a big job,but someones got to do it.

Lets not make a meal of it though.[-X

[Mike2165]

Its a big job,but someones got to do it.

Lets not make a meal of it though.[-X
EEWWW I seen that video!

[Jdubya]

I cant take a crap in the toilets at university. Or any public toilet, for that matter.

It gets uncomfortable sometimes

Matt


I'm with you on this one...
I like my home comforts and if I have to go at work or while out I always have a shower as soon as I get home. Am I slightly OCD?:-$

[gettin2dizzy]

is it a hygiene thing or an embarrassment thing?

[Jdubya]

is it a hygiene thing or an embarrassment thing?
Its a hygiene thing...

Its not embarassing doing something that everyone else does.

[gazman]

My job involves working in customers houses so I always try to "drop the kid's off at the pool" before I leave for work.

One of the lads at my work once had a cr*p in a customers toilet & they wrote a letter of complaint because of the smell it left.

Once or twice I've not been able to go before I leave & found myself popping home mid morning to have one as I dont want to go in a customers toilet.

Gaz

[MiniMatt]

Best thing about being pint sized is that nobody thinks it was you who stank out the entire ground floor and practically shattered the porcelain; they all think it was the 6'6" 18 stone Shrek-look-a-like in engineering :D

Teehee, it was me really :D

[arenalife]

When we all have to use electric vehicles, recharging at work would be a good perk.

[Blue_SV650S]

I'm with you on this one...
I like my home comforts and if I have to go at work or while out I always have a shower as soon as I get home. Am I slightly OCD?:-$

I always put toilet roll down on the seat if I have to use 'public' (that includes work) toilets ... its just more hygienic ...

Also there is something very g4y about putting your bare @ss where another man has (probably fairly recently) put his ... :smt103

[Blue_SV650S]

...

One of the lads at my work once had a cr*p in a customers toilet & they wrote a letter of complaint because of the smell it left.

Regardless of smell, presuming he didn't ask first, that is liberty taking and personal space invasion ...

I'd have been pretty p1ssed too!! :smt013

[Jdubya]

I always put toilet roll down on the seat if I have to use 'public' (that includes work) toilets ... its just more hygienic ...

Also there is something very g4y about putting your bare @ss where another man has (probably fairly recently) put his ... :smt103


I dunno about the "gay" bit but I also put TP down before I have a seat on a public loo...unless they have those hygienic cover things that flush away.

[G]

I often have a nice dump whilst at work, The part of the building i work in however is very posh and there is hygenic wipes and alsorts lol

[Blue_SV650S]

I often have a nice dump whilst at work, The part of the building i work in however is very posh and there is hygenic wipes and alsorts lol

We have a disabled loo near one of my labs at work ... both the loos and the labs door is between 2 fire doors ... whoever it is that takes a NASTY dump regularly ... he/she/they STINK the corridor out* ... [-X ... I have yet to find out who the phantom dumper is ... but when I do ... when I do ... :smt065

I bet it is that fat lass from upstairs ... :smt092

How they can not be embarrassed I don't know ... and what they eat I am at a loss too .... whatever ... they need colonic!! :pale: :D

... I have to breathe in particles of stuff that has come from their 4ss!! :sick:

[hovis]

I have yet to find out who the phantom dumper is ... but when I do ... when I do ... :smt065

: :D:p

that reminds me of when i used to give my mate a hand (he is a roofer) anywho.......... there was a "phantom dumper" that used to dump anywhere.......... and i do mean anywhere[-X

[Biker Biggles]

If the loo is disabled it probably wont flush.Hence the bloody stink.:rolleyes:

[Pedro68]

Also there is something very g4y about putting your bare @ss where another man has (probably fairly recently) put his ... :smt103
How odd then that (presumably) you don't wipe the handles of the toilet door, which has probably just been touched by a blokes hand when not 30 seconds earlier he was either wiping his ar$e or shaking his ding-a-ling with that hand :-P or do you really have a bad case of OCD??

:p

that reminds me of when i used to give my mate a hand (he is a roofer) anywho..........
Hovis young man, you trouble me at times ... you gave him a hand? with what? a dump? was it really THAT big? and why mention he's a roofer? do they do bigger dumps? or does he prefer to wipe his ar$e with roofing felt?! :D LOL

[northwind]

Also there is something very g4y about putting your bare @ss where another man has (probably fairly recently) put his ... :smt103

I think possibly this just shows you've thought too much about bare men's bottoms. :smt045

[Blue_SV650S]

How odd then that (presumably) you don't wipe the handles of the toilet door, which has probably just been touched by a blokes hand when not 30 seconds earlier he was either wiping his ar$e or shaking his ding-a-ling with that hand :-P or do you really have a bad case of OCD??

I use toilet paper on the handle too ... I also open the main loo door (not cubicle) .. at the bottom of the handle as that is the bit that is less likely to be touched by some other blokes willy sodden hand ... also I only open the door with my little finger 'hooked' as that is the least contact patch ... you only have to look at the splattering and inhale the stench to know you don't want to touch anything ...

Like I said, I don't tend to need a #2 often at work (or when in public place). But I'd rather have a dump in a bush/hedge somewhere than communal loo ... To be honest I have probably gone poo-poos 'o-natural' more often than in public loos ... :smt045

I think possibly this just shows you've thought too much about bare men's bottoms. :smt045


It's when you see a sweat mark on the seat from the previous occupant and can still feel the warmth ... you are a better man than me if you can block out the mental image that has inevitably conjured ... [-X :D

[Ed]

Blue, you are just so so funny:D:smt045

[Blue_SV650S]

Blue, you are just so so funny:D:smt045

It's funny coz it is true!! :mrgreen:

[dizzyblonde]

i don't dump at work. you just don't do you?

However on a lighter note....I've had stew for tea and theres a storm brewing!!!!!!!

[Blue_SV650S]

However on a lighter note....I've had stew for tea and theres a storm brewing!!!!!!!

Lets hope it is an :smt059

:thumleft:

[gazman]

Regardless of smell, presuming he didn't ask first, that is liberty taking and personal space invasion ...

I'd have been pretty p1ssed too!! :smt013

He had ask to use the toilet, & the customer said yes. He just didnt say "can I have a poo in your toilet please" lol. I guess the customer presumed it was for a pee.

[Blue_SV650S]

He had ask to use the toilet, & the customer said yes. He just didnt say "can I have a poo in your toilet please" lol. I guess the customer presumed it was for a pee.

In that case, it is just plain funny!! :D

[BILLY]

This thread is full of ****:rolleyes:

[metalmonkey]

HAHA, this made me laught......umm the problem for me taking a dump at work is that one minute ur about to let rip next you need to be off some where fast, so it may not be a relaxing one!

To be honest the bogs where I work aren't that nice, one isn't heated :o thats it is when you sit down!

The problem we have is that showers where I am is that the showers at on the 2nd floor my locker room is in the basement! Now the boss wants to move all the locker rooms about! Dam it, so it has been suggested we should err wander the corriders in an attempt to get them to new showers in! One of work mates seens to be up for it so I'll leave him to it!

Though has any ever clogged the toilet after taking a really big dump? Now thats impressive! There a few fatties where I work as well, so I try to aviod any bog they use, its lethal!

[Biker Biggles]

Hmmm Blue Thunder?????
Now theres a concept for a bog roll thread.:D