Plurals

[Ping]

One man, two men...

One woman, two women...


GOT IT???

*gnaws her desk*

Sorry, but I just couldn't suffer in silence anymore... It's driving me INSANE seeing all this 'a women' was doing this that or the other... This is lower school level english people...

:lol:

[gettin2dizzy]

dat iz rite ;)

[the_lone_wolf]

i thought "a women" was the collective noun for a group of people with no sense of direction

:confused:

[Ping]

i thought "a women" was the collective noun for a group of people with no sense of direction

:confused:
Yawn.

[the_lone_wolf]

Yawn.
tyred?

[sinbad]

tyred?

Unliterate? :)

[the_lone_wolf]

Unliterate? :)
may be

...

:wink:

[yorkie_chris]

Unliterate? :)

My mom and dad were married!

[the_lone_wolf]

My mom and dad were married!
never been a bar-steward then?

[JessicaRabbit]

Ping, this thread just cheered my day! Thank you!! Made me laugh so much!!

[Ping]

Ping, this thread just cheered my day! Thank you!! Made me laugh so much!!
Kewwwwwllllll! :cool:

'Making People Laugh' comes second from the top - just under 'Making People Scream In Agony' - on my list of 'Most Favourite Things To Do'.

:D

[Grinch]

Oops... probably me, as I get there, their and they're confused all the time... But then I did get double F in English, which went rather well with my U in French.

[Iansv]

The amount of times I want to correct people every day... got myself in far too much trouble in the past by doing it though, I just have to bite my tongue

[kitkat]

i have only noticed how hard the english language is lately. trying to teach kids that just dont get it the various rules. one that got me the other day

leaf - leaves knife - knives wife - wives (change f to ves) but then the problem

roof - roofs poof - poofs

[Stig]

i have only noticed how hard the english language is lately. trying to teach kids that just dont get it the various rules. one that got me the other day

leaf - leaves knife - knives wife - wives (change f to ves) but then the problem

roof - roofs poof - poofs

Oi. Who you calling a poof :?: :mad:

[Well Oiled]

i have only noticed how hard the english language is lately. trying to teach kids that just dont get it the various rules. one that got me the other day

leaf - leaves knife - knives wife - wives (change f to ves) but then the problem

roof - roofs poof - poofs

I have only noticed how hard the English language is lately. Trying to teach kids that just don't get (it?) the various rules. One that got me the other day

:D:D:D:D

[kitkat]

I have only noticed how hard the English language is lately. Trying to teach kids that just don't get (it?) the various rules. One that got me the other day

:D:D:D:D


:oops::smt019:smt018:?:-$:p

[the_lone_wolf]

:oops::smt019:smt018:?:-$:p
did you mean :oops::smt019:smt018:?::-$:p

?

;)

[Wideboy]

Did you mean :oops::smt019:smt018:?::-$:p

?

;)

HTH :D.

[kitkat]

Stop picking on me :smt077

[Wideboy]

Stop picking on me :smt077.<<


Honestly :rolleyes:.

[kitkat]

Honestly :rolleyes:.


:smt013:silent:;)

[Blue_SV650S]

There is an easy way to avoid this faux pas ...

1 B1tch, many b1tches ...

Sorted!! :takeabow:

[kitkat]

take it your bored blue and are trying to start a fight with your posts this evening. or maybe just been dumped ;)

[Blue_SV650S]

take it your bored blue and are trying to start a fight with your posts this evening. or maybe just been dumped ;)

Its always fun sturin-up me forum be-atches!!!! :D

[weazelz]

The amount of times I want to correct people every day...
*number* of times, not *amount* of times. "amount" relates to quantities of things that are measured in bulk; "number" relates to things that can be counted. like less/fewer

[Dicky Ticker]

Tell my bank that as they keep refering to "amount" when it is just numbers



You can't measure the contents of my account in "bulk"

[Alpinestarhero]

Plural of lexus = Lexi

Matt

[Dicky Ticker]

Back on track
1 CHILD
2 CHILDS

[Alpinestarhero]

not 2 children?

Matt

[Dicky Ticker]

OR
Hagis
Hagi
Hagis---sssss

WHICH?

[Ping]

Octopi.....? :lol:

[gettin2dizzy]

mongoose.....?


Mongoat :)

[weazelz]

Tell my bank that as they keep refering to "amount" when it is just numbers

You can't measure the contents of my account in "bulk"

you get an amount of money. or a number of pounds

[hovis]

crap
crapper
crappest

[gettin2dizzy]

crap
crapper
crappest
crap-post

[hovis]

crap-post

KETTLE.... BLACK

[gettin2dizzy]

I plead guilty :(

[hovis]

I plead guilty :(

have you not got a link to a news story to back this up?:smt024

[gettin2dizzy]

Not today, I'm trying not to stir up trouble :)

[hovis]

Not today, I'm trying not to stir up trouble :)

:smt090

[gettin2dizzy]

:smt090
go one then...



An Indian teenager had an incredible escape after a metal pole went straight through his head in a bus crash.
Doctors said it was a miracle that Manish Rajpurohit survived after the 4ft safety rail went through his forehead and came out the base of his skull.
It happened when a lorry crashed into the bus in which he was travelling in the Indian state of Andrha Pradesh, reports the Daily Telegraph.
Mr Rajpurohit said: "It struck my head and embedded me into the seat. I was stuck there crying 'Help me!? as loud as I could."
The student had to slide his head along the rod to give enough room for rescuers to cut him free from the seat.
He then had to walk along the bus with the pole still sticking through his head, before enduing an hour-long trip to hospital in a rickshaw.
He was then taken by ambulance to a private hospital in Bangalore, three hours away, where surgeons were able to carefully remove the rod.
Dr Sharan Patil said: "The first thing he said to me was 'Get this bloody thing out of my head. It's remarkable. It missed every vital part of his brain."

[the_lone_wolf]

Plural of lexus = Lexi

Matt
‘How long did you put that in for Lynn? It's hotter than the sun!’

:D

[Iansv]

*number* of times, not *amount* of times. "amount" relates to quantities of things that are measured in bulk; "number" relates to things that can be counted. like less/fewer

I'm glad someone managed to spot the deliberate mistake :D

honest ;-)

[weazelz]

;)

[Wideboy]

dis fread givin me head bake init

[Sid Squid]

This is worrying, but the real problem is apostrophes.