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Blue_SV650S
27-11-07, 02:56 PM
Ok, so anyone who has resided on here for any time and ever read some/many of my posts, will realise I have managed to build quite a portfolio of quotable lines … normally inappropriate, generally very cheeky … and to me very funny (even if no one else gets them!! :oops:) …
Anyway, inspired by another thread that is going on at the mo, I think we should have a little competition …
Your task (should you choose to accept it) is to come out with a Blue_ classic … the scenario is "Blue_ trying to woo a lady" … you need to also state the given situation/circumstance) ... so get cracking!! :smt024
Remember this is a U rated forum so don’t go OTT!! … The funniest one I promise to use next time I am in said situation/circumstance!!! :D
Note: I have highlighted the main task as I know some of the ladies that might read this might not have the attention span to read the lot ... :thumbsup: :D
Blue_SV650S
27-11-07, 03:08 PM
fancy a shag?
I am actually slightly insulted you came out with something so lame :roll: ...
You also didn't follow the rules ... there was no situation/circumstance given ... :p
I am actually slightly insulted you came out with something so lame :roll: ...
You also didn't follow the rules ... there was no situation/circumstance given ... :p
eh? sorry i did not read your post...........
i was asking you a question
Blue_SV650S
27-11-07, 03:12 PM
eh? sorry i did not read your post...........
i was asking you a question
I see, in that case thanks for the offer!! :D
gettin2dizzy
27-11-07, 03:26 PM
Situation - sitting in the queue at the docs
'oh yes, it's swollen alright ;)'
Fizzy Fish
27-11-07, 03:41 PM
picture the scene - the lights are down low, and some hapless female has been daft/drunk enough to fall for blue's smooth lines and slick charm...
blue leans in closer, and whispers in her ear:
do you mind covering yourself in clingfilm before we, er, get personal? I don't like to touch women directly as some of their uselessness might rub off...
picture the scene - the lights are down low, and some hapless female has been daft/drunk enough to fall for blue's smooth lines and slick charm...
blue leans in closer, and whispers in her ear:
do you mind covering yourself in clingfilm before we, er, get personal? I don't like to touch women directly as some of their uselessness might rub off...
:notworthy:
Fizzy Fish
27-11-07, 03:52 PM
well sounds like a perfectly sensible precaution to me! ;)
do i win btw? will you do it?? :D :D
blue approaches ladeee at bar "can i buy you a drink" he smarms
ladeee looks him up and down (contemplating how thirsty/desperate she is) and decides "no thanks"
blue - not to be put off then announces "ok I suppose a bj is out of the question?"
gettin2dizzy
27-11-07, 04:03 PM
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Cheats... You told blue you'd never tell...
Blue_SV650S
27-11-07, 04:03 PM
blue approaches ladeee at bar "can i buy you a drink" he smarms
ladeee looks him up and down (contemplating how thirsty/desperate she is) and decides "no thanks"
blue - not to be put off then announces "ok I suppose a bj is out of the question?"
With slight alteration, I can see that could be a line in true Blue_ form ….
“Suppose a BJ is out of the question?? … I’ll buy you a drink after to wash the taste away if you like … “
With slight alteration, I can see that could be a line in true Blue_ form ….
“Suppose a BJ is out of the question?? … I’ll buy you a drink after to wash the taste away if you like … “
lol im sure ive met you in a previous life lol
Dicky Ticker
27-11-07, 04:40 PM
My name---------MSB
MSB----?
Yeh---Mobile sperm bank and your soooo lucky as I'm giving free samples tonight
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