Just heard the doorbell go...

[the white rabbit]

and wandered off to answer it.

No one was there, because I don't have a doorbell, haven't had one in this house or previous one so for at least 15 years. It was on the telly.

Should I start a Co-op funeral plan?

[TheDangerousQuietOne]

yup

[Sideshow#36]

:smt046
Dont worry I did that the other day with my mobile. I was in the kitchen doing the washing up while the Mrs. was watching hollyoaks. some berk on there had the same ringtone. Took me a while to figure out what had happened.:rolleyes:

[Grinch]

I would, sounds like you on the way out... its those dangerous bikes you ride making you go a bit daft.

[Kate Moss]

oh dear, id take some valium and lie down in a dark room for a fews days!

[Razor]

Tell us where you live, I have a brown paper bag filled with poo that I must set on fire...

[yorkie_chris]

Should I start a Co-op funeral plan?

You do ride a BMW :p

[K]

Oh man, even my dog doesn't fall for that one any more. :roll: ;)

[Pedrosa]

That's nothing....I answered the phone in my pyjama's.......

















I know,I know....stupid place to keep a phone!:p

[hovis]

bah

i was ½ way up the stairs the other day and i stopped, cos i forgot if i was going up or down

:-s

[Kate Moss]

bah

i was ½ way up the stairs the other day and i stopped, cos i forgot if i was going up or down

:-s


:rolleyes: your loosing it!

[K]

bah

i was ½ way up the stairs the other day and i stopped, cos i forgot if i was going up or down

:-s

Did you then remember you live in a bungalow? :p

[drefraser]

I saw a room full of doctors all check their pagers when the microwave beeped to say it had finished.
Frightening, just frightening.

[Kate Moss]

I saw a room full of doctors all check their pagers when the microwave beeped to say it had finished.
Frightening, just frightening.


and these people are supposed to be clever!

[neio79]

as we are talking about silly things people have done, my Mrs years ago stopped and asked outside a pub that had free house abov its door if it meant it was free to go in then??:confused:

[Kate Moss]

as we are talking about silly things people have done, my Mrs years ago stopped and asked outside a pub that had free house abov its door if it meant it was free to go in then??:confused:


dont start a thread about silly things your girlfriend has done, phil will be posting the most!!

[neio79]

dont start a thread about silly things your girlfriend has done, phil will be posting the most!!


sounds like a few interesting stories comming our way then?

[the white rabbit]

bah

i was ½ way up the stairs the other day and i stopped, cos i forgot if i was going up or down

:-s

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stig]

and wandered off to answer it.

No one was there, because I don't have a doorbell, haven't had one in this house or previous one so for at least 15 years. It was on the telly.

Should I start a Co-op funeral plan?

Yes your stupid.

[Speedy Claire]

I answer the front door everytime i set my bike alarm... for some reason my alarm interferes with the door bell.

The thing is my door bell doesn`t play "Colnel Boggy" but thats the tune that plays! :confused:

Mind you it took me a few weeks before I realised that it wasn`t actually the bike alarm that was playing the tune!

[Pedro68]

Me and a work colleague borrowed another colleague's company car to go on a training day. We both heard a mobile phone ring. So we started looking thru the guys car (door pockets, glove box, even his jacket) ... we couldn't find anything ... then it sounded like it had stopped.

A few seconds later its ringing again! So this time we turn the radio down.
Damn it, it's stopped. Turn the radio back up ... the damn mobile phone starts ringing again ...

Yes we actually did that at least another TWO times before we both realised it was some track on the radio where the artist had sampled a mobile phone ringing!! Very funny :smt021 LOL