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Blue_SV650S
02-12-07, 04:41 PM
What's the most bizarre/imaginative cover story you have ever come up with (or heard of) to cover up and act/s of infidelity?? :---)
These have to be instant 'on the spot' when confronted/under pressure response jobs :smt010, not pre thought out ... :-s
Finally did it work?? :notworthy: :D
yorkie_chris
02-12-07, 04:47 PM
What have you done? (or even who...) :mrgreen:
Luckypants
02-12-07, 08:04 PM
God you are so shallow. Infidelity is for creeps. :nomore:
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 08:07 AM
God you are so shallow. Infidelity is for creeps. :nomore:
Ok, firstly I never said I was trying to cover up infidelity myself (its hard enough to get one woman to sleep with me, let alone two (or more!!) :mrgreen:).
But how many acts of infidelity go on every week??? It is hardly uncommon and there are bound to be some amusing retorts, no!?! :rolleyes:
Kate Moss
03-12-07, 12:06 PM
phil if you post on here you're a dead man!
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 12:08 PM
phil if you post on here you're a dead man!
This thread's suddenly taken an interesting turn ;)
phil if you post on here you're a dead man!
dont worry he has been PMing a few of us and going to get us to post as : 'we know a mate who' LOL ;)
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 12:11 PM
Is this about your relationship with hovis ?
plowsie
03-12-07, 12:12 PM
Could we say....
The time the fuzz pulled me and i was riding with an illegal exhaust and I told them that i had come off yesterday (showed them the fairing sratches) and wrecked the standard exhaust and that i was riding it home to get my baffle, they followed me home, i walked in the garage got the baffle and put it in.......
Kate Moss
03-12-07, 12:42 PM
dont worry he has been PMing a few of us and going to get us to post as : 'we know a mate who' LOL ;)
I KNEW IT.....right where is he
Kate Moss
03-12-07, 12:43 PM
Is this about your relationship with hovis ?
not my relationship with hovis, but phils!
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 01:36 PM
Still no funny stories ;)
Somone make one up if they have to!! :D
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 01:43 PM
Still no funny stories ;)
Somone make one up if they have to!! :D
The worlds worst lie a friend of mine did.
Having a bit of a wild party one night, few too many beers had gone down already. A mate of mine had gone missing for a while, so we started looking for him. First place you look - of course the bathroom- and there he was passed out in the bath, covered in sick (as were the walls, sink, toilet, thick in his beard and hair....everywhere).. ... naked. We woke him up and he insisted it wasn't him who had thrown up (still covered head to toe in sick) and asked where his clothes had gone. In an effort to hide the fact it was him that wretched he took the wise desicion to strip completely naked and put all of his clothes in the washing machine at a strangers house and sleep it off in the bath. :smt030
What's the most bizarre/imaginative cover story you have ever come up with (or heard of) to cover up and act/s of infidelity?? :---)
These have to be instant 'on the spot' when confronted/under pressure response jobs :smt010, not pre thought out ... :-s
Finally did it work?? :notworthy: :D
I was a bad lad in my youth, but I can't remember any of the stories because the last time I cheated on a girl was 24 years ago, when I was 21.
Does having 3 women on the go, from different parts of the country, at the same time, count? There's no lies, we just don't tell each other about who we see when the other isn't about.
I have a theory that seeing married women is ok because it's not me doing the cheating.
Pedro68
03-12-07, 02:03 PM
I have a theory that seeing married women is ok because it's not me doing the cheating.
Somehow I can't see a divorce court accepting that argument when you're named on the divorce petition (and therefore required to pay the court costs!) ;-) but good luck to ya :p
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 02:04 PM
I have a theory that seeing married women is ok because it's not me doing the cheating.
When your nuts are on the line, I am not sure that would stand up in court!! :D
So are you saying you currently have 3 on the go now??!!?!? And you are technically cheating on no one?? ... If so, good effort!! :mrgreen:
When your nuts are on the line, I am not sure that would stand up in court!! :D
I've never been named in a divorce case. My ex-gf was when me and the ex-wife divorced, but as ex-wife and I had seperated 6 months prior to me starting a new relationship it was a bit of a low blow on her part.
So are you saying you currently have 3 on the go now??!!?!? And you are technically cheating on no one?? ... If so, good effort!! :mrgreen:
Yep. No-one gets hurt, there's no lies, no commitment either way and no hassles. We pick and choose when we see each other and it doesn't take any juggling around at all really. A weekend here, a weekend there, the odd evening mid-week etc. They range in age from 21 to 38 and are blonde, brunette and redhead - pure bliss, variety is the spice of life.
I'd give them all up in an instant if the chance of settling down with the right woman came along though.
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 02:20 PM
...
But from what you are saying some/all are married??? If so "No-one gets hurt" my currently be true .. but ... :smt062 :eye: :D
Apart from that sounds idyllic (whilst it lasts)!! :notworthy:
Oh come on don’t look at me like that … even the girls must think that is idyllic (if it were them and 3 fellas) …
But from what you are saying some/all are married??? If so "No-one gets hurt" my currently be true .. but ... :smt062 :eye: :D
None of the women I see at the moment is married or in any other relationship, but it has been known in the past.
Apart from that sounds idyllic (whilst it lasts)!! :notworthy:
It is, believe me. It'll last until someone gets bored or finds a new full time partner.
Oh come on don’t look at me like that … even the girls must think that is idyllic (if it were them and 3 fellas) …
I'm almost certain that two of them are seeing other men, but why should I be bothered, I'm doing the same thing to them. As long as we play safe and take all necessary precautions everyone's happy.
Girls get greedy though, they want the 3 men all at the same time...I've seen the videos ;)
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 02:40 PM
Your full name must be Lozzo Quagmire
http://m.pimpmyspace.org/07/4/10/976647.gif
:mrgreen:
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 02:45 PM
None of the women I see at the moment is married or in any other relationship, but it has been known in the past.
It is, believe me. It'll last until someone gets bored or finds a new full time partner.
I'm almost certain that two of them are seeing other men, but why should I be bothered, I'm doing the same thing to them. As long as we play safe and take all necessary precautions everyone's happy.
Girls get greedy though, they want the 3 men all at the same time...I've seen the videos ;)
Rather you than me!
Rather you than me!
Couldn't you keep up?
This is the difference between men and boys ;)
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 02:48 PM
Couldn't you keep up?
This is the difference between men and boys ;)
Until I stood on a tissue :sick:
Until I stood on a tissue :sick:
or caught some foul diesease.............from experience women that act like that are generally complete munters, so try and get whatever they can. Your certainly not missing out on much.
or caught some foul diesease.............from experience women that act like that are generally complete munters, so try and get whatever they can. Your certainly not missing out on much.
There are thousands of perfectly nice, clean women out there who don't want a serious relationship, but want a bit of safe fun now and then. Where you get the idea they are all diseased munters from is anyone's guess.
Methinks someone is getting a tad too moralistic.
gettin2dizzy
03-12-07, 03:07 PM
or caught some foul diesease.............from experience women that act like that are generally complete munters, so try and get whatever they can. Your certainly not missing out on much.
:smt045
One good one does me perfectly (wahey!) ;)
Where you get the idea they are all diseased munters from is anyone's guess.
I've just seen where you live...Worksop area.
I take it all back, you've got every idea.
It's different where I live..
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 03:14 PM
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I've just seen where you live...Worksop area.
I take it all back, you've got every idea.
It's different where I live..
Entirley wrong ;)
and I have lived in MANY places, all of which have been the same ;)
zooming out on multimap isnt the most accurate tool for making assumptions on location.
I wasn't making assumptions, I lived in Worksop for 3 years, it's right on the borders of S. Yorks, Notts and Derbys. Just about every town and village within a 25 mile radius is the same. The location you state you're from encompasses the Worksop *area* that I mentioned.
As you move around the country attitudes and feelings change in relation to affluence. Ever noticed how people from the south of London are generally more presentable, but the further towards the west country you go they become less so, same goes the further north you travel. I've spent a lifetime travelling round and making observations on this sort of thing.
People don't say that Doncaster is a crap place and full of hookers just because they feel like it, it has grounding in fact - but it's very rare that someone will say the same thing about somewhere like Hertford or Ashford in Kent.
The women in your area may be rough, but you can't judge all by the standards you've come to accept. I don't date rough munters.
I wasn't making assumptions, I lived in Worksop for 3 years, it's right on the borders of S. Yorks, Notts and Derbys. Just about every town and village within a 25 mile radius is the same. The location you state you're from encompasses the Worksop *area* that I mentioned.
As you move around the country attitudes and feelings change in relation to affluence. Ever noticed how people from the south of London are generally more presentable, but the further towards the west country you go they become less so, same goes the further north you travel. I've spent a lifetime travelling round and making observations on this sort of thing.
People don't say that Doncaster is a crap place and full of hookers just because they feel like it, it has grounding in fact - but it's very rare that someone will say the same thing about somewhere like Hertford or Ashford in Kent.
The women in your area may be rough, but you can't judge all by the standards you've come to accept. I don't date rough munters.
I lived on the southcoast for 17 years in 3 of the best places to live in the country.....the women were the same there ;) so your theory has no grounds.
I guess it depends on the standard of women you choose and what you consider to be 'nice':nemo:
Blue_SV650S
03-12-07, 07:32 PM
This is working out better than I had possibly hoped for!! :D
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Is this about your relationship with hovis ?
:-$ its not official
At age 23 I expect you to be of reasonably limited experience in these matters. I'm 45, seen more of the world than you can imagine and know nice women from bad.
Without knowing the women I choose to see, your assumptions on their character have no grounds - but let me say one thing before I leave you to do some growing up, one of my exes is a poster to this site and no-ones calling her a rough munter.
At age 23 I expect you to be of reasonably limited experience in these matters. I'm 45, seen more of the world than you can imagine and know nice women from bad.
:rolleyes: Again your making the assumption that because of your increasing age you have seen more of the world than me, which means clearly you dont really know what your on about. I suspect i have seen considerably more of the world than you can imagine.
Without knowing the women I choose to see, your assumptions on their character have no grounds
I made no assumption on the character of the women you choose to see, only an informed view of the type you describe as seeing.
but let me say one thing before I leave you to do some growing up
ermmm, why would i need to do that? because I express opinions you do not agree with, perhaps it is you that need to have a little think.
one of my exes is a poster to this site
and?:confused: Is that supposed to change my views and opinions on things.
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