Secret Admirer

[Kate Moss]

I was told that I have an admirer!! (its not as flattering as it sounds!)

I don't know who he is but aparantly he owns the taxi company we use at work. Thing is, he has never seen me and just thinks i have a sexy voice on the phone....creepy! i'm scred to ring them now! He asked a member of staff who was using one of his taxi's to get a picture of me, thankfully my colleague said NO!!

[Alpinestarhero]

What does phil think of all this :D

It might be hovis

Matt

[Kate Moss]

[quote=alpinestarhero;1363663]What does phil think of all this :D

It might be hovis

Matt[/quote

I forgot to mention it to Phil, agh well, guess he knows now!!! :smt050

[gettin2dizzy]

Who would you liken your voice to?

[Kate Moss]

Who would you liken your voice to?

i don't know, i've never thought about it!!!

[gettin2dizzy]

Jade Goodey?

[Pedro68]

wots your phone number? :tongue: :-dd [-o<

wot? WOT? Hahaha :D

[Kate Moss]

Jade Goodey?

Definatly not!! much nicer!

[Kate Moss]

wots your phone number? :tongue: :-dd [-o<

wot? WOT? Hahaha :D

haha, was gunna give you phils number for a laugh!!

[gettin2dizzy]

Janet Street Porter ?

[Kate Moss]

Janet Street Porter ?


Nope! I sound like me, no one else!

[gettin2dizzy]

Are you a mute?

[hovis]

jorden?

[Kate Moss]

No im not mute! and No i don't sound like Jorden (bit more classy than that!)
Tel No 08457 909090!!!

[Daimo]

Sorry, I thought it would be ok to ask for your picture :(

I will keep my feelings to myself.

[Kate Moss]

Sorry, I thought it would be ok to ask for your picture :(

I will keep my feelings to myself.

:smt018!!!

[gettin2dizzy]

Lol. I'm not calling the samaritans! I haven't reached that point yet ;)

[Daimo]

:smt018!!!

A happy wave gives a boost in confidence.

What time shall i be round?

[squirrel_hunter]

Couple of years back I answered the phone to a friend of a house mate who sounded pretty sexy. So a couple of days later it was arranged me, my mate, the girl on the phone, and a friend of hers go out...

My god she looked like a crack addict and her mate looked like jail bait. That was a waste of 3 hours of my life. I've never made the same mistake again.

Just a warning to you all.

[Pedro68]

Tel No 08457 909090!!!
I just phoned and no sexy voice was there to reply ... instead they just droned on and on about "well it's just that time of year ... missing loved ones who are no longer with us ... it's only natural ... everyone feels like that ..." and now I feel like killing myself ... does anyone have the number for the Samaritans please?! :rolleyes:

[Kate Moss]

Couple of years back I answered the phone to a friend of a house mate who sounded pretty sexy. So a couple of days later it was arranged me, my mate, the girl on the phone, and a friend of hers go out...

My god she looked like a crack addict and her mate looked like jail bait. That was a waste of 3 hours of my life. I've never made the same mistake again.

Just a warning to you all.


well im no supermodel but id like to think i dont look like a crack adict or jail bait!!

[Viney]

Sorry, i'll stop

[Kate Moss]

A happy wave gives a boost in confidence.

What time shall i be round?

damm must have clicked on the wrong icon!!! :D

[Kate Moss]

I just phoned and no sexy voice was there to reply ... instead they just droned on and on about "well it's just that time of year ... missing loved ones who are no longer with us ... it's only natural ... everyone feels like that ..." and now I feel like killing myself ... does anyone have the number for the Samaritans please?! :rolleyes:

i have the number somewhere, hang on...speed dial 1!!

[Pedro68]

well im no supermodel
You mean you REALLY aren't "Kate Moss" then?!? :( GUTTED!

[gettin2dizzy]

lol. They just brought the forum to a new low

[Kate Moss]

You mean you REALLY aren't "Kate Moss" then?!? :( GUTTED!

no, im not as washed out and anorexic as THE Kate Moss!

[Daimo]

Im only playing women. I don't think my own lady would be too happy.


All time low g2d???? I've carefully chosen them as the clean ones......... I haven't posted what i'd consider not family approved :lol: And theres been much lower on this site at some points

[Kate Moss]

Im only playing women. I don't think my own lady would be too happy.


All time low g2d???? I've carefully chosen them as the clean ones......... I haven't posted what i'd consider not family approved :lol: And theres been much lower on this site at some points

:Dpmsl
If they are clean, id hate to see the dirty ones!!

[Daimo]

Hate???

Blimey, errrrrrrr, innocent??? Phil, are you not teaching her the ways of life? :lol:

[Kate Moss]

Hate???

Blimey, errrrrrrr, innocent??? Phil, are you not teaching her the ways of life? :lol:

I am sweet and very innocent!! *cough cough*!
ok, maybe Hate was the wrong word to use!! Is there an 18+ section you could post them to??!!

[Welsh_Wizard]

If you sound like the bird of the Marks and Spencer advert can I fancy you too ???

[Kate Moss]

If you sound like the bird of the Marks and Spencer advert can I fancy you too ???

How can you fancy someone based on their voice?!! but ok!!!

[Pedro68]

Phone me and then you'll know ;-) LOL

[Kate Moss]

Phone me and then you'll know ;-) LOL

are you a posh scouse??!!

[Pedro68]

are you a posh scouse??!!
I refer the young lady to a post of mine in another thread

;-)

[gettin2dizzy]

are you a posh scouse??!!
That's a spice girl 'innit' ?

[Kate Moss]

That's a spice girl 'innit' ?

What pedro is a spice girl, why didn't he say anything??!!

[Pedro68]

What pedro is a spice girl, why didn't he say anything??!!
Yeah, I'm the skinny one ... been getting sha**ed by Becks for years ... oh no sorry ... I mean, I've been getting sha**ed ON Becks Bier for years :-P

That still doesn't make me a spice girl tho ... sorry ;-)

[Kate Moss]

so to sum up, is this guy creepy?

[Pedro68]

To sum up ... I dunno ... could be that since he likes your voice he just has a natural interest in what you look like ... then again he could be a right proper weirdo!

Either way, I would let it be known that you are "not available".

Nip it in the bud now!

[yorkie_chris]

I just phoned and no sexy voice was there to reply ... instead they just droned on and on about "well it's just that time of year ... missing loved ones who are no longer with us ... it's only natural ... everyone feels like that ..." and now I feel like killing myself ... does anyone have the number for the Samaritans please?! :rolleyes:

I tried them, got put through to a call center in pakistan, when I said I was feeling a bit down they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.

[hovis]

are you a posh scouse??!!

:stupid:

[Kate Moss]

:stupid:



why??

[hovis]

why??

:laughat:posh scouse

[Kate Moss]

:laughat:posh scouse

just because it's uncommen doesn't mean it can't happen!!!

[dirtydog]

I tried them, got put through to a call center in pakistan, when I said I was feeling a bit down they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.


:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044

[phil24_7]

What does phil think of all this :D

It might be hovis

Matt

Just found out now. Think I may know the guy so I guess I'll be having a quiet word in his ear! ( I have some very large friends who people end to listen to! ;-))

[Kate Moss]

Just found out now. Think I may know the guy so I guess I'll be having a quiet word in his ear! ( I have some very large friends who people end to listen to! ;-))


Is there anyone you don't know?!!!

No need to pay a visit, he has been told that i am firmly attached!!!:smt021