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Stig
29-12-07, 06:58 PM
Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call for a
womanin labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could seewhile he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Mother Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
firstplace, smack his ass again!"

Speedy Claire
29-12-07, 07:00 PM
ha ha ha.... thats brilliant :thumbsup:

Spiderman
29-12-07, 07:17 PM
excellent!

Richie
29-12-07, 08:31 PM
again... Very funny.


still giggling like a girl.

BILLY
29-12-07, 09:34 PM
PMSL:thumbsup:

passedatlast
29-12-07, 10:16 PM
ha ha thats brilliant, lol

melody
29-12-07, 10:50 PM
:smt042 :smt042

phil24_7
30-12-07, 02:52 AM
I think I just pee'd a little!

Miss Alpinestarhero
30-12-07, 11:03 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

kitkat
30-12-07, 11:51 AM
excellent :p

thought you and jo maybe had a wee new year surprise for us :smt026

Balky001
30-12-07, 11:56 AM
that was so funny ;-)

Stig
30-12-07, 04:21 PM
excellent :p

thought you and jo maybe had a wee new year surprise for us :smt026

Good god no. :smt103

kitkat
30-12-07, 06:04 PM
Good god no. :smt103

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