Life of Brian

[Blue_SV650S]

Its on tonight 9pm Film4

"I'm not the bleedin messiah!!" :mrgreen:

I'll be watching that (in the background) 8)

[Rog]

"we did find this spoon"

[Wideboy]

vewy well then :-D

[Alpinestarhero]

"he;s a very naughty boy"

Refering to hovis

Matt

[Biker Biggles]

Well theres a bright side to look on.

Call me Loretta.

[Richie]

"he;s a very naughty boy"

Refering to hovis

Matt
Now, leave that Welsh tart alone.

[Well Oiled]

Blessed are the cheesemakers

[Pedrosa]

And what did the Romans ever do for us?:D

[Lissa]

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

[Tiger 55]

Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

[Lissa]

Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

[hovis]

Are you the Judean People's Front?


**** off! We're the People's Front of Judea

[Rog]

spare a sheckle for an ex leper

[Frank]

you lot are vewy sad

[hovis]

Quite................silly person.

[Lozzo]

"Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats."

[skeetly]

Don't you 'Ssssh' me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you Ssssh me!

[missyburd]

isn't this the one with "Release Woderick!" or Woger ? or am I getting them confused?

[Pedrosa]

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! :p:p

[Steelman]

Wodewick! Free wodewick!

One of my fave films...:cool:

[Steelman]

isn't this the one with "Release Woderick!" or Woger ? or am I getting them confused?

We posted at the same time MYC... it's both I think as well as Bwian, Welease Bwian!

That scene in the Forum is sooo funny, specially Micael Palin trying to make the centurians giggle about his affliction ;)

PMSL every time :D:D:D

[missyburd]

We posted at the same time MYC... it's both I think as well as Bwian, Welease Bwian!

That scene in the Forum is sooo funny, specially Micael Palin trying to make the centurians giggle about his affliction ;)

PMSL every time :D:D:D

yey am not going senile yet :D (I do wonder sometimes :smt087 ;))

Tis a grrrrrreat film I must say, Holy Grail cracks me up, in fact no, all Monty Python :rolleyes:

[DanAbnormal]

Centuwion, why do they titter so?

[Pedro68]

Tis a grrrrrreat film I must say, Holy Grail cracks me up, in fact no, all Monty Python :rolleyes:

Me too ... which is why I have the box set of their films :D

I love the scene where John Cleese catches Brian duabing a derogatory latin profanity about the Romans on the city walls, but his spelling/grammar wasn't spot on, so John Cleese (as the centurion) made him correct it, and write it out 100 times. When he'd finished I think he just said, "That's better, now don't do it again!"

Oh and the chase scene where Brian falls of the top of the tower and lands on a space ship which flies round and crash lands back on earth and Brian just gets up and walks away, and this little old bloke who saw it all says, "You lucky barsted" LMAO

I could go on ... but I won't :rolleyes:

[Richie]

Centuwion, why do they titter so?

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's
called... 'Incontinentia'.












'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

[Richie]

We posted at the same time MYC... it's both I think as well as Bwian, Welease Bwian!

That scene in the Forum is sooo funny, specially Micael Palin trying to make the centurians giggle about his affliction ;)

PMSL every time :D:D:D
PILATE: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4: [chuckling]
PILATE: Wight! Take him away!
CENTURION: Oh, sir, he-- he only--
PILATE: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
CENTURION: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...
PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody
else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
GUARD #1: [chuckling]
PILATE: ...Dickus?
GUARD #1: [chuckling]
PILATE: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name...
'Biggus'...
GUARD #3: [chuckle]
PILATE: ...'Dickus'?
GUARD #1 and GUARD #2: [chuckling]
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's
called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
GUARDS: [laughing]
PILATE: Stop! What is all this?
GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...
PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence!
Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him!
Blow your noses and seize him!

[Steelman]

PILATE: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4: [chuckling]
PILATE: Wight! Take him away!
CENTURION: Oh, sir, he-- he only--
PILATE: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
CENTURION: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...
PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody
else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
GUARD #1: [chuckling]
PILATE: ...Dickus?
GUARD #1: [chuckling]
PILATE: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name...
'Biggus'...
GUARD #3: [chuckle]
PILATE: ...'Dickus'?
GUARD #1 and GUARD #2: [chuckling]
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's
called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
GUARDS: [laughing]
PILATE: Stop! What is all this?
GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...
PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence!
Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him!
Blow your noses and seize him!


Brilliant! - have you got a script Richie?

[hovis]

Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!