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the_lone_wolf
05-02-08, 06:36 PM
...on the Red Funnel ferry

Two coffin dodgers sitting close to us, generally being old and moaning about everything, suddenly notice the tankers docked at Fawley Oil Refinery:

Old woman : "Ooooh, that one's sitting awfully high in the water"

Old man : "Oooh it is, they must have unloaded all the cargo"

Old woman : "Yes, or the tide has gone out"


We couldn't help but burst out laughing...

:smt043

Wideboy
05-02-08, 06:43 PM
i hope you have informed the law... potential terrorists they be

the_lone_wolf
05-02-08, 06:46 PM
i hope you have informed the law... potential terrorists they be

potential my ****, they terrorise anyone out on the road with their lack of control and that middle distance vacant eye fish stare that only the ancient can do...:rolleyes:

Wideboy
05-02-08, 07:06 PM
potential my ****, they terrorise anyone out on the road with their lack of control and that middle distance vacant eye fish stare that only the ancient can do...:rolleyes:

not keen on old people then :lol:

the_lone_wolf
05-02-08, 07:27 PM
not keen on old people then :lol:
not if they try to use a car when clearly they couldn't drive a kettle without assistance...:p

Stu
05-02-08, 07:28 PM
Yeah but no but yeah but, she was right if it' gone so far out that it's grounded. :razz:

DanAbnormal
05-02-08, 07:31 PM
I would have thrown them overboard.

Avast!:p

the_lone_wolf
05-02-08, 07:32 PM
I would have thrown them overboard.

Avast!:p
aaaargh

like my avatar do ye?;)

Wideboy
05-02-08, 07:36 PM
pirate bay isn't it?:cool:

DanAbnormal
05-02-08, 07:39 PM
aaaargh

like my avatar do ye?;)

Aaaaaaaaaaaar I do laddie.

A mighty fine avataaaaaarrrrrrr it be.

Anyway......................:p

monkey
04-03-08, 01:29 AM
potential my ****, they terrorise anyone out on the road with their lack of control and that middle distance vacant eye fish stare that only the ancient can do...:rolleyes:

They may have been on foot.....