the little woman has done it again

[Frank]

I had to pop out today and order some materials for a job for next week.
walked into the shop,up to the counter "hi Joan,can I order blaa blaa blaa"
cue the misses"hi Joan where are you working now":smt058
Just picking myself up when the phone goes."Dad"" yes love", ask mum if I can have the crisps"
Mum"yes love,if they dont get eaten,then they wo'nt get eaten"

please help ,Im sick of laughing

[Kate Moss]

classic! sounds like something I'd........never mind!!!!

[Frank]

classic! sounds like something I'd........never mind!!!!
looks like just us two in on this one then

[Kate Moss]

looks like just us two in on this one then


give it time! It will grow!

[dirtydog]

:smt082:smt082:smt082


quality!!!

How about this one "ooh that parachutist is falling slowly"

I always thought that was the idea of a parachute? :confused::confused::confused:

[kitkat]

:smt082:smt082:smt082


quality!!!

How about this one "ooh that parachutist is falling slowly"

I always thought that was the idea of a parachute? :confused::confused::confused:

:smt110

[Kate Moss]

we do it on purpose, just to give you something to laugh at and make you feel superior!

[dirtydog]

we do it on purpose, just to give you something to laugh at and make you feel superior!


of course you do :rolleyes::rolleyes:;)

[Kate Moss]

of course you do :rolleyes::rolleyes:;)


well I do! Nothing better than seeing your man in tears after saying something funny! Like, "Does the colour of the paint effect how much the room echos!"???

[Wideboy]

i don't get this thread plz elaborate ](*,)

[kitkat]

i don't get this thread plz elaborate ](*,)


proof that men can say stupid things too lol;)

[Wideboy]

proof that men can say stupid things too lol;)

but i am but a boy, and i dont get it :)

[Keith1983]

I can join in with daft woman quotes. Several years ago whilst being sat in the living room of my flat with my then girlfriend and one of her mates the tv and everything goes off and we are sat quietly in the middle of a powercut. Then my girlfriends mate pipes up " Is it ok if I plug my phone in to charge up, while there's nothing on telly"

[dirtydog]

It's about people (mainly women) that say stupid things e.g in Gids post he says how he went to a shop to order some bits and spoke to the woman in the shop and said "hi Joan i'd like to order blah blah blah" and then his misses asking Joan where she was working now

do you get it now?

[Wideboy]

oh right:rolleyes:

sorry my high intellect couldn't saw through it as i was expecting a joke of a high intellect nature

yeah that works

[Spike1105]

neither do i, but hey look its wide boy send us some pics of ur bike then and il send u some of the ped lol