Are you a criminal?

[DanDare]

i

[Mike2165]

Usually states not to include speeding offences

[Luckypants]

No as speeding convictions do not result in a criminal record.

[gettin2dizzy]

only my ethics, pastimes, dress sense, common sense and musical taste could be described as criminal. I don't inflict anything on anyone else, so nope!

[Kinvig]

as I was never convicted of *those* murders, I guess I'm not a criminal.









;o)

[Jester666]

as I was never convicted of *those* murders, I guess I'm not a criminal.
;o)

The DNA evidence will catch up with you when you are in Kurdistan!!

Nice jails there!! :lol:

[Lozzo]

I am currently at the top of the Fashion Police's 'Most Wanted' list.

I've been outwitting them for years by claiming to be a trendsetter.

[Ping]

*twitches*

No... because they ALL had it coming...


:smt045

[K]

*twitches*

No... because they ALL had it coming...


:smt045

Justifiable homicide eh? :twisted:

[SoulKiss]

*twitches*

No... because they ALL had it coming...


:smt045

Ping, you are NOT the bleach the gene-pool requires..........

[Ping]

Ping, you are NOT the bleach the gene-pool requires..........

... I'm not?...


Oh crap.






K- :twisted: :lol:

[phil24_7]

Not accoring to my record! ;-)

[philbut]

Yes, apparently. Bloody sniffer dogs ;-)

[Biker Biggles]

A couple of years ago during a particular "terrorist/drug baron" panic I got targeted by a sniffer spaniel at the airport.Huge interest was shown until I handed over the slightly crumpled dog biscuit that had been living feral in my jacket for several days.
Good to see at least the dogs have kept their sanity and their priorities in order.:D

[Stig]

Why are you asking :?:

[philbut]

A couple of years ago during a particular "terrorist/drug baron" panic I got targeted by a sniffer spaniel at the airport.Huge interest was shown until I handed over the slightly crumpled dog biscuit that had been living feral in my jacket for several days.
Good to see at least the dogs have kept their sanity and their priorities in order.:D

Nice. Unfortunatly the dog in my case was rather more interested in the bag of green herbs in my shoe. Most unatural if you ask me, they shouldn't let those dogs have drugs :cool:

[phil24_7]

Ha ha, perhaps the dog was a member of Snoop Dogs dog pound!!

[DanDare]

Why are you asking :?:

Was a serious simple question, should of known better really!

[Tiger 55]

Sorry, no time to reply, I'm off to cleanse the streets. God told me to do it.














At least I think that's what he said...

[Paul the 6th]

well apart from using hard drugs, driving like a **** and stealing cadburys creme eggs, I'm an upstanding citizen. Oh and I ride a motorbike.

[monkey]

Was a serious simple question, should of known better really!

Apart from crimes against the English language and editing your original post I think you'll be ok.

You got a job lined up?
:D

[northwind]

I have broken an assortment of silly laws, so yes, I suppose I am. No record, no convictions, no charges that stuck mind. Ironically I did once get arrested for something I didn't do :rolleyes: but I've never been caught for any of the stuff I did ;)