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Blue_SV650S
01-03-08, 06:47 PM
This is a gem ...

Ok, coffins are expensive right?? and what a waste of wood to just burn it in a cremation, also think of the environmental impact!! :thumbdown:

So, my idea - After the coffin/stiff has started rolling down the conveyor belt, before it gets to the furnace, 'hoik' the stiff out of the coffin, take the coffin and then place the corpse back on the conveyor!! 8)

You can then re-sell the coffin and have saved the environment in two ways!! ... I think it is very conscientious!! :takeabow: and obviously Blue_ gets rich in the process ... I'm gonna be a miwyonaire!! :money: 8)

Wayluya
01-03-08, 06:57 PM
I was going to say the conveyor doesn't go straight into the furnace.......but my late wife's did - but she was abroad........and we got to see the flames take a good hold of her (homemade!) coffin before they closed the door........they do things different "abroad" :o:)