View Full Version : Is Soho the most attractive section of the .Org?
Aaaand let the battle commence...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence)
Guys: Mr Anderson, Lucky, Lucas, Chris8886...
Girls: Anna, Paws, Cazza, Ibishu (Now in Oz, but still spiritually a part of us), Fizzy Fish, KrazyKim, Coolgirl...
So who has a bigger list of 'I'd cut my right arm off to have sex with...' members...
(And for those of you suspecting: you're quite right. This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
SoulKiss
04-03-08, 01:48 PM
Aaaand let the battle commence...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence)
Guys: Mr Anderson, Lucky, Lucas, Chris8886...
Girls: Anna, Paws, Cazza, Ibishu (Now in Oz, but still spiritually a part of us) KrazyKim...
So who has a bigger list of 'I'd cut my right arm off to have sex with...' members...
(And for those of you suspecting: you're quite right. This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
I see you are keeping me a secret - thanks for that :)
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I quite agree, but I have none. Perhaps we can persuade the people mentioned to give us a parade, preferably swimsuit clad....
s'pose I dont' get a mention as I'm now a BMW owner.....
I don't find kinvig attractive.
That white helmet looks too big and hard for me.
:lol:
You could always just trawl through this lot. (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=68747)
:mrgreen:
SoulKiss
04-03-08, 02:00 PM
s'pose I dont' get a mention as I'm now a BMW owner.....
You should know by now that there is no discrimination here.
You dont get a mention cos you are Fugly.
HTH
Oh and bear you forgot
Males: Jambo (even if he is the SM Kate Moss Size 0 entry)
: Jester666's (but only for his "Daniel Craig/James Bond eyes)
Females: Coolgirl
Jester666
04-03-08, 02:00 PM
Aaaand let the battle commence...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence)
Guys: Mr Anderson, Lucky, Lucas, Chris8886...
Girls: Anna, Paws, Cazza, Ibishu (Now in Oz, but still spiritually a part of us), Fizzy Fish, KrazyKim...
So who has a bigger list of 'I'd cut my right arm off to have sex with...' members...
(And for those of you suspecting: you're quite right. This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
But you and me do bring the looks quota down a bit!! :lol:
s'pose I dont' get a mention as I'm now a BMW owner.....
No. You don't get a mention 'coz I'm not speaking to you 'coz you're leaving me to go galavanting across the globe with your bike...
....and because having fallen from the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, the tree then toppled, knocking the entire ugly forest on top of you...
Me? Bitter? NEVER!
(I love you really Dirk. Can I please be the last shag you have in this country? Your first "Girl in every port"?)
What an offer :lol:
Internet dating made easy.... (literally :lol: )
What an offer :lol:
Internet dating made easy.... (literally :lol: )
Are you saying I'm easy? I refute that allegation strongly. I absolutely WILL NOT have sex with someone unless they have a pulse.
Or had a pulse.
Or was ever in a room with someone who had a pulse
Or was ever in a room.
Or was never in a room.
Or has never even heard the word room.
Or has never had ears.
Think that about covers it...
Jester666
04-03-08, 02:13 PM
Any Time
Any Where
Any Thing
That just about covers it? :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Was you that young model killer on the drive? (lowers tone, sorry :lol: ).
Is Grinch the most attractive section of the .Org? ..
Lets get this right.. and I'm every where. Poole, Alton cafe, Odiham, Portsdown hill, Guildford, Soho, Ace cafe... Slowly working my way up the county.
As you can see by my Avatar.
metalmonkey
04-03-08, 02:17 PM
I see you are keeping me a secret - thanks for that :)
And me, incoming:D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Was you that young model killer on the drive? (lowers tone, sorry :lol: ).
I went out with a model once.
Well, when I say she was a model, she came in a kit and had to be assembled before use...
Any Time
Any Where
Any Thing
That just about covers it? :lol:
Just call me Martini!
Is Soho the most attractive section of the .Org?
no
HTH
MUMMY!!! :smt089
After Bear's recent threats, I see rellocating to Australia quite a tempting proposition at the moment.
MUMMY!!! :smt089
After Bear's recent threats, I see rellocating to Australia quite a tempting proposition at the moment.
Don't go on the Ducati - you won't make it to the M25! ;o)
Don't worry I'll take it all, as I'm sure I can sort him out so he leaves you all alone with my devious mind.
Don't go on the Ducati - you won't make it to the M25! ;o)
Yeah, thought of that, so bought myself a Thunderace :takeabow:
Don't worry I'll take it all, as I'm sure I can sort him out so he leaves you all alone with my devious mind.
Being left alone with your devious mind, or suffer the consequences of Bear's antics......hmmmmmm, tough one ;)
Spiderman
04-03-08, 03:31 PM
I quite agree, but I have none. Perhaps we can persuade the people mentioned to give us a parade, preferably swimsuit clad....
Well heres a pic of me in my new 2 piece bikini for you.....oh no wait, YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION ME!!!!!
So i'm keeping my barely clad pics to myself now :cry: And i even had a cheeky nipple poking out in 1 of them.
Can your nipples even bee seen when you have your shirt off?
Spiderman
04-03-08, 03:41 PM
well a little more easily than yours .... but i had a trim recently so now they're out and very proud of themselves :D
Let me see if I can find the photo's and see if 'slutty' and 'shy' are visable, (jax named them) as I'm sure you all want to see it again. ;-)
Offence well and truly taken.
But I might let you off as you do make me laugh!
I see a slight adjustment is called for...
Aaaand let the battle commence...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence) (Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers)
Guys: Mr Anderson, Lucky, Lucas, Chris8886...
Girls: Anna, Grinch, Paws, Grinch, Cazza, Grinch, Ibishu (Now in Oz, but still spiritually a part of us), Grinch, Fizzy Fish, Grinch, KrazyKim, Grinch, Coolgirl, Grinch and Grinch...
So who has a bigger list of 'I'd cut my right arm off to have sex with...' members...
(And for those of you suspecting: you're quite right. This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
lucky strike
04-03-08, 04:17 PM
The second part of my name begins with an S. Does that count? What do I win?! :confused: :D
SoulKiss
04-03-08, 04:22 PM
The second part of my name begins with an S. Does that count? What do I win?! :confused: :D
Believe me - you dont want to win
dizzyblonde
04-03-08, 04:24 PM
This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
Arrrrrrggghhhhh. run for the hills girls...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_3_110.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MXGB)
oh some of us already are..in the warmth of the Pennine Mahooosive
lucky strike
04-03-08, 04:25 PM
Believe me - you dont want to win
Words of wisdom or speaking from experience? ;)
I'd possibly take offense at my exclusion if I ever turned up... :smt082
Ah stuff it.
I think I'll just be offended anyway. :lol:
Ping, you know how I feel about you my love. You've had to fight me off with a stick before...
Ping, you know how I feel about you my love. You've had to fight me off with a stick before...
...Not beat? :lol:
Can't believe you missed that opportunity out... You've slipped down the rankings in the "Guide to One Hundred most Florid Deviants in England & Wales"...
:mrgreen:
...Not beat? :lol:
Can't believe you missed that opportunity out... You've slipped down the rankings in the "Guide to One Hundred most Florid Deviants in England & Wales"...
:mrgreen:
Yeah, I realised as soon as I'd posted it.
I've let the .Org down, I've let my parents down, but most of all I've let myself down...
By the way, what does Florid mean? 'coz I'm reading it as "Guide to One Hundred most (likely for me to put THOSE boots on, smear in custard and ride like a bucking bronco 'til the sun comes up) Deviants in England & Wales"...
But I might be wrong...
By the way, how are the Boots?
Yeah, I realised as soon as I'd posted it.
I've let the .Org down, I've let my parents down, but most of all I've let myself down...
By the way, what does Florid mean? 'coz I'm reading it as "Guide to One Hundred most (likely for me to put THOSE boots on, smear in custard and ride like a bucking bronco 'til the sun comes up) Deviants in England & Wales"...
But I might be wrong...
By the way, how are the Boots?
florid
1 a obsolete : covered with flowers b: very flowery in style : ornate (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ornate) <florid prose> <florid declamations>; also : having a florid style <a florid writer> c: elaborately decorated <a florid interior>
2 a: tinged with red : ruddy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ruddy) <a florid complexion> b: marked by emotional or sexual fervor <a florid secret life> <a florid sensibility>
3archaic : healthy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/healthy)
4: fully developed : manifesting a complete and typical clinical syndrome <the florid stage of a disease>
Take your pick... I opt for a mix of 2b and 4. :mrgreen:
A mate of mine came up with "Guide to One Hundred most Florid Deviants in England & Wales" and rated me way down the list at 33 (must try harder).
The boots are neglected due to the damage they do to my feet.
You can wear them at my place. You won't need to walk anywhere in them... Anyway it's hard to walk when you're handcuffed face down to a scale replica of the Taj Mahal made out of Victoria Sponge...
Are you on drugs? :smt064
My bear suit will arrive any day now!
http://www.projectgrizzly.net/GrizzlyDVD.jpg :-D
oh dear god i see that someone has let bear loose on those "e" numbers again.. hun you really must stay away from those red smarties ;)
There will catagorically be NO photos.. and i'm sorry to dissappoint but i will not be in attendance by the looks of things to this years AR to participate in the lovely .org atomosphere :(
.. and i dont know about the most attractive section but i certainly think we have earnt the title of the most deviant section ;) ... or rather Bear has
... you also missed out the lovely FizzyFish!!!!
dizzyblonde
04-03-08, 07:57 PM
oh dear god i see that someone has let bear loose on those "e" numbers again.. hun you really must stay away from those red smarties ;)!!!!
I think he infiltrated Smartie central when he found out we've started producing blue ones again:rolleyes:
Beckett
04-03-08, 08:01 PM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l228/valleyboy2k/100_2121.jpg
:p old photo now though....
I see a slight adjustment is called for...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence) (Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers)
:smt005:smt005:smt005
Sally
Jester666
04-03-08, 08:40 PM
There will catagorically be NO photos
:razz: old photo now though....
I'm presuming, valleyboy or what ever you want to call yourself now, you missed that comment then?
Beckett
04-03-08, 09:14 PM
Luckily Im out of shin breaking distance :p
Fizzy Fish
04-03-08, 09:15 PM
... you also missed out the lovely FizzyFish!!!!
oh it's ok i am on there - just clearly waaaay down the list :rolleyes:
Jester666
04-03-08, 09:19 PM
oh it's ok i am on there - just clearly waaaay down the list :rolleyes:
How can that be? Surely and oversight by Bear!! :lol:
Probably just stood up and didn't see you... Just do what I do and take your shirt off and he soon notices.
All being well and praying my chin hasn't changed colour or is covered in spots, following my beard culling I'll be right up there with the sexy boys. Oh yeah. :cool: (Need more sponsors though) (http://www.justgiving.com/darrenscharitybeardshave)
Talking about nipples, has anyone else got very prominent ones that can usually be seen through a t-shirt?
:)
lukemillar
05-03-08, 06:10 AM
I went out with a model once.
Well, when I say she was a model, she came in a kit and had to be assembled before use...
Don't you mean inflated? :lol:
lukemillar
05-03-08, 06:23 AM
Oh, and about this thread - you're forgetting the .org's top trump...
Ladies and gentleman....Peter Henry! (aka Pedrosa) :lol:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4512/hpim15759kq.jpg
I'm surprised he hasn't made an appearance here yet!
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence) (Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers)
:smt005:smt005:smt005
Sally
Ahh, but your NAME is Sally, not your FORUM NAME! Messie is a hottie!
(I am developing quite a crush on you since you had your hair cut...)
oh it's ok i am on there - just clearly waaaay down the list :rolleyes:
I posted the first one when I was doing other stuff, and left woeful holes in it such as your good self. It was only once I read it back a little while later that I realised my ridiculous mistake...
And trust me, if I was playing nude, baby oil covered leap-frog with you, the Spice Girls and Girls Aloud, it's you I'd get stuck on...
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l228/valleyboy2k/100_2121.jpg
:p old photo now though....
That's a really strange place to take a dump and you ain't going to wipe much with that tiny scrap of paper either.
And trust me, if I was playing nude, baby oil covered leap-frog with you, the Spice Girls and Girls Aloud, it's you I'd get stuck on...
Tart.
Oh, and about this thread - you're forgetting the .org's top trump...
Ladies and gentleman....Peter Henry! (aka Pedrosa) :lol:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4512/hpim15759kq.jpg
I'm surprised he hasn't made an appearance here yet!
Raymond Roche in disguise????????????
He loves Ducatis?
Double identity?
Oh, and about this thread - you're forgetting the .org's top trump...
Is that a euphemism for "old fart"? ;)
DanAbnormal
05-03-08, 11:57 AM
GM have nothing to prove.
We find it hard enough turning up with bikes, let alone worrying about our appearances...
Besides, the GM have me, what more do they need?! The slightest sniff of alcohol and I want to take my clothes off and run around in my pants shouting "I love pingu". I have also been know to ride bareback, on a bike, with other members of the GM crew. I think I am also the only member on the .org who's eyesight improves with alcohol. Just ask Kitkat. :)
SoulKiss
05-03-08, 12:04 PM
Besides, the GM have me, what more do they need?! The slightest sniff of alcohol and I want to take my clothes off and run around in my pants shouting "I love Ping". I have also been know to ride bareback, on a bike, with other members of the GM crew. I think I am also the only member on the .org who's eyesight improves with alcohol. Just ask Kitkat. :)
Popular Lady then
Another one for you Ping :)
Jester666
05-03-08, 01:04 PM
I can see the headline now:
Furry Scot Battered To Death By Crazed Canadian Female
"He just wouldn't stop trying to set me up with fellas" Said Ping once she had calmed down.
:lol::lol::lol:
Samnooshka
05-03-08, 01:09 PM
Would i still be considered Soho even if i haven't turned up since before winter??? Blame it on lack of confidence since my off and the cold.... Will come and visit again soon :D
Not that i could be considered being attractive anyway as my name begins with S :p
Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers)
Fizzy Fish
05-03-08, 01:11 PM
Tart.
you're just jealous that Bear didn't mention he'd do the baby oil thing with you!
(no doubt he would though!)
Jester666
05-03-08, 01:26 PM
Would i still be considered Soho even if i haven't turned up since before winter??? Blame it on lack of confidence since my off and the cold.... Will come and visit again soon :D
Not that i could be considered being attractive anyway as my name begins with S :p
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Once you're Soho you can NEVER leave!! :twisted:
Once you're Soho you can NEVER leave!! :twisted:
... Does that mean you class me as Soho?... I became Soho briefly and now I never turn up. :smt116
I can see the headline now:
Furry Scot Battered To Death By Crazed Canadian Female
"He just wouldn't stop trying to set me up with fellas" Said Ping once she had calmed down.
:lol::lol::lol:
Ping's a Canuck?
That puts a whole new light on matters.
"I'm too sexy for the Soho Massive." Sung in the ghey type way of the original song. :lol:
Jester666
05-03-08, 01:32 PM
... Does that mean you class me as Soho?... I became Soho briefly and now I never turn up. :smt116
But you are not a Soho member at the moment!
But you are not a Soho member at the moment!
... So you CAN in fact leave.
:p
Jester666
05-03-08, 01:46 PM
Only if you ask really nicely, promise to donate your first born child and grovel very well!!
Didn't you read the small print? :lol:
... So you CAN in fact leave.
:p
The Soho Massive seems a bit "Hotel California" to me.
I see another slight adjustment is called for...
Originally Posted by Bear http://forums.sv650.org/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=1437416#post1437416)
Aaaand let the battle commence...
Thinking for the last few days (After meeting Lucas: surely one of the most attractive men I've ever met) about how attractive some members of the Soho Massive are (This is not an exhaustive list, if you're Soho and not mentioned, please don't take offence) (Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers) (Except Samnooshka, who I'd have sex at if she asked me nicely and bought me a beer)
Guys: Mr Anderson, Lucky, Lucas, Chris8886...
Girls: Anna, Grinch, Paws, Grinch, Cazza, Grinch, Ibishu (Now in Oz, but still spiritually a part of us), Grinch, Fizzy Fish, Grinch, KrazyKim, Grinch, Coolgirl, Grinch and Grinch...
So who has a bigger list of 'I'd cut my right arm off to have sex with...' members...
(And for those of you suspecting: you're quite right. This is an excuse for me to plan targets for the AR08...) (Don't worry about Dizzyblonde, Melody, Dissuade and Sarah, they are firmly in my sights already: Yum!)
I'm still not seeing any swimsuit shots people! Nor are there any pretenders to our throne! Looks like Soho could win by default...
...(Except Stu, Soulkiss, Spiderman... basically anyone who's name starts with an S in Soho. You're all mingers) (Except Samnooshka, who I'd have sex at if she asked me nicely and bought me a beer) (Although with the size difference between the two of us, she may need to buy a crate of beer for her to stand on, or an axe to chop off my legs with. I'd still do her if I was rolling round on stumps tho...)
:crutches:
Careful what you ask for...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/515419181_ce93f04545.jpg
Samnooshka
05-03-08, 02:11 PM
....
Oh dear!!! LOL now if that ain't an attractive offer to return to Soho then i don't know what is!!! ;)
Ping's a Canuck?
That puts a whole new light on matters.
... What light and what matters? ...
8-[
Careful what you ask for...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/515419181_ce93f04545.jpg
"Suck in those guts guys, one day a gigantic deviant biker will see this shot and want to play nude, baby oil covered leap frog with every man-jack of us!"
"Suck in those guts guys, one day a gigantic deviant biker will see this shot and want to play nude, baby oil covered leap frog with every man-jack of us!"
Holy crap, the one at the front looks just like my dad, and he took part in photoshoots like that when he played water-polo for Malta..
btw, water-polo is not a euphoniumism thingy.
btw, water-polo is not a euphoniumism thingy.
Something about blowing horns?
you're just jealous that Bear didn't mention he'd do the baby oil thing with you!
(no doubt he would though!)
Oh yer baby...
I'm still not seeing any swimsuit shots people! Nor are there any pretenders to our throne! Looks like Soho could win by default...
Must resist...
SoulKiss
05-03-08, 02:51 PM
Oh yer baby...
Must resist...
No Grinch, BAD Grinch, DIRTY Grinch.
The Intarweb does not deserve to have THOSE pics inflicted on it again.
They only just got the pipes clean
NO!
Alpinestarhero
05-03-08, 02:55 PM
I think Soho is quite attractive, mostly because I'm part of it...just ask maria, she wont disagree :king:
Matt
It appears Soho raised the bar at the weekend with the arrival of Lucas and myself.
Alpinestarhero
05-03-08, 03:20 PM
It appears Soho raised the bar at the weekend with the arrival of Lucas and myself.
steady on a minute!!!!
Jester666
05-03-08, 03:36 PM
Relax ASH it was only Lucas that raised the bar!! :lol:
Alpinestarhero
05-03-08, 03:38 PM
Relax ASH it was only Lucas that raised the bar!! :lol:
I'll give him that; he is a mighty dashing fellow
and he spoke to me first
MEEEE
I think Soho is quite attractive, mostly because I'm part of it...just ask maria, she wont disagree :king:
Matt
And I'm sure your Mother wouldn't disagree neither :smt056
:lol:
It appears Soho raised the bar at the weekend with the arrival of Lucas and myself.
Yep, Lozzo= -2 points, lucas= +10 points, overall we gained 8 points in the Bear Universal Sexuality Pole (And yes, I do mean pole not poll...)
Yep, Lozzo= -2 points, lucas= +10 points, overall we gained 8 points in the Bear Universal Sexuality Pole (And yes, I do mean pole not poll...)
I now know my place :(
SoulKiss
05-03-08, 06:37 PM
I now know my place :(
And its a good place to be :)
And its a good place to be :)
I am happy with my own little place in the world. I don't need some oversized hirsute ursine to justify my position in life :D
I'm still not seeing any swimsuit shots people!
I think I've got a photo of Spiderman taking his trousers off...
Spiderman
05-03-08, 07:40 PM
:shock:
:oops:
DanAbnormal
05-03-08, 09:40 PM
Well always one to embarass myself.........here is me representing the GM!! :D
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