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Bear
04-03-08, 02:17 PM
Following on from Sosha's sig: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs - you have misunderstood the situation

I like it, but I think I prefer: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs - you are probably the one holding the chainsaw

So, anyone got any more?
Jester666
04-03-08, 02:51 PM
Anything you read above is basically nonsense and should be treated as such. If anything I say has offended you then I'm probably sorry, but I might not be. Hope that helps. But if it doesn't I will have sex at you until you understand.
Bear
04-03-08, 02:55 PM
:cheers:Nice!:mrgreen:

More thinking stuff like "A stitch in time stops your trousers from splitting"

Or "A Rolling Stone has sex a lot"...
Scoobs
04-03-08, 02:55 PM
sex AT you...?
Sosha
04-03-08, 02:56 PM
If at first you don't succeed **** it.
Sosha
04-03-08, 03:17 PM
Always been partial to

"Red Sky at night....Barn on fire"
Sosha
04-03-08, 03:18 PM
Followed by:

"red Sky in Morning....












Barn still on fire"
Sosha
04-03-08, 03:20 PM
People who live in glass houses should not undress with the lights on at night.
petevtwin650
04-03-08, 03:27 PM
People who live in glass houses should not undress with the lights on at night.


Spoilsport! :smt110
Skip
04-03-08, 03:28 PM
There are those that are wise and those that are otherwise :D
Jester666
04-03-08, 03:35 PM
sex AT you...?

Ask Bear to show you! :shock::lol:
Bear
04-03-08, 03:42 PM
I have sex WITH my missus. Everyone else I have sex at, towards, on top of or about.

HTH.
DanDare
04-03-08, 03:42 PM
If at first you don't suceed............Skydiving may not be for you!
DanAbnormal
04-03-08, 03:44 PM
Better to have loved and lost than to have loved, got p*ssed off with the b*tch and buried her in the garden.

Just a little something I made up.
Bear
04-03-08, 03:49 PM
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it is yours, if it doesn't, hunt the little f***er down and stove it's head in with a pipe...
Scoobs
04-03-08, 04:13 PM
HTH.

Yes!
dizzyblonde
04-03-08, 04:17 PM
Im Indoors has 2 t-shirts that say


Stuff everything..I've always got my bike

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed
Sosha
04-03-08, 05:02 PM
After a storm comes the insurance claims
the_runt69
04-03-08, 05:11 PM
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the f**k happened
Bear
04-03-08, 05:12 PM
Inside every fat bloke is a skinny person trying to get out. I know, I had one for breakfast...