What to do tonight ... need some help

[Shellywoozle]

Do I clean the house to make it look good for my date tomorrow, so he thinks I don't live like a pig or go out with the guys from work, get hammered and wipe me out for all of tomorrow so I miss my date? :mrgreen:

I am torn LOL

[kitkat]

stuff the cleaning

[Luckypants]

Do I clean the house to make it look good for my date tomorrow, so he thinks I don't live like a pig or go out with the guys from work, get hammered and wipe me out for all of tomorrow so I miss my date? :mrgreen:

I am torn LOL

Just be yourself hun. So stuff cleaning! Go out and get hammered as usual.... :smt077

[hovis]

Do I clean the house to make it look good for my date tomorrow, so he thinks I don't live like a pig or go out with the guys from work, get hammered and wipe me out for all of tomorrow so I miss my date? :mrgreen:

I am torn LOL
come back to my house;)

[Shellywoozle]

Mike what are you saying about me .... have you been watching me every weekend?

And Hovis baby .... I don't know what to say LOL ;)

[hovis]

And Hovis baby .... I don't know what to say LOL ;)

yes?

:p

[Lozzo]

Get hammered.

[busasean]

yes?

:p

you'd need to be hammered to say yes.......

[Shellywoozle]

Well folks looks like i took the staying in option ... I am a little tipsy and half my house is clean (downstairs, he won't need to see upstairs ;) )

The date will go ahead LOL

[Gazza77]

Well folks looks like i took the staying in option ... I am a little tipsy and half my house is clean (downstairs, he won't need to see upstairs ;) )

The date will go ahead LOL

Tipsy and tidy, best of both worlds then. Good luck with the date. :)

[missyburd]

Well folks looks like i took the staying in option ... I am a little tipsy and half my house is clean (downstairs, he won't need to see upstairs ;) )

The date will go ahead LOL

hehe I once had to clean an oven while highly intoxicated, rather amusing, soon sobered me up though :-)

EDIT: he won't be seeing upstairs? does he know about this? :-P

[dizzyblonde]

Its Im Indoors' birthday..sorry Carnivore.....but..we're staying in..until tomorrow night..cleaning your oven seems more interesting

[Shellywoozle]

hehe I once had to clean an oven while highly intoxicated, rather amusing, soon sobered me up though :-)

EDIT: he won't be seeing upstairs? does he know about this? :-P

no suppose he don't ......... :-$ (should I clean up there just incase ;))

[missyburd]

no suppose he don't ......... :-$ (should I clean up there just incase ;))
nah, it's only gonna get messy anyway :wink::smt047

[Shellywoozle]

nah, it's only gonna get messy anyway :wink::smt047

I hope so LOL :makelurve: (jokin)

[missyburd]

I hope so LOL :makelurve: (jokin)

optimism is the way forward :D

[Gazza77]

I hope so LOL :makelurve: (jokin)

Better safe than sorry (in more than one way) ;)

[missyburd]

Better safe than sorry (in more than one way) ;) :safe:

corrected :)

[kitkat]

if he is worried about the state of your bedroom when you get him up there, best you chuck him straight back out. If its really bad you could always blindfold him and tie him to the bed

[Defender]

if he is worried about the state of your bedroom when you get him up there, best you chuck him straight back out. If its really bad you could always blindfold him and tie him to the bed

.....and is this advice given from personal experience? ;)

[kitkat]

.....and is this advice given from personal experience? ;)

I couldnt possibly comment but Im not a great house tidier lol

[hovis]

he won't need to see upstairs


i should hope not,[-X

[ASM-Forever]

Clean the house to a respectable level IMO. If its too clean he'll think you're an obsessive compulsive weirdo and won't know if he's allowed to sit down.

If its too dirty on the other hand then you'll probably scare him off, as if you can't chuck a hoover around the lounge then what will you have not done to your bat-cave. ;)

HTH. :)

[kwak zzr]

talk to me on msn, thats a good idea :)

[Shellywoozle]

talk to me on msn, thats a good idea :)

OK done that but now my house is still a mess and I blame you hehehehe :smt103

Ahhh should have had a house cleaning party :smt045

[Speedy Claire]

I would`ve said go out with the lads but I see you`ve already made your choice! ok, all is not lost....... second option, go ahead with your date and when he arrives hand him the hoover, a duster and a can of Mr Sheen..... you`ll soon know if he`s keen on you :D

[missyburd]

Ahhh should have had a house cleaning party :smt045

Oooooooh sounds fun!!! ....................... 8-[

[Shellywoozle]

Well I am up bright and early to clean LOL.. good job as I found a hospital appointment for 11.20 today I forgot about. Looks like cleaning on hold til later ...... I will let you all know how the date goes.

Little nervous as he is only 25 bless and I am not LOL:) he likes cars and i like bikes :( mmmm may not work LOL

Still I can fall back on Hovis if it all goes horribly wrong, he likes bikes just got to change his mind on the yellow thing ;) he he he what do you think Hovis?

[hovis]

Still I can fall back on Hovis if it all goes horribly wrong, he likes bikes just got to change his mind on the yellow thing ;) he he he what do you think Hovis?

so im 2nd best eh?

yellow curvys suck;)
black pointys rule ok

[Shellywoozle]

so im 2nd best eh?

yellow curvys suck;)
black pointys rule ok

Never 2nd best, just trying out the 2nd best so I know you are tops Hovis :smt077

Yeyyy black pointys perfect match you and me ...... is your black pointy a he or she, mine is a she, they could be a perfect match too :D

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[kwak zzr]

Ahhh should have had a house cleaning party :smt045


me wanna come :rolleyes:

[Shellywoozle]

me wanna come :rolleyes:

Come on then Daz I will reserve the pledge for you :p I will have the kettle on see you in 20 ;)

[kwak zzr]

mmmm 20mins i can do that if i get a move on :)

[plowsie]

shelly is giving everyone 20mins?

[DoubleD]

Takes me 20 mins to kit up and unlock the bike... I'll never make it!

[plowsie]

jeeze I'll try my best to get there in 10 lol

[Defender]

Did I miss something.

What happened on the date or cant you tell as it'll break this site's Ts & Cs :)

[Shellywoozle]

Morning folks,

All I can say is WOW, date was awesome. Although we didn't make it out the house, just chatted for England and got on really well :) and bonus he is a toy boy LOL, and I think he liked me as much as I liked him.

(and my puppy didn't hump him which he usually does which saved some embarrasment ;))

Yeyyyyy thank god I cleaned the house he he

[Defender]

Although we didn't make it out the house....just chatted

Young love :)

[Lissa]

Although we didn't make out , just chatted


;)

[DoubleD]

we didn't make it out the house
bonus he is a toy boy
he liked me as much as I liked him.
thank god I cleaned the house

Good job you cleaned upstaires as well ;)


:safe: :makelurve:

[Shellywoozle]

You lot have got dirty minds :) I am not divulging any more information LOL

[kitkat]

Morning folks,

All I can say is WOW, date was awesome. Although we didn't make it out the house, just chatted for England and got on really well :) and bonus he is a toy boy LOL, and I think he liked me as much as I liked him.

(and I didn't hump him which saved some embarrasment ;))

Yeyyyyy thank god I cleaned the house he he


cool toy boys are the way to go. :smt023

[TSM]

cool toy boys are the way to go. :smt023

true, look at tilda swinton, demi moore

[kwak zzr]

You lot have got dirty minds :) I am not divulging any more information LOL

until you've had 10 vodkas :smt119

[Tara]

cool toy boys are the way to go. :smt023

damn right:D

[Shellywoozle]

Kwak what you saying about me? I did not have one drop of alcohol !!! Or do you think plying me with vodka and I will tell you all?

And Kitkat I agree .... :) toy boys rule

[kwak zzr]

Or do you think plying me with vodka and I will tell you all?


:rolleyes:

[Richie]

Young lust:love: :smt060 :smt118 :smt058 :smt117 :smt077 :smt074 :safe: :makelurve:

that's what you ment to say wasn't it...:p

[Speedy Claire]

lol...... glad it went well :D so you`ll be seeing him again???

[Shellywoozle]

lol...... glad it went well :D so you`ll be seeing him again???

:thumbsup: yes we going to arrange to get together again soon :D

[Speedy Claire]

Brilliant.... all sound good

[Defender]

that's what you ment to say wasn't it...:p

;)

Didn't leave the house and talked all night?
Didn't the guy make a move on you?

Shame the guy aint a biker on these forums, then we could find out what really happened :)

[Shellywoozle]

;)

Didn't leave the house and talked all night?
Didn't the guy make a move on you?

Shame the guy aint a biker on these forums, then we could find out what really happened :)

We did talk all night :D I didn't say he didn't make a move .... I am just not divulging how much of a move :rolleyes: girls don't tell :-D ...... hehe.

I am a lady :smt043

[Defender]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink - say no more, say no more

:)

[hovis]

:thumbsup: yes we going to arrange to get together again soon :D

:smt022

[Shellywoozle]

:smt022

:smt056

[kitkat]

cool so is it an obscene age difference (under 10 years difference doesnt count) lol

glad you had fun

[Shellywoozle]

cool so is it an obscene age difference (under 10 years difference doesnt count) lol

glad you had fun

No it's not a major difference he is 25 I am 33 with my 34 b-day very soon :smt113 :smt022

But I don't look 33 honest LOL promise ...... looks for her anti wrinkle cream :smt086

[Lozzo]

cool so is it an obscene age difference (under 10 years difference doesnt count) lol



The minimum age of your partner should be half your own age plus 7. In my case any woman who is 30 or above is fair game. Hmm, maybe my ex who is 22 should be told.

[kwak zzr]

30 or above? mmm fair game lol :)

[kitkat]

The minimum age of your partner should be half your own age plus 7. In my case any woman who is 30 or above is fair game. Hmm, maybe my ex who is 22 should be told.

damn he is too old by a year :?

[Skip]

The minimum age of your partner should be half your own age plus 7. In my case any woman who is 30 or above is fair game. Hmm, maybe my ex who is 22 should be told.
Phew just slipped in under the radar there - my Mrs is 22 and I am 30! ;)

[plowsie]

16 n half ;) Not far off it anyway, my missus is 17.

[timwilky]

No it's not a major difference he is 25 I am 33 with my 34 b-day very soon :smt113 :smt022

But I don't look 33 honest LOL promise ...... looks for her anti wrinkle cream :smt086


You are just being cruel to your new plaything. Poor lad is in for a shock when the principles of gravity and old age get revealed.

[gettin2dizzy]

You are just being cruel to your new plaything. Poor lad is in for a shock when the principles of gravity and old age get revealed.
The pies get them first...;)

[ASM-Forever]

There's nothing wrong with an older woman(within reason) as long as its only short term.

Long term they are going to look worse a lot quicker than you. Hence my plan is when i hit 40-odd, find a nice twenty something woman. :)

[Luckypants]

There's nothing wrong with an older woman(within reason) as long as its only short term.

Long term they are going to look worse a lot quicker than you. Hence my plan is when i hit 40-odd, find a nice twenty something woman. :)

:smt046 - What happens if all the 20 yo women have same attitude as you? You'll be the old crinkly by then............... :smt077

[missyburd]

I've just handed a report in on human mate choice, turns out its 'the norm' for men to prefer younger women and women to prefer older men.

Evolutionary scientific explanation is the men want a mate who will potentially be fertile for longer therefore higher reproductive success and women want older men who will be more able to provide for and pass on money and status to offspring.

Possible more realistic reasons are because women like maturer men, usually with lots of money for shopping ;) and men like attractive and fit women :smt102

Obviously this is theory but usually the case.

That's my tuppence, not that you particularly wanted to read it :D

Carry on :smt101

[Grinch]

I'm 32 and Jax is 36... What does that say then.

[missyburd]

I'm 32 and Jax is 36... What does that say then.
It says that my previous post is just about theories based on averages. And that there are always some who have to be awkward ;)

[Tara]

damn he is too old by a year :?

Just under by 2 months :D for us

[Grinch]

It says that my previous post is just about theories based on averages. And that there are always some who have to be awkward ;)

Yep thats me, awkward...

[missyburd]

Yep thats me, awkward...

least you admit it then :smt082

(no offence meant of course!)

[ASM-Forever]

:smt046 - What happens if all the 20 yo women have same attitude as you? You'll be the old crinkly by then............... :smt077

Impossible! I won't get grey/wrinkly....just increasingly distinguished.

Plus there's no combatting my sexual magnetism. :p

I've just handed a report in on human mate choice, turns out its 'the norm' for men to prefer younger women and women to prefer older men.

Evolutionary scientific explanation is the men want a mate who will potentially be fertile for longer therefore higher reproductive success and women want older men who will be more able to provide for and pass on money and status to offspring.

Possible more realistic reasons are because women like maturer men, usually with lots of money for shopping ;) and men like attractive and fit women :smt102

Obviously this is theory but usually the case.

That's my tuppence, not that you particularly wanted to read it :D

Carry on :smt101

By the time i'm 40, i'll be happy with a woman who i don't have to 'double bag'. :p

[Shellywoozle]

OMG what a debate on old age. Hey I don't care about years to come, by then he will have been so worn out he won't want to look at anyone younger than me ;) LOL

tut tut tut to all those that say the principles of gravity will set in, ever heard of cosmetic surgery/ boob jobs LOL works wonders, and when I die early he will have something of me that will last forever :d

OK i am not quiet thinking that far ahead it was only my first date LOL

[ASM-Forever]

OMG what a debate on old age. Hey I don't care about years to come, by then he will have been so worn out he won't want to look at anyone younger than me ;) LOL

tut tut tut to all those that say the principles of gravity will set in, ever heard of cosmetic surgery/ boob jobs LOL works wonders, and when I die early he will have something of me that will last forever :d

OK i am not quiet thinking that far ahead it was only my first date LOL

Keep telling yourself that. ;)
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[kitkat]

I've just handed a report in on human mate choice, turns out its 'the norm' for men to prefer younger women and women to prefer older men.

nothing normal about my bf

Evolutionary scientific explanation is the men want a mate who will potentially be fertile for longer therefore higher reproductive success

oh dear he has bummed out there

and women want older men who will be more able to provide for and pass on money and status to offspring.

money yeah its nice but doesnt necessarily make you happy

Possible more realistic reasons are because women like maturer men, usually with lots of money for shopping

I dont like shopping

;) and men like attractive and fit women :smt102

once again he has bummed out lol

Obviously this is theory but usually the case.

That's my tuppence, not that you particularly wanted to read it :D

Carry on :smt101

the world would be a boring place if everyone was the same.

[missyburd]

the world would be a boring place if everyone was the same.

as I say, only theories! Just what is the general trend, what I found to be in my report anyway. I think it's lovely the number of varied relationships out there, age difference or otherwise. Besides what do any of these things matter as long as you are happy and in love :love:

(cue the :puker: ...:smt082)

[Shellywoozle]

House cleaning party round 2 on Friday anyone interested ???

[Lozzo]

:smt046 - What happens if all the 20 yo women have same attitude as you? You'll be the old crinkly by then............... :smt077

At 44 I started seeing a very cute 20 yr old. She didn't have a problem with it, nor did I. Everyone else did though.

[Red Herring]

Women and bikes are much the same. When you first buy one it has to be new and you ride it at every opportunity. You wash and polish it every day and make sure that whatever it needs it gets. Now after a while some riders lose interest and start to look at the latest model, it has all the same components, only rearranged and tweaked a bit. They start to ignore their old bike, the chain gets rusty, the brakes seize and sure enough one day it lets them down. They use this as the excuse to trade it in and buy another one and the poor old model get negleted further because nobody wants it, or those that do only because they can't afford a newer one. If they are lucky they get looked after and after a few more years they become a classic, and suddenly they become much more sought after and everybody admires them again. If they are unlucky they rot away and never get bought out the shed.

Personally I've still got my first bike, it still gets regularly ridden and cleaned, although I have to admit the performance is not what I remember, but then neither is mine. I wouldn't sell her for the earth, we've been through to much together, and each time I ride her we can still discover new roads.

Unfortunately at this point my theory fails, because I've got a garage full of bikes......

[missyburd]

Women and bikes are much the same. When you first buy one it has to be new and you ride it at every opportunity. You wash and polish it every day and make sure that whatever it needs it gets. Now after a while some riders lose interest and start to look at the latest model, it has all the same components, only rearranged and tweaked a bit. They start to ignore their old bike, the chain gets rusty, the brakes seize and sure enough one day it lets them down. They use this as the excuse to trade it in and buy another one and the poor old model get negleted further because nobody wants it, or those that do only because they can't afford a newer one. If they are lucky they get looked after and after a few more years they become a classic, and suddenly they become much more sought after and everybody admires them again. If they are unlucky they rot away and never get bought out the shed.

Personally I've still got my first bike, it still gets regularly ridden and cleaned, although I have to admit the performance is not what I remember, but then neither is mine. I wouldn't sell her for the earth, we've been through to much together, and each time I ride her we can still discover new roads.

Unfortunately at this point my theory fails, because I've got a garage full of bikes......
:smt046

That bears similarities to this thread http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=103035&highlight=motorbikes+women

[Red Herring]

So right, well it just goes to prove nothing really changes....