A dog is truly a man's best friend.

[DoubleD]

If you don't believe me, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife/girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you??

[glsuk1970]

:D:D

[K]

they're better than kids too. Apparently the authorities get all uppity if you:

a) put a muzzle on a 'dangerous' child that uses it's mouth too much,

b) put a coller and lead on a child when out in town,

c) put them in the kennels when you want a holiday without them,

and d) feed them dog food.



I mean - I can't see a problem with that lot! ;)

[petevtwin650]

they're better than kids too. Apparently the authorities get all uppity if you:

a) put a muzzle on a 'dangerous' child that uses it's mouth too much,

b) put a coller and lead on a child when out in town,

c) put them in the kennels when you want a holiday without them,

and d) feed them dog food.



I mean - I can't see a problem with that lot! ;)


You can't have them neutered either, to cut down on the population of undesirable strays hanging round in packs:hackedoff:


B*gg*r..............forgot Pete was logged in!