Man *****

[Blue_SV650S]

Speaking to a colleague, she has a friend that gave up a 'normal' job as he got bored and is now a 'male escort', sounds like pretty cool job. :mrgreen:

And yes I asked the question 'Where do his duties end?' and the response was that basically at contract time, he said its an escort they are paying for, but what two mutually agreeing adults do is whatever they do (paraphrasing there). Which you can read as legal jargon for he?ll put out if you ask/request .. .. ... but what if she is a fugly!?! :shock:

Now I'd not really want to be a full man *****, but the idea of getting taken out to fancy restaurants, to the theatre and other functions, by rich, presumably powerful women just for the evening, now that does appeal! 8)

Are there any professional man ****** on the .org, I'd like to start an apprenticeship?!?! :batman:

[gettin2dizzy]

what kind of $$ does he make??

[Scoobs]

Don't want to burst your bubble Blue, but I have seen you. You ain't gonna make much. :wink:

[Blue_SV650S]

what kind of $$ does he make??

I asked that question too, she didn't know exactly, but banded a figure of £500 for an evening :shock:

Don't want to burst your bubble Blue, but I have seen you. You ain't gonna make much. :wink:

Never said I'd be an expensive man *****, I'm primarily in it for the free stuff, making some fair cash too is only a bonus!! :D

[Scoobs]

Never said I'd be an expensive man *****, I'm primarily in it for the free stuff, making some fair cash too is only a bonus!! :D

Where do I sign up?

[neio79]

Well i would do it if i was single (actually i might moonlight)

That would be great, as they are paying for you as an escort and nothing else , yo ucan chose to only s*ag the FUGLY ones.

Or just nail them all after all you dont look at the mantal piece while poking the fire do you?

[Blue_SV650S]

Where do I sign up?

Sorry mate, I know you can't get enough of Blue_ but it's female clients only!!! :mrgreen:

[Scoobs]

Sorry mate, I know you can't get enough of Blue_ but it's female clients only!!! :mrgreen:

Any hole's a goal mate.

[ooger]

Don't want to burst your bubble Blue, but I have seen you. You ain't gonna make much. :wink:


"One mans meat is another mans......"


....actually that's totally inappropriate

:D

[plowsie]

Jeeze, if they making that sorta money I might have to look. There may be hope for NW3 yet :D And a new bike, and a holiday and a...Okay yeah I'm dreaming now :lol:

[Speedy Claire]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

[neio79]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

They are not , they are paying for an Escort with "extras" ;) and if i was an escort and they met my standards they could have the sex for free!!! :)

[petevtwin650]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

There's plenty of women who'd pay NOT to have sex with me.:smt022:smt022

[Speedy Claire]

They are not , they are paying for an Escort with "extras" ;) and if i was an escort and they met my standards they could have the sex for free!!! :)


Perk of the job I suppose!!

[Blue_SV650S]

See boys, it has got potential hasn't it!! 8) :mrgreen:

I'll have to brush up on my etiquette though .. . I used to be quite posh you know http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1146.gif .. . I then moved to Portsmoufff due to work about a decade ago and well ... you know how it is .. . roll around in excrement long enough and you start smelling of it!! :D

[plowsie]

There's plenty of women who'd pay NOT to have sex with me.:smt022:smt022
Plenty of blokes if you like....:smt079

Joke

[plowsie]

Perk of the job I suppose!!
Baddum tish!

[neio79]

Perk of the job I suppose!!

yep for me, and the lucky lady ;):p

[gettin2dizzy]

roll around in excrement long enough and you start smelling of it!! :D
There are people with rather odd fetishes...

[Blue_SV650S]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

I have already stated that if I were to do it that wouldn't be part of the deal ...

But you tellin' me you wouldn't pay to spend a pleasant evening out with with Blue_ in a tux :takeabow:

I am not sure u'd pay £500, but if it was £1*, I bet you would wouldn't you ... you know you would, you would!! ... :mrgreen:

*You would have to pay for the evening out too ... so add £1.50 expenses for the chip shop down Pompy seafront ... :D

[Girth]

All i picture in my head whilst reading this......






http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z131/bagidong/deucebigalowmalegigolo.jpg

[Speedy Claire]

I have already stated that if I were to do it that wouldn't be part of the deal ...

But you tellin' me you wouldn't pay to spend a pleasant evening out with with Blue_ in a tux :takeabow:

I am not sure u'd pay ?500, but if it was ?1*, I bet you would wouldn't you ... you know you would, you would!! ... :mrgreen:

*You would have to pay for the evening out too ... so sat ?1.50 down the chip shop on Pompy seafront ... :D


lmao........ sorry but I wouldn`t!!!! no way would I ever pay to have sex, even if it was only a pound!

[Blue_SV650S]

lmao........ sorry but I wouldn`t!!!! no way would I ever pay to have sex, even if it was only a pound!

YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR SEX!! :rolleyes: You are paying for an escort - i.e. my charming company for the evening ... basically you are paying for me to be on your arm and be nice to you all night ... :smt052

To be fair, that is a big ask on my behalf for £1*!!! :D

*Plus free sausage and chips lets not forget 8)

[sarah]

this is defo the best thread of today :-)

[Speedy Claire]

Wow the sausage and chips is tempting!!!! lmao


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPM7jdE7gWs&feature=related

[Blue_SV650S]

Wow the sausage and chips is tempting!!!! lmao


Er, don't forget, as the client, you are paying for MY chips, not the other way round!! :smt047

[Lozzo]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

Yes - don't ask me how I know, I just do, OK.

[Biker Biggles]

Yes but who pays for my sausage,and how much?:D

[Blue_SV650S]

this is defo the best thread of today :-)

You'd pay £1 for me for me to be your escort and treat you like a lady* for the evening wouldn't you Sarah!?!? [-o< :)

*or at least try my best at doing that!! .. its almost gotta be worth the £1 to see me try and be nice for a whole evening!?! :D

[thedonal]

I could certainly put my services up for a reasonable fee.

Hey- keep out of Belgravia- that's my patch!!!

Though I agree- why would women pay?

Cos with one of 'those', you could get as many of 'these' as you want!

[Lozzo]

Are there any professional man ****** on the .org, I'd like to start an apprenticeship?!?! :batman:

Not a professional as such, I like to think of myself as a talented amateur :D

[sarah]

You'd pay £1 for me for me to be your escort and treat you like a lady* for the evening wouldn't you Sarah!?!? [-o< :)

*or at least try my best at doing that!! .. its almost gotta be worth the £1 to see me try and be nice for a whole evening!?! :D

:lol: I'm not sure Eviltwin would be too happy about that.

[Blue_SV650S]

Though I agree- why would women pay?



In all seriouness, remember, we are talking about male escort here, not the 'extras' ... and yes in this busy fast pace world of business there is a fair size market for women who simply don't have time for a fella, but like hassle free male company once in a while or are pressured to have a man on their arm at certain functions/dos.

There will be a subset of that that also want hassle free s3x!! :shock:

Just because the adjacent female escort business may be many times as large, its not to say there is NO market for a male escort!! ;)

[Blue_SV650S]

:lol: I'm not sure Eviltwin would be too happy about that.

To be fair, he is either greatly over estimating my s3xual magnetism or seriously underestimating your will power if he did get worried!! :D

Remember, this is an escort only!! :smt019

[Blue_SV650S]

So you telling me that not a single female .org member would pay £1 + sausage and chips to spend an evening with me in my tux :smt022:smt019 :mrgreen:

Would it increase my chances or lessen my chances of getting a client if I said I'd be prepared to spend the evening in my batman outfit instead?!? :batman: :D

[missyburd]

Any hole's a goal mate.

haha that reminds me of a bedbug i learned about today. When it finds a female but also finds another male has already beaten him to it he'll insert his organ into any orifice available in the male and the sperm will flow through the male and into the female underneath :shock: And the males aren't fussy where they put it either, male or female. Ahh tis a bug's life...

Sorry that was kinda completely off topic and weird, I shall retract into my shell once more....:-dd:oops:


However to be on topic, I think male escorts are a good idea for those who are single and need company for big dos and such. Much more glamorous than jiggolos :cool:

[Biker Biggles]

It was a great idea while it lasted but the market reaearch suggests a damp squib would do better.:D
I think it was the sausage and chips that put them off.:rolleyes:

[missyburd]

Would it increase my chances or lessen my chances of getting a client if I said I'd be prepared to spend the evening in my batman outfit instead?!? :batman: :D

so thats y fronts over tights then? this thread is useless without pics :smt043

[Blue_SV650S]

It was a great idea while it lasted but the market reaearch suggests a damp squib would do better.:D
I think it was the sausage and chips that put them off.:rolleyes:

Business doesn't appear to be booming does it!! :D .. perhaps its just a slow start ... and the girls are just a bit shy/sheepish .. I bet if one said they would, they would all want an evening with Blue_ as their escort!! http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif

so thats y fronts over tights then? this thread is useless without pics :smt043

I don't do kinky stuff MYC, unless it gets me my first customer that is!! :mrgreen:

[Speedy Claire]

It was a great idea while it lasted but the market reaearch suggests a damp squib would do better.:D
I think it was the sausage and chips that put them off.:rolleyes:


To be fair it was the sausage and chips that attracted me :D

[missyburd]

I don't do kinky stuff MYC, unless it gets me my first customer that is!! :mrgreen:
lmao how's that kinky? I think your definition of kinky must be very different to mine :-s

To be fair it was the sausage and chips that attracted me :D
Me too! chuck a load of gravy on and that's me for the night :mrgreen:

[Blue_SV650S]

{pulls collar out to one side} ... is it hot in here!??! ... http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10168.gif

:D

[sv-robo]

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Or just nail them all after all you dont look at the mantal piece while poking the fire do you?
True but would you really want a burnt bell-end??:)

[northwind]

Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????

I was about to say not many men would either but woah! I googled some stats and apparently 1/10 british men have paid for sex! Which of you was it? The most likely to, statistically, are the Soho Massive. No great surprise there I suppose.

This is the strict definition of "paid for sex" as in "Paid some money, got sex in return, no strings attached", not the more traditional definition of bought a nice meal for 2, or a pint in the local meat market :mrgreen:

[21QUEST]

This is the strict definition of "paid for sex" as in "Paid some money, got sex in return, no strings attached", not the more traditional definition of bought a nice meal for 2, or a pint in the local meat market :mrgreen:

:smt082


Ben

[Stu]

A friend of mine when he first came down to the big smoke was loured by the small ads in the back of the papers to be a Male Escort - AFAIK it's just a con to get £300 odd registration fee out of sad blokes that think women are willing to pay £400 a night (plus the company's commission) to go out with him.
Despite many promises of "plenty of interest in you" and the chance to pay a further registration fee to be put on the International database, which of course would include all flights & expenses paid for.
Bloody con
So you're mate's actually making money from it? Which agency is it?

[Razor]

So Blue wants to be a Rent Boy?

[ASM-Forever]

A friend of mine when he first came down to the big smoke was loured by the small ads in the back of the papers to be a Male Escort - AFAIK it's just a con to get ?300 odd registration fee out of sad blokes that think women are willing to pay ?400 a night (plus the company's commission) to go out with him.
Despite many promises of "plenty of interest in you" and the chance to pay a further registration fee to be put on the International database, which of course would include all flights & expenses paid for.
Bloody con
So you're mate's actually making money from it? Which agency is it?

Sure Stu....'a friend'. ;)

Its only ?300 mate, it could have been worse!

[Lozzo]

I was about to say not many men would either but woah! I googled some stats and apparently 1/10 british men have paid for sex! Which of you was it? The most likely to, statistically, are the Soho Massive. No great surprise there I suppose.


I will put my hands up and say "I HAVE PAID FOR SEX" for a whole 5 years.............























...............then I divorced the thieving b!tch and found a nice girl to settle down with.

[Blue_SV650S]

So Blue wants to be a Rent Boy?

No, I am selling my charm and sophistication to high class ladies for an evening http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif (http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif) ... its a service ... I am not selling c0ck .. why do you all have to make it so dirty/smutty/sleazy!?!?! :rolleyes:

[sarah]

Would it increase my chances or lessen my chances of getting a client if I said I'd be prepared to spend the evening in my batman outfit instead?!? :batman: :D

worth a try. my friend was rather impressed by a bloke dressed up as batman on saturday night!

[neio79]

True but would you really want a burnt bell-end??:)

you only get that if you donr bag up! :rolleyes:

[Stu]

Sure Stu....'a friend'. ;)

Its only ?300 mate, it could have been worse!
I knew I was leaving myself open for that one :roll: & glad I could trust you to do it :cool: but actually in this case no, it was a friend that owed me money hence my interest at the time in the likelyhood of him getting paid.


So Blue are you sure there are genuine examples of blokes earning a living at it?

[Blue_SV650S]

So Blue are you sure there are genuine examples of blokes earning a living at it?

You are kidding right? :smt101

No, I don't know anyone first hand (and I like it how this bloke suddenly became 'my mate'?!!? :D) ... but I am also not naive enough to believe that it is NOT a market for it, so it is not just probably true, but actually quite a prosperous venture for the right bloke with the right contacts in the right market ... and this is probably NOT going to be found from sleazy flyers in the back of a London phone box!! :D

Think about it, there are female escorts, I don't know any, but I also believe this is true. Why can't there be male escorts? :scratch:

I'd say females probably outnumber males 100:1, but there will still be males ;)

[Girth]

I will put my hands up and say "I HAVE PAID FOR SEX" for a whole 5 years.............























...............then I divorced the thieving b!tch and found a nice girl to settle down with.

:smt046

[Stu]

You are kidding right? :smt101

No, I don't know anyone first hand (and I like it how this bloke suddenly became 'my mate'?!!? :D) ... but I am also not naive enough to believe that it is NOT a market for it, so it is not just probably true, but actually quite a prosperous venture for the right bloke with the right contacts in the right market ... and this is probably NOT going to be found from sleazy flyers in the back of a London phone box!! :D

Think about it, there are female escorts, I don't know any, but I also believe this is true. Why can't there be male escorts? :scratch:

I'd say females probably outnumber males 100:1, but there will still be males ;)
Apologies...
1)Your Mate... yes I had read the 'loose' connection you have to this person, just shortened it.
2) I agree with you re the market - hence me believing my friend that at the time it would all come good
I think what I was trying to get across was - do you think they are honest agents out there that someone could be successful with and are not just in it to get the registration fees off the blokes?
(would advertising yourself without an agent be worth the money :smt102)

[Blue_SV650S]

..

How many females do you think have fallen foul of scams? And do you think there are any genuine female escort agents out there?!?! ;)

If you think about them two statements, I think your answer to 'can it be true for blokes?' lies in there mate!! ;)

[Stu]

So how expensive is it going to be for you (remember we're not talking about me :)) to sort the wheat from the chaff. :lol:

[Blue_SV650S]

So how expensive is it going to be for you (remember we're not talking about me :)) to sort the wheat from the chaff. :lol:

If I cant sell a test evening of wit, charm and sophistication, for £1 (+ battered sausage and chips) to the ladies of the forum, then I am not over confident I am gonna make a career from this!!! :D

Back to the drawing board and taking the piddle out of/winding up the ladies (and some of the blokes) of the forum for kicks and giggles it is then!! :D

[Stu]

You just tried to hide the fact that your pm box is full - you have made space haven't you. :shock:

Very http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif (http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif) of you to spare the ladies :oops:

[Blue_SV650S]

You just tried to hide the fact that your pm box is full - you have made space haven't you. :shock:

Very http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif (http://planetsmilies.net/person-smiley-1086.gif) of you to spare the ladies :oops:

I did have one that asked if I would do it for 50p and a egg-butty (think she is a veggie you see), but I figured that would be underselling myself ... :smt019 :mrgreen:

[Biker Biggles]

Time to lift a line from an old Zappa song and "drift along into S&M"
No more beating about the bush:D

[sarah]

If I cant sell a test evening of wit, charm and sophistication, for ?1 (+ battered sausage and chips) to the ladies of the forum, then I am not over confident I am gonna make a career from this!!! :D


are you suggesting that you suspect that the females of the .org may have lower standards than the rest of the population?

[Blue_SV650S]

are you suggesting that you suspect that the females of the .org may have lower standards than the rest of the population?

SUSPECT!?!?! :smt043:smt043:smt043

Ahhh ... it's the way you tell-em ... the way you tell-em :smt036

[sarah]

SUSPECT!?!?! :smt043:smt043:smt043

Ahhh ... it's the way you tell-em ... the way you tell-em :smt036

what evidence do you have?

[-Ralph-]

Or just nail them all after all you dont look at the mantal piece while poking the fire do you?

Any hole's a goal mate.

Come on guys - have some self respect here! ;)

[rob13]

So Blue, your offer has been on the table for over half an hour. How many offers you had?

Ladies, dont take this as an offence, take it as an opportunity to try something new to the market, more of an introductory offer, much like someone opening a store. The first 5 customers get a free gift!

[Blue_SV650S]

what evidence do you have?

er .. none Miz Sarah :oops:

[Blue_SV650S]

So Blue, your offer has been on the table for over half an hour. How many offers you had?

Ladies, dont take this as an offence, take it as an opportunity to try something new to the market, more of an introductory offer, much like someone opening a store. The first 5 customers get a free gift!

Indeed, to be fair I thought ?1 +battered sausage and chips was a pretty low opening gambit!! :shock: ... sadly I was wrong ... even then it wasn't low enough!! :D

[sarah]

Indeed, to be fair I thought ?1 +battered sausage and chips was a pretty low opening gambit!! :shock: ... sadly I was wrong ... even then it wasn't low enough!! :D

nah, you've got it all wrong. if you are cheap, people assume you are a bit rubbish. if you were more expensive people might assume that that you are better quality.

[Biker Biggles]

Thats why I cost £6000 per night plus "extras"

[Blue_SV650S]

nah, you've got it all wrong. if you are cheap, people assume you are a bit rubbish. if you were more expensive people might assume that that you are better quality.

Did I say £1, by that I meant £1,000 (I only deal in increments of '000s) .... did I say sausage and chips, I meant the quail eggs and lobster, sausage and chips is what they call that down here!! :takeabow:

Ok, so now that little error is cleared up, which .org lady wants some now?!!?? :mrgreen:

... is that a hand I see waving at the back?!!? :D

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Oh no ... could it be that that doesn't work either?!?! ... :shock:

Offer expires in 12hrs ... at that point I am no longer for sale as a man ***** ... :D

[Speedy Claire]

I don`t like quail eggs !!

[Law]

I did have one that asked if I would do it for 50p and a egg-butty (think she is a veggie you see), but I figured that would be underselling myself ... :smt019 :mrgreen:

:-k Sarah's a veggie and she does seem to be very interested in this thread...

I'm going to tell ET my suspicions.

[ASM-Forever]

:-k Sarah's a veggie and she does seem to be very interested in this thread...

I'm going to tell ET my suspicions.

They might have made the 'booking' as a couple............

[Law]

They might have made the 'booking' as a couple............

pmsl.

Come to think of it, ET was rather keen to go pillion on Dan's Hornet whilst naked....

[Viney]

Where do I sign up?You'd have to pay them scoobs, as i have seen you as well!!

[Grinch]

Did someone say man *****! That's me...

(at no point have I said I was anygood at it or even had any jobs, but in Danland its all a different story)

[Blue_SV650S]

I don`t like quail eggs !!

You don't have to have quail eggs, you can have whatever you want .. I'm having the quail eggs, I suggest you have a small salad and a glass of water ;) . . . . . . . ooooo I am living dangerously today!! :smt003

They might have made the 'booking' as a couple............

:smt043

[Balky001]

Blue, you are so missing the opportunities to hook in some propsective clients.

I think the Sausage & Chips was a good hook by the positive responses you received, but you wanting the ladies to pay put them off. Put the price up to say £15.00 to cover the cost or sausage and chips, even throw in a pickled onion or 2 and I think you may have so PMs and a healthier bank balance. I reckon you could be as much as a £5 up (as long as you don't have to hire the Tux) :D

[Blue_SV650S]

Blue, you are so missing the opportunities to hook in some propsective clients.

I think the Sausage & Chips was a good hook by the positive responses you received, but you wanting the ladies to pay put them off. Put the price up to say ?ƒ‚?‚£15.00 to cover the cost or sausage and chips, even throw in a pickled onion or 2 and I think you may have so PMs and a healthier bank balance. I reckon you could be as much as a ?ƒ‚?‚£5 up (as long as you don't have to hire the Tux) :D

To be fair, I think what let me down is that I stated it would be 'strictly escort only' for their money .. the girls probably 'wanted a bit' included for their £1+s&c!?!? --- and who can blame them!? :D

[Balky001]

ever the eternal optimist mate, I'm sure you are right :D;)

[Law]

Blue, you are so missing the opportunities to hook in some propsective clients.

I think the Sausage & Chips was a good hook by the positive responses you received, but you wanting the ladies to pay put them off. Put the price up to say ?15.00 to cover the cost or sausage and chips, even throw in a pickled onion or 2 and I think you may have so PMs and a healthier bank balance. I reckon you could be as much as a ?5 up (as long as you don't have to hire the Tux) :D

Yep, seems like the ladies of the org were only interested when nibbling on a sausage was on offer. :)