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John 675
22-03-08, 03:42 PM
My good woman is having her hair cut short today... knowing i am not a fan of shorter hair.... ! ! ! ! how the hell can i say it looks nice without it sounding like A, im lying B, im lying C, im lying and D,im not telling the truth??
she could come back looking smoking aces! BUT despite how i say it she will automaticly think that i dont like it.. what facial expression do i use when i see her that doesnt show that i am utterly disgusted? even though i may not be.. i dont want to crack one of them smiles.. you know like the ones polite people do when they get an Xmas gift that is just plain rubbish...
ive got a headache...
she may come home looking so amazing for it but i 100% gaurentee... she will think i hate it..
its a challenge.. help me
a very worried
Lylej
Sideshow#36
22-03-08, 03:43 PM
My mrs did the same and to be honest I really liked it, suited her but before I was the same. I thought I would hate it. She changed her mind 4 months later and she has started to grow it again. Bl***y women!
John 675
22-03-08, 03:45 PM
lol, for historys sake she has done this before and i messed up then too... so im scared of a repeat DeJaVu...
Speedy Claire
22-03-08, 03:56 PM
Just say WOW!!! then drag her off to the bedroom.. that oughta show her :D
arrrhh the old i need to convince the missus i like it story when really i dont?
Sorry cant help. your alone on this one lyle !
Just say WOW!!! then drag her off to the bedroom.. that oughta show her :D
and do what exactley ?:confused:
kwak zzr
22-03-08, 04:00 PM
just tell her u hate it, i would but then again thats me :)
Just say it's not as bad as you thought - she'll settle for that :)
Speedy Claire
22-03-08, 04:04 PM
and do what exactley ?:confused:
Well it wouldn`t be to decorate the bedroom!!! :rolleyes:
John 675
22-03-08, 04:06 PM
lol, im certainly on my own on this one lol,
tell her it will grow back - lol
no sex for you for next month (minimum)
or be standing ready with a hat (dumped)
or tell her she looks fantastic and much younger (probably get anything you want)
but what the hell has it to do with whether you like short hair or not. its her hair. would you grow a beard if she liked them or shave your chest if she liked that look - probably not. and if you do you are sooooo under the thumb lol
is it going to be "britany spears" short?
John 675
22-03-08, 04:14 PM
or tell her she looks fantastic and much younger (probably get anything you want)
lol, shes 20.. i doubt she would like to look much younger lol,
is it going to be "britany spears" short?
god i hope not... :silent::smt119
:smt073= me in 4 hours
Just say....
"Hummm there is something differant about you... I Can't quite put my finger on it, but you look fabulass.."
then take her to bed for a right royal rogering...
Say in surprised tone, 'Blimey, I really didn't think that was going to suit you but you look fantastic!'
This way you have acknowledged the doubts she knew you were having and have redeemed yourself by not only being honest but by giving her a major compliment.
Easy :cool:
Trace :)
Defender
22-03-08, 05:39 PM
Whatever you say wont be right.
16 years of marriage allows me enough insight to say that. ;)
dizzyblonde
22-03-08, 05:40 PM
Just say WOW!!! then drag her off to the bedroom.. that oughta show her :D
If it were caveman style that would be by the hair, but there will be lack of in this case:razz:
just say 'hmmmmm lovely, its er different'
isn't that the usual blokey reaction...it was when I dyed my hair pink at xmas. I just rolled my eyes up in my head and put the kettle on...that was er that. She'll be expecting you not to notice anyway!!!!
Shes already thought about how you'll react, so don't worry about it...she can always get the huff, which is what us girls are supposed to do too................................
John 675
22-03-08, 05:42 PM
UPDATE: just got off of the phone with her.. apparently its short... really really short she says she doesnt care if i like it or not because she loves it.. shes lying she will be unhappy if i dont like it.. im preparing for the mind games that follow lol,
Blokes know nothing about hair anyway, so she won't expect you to realise or appreciate it's taken several hours and lots of money to get it looking that good:D
She should save her money and get you to give her a number 5 all over like Pete gives me;)
John 675
22-03-08, 05:53 PM
Blokes know nothing about hair anyway, so she won't expect you to realise or appreciate it's taken several hours and lots of money to get it looking that good:D
She should save her money and get you to give her a number 5 all over like Pete gives me;)
i might Gi jane her in her sleep lol,
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1moviebody-gijane.jpg
JamesMio
22-03-08, 05:57 PM
Fight fire with fire I say, get a spike put through your nose, or a spider web tattooed across your face or something - see how she likes it then!
i might Gi jane her in her sleep lol,
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1moviebody-gijane.jpg
:D As long as she doesn't then become GI Jane and give you a total ass-whooping:D
:D As long as she doesn't then become GI Jane and give you a total ass-whooping:D
one of my fantasies that...:silent:
one of my fantasies that...:silent:
I worry about you sometimes, Richie:D
one of the girls that joined the wrens with me had hair so long she could sit on it. she was told she would have to put it up when in uniform. she could not get the hang of french plait or bun so went to the barbers with the guys and got a number 1 all over. she looked fantastic. but it was around the sinnead o'connor time so she got away with it.
glad your gf likes her hair lyle (bet she doesnt give a toss whether you like it or not)
John 675
22-03-08, 07:39 PM
i really hope so.. it would make my life LOADS easier lol,
Davi1033
23-03-08, 02:25 AM
Just tell her that her new hair has caused you to go to therapy sessions to deal with your depression. (of course, she doesnt have to know that your "therapy" sessions are 1 hour per day....on your bike)
I think that's a win/win
Buy her a long wig to be worn when she's near you...that might get the message across.
EDIT: I'm single, does it show?
Just buy her a nice hat!:joker: ..and retreat to a safe distance :riding:
I've got into trouble twice with the missus over haircuts.....
1st time:
"Were they shut?"
2nd time:
"Why didn't you tell me you'd bought a motorbike?"
Having one's 'nads nailed to the kitchen door hurts, but you'll get over it :thumbsup:
Jools'SV Now
26-03-08, 11:40 PM
My Mrs has had short hair since I met her.
It really suits her and I love it.
Longest it got was when she grew it into a mullett.
How exactly do you comment on THAT?
you'll get used to it - you just have to lean slightly further forward to reign her in:salut:
PS
http://www.jonrb.com/emoticons/e-needpics.gif
Quiff Wichard
26-03-08, 11:43 PM
my mrs has really short curly hair- i find it real nice to run my fingers through it as we make love- its brill..
oh no- hold on - thats me dog. !:salut:
gettin2dizzy
27-03-08, 07:26 AM
tell her you only do boys by the back door ;)
gettin2dizzy
27-03-08, 07:26 AM
tone lowered, and before half 7, bleh ;)
Ok, so how did it go? Do you like it?
Mine has always been short, I look like Cousin It with it long!
Short
plowsie
27-03-08, 09:27 AM
Maybe the response he gave got him killed...
Warthog
27-03-08, 12:44 PM
This doesn't bode well, I know exactly the problem, I had it with my girlfriend recently too.
plowsie
27-03-08, 12:48 PM
I find i can never give the right response even if i do like it.
Me - "It looks really nice Kayla"
Kayla - "No it doesn't you hate it Stuart"
M - "I honestly really do like it"
K - "Dont bother Stuart, your just taking the p1ss"
M - Garbled noises sounding like a donkey as I can't understand why I can't sound right.
I know it's after the fact but I find diplomacy to be a fairly useful tool.
Lying about things doesn't really help the situation, it just makes people temporarily happy under false pretenses if they believe you and if they find out you lied, they don't trust anything you say afterwards. You can always tell the truth, but in a way that isn't too harsh.
i.e. "Hm, I'm not overly keen on it." is way nicer than "I don't like it."
And besides... If you're not keen on it and she cares that you're not keen on it, she can always grow it back. It's not the end of the world.
:smt045
John 675
27-03-08, 02:43 PM
hello again.. it actualy looks really nice!!! but the red parts have gone pink after two washes.. s thats a little kak! but ill post a picture tonight :D
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