Carole Nash...Sex line?

[ASM-Forever]

I just renewed my insurance with CN and i have made 2 important observations:

1- The music they play when you are on hold is terrible.

2- It appears that CN have become some sort of upmarket sex/chat line. Fair enough ask me if i'm single for the purpose of the policy, but she kept asking! So i asked her if she was single(to mock her for repeatedly asking the same question more than anything) and she gave me her life story! Apparently Suzanne used to date a guy with a fireblade, although is quite happily now single.(Get in there Nick ;)) The dialogue continued, "I notice you have the option to take pillions removed, do you wish for that to remain the same?", so i said yep unless you want a ride. She ****ing loved it! More pertinently my premium dropped nearly ?50 when i declined pillions, so well worth doing for those like me that don't want to take them.

I also finally declared all my mods, which raised the premium by sod all really.

Final result just over ?300 FC with all mods declared. I'm happy with that.

[Warthog]

Haha, you can do the talking when I next renew mine then ;)

[Viney]

300 quid. Ha! I remember having avery stupid conversation with CN once at a bike show.

Is your bike garaged?
No
Well, if it was it would be chaper.
Ok, tell me how much
?100(or thereabouts
Ok, then, its going to cost me more than that a year to store my bike in a garage
It would be worht it
Hows that then
Youd save ?100
Look, id save more than a hundred quid if i didnt take a policy out with you or rented a garage! Bye!

[ASM-Forever]

300 quid. Ha! I remember having avery stupid conversation with CN once at a bike show.

Is your bike garaged?
No
Well, if it was it would be chaper.
Ok, tell me how much
?100(or thereabouts
Ok, then, its going to cost me more than that a year to store my bike in a garage
It would be worht it
Hows that then
Youd save ?100
Look, id save more than a hundred quid if i didnt take a policy out with you or rented a garage! Bye!

It's worth the increased premium for the dazzling conversation. ;)

I called a few other brokers and the nice man at Devitt said i was a "****ing liability". :D

[tonyk]

It's worth the increased premium for the dazzling conversation. ;)

I called a few other brokers and the nice man at Devitt said i was a "****ing liability". :D

hahaha that's because they have seen u ride maty........

[ASM-Forever]

hahaha that's because they have seen u ride maty........

:p

[Stig]

hahaha that's because they have seen u ride maty........

Is riding all the way down the road in 1st gear at 30mph a liability :confused:

[ASM-Forever]

Is riding all the way down the road in 1st gear at 30mph a liability :confused:

Wassamatter? :p

[tigersaw]

British Gas phoned me yesterday for a 'customer review', but we spent over 5 minutes mutually slagging off the SAP software they use.

[ukrobuk]

I just renewed my insurance with CN and i have made 2 important observations:

1- The music they play when you are on hold is terrible.

2- It appears that CN have become some sort of upmarket sex/chat line. Fair enough ask me if i'm single for the purpose of the policy, but she kept asking! So i asked her if she was single(to mock her for repeatedly asking the same question more than anything) and she gave me her life story! Apparently Suzanne used to date a guy with a fireblade, although is quite happily now single.(Get in there Nick ;)) The dialogue continued, "I notice you have the option to take pillions removed, do you wish for that to remain the same?", so i said yep unless you want a ride. She ****ing loved it! More pertinently my premium dropped nearly ?50 when i declined pillions, so well worth doing for those like me that don't want to take them.

I also finally declared all my mods, which raised the premium by sod all really.

Final result just over ?300 FC with all mods declared. I'm happy with that.
Should have tryed tesco, £250 fully comp with pillion and all mods, woo hoo

[ASM-Forever]

But i'm young(22) and the bike is a R6. Realistically it won't get much lower than ?300 FC. For any money i might save, i value my time too much. :)

[StreetHawk]

Sounds liek a very good price to me... My CBR cost me 990 FC !

[ogden]

Pah. Amateurs. I was quoted two and a half grand FC on a 1983 CG125!

[ASM-Forever]

You did massacre a family. :)

[Stig]

I am very old and have two crap bikes. 125 quid fully comp.

[flibble]

I am very old and have two crap bikes. 125 quid fully comp.

Must be very old if it's 125 for both bikes??! :smt044


(I can say that as I must be old too compared to Mark.... 450 fc for new bike :))

[ASM-Forever]

Must be very old if it's 125 for both bikes??! :smt044


(I can say that as I must be old too compared to Mark.... 450 fc for new bike :))

You are! :p