Embarrassing problem down below....

[monkey]

Sorry to have to resort to the slight untruth for the thread title but my original thread didn't get many views and only a few more than one about haemorrhoids! The time has come for my charity event. Please read below to see the original thread which I've edited slightly:

To cut a long story short I'm shaving off my fully grown beard and am going to be clean shaven and sexy for the first time in a good few hair growing years (relative to my short existence!).

I chose a particular charity to support, Shooting Star Children's Hospice, following the story of the poor little fellow that Biker Biker brought to our attention, and the suggestion of another .orger.

Please check out the link to the charity website below and if you think it's a worthwhile cause, or even just if you'd like to see a clean shaven monkey, maybe you can help. The Hospice needs a massive amount of money to keep going and in Britain there is currently only enough to help one in six children.

There are pictures linked to the website for your perusal and there will be a video showing the downfall of my furry mate.

Darren.

:monkey: :smile:

****DARREN'S CHARITY BEARD SHAVE IN AID OF SHOOTING STAR HOUSE**** (http://www.justgiving.com/darrenscharitybeardshave)

email me direct at:>>>>MONKEYMAN<<<< (charitybeardshave@thebigsmoke.demon.co.uk)

[Ed]

Done:D

[monkey]

Cheers Ed! :D It's really getting going now. Got a few cash donations coming too.

[Ed]

Cheers Ed! :D It's really getting going now. Got a few cash donations coming too.

I'd have thought that a few more on here might've chipped in...

[Warthog]

I like your beard :(

[monkey]

Me too mate. I'm best friends with him. He goes everywhere I go. He comforts me in my hour of need. He listens to me. He catches bits of food that I've dropped. He keeps me entertained too. I love him.

:(

I'm sorry to see the fella go but now I've got a bit of money coming in I feel a bit better about it.

:)

[ASM-Forever]

I'd have thought that a few more on here might've chipped in...

Yes its disgusting how tight some people are! May they hang their heads together in shame, especially Warthog. :smt045

I have the right to judge as i donated. :p

[rob13]

Looks better all off, including the widows peak. I can say that because if I grew mine, I too would have one.

[monkey]

If you pay, it will come.........

[Jester666]

Done! :thumbsup:

[monkey]

Gone, done, drunk, look sweird and stupid. . Cheers Oaul .

Hug coming your way Paul
:)

[Ed]

Pics please:p

[Bear]

+1. After your drunken phone ramble to me at 2:30 in the morning I at least expected to be greeted by shots of a Shaven Monkey when I awoke...

maybe I'm looking on the wrong website...

[monkey]

I am hanging. Very bad. Will put some pics up when the missus has sorted them.

I look like I'm going to be in a new alien film. I used the bic on my head too!

I have a neck!

[monkey]

Right here's a quick one. Me and one of my shavers:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3411/dscn0581im2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I can't for the life of me find the dongle thing so I can post or even edit the video we took! I'm going slightly mad.

[Ed]

BH monkey - you look ten years younger!! Like the smooooooooooooth look!!!

[ASM-Forever]

Harry Hill?

;)