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Quiff Wichard
31-03-08, 05:11 PM
just what is goin on..
who is sayin what to whom.


its dizzyblonde and blue pete


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/sigourneysbeaver/DSCF3258.jpg
flymo
31-03-08, 05:14 PM
just what is goin on..
who is sayin what to whom.


its dizzyblonde and blue pete




Dizzy - "Parp......Aaaaaaahhhh thats better!"

Blue Pete - "Ooo yer dirty mare, that stinks!"
ASM-Forever
31-03-08, 05:24 PM
"Defecating in public, that's a section 16 breach of the peace....you're nicked"
flymo
31-03-08, 05:44 PM
Dizzy ...."Parp!"
Blue "'Ere luv, that sounds like an illegal can, I'm afraid thats a fixed penalty!"
Richie
31-03-08, 05:50 PM
Dizzyblond "Ohhh that Luckpants Looks right sexy in those pants"

BluePete "Yes I quite agree, here's my camera, now go take some photo's of the Sexy Beast..."
dirtydog
31-03-08, 06:03 PM
Dizzy- "is this how you do it... ev'ning all"

Bluepete- "hmmm impersonating a police officer, i should nick you for that"
Richie
31-03-08, 06:10 PM
Bluepete " Dizzy my dearest, but isn't that biker on your pillion getting a tad heavy now?"
Richie
31-03-08, 06:15 PM
Dizzy "Look between my thighs, look between my thighs, the thighs, the thighs, not around the thighs, don't look around my thighs, look between my thighs, you're under.
I have not been speeding , I've been very good and kept under the limit... (look at me running my hands over my body) 'Oh, oh, oh, oh'. Three, two, one... You're back in the car park."
Wayluya
31-03-08, 06:22 PM
"John Wayne is BIG Leggy........can I borrow some Rim tape?"
Scoobs
31-03-08, 06:25 PM
Dizzy - You just rub my legs and my head shoots out from my shoulders. Voila.
dizzyblonde
31-03-08, 06:36 PM
Dizzy my jackets chaffing my nips a bit..........not as much as these pants pete!!
GastonJ
31-03-08, 06:37 PM
Dizzy "BluePete, do you think this invisible paint job on my bike will fool the speed cameras?"
Berlin
31-03-08, 06:46 PM
DizzyBlonde to Blue Pete:

"When they said you were a big lad with a third leg, I thought they meant somthing completely different"!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/sigourneysbeaver/DSCF3258.jpg
Quiff Wichard
31-03-08, 06:49 PM
Dizzy ...."Parp!"
Blue "'Ere luv, that sounds like an illegal can, I'm afraid thats a fixed penalty!"




:nomore: :???:
Quiff Wichard
31-03-08, 06:50 PM
pete looks like a giant in that pic.
dizzyblonde
31-03-08, 06:55 PM
pete looks like a giant in that pic.
Ere I'm not that small quiff!!
flymo
31-03-08, 07:00 PM
:nomore: :???:

Sorry Quiff :rolleyes:
Scoobs
31-03-08, 07:13 PM
Dizzy "Look between my thighs, look between my thighs, the thighs, the thighs, not around the thighs, don't look around my thighs, look between my thighs, you're under.
I have not been speeding , I've been very good and kept under the limit... (look at me running my hands over my body) 'Oh, oh, oh, oh'. Three, two, one... You're back in the car park."

The Winner by a mile. :lol:
Well done Numbers.
Quiff Wichard
31-03-08, 08:41 PM
The Winner by a mile. :lol:
Well done Numbers.

second that

good one richie
Lozzo
31-03-08, 10:24 PM
"Defecating in public, that's a section 16 breach of the peace....you're nicked"

Actually it's

"Oi, drop another fart like that and I'll nick you under section 5 public order act"
Lozzo
31-03-08, 10:25 PM
Dizzy my jackets chaffing my nips a bit..........not as much as these pants pete!!

Jesus wept, you can tuck your nipples into your pants?....ewwwwww
Mrs Blue Pete
02-04-08, 06:36 PM
pete looks like a giant in that pic.

ROFL I can vouch for him BEING giant!! ;););)
Richie
02-04-08, 06:39 PM
ROFL I can vouch for him BEING giant!! ;););)

Oh err Missus, said in a Franky Howards way.
BILLY
02-04-08, 07:53 PM
Dizzy" Hey pete these knickers cost me £5 and there's £4.50s worth stuck up my bum crack!