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muffles
01-04-08, 01:04 PM
All? More please! (since it's Jennifer Ellison 'n all...)
plowsie
01-04-08, 01:04 PM
Yes
That is all also.
wyrdness
01-04-08, 01:30 PM
Yes
That is all also.
No. Definitely no. :pukel:
Yes
That is all also.
+1 one of GODS gifts to the male society :-D:)[-o<
ASM-Forever
01-04-08, 01:36 PM
No. Definitely no.
+1 Good man.
I would be very reluctant to stir Steven Gerrards porridge. :D
plowsie
01-04-08, 01:38 PM
No. Definitely no. :pukel:
Are you joking?
Scabby, I wouldn't touch her with yours...and then there's the accent - enough to curdle milk.
plowsie
01-04-08, 01:52 PM
She is well fit, in both ways, seen her exercise video. Corrrrrrrrrrrr, yeahhhh!
SoulKiss
01-04-08, 01:55 PM
Scabby, I wouldn't touch her with yours...and then there's the accent - enough to curdle milk.
Lozzo, you are indeed a man of taste :)
wyrdness
01-04-08, 01:59 PM
Are you joking?
No, I don't go for chavvy bimbos.
I'm not going for long term relationship or intellegent conversation here. I'm just thinking that she is a damn handsome woman and is quite nice to look at.
plowsie
01-04-08, 02:26 PM
Yeah I'd possibly find her annoying in a relationship but a bit of nice stuff to look at ;)
Not again!
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/Adamp209/jenniferellison.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGRPWz---H_jX7dYAtVe7k4s0CAVA
You tellin me you wouldn't want to "look" at her for a while?
plowsie
01-04-08, 02:33 PM
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/Adamp209/jenniferellison.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGRPWz---H_jX7dYAtVe7k4s0CAVA
You tellin me you wouldn't want to "look" at her for a while?
I'd prolly U-Rating!!!!!!!
Very nice ;)
plowsie
01-04-08, 02:45 PM
Still no?
http://www.celebsking.com/comics3/jennifer-ellison/jennifer-ellison_02.jpg
Nice
Thats all I have to add !!
Ch00
MiniMac
01-04-08, 02:51 PM
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Pretty feckin hard!
mister c
01-04-08, 03:01 PM
Reminds me of this
http://www.maxpezzalinetwork.com/photoblog/images/2004_06_18_Day28-Barbie.jpg
And I dont really fancy having a scouse Barbie :-D
In that case out of 10 I will give her 1 .................................................. ..........
I blame Hovis he set that up.
I will get my coat
sv-robo
01-04-08, 03:10 PM
Yeah I'd possibly find her annoying in a relationship but a bit of nice stuff to look at ;)
Ahh yes,but she can't speak with her mouth full;)
i'd secks her
but...only with my eyes closed. face like it was on fire and put out with a screwdriver. nasty pinched face, chin i want to level off.
body of an angel.
She's an over-chested scouse chav...what's to like?
i'd secks her
but...only with my eyes closed. face like it was on fire and put out with a screwdriver. nasty pinched face, chin i want to level off.
body of an angel.
Face? She has a face?
Didn't get past the bewbs tbh.
She's an over-chested scouse chav...what's to like?
The over chest!
HTH
marks out of 5.... pharwwww...
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5288/jenniferellisonrollerblef8.jpg
slark01
01-04-08, 03:38 PM
i would have her gagged before i would go near her. Nice bod shame about the rest.
She is horrendous and she really does not have a hot bod.......it may look that way in the photobrushed images you see of her all over the place.
Other people have summed up the other things that are bad about her.
Nothing good in my eyes.
Not being jealous :) but I don't think she is all that.
Toned body, too much make up, awful accent.
Quiff Wichard
01-04-08, 04:11 PM
I have had her...
I'd give her about a 6
sv-robo
01-04-08, 04:38 PM
I have had her...
I'd give her a 69
;)
Alpinestarhero
01-04-08, 04:48 PM
Not being jealous :) but I don't think she is all that.
Toned body, too much make up, awful accent.
+1. I don't find these "glamour models" very atractive. Top heavy, and look like they need a good meal.
Oh, and in that pic of her skating, she'd do alot bette if the skates where secured to her tightly
Shellywoozle
01-04-08, 04:53 PM
Someone give me ?4,000 and I could have boobs like that !!
I'd hit it snoop dog style...
Not GF material though, but i wonder if she rides well ;)
Someone give me ?4,000 and I could have boobs like that !!
Give me 4 grand and I'll just tell you that you have boobs like that for as long as you need to know. It saves on the pain of surgery.
Alpinestarhero
01-04-08, 05:15 PM
Give me 4 grand and I'll just tell you that you have boobs like that for as long as you need to know. It saves on the pain of surgery.
Also saves on them going south 10 years too early
i could quite happily live my life with a body like that. bet my bf could too.
ASM-Forever
01-04-08, 05:50 PM
Someone give me ?4,000 and I could have boobs like that !!
Not that i've seen your boobs to make a comparison, but would you seriously want some like that? I think they're ****ing unattractive!
i could quite happily live my life with a body like that. bet my bf could too.
I agree not the bf bit kitkat but the living my life with a body like that as long as i didn't have to have the annoying scouse accent that goes with it. Be my husband wouldn't complain if he came home to that every night either
Rhiwbina_Squirrel
01-04-08, 05:55 PM
BOBFOC...Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch. Fortunately I've never heard her accent :)
DanAbnormal
01-04-08, 06:10 PM
Nice boobs and bod. Keep the rest.
Who?
It's not worth knowing, be blissfully ignorant on this one occasion.
Na she doesnt ride a bike! :silent: Maybe then!!
i could quite happily live my life with a body like that.
Me too. then I'd be a right Lesbian...:cheers::smt074[-o<
Shellywoozle
01-04-08, 07:51 PM
Not that i've seen your boobs to make a comparison, but would you seriously want some like that? I think they're ****ing unattractive!
I never said I'd want some like that as the rest of me would cost far more to do and would need doing also, else the £4000 on the boobs would be wasted, but if I had the money like she does then you can buy them - what natural quality does she have that money can't buy lads???
Ollie_07
01-04-08, 07:54 PM
jack ****!! :D
dizzyblonde
01-04-08, 08:06 PM
Nah....boobs too big....as the blokey saying goes
more than a handlful is a lot of a waste!!!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MXGB)
I'm not jealous at all
Still no?
http://www.celebsking.com/comics3/jennifer-ellison/jennifer-ellison_02.jpg
More pics she's a babe!
Face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a stinging nettle, ok bodies not too bad ;)
Wizards sleeve?
Hippo's yawn?
Quite possibly :smt045
plowsie
02-04-08, 09:11 AM
You lot saying about the £4k to make boobs like that, they're real!
i thought we were on about the bird from freinds
Eh! Calm down soft lads, she's only Merseyside's answer to Jordan. She has got boss boobage tho don't she laaa?
gettin2dizzy
02-04-08, 09:35 AM
Eurgh. I'll pass on all of it thanks.
If you ever wondered what a diet of solely pot noodles, kebabs and WKD would do to you...
She is not scouse. She is scally-scouse. Probably puts the hight pitched whine on.
marks out of 5.... pharwwww...
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5288/jenniferellisonrollerblef8.jpg
How are they staying in:rolleyes::D
dizzyblonde
03-04-08, 02:48 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_33_20.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MXGB) Over shoulder boulder holders of course
Quiff Wichard
03-04-08, 02:50 PM
Who?
agreed-
I wud climb over jennifer to get to K .. xxxxxxx
Quiff Wichard
03-04-08, 02:51 PM
correction- hadnt seen that pic billy put up- ..
K could hold the video cam
Balddood
03-04-08, 05:57 PM
Face like a bulldog licking pi$$ off a stinging nettle, ok bodies not too bad ;)
Wizards sleeve?
Hippo's yawn?
Quite possibly :smt045
Clown's pocket?
Welly top?
She probably has been ridden more than a 50 pence tesco's pony, but i'd probably still bang her like a shed door in a thunderstorm. Oh yes, she don't know what she's missing *sigh*
LOL
Shellywoozle
03-04-08, 06:19 PM
£4,000 then mine would be better :) hehe
Something to remember me when I am in me coffin LOL.... body will rot but my boobs will live on ...... still not tempted to look like that
Maybe if she wrote please on a note, so that I didn't have to hear her speak.
Balddood
03-04-08, 06:22 PM
Maybe if she wrote please on a note, so that I didn't have to hear her speak.
LOL, are you saying that she would have to beg you in writing? Jeez man, i thought i was a player heh
LOL, are you saying that she would have to beg you in writing? Jeez man, i thought i was a player heh
Hell yer, maybe get someone to pass it to me from a distance incase she gets ideas about opening her mouth...
I feel all dirty now.
Balddood
03-04-08, 06:37 PM
Hell yer, maybe get someone to pass it to me from a distance incase she gets ideas about opening her mouth...
I feel all dirty now.
I wouldn't mind her talking to be honest, i mean, it's not like we actually listen to what women say anyway is it?
Sean
Waiting for the barrage of feminist abuse :D
Way to go Sean. Read a few of your recent posts (good to see you back by the way). You on a frikken wind up or summat? :lol:
Balddood
03-04-08, 07:15 PM
Way to go Sean. Read a few of your recent posts (good to see you back by the way). You on a frikken wind up or summat? :lol:
Me? On a wind up? How VERY dare you :)
Thanks for the welcome back you handsome bast :P
Sean
Thanks for the welcome back you handsome bast :P
Sean
Aw shucks. Coming from you I take that as a compliment.
Balddood
03-04-08, 07:21 PM
Aw shucks. Coming from you I take that as a compliment.
And rightly so, i don't usually give such loving compliments. Feel special, Feel VERY special :smt008
muzikill
03-04-08, 07:36 PM
Ahhh Miss Ellisson ...... shall i bullet point?
. Thick as Sh*t
. Fake body (slice!)
. Saw her on soccer am ( housing estate sl*t who became famous and acts stuck up)
. A media wh*re (no other 'talents', no better than a big brother contestant)
. Goes out with drug dealers (so being around that type of person you think she aint touched any?)
. Gets 'battered' by the said drug dealer boyfriend and sells the story to the papers
. After saying never again goes back with drug dealer boyfriend
. Vows never to pose for lads mags so she can concentrate or her 'acting'
. 'Act's' in b movie film and is used as eye candy to advertise it.
People like her will come and go and keep going round the media merry go round until they can't make money any other way other than their looks so will depend on cosmetic 'top ups' until they start looking like a freak and won't even notice it.
oh ...... yeah .... wouldn't touch her with yours!
Balddood
03-04-08, 07:38 PM
Ahhh Miss Ellisson ...... shall i bullet point?
. Thick as Sh*t
. Fake body (slice!)
. Saw her on soccer am ( housing estate sl*t who became famous and acts stuck up)
. A media wh*re (no other 'talents', no better than a big brother contestant)
. Goes out with drug dealers (so being around that type of person you think she aint touched any?)
. Gets 'battered' by the said drug dealer boyfriend and sells the story to the papers
. After saying never again goes back with drug dealer boyfriend
. Vows never to pose for lads mags so she can concentrate or her 'acting'
. 'Act's' in b movie film and is used as eye candy to advertise it.
People like her will come and go and keep going round the media merry go round until they can't make money any other way other than their looks so will depend on cosmetic 'top ups' until they start looking like a freak and won't even notice it.
oh ...... yeah .... wouldn't touch her with yours!
So just to be sure you like her alot then :)
muzikill
04-04-08, 08:32 AM
Yeah, love her and women like her to bits mate! haha
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