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stewie
03-04-08, 02:08 PM
Following on from Dan Dares post, I thought this might be useful

http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

Richie
03-04-08, 02:15 PM
I'm 2 numbers over weight

sinbad
03-04-08, 02:19 PM
21.9. Pretty average I guess. I don't read a lot into that, though.

Luckypants
03-04-08, 02:20 PM
I am obese! :smt103 I need to be 12st to not to be overweight even. I was 12st 5lbs when I used to do triathlons, so was even overweight then according to BMI. (I had about 15% body fat in them days)

BMI is rubbish IMHO

gettin2dizzy
03-04-08, 02:21 PM
21.6 - no surprises there :)

stewie
03-04-08, 02:26 PM
32.4 :smt118 Holy crap, it was nice knowing you all

Grinch
03-04-08, 02:28 PM
Woo hoo.. do I get a prize? 30.8

Just call me Danny McCakey, fatty pie eater...

Its all muscle, honest, one big muscle... ;-)

kitkat
03-04-08, 02:51 PM
holding on to my overweight title by the skin of my teeth - but then thats no real surprise - pass me the chocolate

sv-robo
03-04-08, 03:00 PM
24.1 phew just missed out on being a larda$$.

kitkat
03-04-08, 03:09 PM
on the subject of lard ar.se. did anyone watch the program Extraordinary People last night. Huge Mexican man who appeared to live in a bed in a shop window. He weighed 90 stone. But was either very bendy or his hips were dislocated as his feet pointed straight out to either side as if he was doing the splits. He was mahoosive:elephant:

stewie
03-04-08, 03:15 PM
on the subject of lard ar.se. did anyone watch the program Extraordinary People last night. Huge Mexican man who appeared to live in a bed in a shop window. He weighed 90 stone. But was either very bendy or his hips were dislocated as his feet pointed straight out to either side as if he was doing the splits. He was mahoosive:elephant:

Think his name is manuel uribe, he was on a discovery channel show called 'my shocking story' if thats the same bloke, felt really sorry for him tbh

tigersaw
03-04-08, 03:44 PM
I was overweight, so I stood on tiptoe and added an inch, now I'm ok

kitkat
03-04-08, 03:48 PM
Think his name is manuel uribe, he was on a discovery channel show called 'my shocking story' if thats the same bloke, felt really sorry for him tbh

why did you feel sorry for him? I dont understand how he could be so overweight. He had not got out of bed for 5 years. Someone (his mum probably) must have been bringing him food and lots of it. Yet everyone was giving him free clothes, dental treatment, diet advice, doctors visiting him at home. genuinely ill people dont get treatment like that.

stewie
03-04-08, 03:53 PM
why did you feel sorry for him? I dont understand how he could be so overweight. He had not got out of bed for 5 years. Someone (his mum probably) must have been bringing him food and lots of it. Yet everyone was giving him free clothes, dental treatment, diet advice, doctors visiting him at home. genuinely ill people dont get treatment like that.

Yeah fair point, just dont like this anti fat attitude in this country, its complicated tbh.

slark01
03-04-08, 03:55 PM
18.9, thought for a mo i was under, but nope just in the normal :-)

kitkat
03-04-08, 03:59 PM
Yeah fair point, just dont like this anti fat attitude in this country, its complicated tbh.

i could not be described as slim in anyones books (well maybe his) but I dont understand why people put t hemselves at risk like this. If he cant get out to get his own food his family should sort a healthy diet out for him. He doesnt work how can he afford to eat so much??? Glad he didnt opt for the surgery, good to see that healthy eating does actually work - may try it myself one day lol

independentphoto
03-04-08, 04:06 PM
I won't repeat what my DOCTOR thinks of B.M.I. and especially not on Idle Banter (U Rated). It's safe to say that me and my belly agree with him.



And NO- he doesn't have one the lucky sod.


Garry:D

jambo
03-04-08, 04:24 PM
17, pass the spuds....

MiniMatt
03-04-08, 05:25 PM
... diet advice....

Interesting diet advice :D Presumably the cake-plan diet :D

I'm in two minds whether to fight the current anti-fat attitude that's gathering speed here; the liberal lefty part of me thinks this just stinks of government sponsored bullying and victimisation, then the selfish part of me thinks "where were the cheese burger fan club when it was smokers being victimised and bullyed?". This is no different, and I can guarantee the arguments will be exactly the same, cake costs the NHS millions every year, it kills people way before their time, sooner or later some government sponsored research will claim "second hand lard" can kill...

hovis
03-04-08, 05:37 PM
PLEASE NOTE

the Body mass index calculator is complete bollox

that is all

Sean_C
03-04-08, 06:22 PM
im 24.. there's not really much of me, and I'm not far off "overweight". Ha! Load of blocks.
I don't think much to BMI..

zunkus
03-04-08, 06:54 PM
Looks like I'm in the clear, time for another beer then :p

Richie
03-04-08, 08:18 PM
If I wear High heels, then I'm not over weight...

there's a lesson in there somewhere....

blueto
03-04-08, 08:34 PM
i dont get it im obese? how can that be? Im perfect. My mum said so

DoubleD
03-04-08, 09:00 PM
I was overweight, so I stood on tiptoe and added an inch, now I'm ok

I'm well overweight, tried the extra inch and still overweight.... :elephant:

tomjones2
03-04-08, 09:31 PM
PLEASE NOTE

the Body mass index calculator is complete bollox

that is all

totally, I am nearly obese according to it. I am definitely not obese barely overweight at the mo.

The thing takes no account for build, muscle and bone structure and I cant see how its become a measure of health.

Rhiwbina_Squirrel
03-04-08, 10:17 PM
I'm 35.7. I'd have to be 7ft tall to be normal weight!!

hovis
03-04-08, 10:31 PM
Jay Cutler



Height: 5'10"

Weight: 290 lbs.

body fat 3%

BMI 41.6.......... obese ?





http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/hovi5/JayCutler.jpg

joelowden
04-04-08, 04:01 AM
4 inches short apparently.
BMI- B**llocks Made-up by Imbeciles.

neio79
04-04-08, 08:00 AM
Agre wit hHovis, it is boloXX, it does not account for musscle percentage, bearing in mind that it weighs over twice as much has fat!!!

Brad pitt when he was in shape for Troy was obease according to BMI!!!!

Tiger 55
04-04-08, 11:22 AM
24.2 whoo hoo! Large donner please Amir, everything on. I'm celebrating!

454697819
04-04-08, 12:04 PM
hooo hoo thats funny

At my "fitest" and "thinest was still obese??

ruuuuuuun fatty ruuuuuuuun...

Right well im glad im only going to live to a young age... not sorted my pension yet... ;)

PAPPACLART
04-04-08, 12:17 PM
I am 6''2 and 165lbs = 21.2BMI