View Full Version : He is a she?!?!?!?!?!
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 08:57 PM
Heya All
Me and Lily have a tortoise.........his name is Squirt.......
NOT NOW!!!!!!! We just sexed him (not some dodgy thing......but the way you tell if they are female or male).
Anyway, it turns out that Squirt....ie a male name is actually a female.....So.... it now falls to the all knowledgable org to suggest a suitable new name???? :notworthy:
DoubleD
03-04-08, 09:07 PM
squirty
Speedy Claire
03-04-08, 09:11 PM
Florence
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 09:12 PM
By the way.......if anyone can come up with an original name that is to do with the org, I shall provide a prize to the winner when we are all at the AR.
missyburd
03-04-08, 09:14 PM
Shelly
Aw Drew, I didn't think you'd have confused a boy with a girl, but I spose that sometimes it's difficult to tell:p
Loretta
suzy:could you call her anything else
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 09:20 PM
Aw Drew, I didn't think you'd have confused a boy with a girl, but sometime it's difficult to tell:p
Loretta
Its very hard. Its done on the bottom of the shell. If it is a boy they have a curved underneath, so that it fits on the lady snugg......plus, the boys have a pointy tail.
If it is a girl it has a flat bottom and a short stubby tale (apparently so that bits don't get in the way).
For some reason this seems so wrong explaining this!!!!!
Naaah - Suzy could be a Bandit.
Call her Essvie - cos she's slow:D
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 09:22 PM
Naaah - Suzy could be a Bandit.
Call her Essvie - cos she's slow:D
She can move, we once had her out, turned around and turned back again. In a few seconds she had covered accross the room and hidden behind the heating fan of the PC!!!!
Naaah - Suzy could be a Bandit.
:D
:smt021
She can move, we once had her out, turned around and turned back again. In a few seconds she had covered accross the room and hidden behind the heating fan of the PC!!!!
call her Lissa then.
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 09:24 PM
call her Lissa then.
Hehe....PMSL
slark01
03-04-08, 09:25 PM
Tootsie the tortoise :-)
or
joice the tortoise
call her Lissa then.
You're asking for trouble:smt118
shhhhhhh if you dont tell her she might never know
call her Lissa then.
no replies then;
and the winner is
Gid
Drew Carey
03-04-08, 09:44 PM
Still going.....each time I say one to Lily she looks all sad at me and shakes her head. I think she is still coming to terms that she is female and not male. lol
call her Lissa then.
Bet you thought you'd got away with this!
I WILL get my revenge! Now, what should I put on Gid's new badge?:D
Bet you thought you'd got away with this!
I WILL get my revenge! Now, what should I put on Gid's new badge?:D
An asexual tortoise, of course:smt045
Bet you thought you'd got away with this!
I WILL get my revenge! Now, what should I put on Gid's new badge?:D
ment as a comliment honest:smt081
xXBADGERXx
03-04-08, 10:33 PM
Rita the V-Twin Eater
southy1978
03-04-08, 11:08 PM
How about shelly?
missyburd
03-04-08, 11:32 PM
Shelly
I beat you to that one :p
I'd keep the name.
If not how about Svifty? I know it's a bit Russian sounding but why the hell not. Sviftorg?
Oh sorry you wanted a name relating to the org. Hmmmn. How about Wise*rse?! H eh eh.
:)
southy1978
03-04-08, 11:37 PM
D'oh that'll teach me to post before reading through the thread!
Ok how about g.org ia (georgia) ;)
I wish I had a T'org'toise
SoulKiss
04-04-08, 02:51 AM
Bet you thought you'd got away with this!
I WILL get my revenge! Now, what should I put on Gid's new badge?:D
Swapping the g for a t is just a simple typo...........
Anyways......
Svelty ???
What species is 'she'?
If she's a Hermanns and you're up for parenthood than perhaps we could introduce her to Gordon, my 'most definately male' Hermanns Tortoise...
... espescially as the loves of his life at the moment are either a rock or my housemate's computer mouse! :roll:
Drew Carey
04-04-08, 07:39 AM
What species is 'she'?
If she's a Hermanns and you're up for parenthood than perhaps we could introduce her to Gordon, my 'most definately male' Hermanns Tortoise...
... espescially as the loves of his life at the moment are either a rock or my housemate's computer mouse! :roll:
She is a red-footed, so would be a red-footed hermans!!!! lol. She is a little too young also. Apparently with the red-foot you shouldn't breed them till they are about 10 I believe. (Lily will be along later to correct me if I'm wrong.
call her
PRINCESS SVORG. the baffler of science:rolleyes:
plowsie
04-04-08, 10:16 AM
By the way.......if anyone can come up with an original name that is to do with the org, I shall provide a prize to the winner when we are all at the AR.
Plowsie - nuff said!
Really though, you should name it after that pokemon...Squirtle!
call her
PRINCESS SVORG. the baffler of science:rolleyes:
Er!!!!
WHAT!!!:confused:
Plowsie - nuff said!
Really though, you should name it after that pokemon...Squirtle!
So you think your name is suitable for a girl????
plowsie
04-04-08, 10:19 AM
Most people might class that as a fair comment on this site lol.
DanAbnormal
04-04-08, 10:26 AM
Dave.
Er!!!!
WHAT!!!:confused:
princess ( as she is a girl) SVORG ( sv -org):D
beaniebikerbabe
04-04-08, 10:32 AM
dot orgi
:)
SoulKiss
04-04-08, 10:40 AM
What species is 'she'?
If she's a Hermanns and you're up for parenthood than perhaps we could introduce her to Gordon, my 'most definately male' Hermanns Tortoise...
... espescially as the loves of his life at the moment are either a rock or my housemate's computer mouse! :roll:
What is this?
Pimp my Tortoise?
What is this?
Pimp my Tortoise?
Do you know how much you can get for a tortoise....ours cost us £150 as a baby!
There is some big money to be made
Brenda ?
(Billy seemingly bet me to Squitet)
they sell them in new york on the streets u know. ickle baby ones in ice cream containers.
I only master splinter knew that his boys were playing about when not saving the city!
Miss Alpinestarhero
04-04-08, 05:44 PM
Id keep squirt :D
Maria
What is this?
Pimp my Tortoise?
Nah - that would be if I were to make good on my threat of nipping down to Games Workshop and getting a nice little gun-turret to retro-fit to the top of his shell. :twisted:
Maybe add on a pair of fluffy dice - little bit of chrome bling round the edge of his shell... ;)
Gene genie
04-04-08, 07:51 PM
GROtbag, get it, org backwards, clever eh!:winner:
Drew Carey
04-04-08, 07:51 PM
Nah - that would be if I were to make good on my threat of nipping down to Games Workshop and getting a nice little gun-turret to retro-fit to the top of his shell. :twisted:
Maybe add on a pair of fluffy dice - little bit of chrome bling round the edge of his shell... ;)
Do you think they do rim tape????
why change the beasties name. its not like it runs to you when you call its name
SoulKiss
04-04-08, 10:50 PM
Nah - that would be if I were to make good on my threat of nipping down to Games Workshop and getting a nice little gun-turret to retro-fit to the top of his shell. :twisted:
No !!!!
DONT DO IT !!!!
Never buy from Games Sweatshop
Much better bits from other modellers :P
Did someone way 'Rim'...
... tee hee hee. ;)
ukrobuk
05-04-08, 08:34 AM
Dorgy
Orgy
Yokie
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