Free Knickers!!

[Speedy Claire]

A dilemna........

Today I received a large package addressed to someone I don`t know (but not the previous house owner). The package contained a magazine of erm.... sexual aids and toys and also another smaller package containing this free pair of knickers.


http://uploads.bikechat.net/Speedy Claire/knicks.jpg



So.............

Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?

[thedonal]

HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!

[dizzyblonde]

OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

[Speedy Claire]

HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!


OMG!!! well I seem to have your catalogue here too lol

[Law]

Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision? :smt112

[Tris]

A dilemna........

Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?

My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing? ;)

[Luckypants]

OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

:smt046

[SoulKiss]

Reminds me of something we once did to a kid at school....

Now to be fair, he was the class bully, and deserved everything, especially when you pick on the geeky, but imaginative kids.

Everything had been tried, parents round to talk to his parents who also didnt care etc, I guess they were proto-chavs or something.

Anyways

We found the back pages of the News of the World, and, after securing some stamps and envelopes, signed him up, at his home address for EVERY free offer from all the sex-toy advertisers.

Going by the bruises he sported a week or so later, I think his mum had opened his mail for him :P

[Speedy Claire]

Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision? :smt112


That might just clash with the u rating lol and believe me wouldn`t be a pretty sight.. However I like Dizzy`s idea of cheesewire and might do a demonstration video of them cutting a wedge of cheddar :D

[Speedy Claire]

My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing? ;)


Not really, my friends would be more likely to send me the incontinence pads lol

[the_lone_wolf]

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing? ;)
not been on this forum long have you?;)

[Speedy Claire]

not been on this forum long have you?;)


lol, not many people know my address, hang on..... 3 people do!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[Alpinestarhero]

When me and maria lived in a flat rented through the university, we used to get a previous tenant's mail.

Some of which was adult catalouges; We received several of their catalouges.

And one time, the previous tenant came to collect her mail, since we also received a large number of her birthdays cards.

She was a bit embaressed, to say the least, when we handed over her birthday cards, and adult catalouges aswell and asked her to change her address of residence...

Matt

[Speedy Claire]

I believe I might have her mail to then cos this is Pabo... except it`s addressed to a man!

[thedonal]

When me and maria lived in a flat rented through the university, we used to get a previous tenant's mail.

Some of which was adult catalouges; We received several of their catalouges.

And one time, the previous tenant came to collect her mail, since we also received a large number of her birthdays cards.

She was a bit embaressed, to say the least, when we handed over her birthday cards, and adult catalouges aswell and asked her to change her address of residence...

Matt

What- catalogues that you can order adults from? Where can I get one?!!

[dizzyblonde]

I believe I might have her mail to then cos this is Pabo... except it`s addressed to a man!

a man wouldn't be able to get in those would he???

[dizzyblonde]

ooops just realised what I've written:shock:

[Lozzo]

OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

They're really not that bad once you've got used to.............I've said too much, haven't I?

[Luckypants]

a man wouldn't be able to get in those would he???

ooops just realised what I've written:shock:

Dizzy, you crack me up! :smt041

[Alpinestarhero]

What- catalogues that you can order adults from? Where can I get one?!!

I ment catalouges full of adult...things

The might have some adults you can hire/buy in surbiton, but i havnt seen any?

Matt

[SoulKiss]

Dizzy, you crack me up! :smt041

Well the Crack and Up bits are relevant

[dizzyblonde]

Dizzy, you crack me up! :smt041
:takeabow:....crack.....sniggers:p

[hovis]

i hope you like them, they were meant to be a surprise

:kiss:

[Lozzo]

:takeabow:....crack.....sniggers:p

You're utter filth woman...I like you ;)

[Speedy Claire]

i hope you like them, they were meant to be a surprise

:kiss:



lmao

The surprise is looking at some of that stuff in the catalogue... i`ve held it upside down and sideways and still can`t figure out what some of its meant to be for!!! :confused:

[Speedy Claire]

Dizzy, you crack me up! :smt041

+ 1 :D

[hovis]

lmao

The surprise is looking at some of that stuff in the catalogue... i`ve held it upside down and sideways and still can`t figure out what some of its meant to be for!!! :confused:

all you have to do is ask:-dd

[Speedy Claire]

lmao....... looks more like medieval torture equipment!!

[Baph]

Back to the subject... :p

As you've provided photo evidence that you've opened someone else's mail (which is an offence), maybe brushing the whole thing off may be a good idea. If the person got offended that you opened their s3x mail, they could persue things a little.

Bin the knickers if you don't want them (and if you don't know someone else that would want them), and recycle the Pabo mag. I would of said forward it to me, but we already have the latest one. ;)

[SoulKiss]

lmao....... looks more like medieval torture equipment!!

Depending on the catalogue you may find that it IS medieval torture equipment.

Or are we still talking about the knickers?

[missyburd]

OMG talk about cheesewire....lol

indeed, funny looking knickers :p

Well the Crack and Up bits are relevant

lmao!

[cuffy]

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[Warthog]

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Please rearrange this thread without useless pictures??

[hovis]

do they fit you?:smt115

[Kate Moss]

OH NO - Phil gave me the exact same pair as a present! Cheap scate!!

[Warthog]

OH NO - Phil gave me the exact same pair as a present! Cheap scate!!

Busted, Phil! :lol:

[yorkie_chris]

ooops just realised what I've written:shock:
Dizzy, you crack me up! :smt041

These puns are getting worse Lmao!

Depending on the catalogue you may find that it IS medieval torture equipment.

So that's what goes on in the tents at them LARPing events :-P:-D

[SoulKiss]

So that's what goes on in the tents at them LARPing events :-P:-D

Yes, of course it is*?

Planning to attend now?

* not all of this post may be true

[DoubleD]

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HTH

[yorkie_chris]

Planning to attend now?

:oops: Busted :-P

[Blue_SV650S]

Which way round do they go?? :D

[dizzyblonde]

the right way up http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MXGB)

[Gene genie]

PLEASE KEEP 'EM. i will be idolising , for sometime i guess, that they would be the sole item of clothing under your one piece leathers this summer, please keep 'em.:smt060

[Heed]

I'd certainly keep them.

[missyburd]

Tbf, it's free and it's underwear, silly question really Speedy :p

[Speedy Claire]

lol... ok have been convinced that the right thing to do is to keep them. Not sure I`ll ever wear them, in fact am not too sure which way round they go as the label is either in the wrong place or it`s a back to front thong!!!

[Paws]

its a kinda back to front thong...more like a g-string...
guys you can use you imagination about how id know that ;)

[600+]

keep and use them in the Blackpool NW tour ;)

[Baph]

its a kinda back to front thong...more like a g-string...
guys you can use you imagination about how id know that ;)
Hmmm.....


Nope, still no idea. Demo. Please. :D

[yorkie_chris]

Thread ... worthless ... pics :-P

[Gene genie]

'not sure you'll ever wear them' oh no no no, you can't dangle a carrot like that and not see it through, we all want photographic proof that you have in deed worn them, eh lads?:smt045lol... ok have been convinced that the right thing to do is to keep them. Not sure I`ll ever wear them, in fact am not too sure which way round they go as the label is either in the wrong place or it`s a back to front thong!!!

[Defender]

'not sure you'll ever wear them' oh no no no, you can't dangle a carrot like that and not see it through, we all want photographic proof that you have in deed worn them, eh lads?:smt045

Pics - Pics - Pics - Pics

;)

[Blue_SV650S]

Pics - Pics - Pics - Pics

;)

I don't think that'll happen any time soon, she'd have to tackle the panty moustache problem first ... and the strimmers playing up! :mrgreen:

[Jdubya]

guys you can use you imagination about how id know that ;)

No thanks...

[Blue_SV650S]

No thanks...


Oh my, that is a hostile response ... has Paws gone out of favour or summin?? :( ... 6 months ago and a comment like that would have caused a frenzy of smut!! :smt083 :D

I suppose she is getting on a bit now .. . . ... .















throws in match ... :D

[Luckypants]

Oh my, that is a hostile response ... has Paws gone out of favour or summin?? :( ... 6 months ago and a comment like that would have caused a frenzy of smut!! :smt083 :D

I suppose she is getting on a bit now .. . . ... .
:winner:

[yorkie_chris]

throws in match ... :D


Light fuse, and retire to a safe distance... :-P

[Speedy Claire]

HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!


There seems to be a number of people asking for photographs so I think that as we have someone who admits to "owning" these knickers I should mail them to him and demand he pose for a photo whilst modelling them!!!

Mr Donal.. i look forward to receiving your address in order to mail them :D

[Speedy Claire]

I don't think that'll happen any time soon, she'd have to tackle the panty moustache problem first ... and the strimmers playing up! :mrgreen:


Oi... nothing wrong with my strimmer lol

[chris8886]

I don't think that'll happen any time soon, she'd have to tackle the panty moustache problem first ... and the strimmers playing up! :mrgreen:

hang on....


just picking.....

myself up.....

off...

the floor!!!

PSML!! :smt079

[chris8886]

Oi... nothing wrong with my strimmer lol

oooh, can we have pictures of that?











shall i get my coat? :smt047

[Rog]

I think the knickers in question should be destroyed to stop all this terrible smut. Speedy Claire should try them on first to ensure that they are not for her and then send them to me for destroying. No need to wash them if they are going to be destroyed ;)


(note to self fettishes should not be shared with the community)

[missyburd]

Look what appeared on facebook just now, look familiar?!

(I know this is really sad of me, but am bored and thought this was a funny coincidence :p)



http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6361/picture1oo4.png

[Speedy Claire]

ha ha ha ha ha.......... thats the ones!!!! the very same :D

[Lozzo]

ha ha ha ha ha.......... thats the ones!!!! the very same :D

To be perfectly honest, they look horribly tacky.

[missyburd]

To be perfectly honest, they look horribly tacky.

They're a 'free' gift from a mag, did you honestly expect more??? :p

[Draper]

i like this thread

[Speedy Claire]

To be perfectly honest, they look horribly tacky.


yes they are!!

[Speedy Claire]

i like this thread


Well not many threads in those knickers!! lmao

[Draper]

Well not many threads in those knickers!! lmao

lol very quick witted there!


but tacky? what say you lads, i wouldn't mind abit of those.... not for myself though obviously :smt101

[dizzyblonde]

Freeeeeeee..........lol now I know why they were so sparing with the material. Theres free by mistake but freeeeeee???

lol they're still cheesewire;)

[dirtydog]

To be perfectly honest, they look horribly tacky.




but tacky? what say you lads, i wouldn't mind abit of those.... not for myself though obviously :smt101


I agree with lozzo

[Lozzo]

lol very quick witted there!


but tacky? what say you lads, i wouldn't mind abit of those.... not for myself though obviously :smt101

They look like the sort of thing a cheap hooker would wear if she could be bothered with them.

[Lozzo]

I agree with lozzo

You have impeccable taste, my man.

[yorkie_chris]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/glynmitch/305.gif

Much better

[Warthog]

Whoa!

[Blue_SV650S]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/glynmitch/305.gif



Gotta admit, that is mesmerising!! :D ... where does all that PVC/latex go!?!? :scratch: :D

As for the knicks being cheap/free/tacky ... to be fair boys (including you Lozzo) if a fairly attractive lady came up to you wearing those saying "take me now big-boy" ... its not like you would turn her away coz they didn't cost much is it ;)

As for speedy, it'd either be those or one of her collection of granny knicks ... I'd be more pleased if she showed up in those, wouldn't you?!!! :D

[Stu]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/glynmitch/305.gif

Much better
http://www.morningstar.nildram.co.uk/ibtl.jpg
:D Phew sure is hot today

[Speedy Claire]

As for speedy, it'd either be those or one of her collection of granny knicks ... I'd be more pleased if she showed up in those, wouldn't you?!!! :D


oi... i don`t have any "granny knickers"" !!! :(

[Blue_SV650S]

oi... i don`t have any "granny knickers"" !!! :(

Hummm .... so on a quiet evening in with a tub of haagen-dazs and an old movie what do you wear?!!? ... you got some old comfy ones I am sure!! ;) ... you wouldn't wear cheesewire for that surely?!!? :scratch:

[Speedy Claire]

I would just wear my pyjama`s :D

[Lozzo]

Hummm .... so on a quiet evening in with a tub of haagen-dazs and an old movie what do you wear?!!? ... you got some old comfy ones I am sure!! ;) ... you wouldn't wear cheesewire for that surely?!!? :scratch:

Most girls I know just throw a pair of trackie bottoms on with zilch underneath if they're slobbing out with a tub of ice cream and a good film.

[Blue_SV650S]

Most girls I know just throw a pair of trackie bottoms on with zilch underneath if they're slobbing out with a tub of ice cream and a good film.

Sounds like you have carnal knowledge of Speedy!! :lol:

Is there something you are not telling us guys?!!? :D

[SoulKiss]

Most girls I know just throw a pair of trackie bottoms on with zilch underneath if they're slobbing out with a tub of ice cream and a good film.

Is that before or after they do their homework........ (Uni of course :P)

[Lozzo]

Is that before or after they do their homework........ (Uni of course :P)

Easy now, I could get the wrong sort of reputation. :D

[SoulKiss]

Easy now, I could get the wrong sort of reputation. :D

I think it was too late for THAT caution a LONG while ago :P

[Lozzo]

Sounds like you have carnal knowledge of Speedy!! :lol:

Is there something you are not telling us guys?!!? :D

Claire and I have never even met, let alone had carnal knowledge of each other.

Anyway, so what if we had, would it make your life any better or worse? :D

[Lozzo]

I think it was too late for THAT caution a LONG while ago :P


GPWM

[Blue_SV650S]

Claire and I have never even met, let alone had carnal knowledge of each other.

Anyway, so what if we had, would it make your life any better or worse? :D

It'd make my life (or at least a few mins of it) funnier yes!! :D

"Speedy and Lozzo sitting in a corner" .. . .. . . :lol:

I can see Speedy is a little uncomfortable talking about her underwear ...

Anyone live near her and can go have a look on her washing line - scientific reasons obviously - to clear this important matter of granny knicks up once and for all!?!? :lol:

[chakraist]

This thread exemplifies my love for this forum.

[Grinch]

Send them to me, I'll model them for everyone to see, it might even be my mail. ;-)

[Blue_SV650S]

This thread exemplifies my love for this forum.

So your life on this forum is like Free knickers?!!? Or just the general bias toward talking goolies* all day?!? :lol:

*not used that word since school 8)

[Luckypants]

I would just wear my pyjama`s :D

'Commando Claire' strikes again :smt077

[Speedy Claire]

It'd make my life (or at least a few mins of it) funnier yes!! :D

"Speedy and Lozzo sitting in a corner" .. . .. . . :lol:

I can see Speedy is a little uncomfortable talking about her underwear ...

Anyone live near her and can go have a look on her washing line - scientific reasons obviously - to clear this important matter of granny knicks up once and for all!?!? :lol:


I don`t mind talking knickers... was just doing a bit of work before i go home lol

My sidegate is locked from the inside, I have a high wall surrounding my house.. my washing line is inaccessible thus my knickers are safe :D

[Speedy Claire]

'Commando Claire' strikes again :smt077


OI!!!! :smt075

[Luckypants]

OI!!!! :smt075

:-dd

[Grinch]

No one wants me to model them then?

[Blue_SV650S]

No one wants me to model them then?

Grinch, you will just have to accept that no one wants to see your hairy butt-crack and saggy ball-sack emanating from a pair of skimpy girly knickers ... :shock:

That kind of mental scaring is not even worth it for the comedy factor!! :sick:

:lol:

[Grinch]

Grinch, you will just have to accept that no one wants to see your hairy butt-crack and saggy ball-sack emanating from a pair of skimpy girly knickers ... :shock:

That kind of mental scaring is not even worth it for the comedy factor!! :sick:

:lol:

Pmsl... not even a little bit, you know your curious realy

[Blue_SV650S]

Pmsl... not even a little bit, you know your curious realy


Dude, you posted pics of you nekkid - in a gimp mask and paraphernalia a while back ... haven't fully recovered from that even now!! :smt078 :D

Tell you what, have a back-sack-and-crack first and it might be worth the comical value then - as it'll be far less stomach churning than the prospect/image of gorilla boy in a thong!! :smt003