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hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 08:26 PM
first was wheelieing and 2nd was speeding.
aparently it took the guys 10 mins of blues and twos to catch me... was sitting at some lights and 3 panda cars came screaming up my **** and blocked me in.
just goes to show it doesnt take much to out run em... i was driving fast, but safely, not stupid fast, i even had a pillion on te back ffs!
got away both times :cool: 1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate, told me to slow down and be on my way, then 4 hours later, i had he whole police force after me :o they got called away on more important stuff :smt023 were going to do me for my plate and zaust though :rolleyes: dont know if they could have got me or speed... :???:
Welsh_Wizard
12-04-08, 08:40 PM
your SO cool.
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 08:43 PM
:cool: why thank you.
i honestly made ths thread to compare your experiencies on being stopped.
as long as your nice and polite i got away twice...
that and i have god like skillz coz the pohlice cant catch me.
putting on a bigger plate tommorow.
oh another thing, every single time i have been stopped (4 sperate occaions) one of the coppers said they ride a bike... yet today the guy was baffeled buy the disc lock in my pocket...
plowsie
12-04-08, 08:45 PM
Lucky stuff mate. Be careful, they will be **** hot on you now!
My what a hero you are...
Three Panda cars came past you at the lights and boxed you in? Of course they did mate....
And then you sprouted wings and flew away, and they were like "Hey look at that, a flying bike."
Give us a break :rolleyes:
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 09:02 PM
lol well i say boxed in, 2 pulled up behind me and the other stoped infront of me...
*:-$ it sounds cooler saying they boxed you in*
8-[
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 09:05 PM
that and i have god like skillz coz the pohlice cant catch me.
Not meaning to be offensive or anything :rolleyes:. .. but you sound like a complete c0ck.
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 09:08 PM
sarcasm isnt my strong point. im going to stop posting now...
obviously made myself look like a complete **** #-o
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 09:10 PM
To be fair though, I'm suprised they haven't pulled you up just for the sake of it, last picture I saw of your plate you needed reading glasses to make it out.
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 09:14 PM
last post.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8696/spa0188na5.jpg
Obviously a IAM member. Do you smell of wee or dog biscuits, perchance?
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 09:17 PM
Obviously asking for trouble!
How are you going to put a bigger plate on that?? :confused:
The one you have barely fits between those space shuttle booster rockets you have fitted on...
This is a wind up, right?
plowsie
12-04-08, 09:30 PM
I remember seeing that bike in post a while ago, dented tank or summit. Twin rene's are nice Needsy, they are not shuttle booster rockets, they are music to the ears.
I think the bloke understands what peeps are saying but couldn't give two sh1ts(I for one don't blme him!). Even if he is making it up a bit. Too long I have lived on thinking what people think of me, I got some not nice news that has upset me a little today and am now going to live life to the fullest. I now couldn't care if people value me as an overweight annoying to$$er, it just doesn't bother me anymore. Half lyfe, don't stop posting mate!
DanAbnormal
12-04-08, 09:39 PM
I think it's funny. :p
Er, but I don't condone this sort of behaviour.
Heavens no.;)
dizzyblonde
12-04-08, 09:41 PM
:cool: why thank you.
i honestly made ths thread to compare your experiencies on being stopped.
as long as your nice and polite i got away twice...
that and i have god like skillz coz the pohlice cant catch me.
putting on a bigger plate tommorow.
oh another thing, every single time i have been stopped (4 sperate occaions) one of the coppers said they ride a bike... yet today the guy was baffeled buy the disc lock in my pocket...
I am obviously far older and wiser than you because I have never been stopped by mr plod...even with race can on etc.....heres the secret....you don't get caught
last post.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8696/spa0188na5.jpg
Nice to see you have the bike back on the road, must say they are a nice set of cans,,,,,,complete numpty at your age for the combo with postage stamp you got there
first was wheelieing and 2nd was speeding.
aparently it took the guys 10 mins of blues and twos to catch me... was sitting at some lights and 3 panda cars came screaming up my **** and blocked me in.
just goes to show it doesnt take much to out run em... i was driving fast, but safely, not stupid fast, i even had a pillion on te back ffs!
got away both times :cool: 1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate, told me to slow down and be on my way, then 4 hours later, i had he whole police force after me :o they got called away on more important stuff :smt023 were going to do me for my plate and zaust though :rolleyes: dont know if they could have got me or speed... :???:
Still a silly young d!ck
sarcasm isnt my strong point. im going to stop posting now...
obviously made myself look like a complete **** #-o
You already have...and going on your signature look at me filling my helmet with milk and cereal.......well don't impress me.......
P.s you just rebuilt your bike because of oil starvation....????.....welll too many wheelies and you'll be back where you started...dead bike
I think it's funny. :p
Er, but I don't condone this sort of behaviour.
Heavens no.;)
Wonder why that might be:smt102
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 09:44 PM
Not meaning to be offensive or anything :rolleyes:. .. but you sound like a complete c0ck.
Still a silly young d!ck
And you sound like a condescending ar$e.
Have you considered going into teaching?
SoulKiss
12-04-08, 09:46 PM
I remember seeing that bike in post a while ago, dented tank or summit. Twin rene's are nice Needsy, they are not shuttle booster rockets, they are music to the ears.
I think the bloke understands what peeps are saying but couldn't give two sh1ts(I for one don't blme him!). Even if he is making it up a bit. Too long I have lived on thinking what people think of me, I got some not nice news that has upset me a little today and am now going to live life to the fullest. I now couldn't care if people value me as an overweight annoying to$$er, it just doesn't bother me anymore. Half lyfe, don't stop posting mate!
Welcome to the overweight annoying to$$er club :)
Just be you Mr Plowsie - not much wrong with you :P
dizzyblonde
12-04-08, 09:47 PM
And you sound like a condescending ar$e.
Have you considered going into teaching?
So what, me dear, and yes I have....English...or a psychologist..have to wait til Im Indoors has finished first
I never thought of using $ as an 'S'
Thanks Chris :D
It's all b0ll0cks tbh.
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 09:51 PM
So what, me dear,
There are better ways to give what is basically good advice without any hint of "Now children this is how things are done because I know best, now do 50 lines and off to bed with you with no dessert" :-P
But just to take the pi$$ .... have we found TNATF?
http://www.mcnninjas.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=15472.0
Teehee
Damn you lot are a bunch of killjoys. I'm beginning to remember why i stopped posting on here.
ArtyLady
12-04-08, 10:00 PM
first was wheelieing and 2nd was speeding.
aparently it took the guys 10 mins of blues and twos to catch me... was sitting at some lights and 3 panda cars came screaming up my **** and blocked me in.
just goes to show it doesnt take much to out run em... i was driving fast, but safely, not stupid fast, i even had a pillion on te back ffs!
got away both times :cool: 1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate, told me to slow down and be on my way, then 4 hours later, i had he whole police force after me :o they got called away on more important stuff :smt023 were going to do me for my plate and zaust though :rolleyes: dont know if they could have got me or speed... :???:
I dont know if this is a wind up or not hlaf_lyfe but made me LMAO for the first time today :lol: (if it is true then be careful please like a good boy!)
dizzyblonde
12-04-08, 10:00 PM
There are better ways to give what is basically good advice without any hint of "Now children this is how things are done because I know best, now do 50 lines and off to bed with you with no dessert"
Maybe there is, but, when you have a partner thats had titianium plates holding his leg on for 10 yrsf rom 19 yrs old this sorta stuff....well just makes me want to slap someone.......
I think the writer of this thread should think carefully about bragging in public......
and just for today I don't give a nats fart about sounding like a conescending pirock either.....
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 10:18 PM
i like to rag the bike and show off, but i know the rate im going ill lose me license. me thinks ive got to slow down on the commute and save the naughty rideing for when i put the smaller plate back on...
just out of intrest. do panda cars have cameras in them?
Tim in Belgium
12-04-08, 10:19 PM
You went fast on a motorbike, and at one stage the front wheel came up, it was all done so responsibly that when the police stopped you for the afore mentioned actions they didn't prosecute you. God forbid anyone else on this site doing the same ;)
Luckily I stick to 5mph below the speed limit at all times and keep both wheels firmly on the floor.
Nah they don't... yet.
Possibly.
But it's you against the professional Police witness if it ends up in court.
21QUEST
12-04-08, 10:21 PM
Jesu Christy!!!! looks like the 'Humour by-pass' surgeons were on over-time today :???: ;)
Damn you lot are a bunch of killjoys. I'm beginning to remember why i stopped posting on here.
+1
Ben
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 10:21 PM
i was thinking more along the lines of they cant zoom in to get my place if they cant keep up
21QUEST
12-04-08, 10:22 PM
You went fast on a motorbike, and at one stage the front wheel came up, it was all done so responsibly that when the police stopped you for the afore mentioned actions they didn't prosecute you. God forbid anyone else on this site doing the same ;)
Luckily I stick to 5mph below the speed limit at all times and keep both wheels firmly on the floor.
Tim, you crack me up....worse thing is, every single time, I almost fall for it :mrgreen: :D
Ben
plowsie
12-04-08, 10:22 PM
Taken whilst stopped mate, they will just keep an eye out for you!
plowsie
12-04-08, 10:23 PM
Tim, you crack me up....worse thing is, every single time, I almost fall for it :mrgreen: :D
Ben
You telling me that he was jokin? I was gonna say :lol:
yorkie_chris
12-04-08, 10:27 PM
Damn you lot are a bunch of killjoys. I'm beginning to remember why i stopped posting on here.
Only me who finds an arguement funny then hehe
chakraist
12-04-08, 10:31 PM
lol at this thread in general. Mainly because of the tiny tiny plate which made me laugh more than anything else, I think if I was an officer I would let you off for sheer gall, gotta love it!
Tim in Belgium
12-04-08, 10:43 PM
last post.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8696/spa0188na5.jpg
... tiny tiny plate which made me laugh more than anything else,....
Copper: Why is your plate so small?
Half Lyfe: The heat from my baffled exhuasts must have shrunk it.
hlaf_lyfe
12-04-08, 10:47 PM
copper: 'mate thats a **** take *laughing*, ive got buisness cards bigger than that.'
they thought i didn't have one on.
ThEGr33k
12-04-08, 11:06 PM
Not meaning to be offensive or anything :rolleyes:. .. but you sound like a complete c0ck.
I think he was taking the pi$$ there... :p
sarcasm isnt my strong point. im going to stop posting now...
obviously made myself look like a complete **** #-o
I got it. Wow looking at what you put Im wondering what people think to me since I think I write my posts similar to you... :confused:
I think the bloke understands what peeps are saying but couldn't give two sh1ts(I for one don't blme him!). Even if he is making it up a bit. Too long I have lived on thinking what people think of me, I got some not nice news that has upset me a little today and am now going to live life to the fullest. I now couldn't care if people value me as an overweight annoying to$$er, it just doesn't bother me anymore. Half lyfe, don't stop posting mate!
Woo hoo. I hate you Plowsie with all my heart! ;) :p. Ha ha. Indeed, you have learnt a VERY important lesson there! :D
Damn you lot are a bunch of killjoys. I'm beginning to remember why i stopped posting on here.
Indeed. Im hoping they were joking about. I found this to be a comedy thread.
You went fast on a motorbike, and at one stage the front wheel came up, it was all done so responsibly that when the police stopped you for the afore mentioned actions they didn't prosecute you. God forbid anyone else on this site doing the same ;)
Luckily I stick to 5mph below the speed limit at all times and keep both wheels firmly on the floor.
Wow. So it wasnt you I went out on the rides with then? :rolleyes: :D
copper: 'mate thats a **** take *laughing*, ive got buisness cards bigger than that.'
they thought i didn't have one on.
Man that cant be real! WOW. Thats MENTAL!
:D I guess if you gonna have a small plate ..... then have a REAL small plate
Its all well n good mate, but trust me, when you looking at losing your license it all seems a little less funny :rolleyes:
Be safe .... and have fun ;)
Oh, maybe you want to delete your actual number off the photo ?
Bluepete
13-04-08, 08:26 AM
New Panda cars in M'cr have cameras recording digital vid.
HTH.
Pete.
DanAbnormal
13-04-08, 09:48 AM
I found this whole thread very amusing. Hlaf Lyfe has cheered me right up from what has been a very miserable few days. Some poeple need to realise that there are many different sorts of people on here and it makes the whole experience richer for it. All I would say Mr hlaf lyfe is whatever you do don't kill yourself. Other than that dude, have fun. :D
husky03
13-04-08, 09:56 AM
Good luck to you mate-you know what your doing and its up to you-but if your selling your bike and still ragging it how do you expect anyone to buy it?(i'm making the assumption that it is your bike on ebay?-or theres a copy of your bike on there)-
safe riding dude
husky
Alpinestarhero
13-04-08, 10:08 AM
your SO cool.
seconded, what a dude
sv-robo
13-04-08, 11:04 AM
first was wheelieing and 2nd was speeding.
aparently it took the guys 10 mins of blues and twos to catch me... was sitting at some lights and 3 panda cars came screaming up my **** and blocked me in.
just goes to show it doesnt take much to out run em... i was driving fast, but safely, not stupid fast, i even had a pillion on te back ffs!
got away both times :cool: 1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate, told me to slow down and be on my way, then 4 hours later, i had he whole police force after me :o they got called away on more important stuff :smt023 were going to do me for my plate and zaust though :rolleyes: dont know if they could have got me or speed... :???:
If the above is true...then fair play to ya
But somehow the word jackanory springs to mind.;)
ThEGr33k
13-04-08, 01:21 PM
I found this whole thread very amusing. Hlaf Lyfe has cheered me right up from what has been a very miserable few days. Some poeple need to realise that there are many different sorts of people on here and it makes the whole experience richer for it. All I would say Mr hlaf lyfe is whatever you do don't kill yourself. Other than that dude, have fun. :D
+1 :notworthy:
jumjum_0214
13-04-08, 01:46 PM
You deserve to get potted..... ****.
ThEGr33k
13-04-08, 01:52 PM
You deserve to get potted..... ****.
Get what. Man why are people sooo nasty. I honestly didnt think people were like that here.
Glad the Pennine massive lot are chilled out... :D
Fizzy Fish
13-04-08, 01:57 PM
and there was me thinking that this thread was gonna be about hlaf lyfe's success with the ladies (or gents?!) - I feel cheated!
chris8886
13-04-08, 02:32 PM
i love that numberplate!! wouldn't have one that small myself, but this thread has made me laugh a lot.
ranathari
13-04-08, 02:37 PM
Problem is that people who ride like ****s just make life harder for the rest of us because we all get tarred with the same brush. Save the crap for the track or empty roads - why do it when other people are around?
kwak zzr
13-04-08, 03:24 PM
someone we know has a customized bandit 12 with zx6 rear end with plate like that right down by the monoshock, he said hes never been pulled with it.
Shellywoozle
13-04-08, 03:33 PM
Well I like small plates on bikes but this is a tad too small.
What happens when ya bike gets nicked, ANPR stands no chance of finding it as the cameras won't pick it up. Legal (ish) numberplates have their advantages, and now ya gonna say it'll never get nicked.
Boys and toys hey !! Bring on the proper men :smt110 lol
hlaf_lyfe
13-04-08, 03:54 PM
Well I like small plates on bikes but this is a tad too small.
What happens when ya bike gets nicked, ANPR stands no chance of finding it as the cameras won't pick it up. Legal (ish) numberplates have their advantages, and now ya gonna say it'll never get nicked.
Boys and toys hey !! Bring on the proper men :smt110 lol
:rolleyes: and you dont think they'll change the plate if there not guna break it?
Malfunctioning-eddie
13-04-08, 04:06 PM
Well I like small plates on bikes but this is a tad too small.
are you trying to tell us that size DOES matter?
Shellywoozle
13-04-08, 04:09 PM
:rolleyes: and you dont think they'll change the plate if there not guna break it?
Yeah but as soon as it is nicked they don't think oh gotta change the plate, they will get on and ride the damn thing, which is when ANPR could pick up the plate.
I am talking from experience of looking for stolen bikes, ANPR info is downloaded each day and you can see where and when what number plates go thru it.
There are the odd DUMB thief that will just ride around all day on a stolen bike, you'd be amazed in how dumb ya average thief is. Still you keep ya small plate, you sound like you are into teasing the local Police. Sure they will know you and get fed up and when they finally do catch up with you they will come down like a ton of bricks.
I don't know you and sure ya an OK guy but you make us leagl riders look bad !!
Sorry I don't usually rant but hey felt the urge
dizzyblonde
13-04-08, 06:36 PM
Move to France,...then you can ride past the police and they won't bother you with you weeny plate....my best mate is a resident and I believe hers and her husbands are probably smaller than yours.....lol....perfectly legal there apparently
beaniebikerbabe
13-04-08, 06:42 PM
well no need to worry about my plate then if u can get away with that one lol
muffles
13-04-08, 08:00 PM
Taken from another site (you're not alone!):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/lllN30lll/picture-00202.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/lllN30lll/piccy-0523.jpg
yorkie_chris
13-04-08, 08:46 PM
Looks like someones been doing burnouts in the first pic.
lukemillar
14-04-08, 04:10 AM
Move to France,...then you can ride past the police and they won't bother you with you weeny plate....my best mate is a resident and I believe hers and her husbands are probably smaller than yours.....lol....perfectly legal there apparently
Or move to OZ, where the legal plate is weeny anyway! :p
beaniebikerbabe
14-04-08, 06:34 AM
I remember seeing that bike in post a while ago, dented tank or summit. Twin rene's are nice Needsy, they are not shuttle booster rockets, they are music to the ears.
I think the bloke understands what peeps are saying but couldn't give two sh1ts(I for one don't blme him!). Even if he is making it up a bit. Too long I have lived on thinking what people think of me, I got some not nice news that has upset me a little today and am now going to live life to the fullest. I now couldn't care if people value me as an overweight annoying to$$er, it just doesn't bother me anymore. Half lyfe, don't stop posting mate!
:eek: well said totally agree!!!!!
Steve_God
14-04-08, 09:00 AM
1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate
Did you not have any toast with the pate?? :jocolor:
1st time i got searched for drugs and told about my pate
Did you not have any toast with the pate?? :jocolor:
Its his bald pate like a monk not his p?t?. (the first ? is an a with a roof and the second ? is a with an accent)
This thread has cheered me up, thats for sure.
Professor
14-04-08, 04:44 PM
Rispek, hlaf_lyfe!:notworthy:
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