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tigersaw
17-04-08, 11:27 AM
sent or received?
good point!!
last text message received.
dunno if da mods can change that for me!!
Hello big boy, your such a stud...
Luckypants
17-04-08, 11:34 AM
Hello big boy, your such a stud...
you said you wouldn't tell.... :smt010
Not sure if I should post this or not, but hey...
"How u doin? Know how long you're gonna b?"
you said you wouldn't tell.... :smt010
I said I wouldn't tell my wife...
Speedy Claire
17-04-08, 11:37 AM
Am still trying to work out how to use my new phone, only arrived this morning... hang on, where`s messages?
One from a mate saying "Hey how`s the tusk"
Interpreted it means how`s your face cos I had minor surgery yesterday on my gum and 8 stitches later my face looks like someone`s shoved a football under my cheek....... i look deformed :(
Speedy Claire
17-04-08, 11:38 AM
Am still trying to work out how to use my new phone, only arrived this morning... hang on, where`s messages?
One from a mate saying "Hey how`s the tusk"
Interpreted it means how`s your face cos I had minor surgery yesterday on my gum and 8 stitches later my face looks like someone`s shoved a football under my cheek....... i look deformed :(
Next message said "you always look deformed"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm playing with a large pair of hooters. Cheers mate, they're great"
wyrdness
17-04-08, 11:41 AM
Mine's a goodnight text from Mrs Wyrdness, who's visiting her parents for a few days. It's far too soppy to be repeated here.
Message recieved at 11:49am
Sing to the tune of the Adams Family:
"Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
Your Shannons family"
:D
My hairdressers confirming my appointment for saturday...
Woohyay. Living the high life me.
:smt041
Alright mate. Gym tonight? 6pm?
I replied 'Yes'.
I like text messages that get to the point!
Dudette
17-04-08, 12:13 PM
Me sending to husband: Can my ex take up our last place for Le Mans in June.........
Received: ...........................absolutely nothing ...........taking that as a no :-)
colinsv25
17-04-08, 12:19 PM
my missus explainin to me that the roads wont be busy around 5'ish:-s, and i'd ave fun if i went on the bike.
no traffic my ar!e its soddin rush hour
tigersaw
17-04-08, 12:20 PM
Just checked in at the airport, had excess baggage, that bird was at the desk, very brown! Had a chat! 2nd take, she's not for me!!
PAPPACLART
17-04-08, 12:26 PM
you name a time and day and he will be there soon as poss please
it was a text from Verna containg lots of expletives about her work and the people there.
if you want to live, follow me
plowsie
17-04-08, 01:10 PM
Well you can't cuz were going to Silverstone and will have to follow your mum and dad. Also you can't go fast cuz we will have to stick with them. Miss you. Love you lots x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
My reply: We'll lose them in traffic...Love you more x x x x x x x x x x x
Well you can't cuz were going to Silverstone and will have to follow your mum and dad. Also you can't go fast cuz we will have to stick with them. Miss you. Love you lots x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
My reply: We'll lose them in traffic...Love you more x x x x x x x x x x x
That from Hovis????
plowsie
17-04-08, 01:50 PM
That from Hovis????
Afraid not :( he never texts me :( feel rejected :smt073
rictus01
17-04-08, 02:03 PM
"Hiya,how's the leg? Do you have a spare sv lhs fairing panel?"
Cheers Mark.
plowsie
17-04-08, 02:04 PM
"Hiya,how's the leg? Do you have a spare sv lhs fairing panel?"
Cheers Mark.
Who was that lol?
rictus01
17-04-08, 02:08 PM
Who was that lol?
Not what you think, gaffa tape just finally gave out is all.
Cheers Mark.
You're a ****. Die, DIE.
So all sweetness and light in the Scoobs household.
If it wasn't for the pussy, men would throw stones at women.
Not what you think, gaffa tape just finally gave out is all.
Cheers Mark.
Yep there is a lot of gaff tape on that pannel.
Ok, my real last text was from Jax.
Yup, :-) Xx
one from my husband asking if i mind if he invites his mates over tonight
You're a ****. Die, DIE.
So all sweetness and light in the Scoobs household.
If it wasn't for the pussy, men would throw stones at women.Keith playing hard to get again
something about being shot....
Falcs last text
"Not if you want to live my dear, you have man stuff to do...Lots of love T"
:lol:
Falcs last text
"Not if you want to live my dear, you have man stuff to do...Lots of love T"
:lol:
absolutely right especially as he's swanning off to france next week:D
something about being shot....
must of upset someone pretty bad Mr D
it was a text from Verna containg lots of expletives about her work and the people there.
not surprised and i don't know how she sticks it
gettin2dizzy
17-04-08, 02:36 PM
'No, he's married anyway'
must of upset someone pretty bad Mr D
i think it was somebody flirting with me....never can tell on text :D
Kate Moss
17-04-08, 02:44 PM
Mine -
****ing love you knob head
from Phil
Voicemail has one new message(s). Please dial 121
I'm such a disappointment. The voicemail was even more of a disappointment:
"Can you please give Alan Les's number for next week? Thanks. Bye"
I have a new blackberry today after I broke my last one within 24 hours of receiving it......
"In frog... What're you like? :-) :p hehe i love you XxX"
:)
slark01
17-04-08, 03:35 PM
" whaaaaaattttt! no way, really? "
Message recieved @ 16:30
"2 hours n counting big boy xx"
Hate it when stretchie texts me like that, makes me feel so cheap :D
getyerkneedown
17-04-08, 03:56 PM
Last message recieved was at 12.07pm today:
":) good luck with that i got a car now too so more mobile woohoo lol afternoons often good and always finish at 2 on a friday :)"
It's from my friend Sarah about going climbing sometime this week....
Sorite. Did it hurt? How duz it look? X x
Sorite. Did it hurt? How duz it look? X x
brazilian or hollywood?
brazilian or hollywood?
that would be telling ;)
but wrong subject area!!! :p
14 Apr 2008 12:56
I'll be thinking of you this afternoon. Give Mark a good farewell. And a hug for you x
Iansv II
17-04-08, 04:33 PM
"I just didn't know what to say to that"
:smt040
Alpinestarhero
17-04-08, 04:40 PM
14 Apr 2008 12:56
I'll be thinking of you this afternoon. Give Mark a good farewell. And a hug for you x
And I'm sure you guys did :)
My last text was received just now, maria telling me shes on the way home from the gym:
"Im kummin home now baby, tbxXx"
Matt
Balddood
17-04-08, 04:49 PM
You're a ****. Die, DIE.
So all sweetness and light in the Scoobs household.
If it wasn't for the pussy, men would throw stones at women.
I feel the love, brother :D. As part of my newly found mindreading skills, i take it you are not the flavour of the month to this woman then? Keep yer chin up high and yer pecker up even higher, F*** em if they can't take a joke :P
Mammmmm....! ME Biscuits in me Brew..
Gordon B
17-04-08, 04:56 PM
"So, can you play tonight?"
It would appear the office footie team is down a player.
Its raining so I'm, erm, otherwise engaged....
Hi needs training in the 3rd degree.Lol.Bit of a low in his life at the mo. Nice of Mike and Jane. How you feeling? Tired? Pete xx
4.28 pm.
"Bike broken into. Man attempting to fix. I'll tell him once he's fixed it that I have no Hungarian FLoens to pay him"
leemole
17-04-08, 06:24 PM
" are you home for tea love mum x " :)
Miss Alpinestarhero
17-04-08, 06:32 PM
"ok angel :-D love you! xXx"
Maria
"You can throw paint at a wall better than me, can you come and help me paint my set?"
From my best mate who is in her final year of her degree in Theatrical Set and Costume Design... her final project has been to write, direct and design her own play.
The previous one to that was "Daz was missing you today and sulking over his dinner." Awwwww - mushy... sadly 'Daz' is a horse. :roll:
plowsie
18-04-08, 08:27 PM
"So is it dead or just sick?"
DoubleD
18-04-08, 08:45 PM
"I have got proper deli belly and it is coming out of both ends as water at the same time"
from my brother who is in Thialand (SP)
Speedy Claire
19-04-08, 07:42 AM
"Hope the swelling goes down and so sorry you can`t make the course, look after yourself".........
have had to cancel bikesafe course this weekend cos minor surgery on my gum mid week has left me with half a face like a rugby ball, thanks to an infection provided free of charge by our wonderful NHS :(
From my ex;
"I'm trying to sleep but have recurring images of you doing naked Max Wall impressions around Brands paddock....why did you have do that, it's not helping"
It doesn't help because she actually saw it for real.
dissuade
19-04-08, 01:08 PM
"MJ did you get home ok? I had to leave early because I was too wasted. Tell me the gossip."
I love drunken student nights out.
yorkie_chris
19-04-08, 09:37 PM
"dunno, we get ours from orient express"
chakraist
19-04-08, 09:41 PM
"MJ did you get home ok? I had to leave early because I was too wasted. Tell me the gossip."
I love drunken student nights out.
Hell yeah!
Scoobylou
19-04-08, 11:20 PM
" omg they are all idiots, nothing better to gossip about... its funny they would say that about us though".
from my mate Jo.. :D
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