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Kate Moss
17-04-08, 02:38 PM
We are fab!
SoulKiss
17-04-08, 02:42 PM
Well I much prefer them to men
They have such interesting bumps in such interesting places.
i prefer dogs... of the four legged variety i hasen to add
Why so much grief?
this is a new word to me...please explain more!!! :p
Can't live with them, can't kill them :(
i prefer dogs... of the four legged variety i hasen to add
you loik dags?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20010119/snatch19.jpg
Can't live with them......
That's exactly what I'm thinking of doing. NOT living with them that is. Too much bloody aggro.
Speedy Claire
17-04-08, 03:02 PM
We`re lovely.......
a) we smell nice
b) we always do thoughtful things for our man
c) we can iron
d) we`re nice to cuddle up to
e) we`re kind and caring
f) we can multi task
g) erm.... i`ll get back to you am gonna think of some more
Alpinestarhero
17-04-08, 03:02 PM
Dunno what I'd do without them. Mum taught me to swim, taught me to cook, taught me to be tidy, taught me not to backchat, taught me to be nice, taught me to bloody hurry up and make a desicion or we're going home and I'm not having any new trainers
Maria supports me and keeps me going and is always there for me and i love her and she loves me and everything :D
Matt
Blah, blah
Stuff and nonscense
Yeah......, but what have women ever done for us?
We`re lovely.......
a) we smell nice
b) we always do thoughtful things for our man
c) we can iron
d) we`re nice to cuddle up to
e) we`re kind and caring
f) we can multi task
g) erm.... i`ll get back to you am gonna think of some more
and what do we get in return? in my case nowt the honeymoon is over
missyburd
17-04-08, 03:06 PM
Yeah......, but what have women ever done for us?
If it wasn't for one you wouldn't be here.
Yeah......, but what have women ever done for us?
Has your mrs never been on top? :rolleyes:
Speedy Claire
17-04-08, 03:06 PM
Yeah......, but what have women ever done for us?
Gave birth to you?? :D
If it wasn't for one you wouldn't be here.
I'm sure someone else played a part somewhere along the lines too though :p
Gave birth to you?? :D
And for that all women should be eternally gratefull.
That's exactly what I'm thinking of doing. NOT living with them that is. Too much bloody aggro.
go ghey. you know it makes sense
secks is a pain in the ar se tho....
Women as we know them originated outside of this planet Earth. They are the subject of astrobiology, and its existence remains hypothetical. There is no credible evidence of women that have been widely accepted by the scientific community.
There are several hypotheses regarding the origin of women. One proposes that its emergence occurred independently, in different places in the universe. An alternative hypothesis is panspermia, which holds that life emerging in one location then spreads between habitable planets. These two hypotheses are not mutually exclusive. The study and theorization of women is known as astrobiology, exobiology or xenobiology. Speculative forms of women range from sapient beings to life at the scale of bacteria.
missyburd
17-04-08, 03:10 PM
I'm sure someone else played a part somewhere along the lines too though :p
9 months gestation and post parental care I would assume, quite a big commitment, not reeeeeeally one a chap could manage on his own :D
9 months gestation and post parental care I would assume, quite a big commitment, not reeeeeeally one a chap could manage on his own :D
Me, me, me.....!
:wink:
That's exactly what I'm thinking of doing. NOT living with them that is. Too much bloody aggro.
Precisely my opinion of men.
I. Just. Can't. Be. Arsed.
Single, not bothering with men and loving it.
p.s. I recommend everyone tries it...
:lol:
go on then Scoobs whats happened?
i'm glad i work were i do (some of the time) its mostly men and you don't get the bitchy women like you do in most offices
go on then Scoobs whats happened?
You know what? I really have absolutely no idea. Spent the weekend just gone in Paris (her idea, so she "shouldn't" have been expecting anything). Got back Tuesday, didn't see her last night, text today.......calling me a sh?t.
WTF?
How YOU doin'...?
:lol:
Really, you should take your own advice and just not bother with any of it. Gives you full rein to be purely selfish. :thumbsup:
(With the exception of family commitments, obviously)
You know what? I really have absolutely no idea. Spent the weekend just gone in Paris (her idea, so she "shouldn't" have been expecting anything). Got back Tuesday, didn't see her last night, text today.......calling me a sh?t.
WTF?
your right Women - i don't get that either
Ping is right don't bother with us
Really, you should take your own advice and just not bother with any of it. Gives you full rein to be purely selfish. :thumbsup:
(With the exception of family commitments, obviously)
Sounds like a plan (wo)man.
You know what? I really have absolutely no idea. Spent the weekend just gone in Paris (her idea, so she "shouldn't" have been expecting anything). Got back Tuesday, didn't see her last night, text today.......calling me a sh?t.
WTF?
:lol: Ah, I see. You've skipped straight to the 'full reign to be purely selfish' bit. :lol:
;)
Iansv II
17-04-08, 03:22 PM
:lol:
Really, you should take your own advice and just not bother with any of it. Gives you full rein to be purely selfish. :thumbsup:
(With the exception of family commitments, obviously)
QFE, QFT !! :smt041
:lol: Ah, I see. You've skipped straight to the 'full reign to be purely selfish' bit. :lol:
;)
I figured I'd make the journey as short as possible.
I figured I'd make the journey as short as possible.
Oh wait... was it just you in Paris or was she there too? :lol:
Oh wait... was it just you in Paris or was she there too? :lol:
I'll check my photos to see if she is in any. I think she was with me though.
I'll check my photos to see if she is in any. I think she was with me though.
Ah right, I won't be retracting my last comment then. :lol:
Still, drop out of the meat market and actually do whatever the hell you want to do.
:)
slark01
17-04-08, 03:33 PM
Nothing wrong with women they are just alien to us men. Just like men are alien to women, however both do have one common trait they both bitch about each other.
If you look hard enough I think there are some other traits that both sexes have....unsure what though:confused:.
Still, drop out of the meat market and actually do whatever the hell you want to do.
Apply my meat to the market...! :shock: :wink:
Apply my meat to the market...! :shock: :wink:
rofl!
:lol:
Oi! Oi!!
:wink:
As I said previously, I can't be bovvured, innit.
:mrgreen:
As I said previously, I can't be bovvured, innit.
:mrgreen:
That was a playful wink, not a get your kit off and come to bed wink.
Geez!
Playful :wink:
That was a playful wink, not a get your kit off and come to bed wink.
Geez!
Playful :wink:
As I said previously, I can't be bovvured, innit.
:smt077
_Stretchie_
17-04-08, 03:52 PM
Yeah Ping....
Play along ; )
I like cake... does that help?
Wayluya
17-04-08, 04:01 PM
Mmmmmm...........Women ;)
We`re lovely.......
a) we smell nice - Yes
b) we always do thoughtful things for our man - Bllx
c) we can iron - Bllx you can't
d) we`re nice to cuddle up to - Yes
e) we`re kind and caring - Bllx
f) we can multi task - So you think cheating's OK then?
g) erm.... i`ll get back to you am gonna think of some more.
timwilky
17-04-08, 04:18 PM
Please don't tell me you booked her romantic visit to Paris on her credit card. Class
Luckypants
17-04-08, 04:20 PM
Please don't tell me you booked her romantic visit to Paris on her credit card. Class
:notworthy:
Speedy Claire
17-04-08, 04:39 PM
Oi.... you`re not supposed to tar everyone with the same brush Stu, some nice men/women out there!
Class
Scoobs and Class in the same sentance.......shurly shome mishtake.
Yes. Bit random, women. Mine has taken the kids on a holiday to a caravan near Polperro. She's with a mate and her kids...Frankly, they're welcome to it. I'm at work anyways. So I've got the house to myself and I have to say it really is great. The best weeks sleep I've had for ages. ANYway, made the fatal error of going for a nice drive to the site (good little road at 3 in the afternoon - nice weather too I might add). Got there. Small talk...had tea. One of the kids that wasn't mine decided to start spraying its saliva everywhere. Sadly, being male, I reacted in the only way I could - the WRONG way. I said rather loudly NO SPITTING. Endured the silent treatment for 20 mins or so...and the frosty glare. She tried to b*ll*ck me out of earshot of her mate. I got on the bike and roared off with the sun setting behind me. Great.
So looking forward to her getting back tommoz.:smt045 Christ. A whole weekend of silent treatment and weird looks. Thank f@ck she's working Sunday.
markmoto
17-04-08, 07:44 PM
Women are ok in small doses aslong as you dont get in a relationship wiv em thats when it all goes tits up! join the recently become single group! its a growth market :-)
I take it my love of cake means nothing to any of you?
So Scoobs, want to talk to Uncle Grinchy about it all?
I like cake... does that help?
sure does! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WdRfI9yZs)
You know what? I really have absolutely no idea. Spent the weekend just gone in Paris (her idea, so she "shouldn't" have been expecting anything). Got back Tuesday, didn't see her last night, text today.......calling me a sh?t.
WTF?
Got back Tuesday.........and then buggered off to Poole Quay for the night :wink:
What was wrong with that?
Sid Squid
17-04-08, 09:32 PM
f) we can multi task
Hmmmm... Small correction:
f) We girls lack the ability to focus on anything.
Can't stand women who won't tell their blokes exactly what they want, need etc. FFS if she wants to get married to you then she should stop pratting about and blimmin' well ask you. If you say no then you both know where you stand.
Me and 'im indoors have been together 20 years this year and we -never- bitch about each other to other people. If we have a problem, we sort it and it is no one else's business. We tell each other straight. Sometimes it hurts but it is out in the open and being dealt with.
If you don't have respect for each other, and by that I mean small things too like simply thanking them for making you a cuppa, you are fairly well doomed. Sorry but it's the truth.
To the OP: if she is being arsey because you didn't ask her when she organised the 'romantik' holiday to Paris, you gotta ask yourself is she someone I would want to marry anyway. If she has big jugs, fair enough but don't forget they will droop before too long anyway...;)
...rant over...sorry, had beer, makes me grumpy:D
Trace :)
Can't stand women who won't tell their blokes exactly what they want, need etc. FFS if she wants to get married to you then she should stop pratting about and blimmin' well ask you. If you say no then you both know where you stand.
Me and 'im indoors have been together 20 years this year and we -never- bitch about each other to other people. If we have a problem, we sort it and it is no one else's business. We tell each other straight. Sometimes it hurts but it is out in the open and being dealt with.
If you don't have respect for each other, and by that I mean small things too like simply thanking them for making you a cuppa, you are fairly well doomed. Sorry but it's the truth.
To the OP: if she is being arsey because you didn't ask her when she organised the 'romantik' holiday to Paris, you gotta ask yourself is she someone I would want to marry anyway. If she has big jugs, fair enough but don't forget they will droop before too long anyway...;)
...rant over...sorry, had beer, makes me grumpy:D
Trace :)
ArtyLady
17-04-08, 09:58 PM
Know your limits...
:lol:
Me and 'im indoors have been together 20 years this year.........
Congratulations. I genuinely mean that.
.......and we -never- bitch about each other to other people.
Yeah you do........well he does anyway. :lol:
Women are like cars/Bikes.
a) To keep them looking good costs money
b) The smallest thing that they need, costs the most
c) They breakdown when you elast expect it
d) To keep them smelling nice costs a small fortune
e) Bodywork repairs are expensive
f) When modifying the bodywork, you can go to far
g) They need thier own specialist tools
h) Some of them toosl are expensive
i) if you dont look after them, they breakdown
j) Some have trouble starting when they are cold
k) Some differ in perfomance than others
l) You always wonder if the newer model will be better
m) If you dont look after them, they make whiney screaching noises
n) If you look after them, they look after you
o) You get some good ones, and some give you a lot of trouble
p) You can get bored of the same model
I could go on. But lets face it, if youa re lucky to have a keepr, then it can be a part of your life forever.
Getting married = buying meat on hire purchase.
Mmmm... cake...
Sorry, I'll concentrate now...
Hmmmm... Small correction:
f) We girls lack the ability to focus on anything.
Mr Squid, exactly on the money, yet again!
My other half always claims to be able to multi-task, but in reality she runs around doing a million different things, but never actually finishes anything, ever! Then complains that I'm being slow to do x,y,z! :lol:
If you don't have respect for each other, and by that I mean small things too like simply thanking them for making you a cuppa, you are fairly well doomed. Sorry but it's the truth.
+1. I can be told a million times "I need a cup of tea." Well, you know where the kettle is just as much as I do. However, if I happen to be in the kitchen cooking/making a drink, I'll ask if she wants one.
Scoobs, my advice, is to follow Ping's advice. Granted I know nothing about why you raised the complaint, but still, single life involves a lot more freedom.
Mmmmm... cake....
Damnit Grinch stop that already!:smt013
Mmmmm... cake....
Damnit Grinch stop that already!:smt013
Mmmmh Cream sponge, with nice jam...
Scoobs, my advice, is to follow Ping's advice. Granted I know nothing about why you raised the complaint, but still, single life involves a lot more freedom.
I have.
Thanks.
Mmmmh Cream sponge, with nice jam...
Won't be indulging. I have to watch my figure now I'm back on the market. :lol:
Single life for a while I think. I'm liking the sound of that.
Mmmm, cream, sponge, jam, biscuits.....
Damnit.
Scoobs, good man, nothing like a pro-active step to problem solving. :) Weight off your shoulders, no? :)
Scoobs, good man, nothing like a pro-active step to problem solving.
I'm sure she'll get over me in time.
I didn't, thats why I eat all the cake, I miss you, you bitch... Dam it... DIE, DIE... I hate you.
I miss you, you bitch... Dam it... DIE, DIE... I hate you.
I seem to be attracting a lot of those type of comments lately. :lol:
Iansv II
18-04-08, 09:16 AM
I seem to be attracting a lot of those type of comments lately. :lol:
Only lately :-#
enjoy the single life scoobs much less grief and probably much more sex
probably much more sex
more self inflicted sex :toss:
more self inflicted sex :toss:
sex is sex ;)
more self inflicted sex :toss:
sex is sex ;)
At least it will be with someone I love. :lol:
more self inflicted sex :toss:
I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat :lol::rolleyes:
I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat :lol::rolleyes:
Now that has put a really nasty picture in my head. :lol:
more self inflicted sex :toss:
sex is sex ;)
At least it will be with someone I love. :lol:
:smt056:smt045
SoulKiss
18-04-08, 10:56 AM
I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat :lol::rolleyes:
Or you could jusy "P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin" :P
Balddood
18-04-08, 07:23 PM
Or you could jusy "P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin" :P
Get there fast though, you don't want to be left with an ugly one :P
Sean
Gene genie
18-04-08, 07:37 PM
been married for 15yrs. i love women. typical conversation in the evening with my beloved.
me;- pass me a can from the fridge before it starts.
her;- there you are my dear.
me;- pass me a can from the fridge before it starts love.
her;- there you go.
me;- pass me a can before it starts love.
her;- HOW MANY MORE DO YOU WANT. THIS WILL BE THE THIRD ONE. I'M NOT SPENDING THE EVENING WITH A DRUNK.
me.;-forget it, its started.
Pedrosa
18-04-08, 08:09 PM
Personally I adore women,(when they are asleep!) however,rather sadly my prevailing complaint does not see me able to meet any physical demands they might have of me. The expression trying to play pool with a length of rope comes to mind?:smt053
sv-robo
19-04-08, 11:26 AM
Every holes a goal;)
DoubleD
19-04-08, 11:36 AM
Every holes a goal;)
but not an own goal !
missyburd
19-04-08, 11:46 AM
Every holes a goal;)
Much like the bedbug.... :lol:
see a previous post http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=1445166&highlight=bedbug#post1445166
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