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Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:06 AM
Random of the day:
I've got a confession to make. I fecking love carrot cake. If I'm honest I could probably marry a carrot cake. I don't know where my obsession came from but it's been a dirty little secret of mine for about a year now. The best carrot cake I've ever had was from a little cafe on the docks in liverpool about 2 months ago. 2nd place is probably starbucks passion carrot cake, lovely and moist with bits of walnuts and some passion fruit in there. Smashing.
Does anyone else have a secret cake/confectionary based obsession? If so, would you like to join me at 3pm for cake club?
make yourself a cuppa, or a coffee, or a pint of vodka - whatever your tipple, grab your favourite sweet based snack and have 5 mins to yourself.
Anyone up for it? or will I be a lonely carrot cake perv forever?
magicrat
18-04-08, 11:08 AM
You've just broken the 1st rule of cake club.
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:10 AM
*the lonely carrot cake perv rolls his eyes*:rolleyes:
redbouy
18-04-08, 11:12 AM
mmmmmm cheese cake, and not that nasty bake one.
MiniMac
18-04-08, 11:13 AM
My God mate, you sound like you slide your **** in there!
It is nice though, perhaps not that nice....
Random of the day:
I've got a confession to make. If I'm honest Im moist thinking about carrot cake.
Anyone up for it? I am a lonely carrot cake perv !
Now how would the cake feel that u have just told it all about your dirty little secret eh? Cakes have feelings to you know!:roll:
My God mate, you sound like you slide your **** in there!
It is nice though, perhaps not that nice....
:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043
mmmmm Carrot Cake. Nice choice.
Alpinestarhero
18-04-08, 11:19 AM
Random of the day:
I've got a confession to make. I fecking love carrot cake. If I'm honest I could probably marry a carrot cake. I don't know where my obsession came from but it's been a dirty little secret of mine for about a year now. The best carrot cake I've ever had was from a little cafe on the docks in liverpool about 2 months ago. 2nd place is probably starbucks passion carrot cake, lovely and moist with bits of walnuts and some passion fruit in there. Smashing.
Does anyone else have a secret cake/confectionary based obsession? If so, would you like to join me at 3pm for cake club?
make yourself a cuppa, or a coffee, or a pint of vodka - whatever your tipple, grab your favourite sweet based snack and have 5 mins to yourself.
Anyone up for it? or will I be a lonely carrot cake perv forever?
Oh paul, im glad im not the only one :( i too have a weakness for carrot cake. And theres a greek cake with a name i cant pronounce (galombrama or something) that always gets the better of me
and of course biscuts.
I'm in your club my cake-eating freind :D
Matt
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:21 AM
mmmmm Carrot Cake. Nice choice.
a thank you.
If beastiality is making love to animals, what's the cake-side equivalent?
Tim in Belgium
18-04-08, 11:22 AM
Cake... isn't this that new drug that is sweeping the nation?
Looks like addiction is starting to sweep through the .org
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:24 AM
Now how would the cake feel that u have just told it all about your dirty little secret eh? Cakes have feelings to you know!:roll:
me and the cake both know exactly where we stand, no strings attached but we don't talk about what we do with other cakes/desserts or confectionary.
a thank you.
If beastiality is making love to animals, what's the cake-side equivalent?
INSANE?
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:27 AM
INSANE?
i was *only* asking lol i dont actually make love to my cake, I save that for the hobnobs.
Tim in Belgium
18-04-08, 11:29 AM
I believe Hobnobs have a higher coefficient of friction than carrot cake.
-Just an idle observation.
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:38 AM
I believe Hobnobs have a higher coefficient of friction than carrot cake.
-Just an idle observation.
think it all comes down to what mood you're in.
Anybody managed to source some cake for the first ever meeting of cake club at 3pm today?
Wayluya
18-04-08, 11:45 AM
If beastiality is making love to animals, what's the cake-side equivalent?
"making love" to animals......sounds almost pleasant when you phrase it like that :-s.
Cake equivalent?.......Donutty :)
think it all comes down to what mood you're in.
Anybody managed to source some cake for the first ever meeting of cake club at 3pm today?
Does a 4 finger Dark Choc Kit Kat count?
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 11:54 AM
Does a 4 finger Dark Choc Kit Kat count?
big call phil! im not a fan of dark choc normally but those 4 finger dark choc kitkats are immense
I had some carrot cake yesterday, it was lovely. I would have had another piece today, but I didn't bring any cash with me. :(
big call phil! im not a fan of dark choc normally but those 4 finger dark choc kitkats are immense
Hmmmm, might have a little problem for 3pm, it's just fallen in my gob by mistake.
missyburd
18-04-08, 12:20 PM
I'm worse for biscuits with brews than cake I think but I can never say no to any sort of sponge cake :rolleyes:
Does homemade crumble count?
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 12:28 PM
cakes/crumbles/flapjacks/pastries/chocolates... the lot - cake club just has a nice ring to it :)
Luckypants
18-04-08, 12:46 PM
think it all comes down to what mood you're in.
Anybody managed to source some cake for the first ever meeting of cake club at 3pm today?
Yes, say thank you to Ruthin WI.:smt113
In the kitchen at work we have carrot cake and lemon cheesecake!!! :D
and one of the girls i work with went and got us caramel shortcake for an afternoon tea and cake...so i'm sorted!!!! ;)
Carrot cake is excellent a close 2nd the chocolate fudge cake!!!! :D
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 01:09 PM
Carrot cake is excellent a close 2nd the chocolate fudge cake!!!! :D
too close to call :smt113
too close to call :smt113
depends on the mood!!! ;):D
xXBADGERXx
18-04-08, 01:21 PM
Tescos do a nice Carrot Cake in a white box , but the best I have ever had is from Edwards Delicatessen in Conwy ............ It`s made on the premises and somebody tried to pinch a bit of mine once , they had teeth marks in their forearm for 2 hours apparently . For an example , put your dog`s dinner out , then try to remove the bowl whilst it`s eating .. that`s what happens if you try to take my Carrot Cake away from me .
dizzyblonde
18-04-08, 01:40 PM
shhhhhhhhhh, don't tell everyone, but, Asda's bakery sell carrot cake in packs of 4................................ http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_15.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MXGB) but don't ask me to share them...cause they are alll mine..mwahahahahaha
ps Paul now you know why I was reluctant to let you have the last slice in Pately Bridge..lol...................mmmmmmmm cake
Well, I'm ready with cup o' tea, and a biccy I've robbed from one of the offices.
A bit early I know, but it's F-F-F-Friday.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 01:59 PM
ps Paul now you know why I was reluctant to let you have the last slice in Pately Bridge..lol...................mmmmmmmm cake
And I will be eternally grateful for you giving me the last half of your slice. I thought I was the only one who love'd carrot cake so much but it turns out it could well be the .org's signature food item - i feel so relieve to have come out of the (cake) closet. :D
2.59pm everyone, got your cake & tea ready?
missyburd
18-04-08, 02:00 PM
I have no cake :(........shortbreads it is then :D
Gotta agree with you on the carrot cake - love it!
Had to make do with a couple of Hob-nobs though...not even chocolate ones! :rolleyes:
Paul the 6th
18-04-08, 02:05 PM
I feel good. Same time next friday anyone?
Now having a Snickers to supplement the Hob-nobs :D
Yup - will acquire some better cakage for next week :)
Why the heck not.
Might try and russle up some wagon wheels or even some penguin bars. Or some fig rolls, mmmmmmmm fig rolls.
the_lone_wolf
18-04-08, 02:12 PM
this sounds a bit like the game...
sorry to all those i just caused to lose;)
A 4 page thread about cake and this is my first post.. what is the world coming to.
I to love the carrot cake, but the cake I love the most is fruit cake, either my Nans fruit cake or the boiled fruit cake that Jax makes. Jax likes to go all out on the cake making, just have a look at these blogs of mine -
http://newworldruler.blogspot.com/2007/05/tea-and-biscuits.html
http://newworldruler.blogspot.com/2006/01/christmas-buffet.html
Just anyone who has come to our 'Tea and Biscuits' meet...
Luckypants
18-04-08, 02:13 PM
Sorry i'm late guys, meeting over ran. Chocolate cake is fab :smt055
Luckypants
18-04-08, 02:14 PM
....but the cake I love the most is fruit cake,..
I have a spare Christmas cake.......
Ohh - late too - but I have a Jam Doughnut - sorry no cake today
I have a spare Christmas cake.......
Spare! Spare... I never have spares... maybe on that might be in the process of being eaten, but never spare.
dizzyblonde
18-04-08, 02:48 PM
I had coffee and my breakfast...topsy turvey for the nightshift....so in the morning I'll be mostly eating cake...mmm
Miss Alpinestarhero
18-04-08, 07:30 PM
My weakness is deffo carrot-cake (I used to be obsessed with carrot cake muffins from Tesco's but they stopped making them a few years ago :( BUT!!! I was delighted to discover some in the Marks and Spencers in Watford. Now that was good :D
I also adore apple and rhubarb crumble. The best one Ive ever had was in a pub in Epping forest. Id go all the way back there just for that :D
And matt - it is called gaa-loom-braa-maa :D (for those of you who dont know, its a greek sponge cake which is covered in a greek syrup and it prevents it from drying out)....I think theres a rude joke in there somewhere knowing you lot :p
Maria
Just eating todays piece of carrot cake now.....sorry, I couldn't wait till 3pm! :(
i ponce won a competition for my victoria spone and i have a real easy but absolutely excelletn recipe for Carrot cake if anyone wants it!! (have to wait til i get home tho)
Paul the 6th
21-04-08, 11:18 AM
i ponce won a competition for my victoria spone and i have a real easy but absolutely excelletn recipe for Carrot cake if anyone wants it!! (have to wait til i get home tho)
PLEASE post it!
PLEASE post it!
+ 1,000,000,000,000,000
you don't know how much you have made my monday!!!!! :D
PLEASE post it!
Sounds a bit desperate to me that, i'd hold off and see how much you can meake him beg :p:smt003
metalmonkey
21-04-08, 11:33 AM
I missed the 3pm meet however, did someone mention cake:p Chockate cake, or just choc OMG! My downfall is my sweet tooth though I just eat now as a treat, I did go through a stage of eating far too much! But Choclate:smt055 if you wat nt to bribe me, offer me chocclate;)
i'll post it when i get home tonight its really nice and dead easy
But Choclate:smt055 if you wat nt to bribe me, offer me chocclate;)
OK...ill take your bike for 4206 galaxy bars? Deal?
metalmonkey
21-04-08, 11:41 AM
OK...ill take your bike for 4206 galaxy bars? Deal?
I think not! My bikes are my best toys, way too much fun:cool: I will never fit in my leathers ever again if ate that many of them! Not to mention I will puke.
Luckypants
21-04-08, 01:06 PM
The real cake club does Slaidburn cafe. En route to Richies BBQ, the cake monsters stopped for refreshment.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w111/luckypants_photos/Richies%20BBQ/2008_0419richie0004.jpg
Carrot and Choccy! Mmmmmmmmm!!
missyburd
21-04-08, 04:34 PM
OK...ill take your bike for 4206 galaxy bars? Deal?
Tbf that's not actually that bad a deal when you think how much a galaxy is worth and add it up :smt003
Paul the 6th
22-04-08, 10:15 AM
eyeball:
Birch services on the m62 eastbound coming back from liverpool to leeds this morning at approximately 09:50
http://www.paulwilson.me.uk/DSC00476.jpg
carrot and orange cake - moist. I did take another photo but it made my hand look fat :rolleyes:
missyburd
22-04-08, 10:21 AM
I like the fact you've got Paul the 6th on that little gadget thing on the right of the pic ....silly question but what is it? sat nav maybe?
Paul the 6th
22-04-08, 10:30 AM
I like the fact you've got Paul the 6th on that little gadget thing on the right of the pic ....silly question but what is it? sat nav maybe?
hands free kit with my phone name displayed on it :) it's called a "parrot"
and the wire is trailing across my dash from the tomtom - gadget man the greatest hero of them all
:smt031
Bluepete
22-04-08, 10:42 AM
and the wire is trailing across my dash from the tomtom - gadget man the greatest hero of them all
:smt031
Trailing wires? You call yourself a gadget man! Shame on you. Get the tomtom wire behind the dash. I did and only have about 2 inches showing coming out of a small dash-top windscreen vent where the tomtom mounts.
wyrdness
22-04-08, 11:06 AM
mmmmmm cheese cake, and not that nasty bake one.
Heretic! Burn the heretic!
Baked cheesecake is delicious. In fact, all cheesecake is wonderful stuff.
Mrs Wyrdness' chocolate lime cheesecake is divine, but I think that the best one I've had was here (http://www.thedux.co.nz/index.cfm/index.cfm/christchurch/home). It's one of my favourite eating places in the world, just a pity that it's such a long way to go from London.
xXBADGERXx
22-04-08, 04:09 PM
I did take another photo but it made my hand look fat :rolleyes:
Well your doing it wrong then ....... easy answer to that
BIGGER SLICE OF CAKE :smt005
El Saxo
22-04-08, 05:12 PM
The real cake club does Slaidburn cafe. En route to Richies BBQ, the cake monsters stopped for refreshment.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w111/luckypants_photos/Richies%20BBQ/2008_0419richie0004.jpg
Carrot and Choccy! Mmmmmmmmm!!
Yum, the carrot cake at Slaidburn is something of a Pennine Massive favourite. In fact I went for a quick bimble over that way last week. You have to watch out for the ducks though if you're sat outside, they luuurve cake! :lol:
sv-robo
22-04-08, 05:23 PM
ok then i won't[-(
Paul the 6th
22-04-08, 07:26 PM
Well your doing it wrong then ....... easy answer to that
BIGGER SLICE OF CAKE :smt005
unfortunately it was £3.50 a slice and I'm *trying* to be good at the moment, although the idea of cake welding two pieces together does sound very tempting... we'll see.
It was mega though, I did a right old picnic - chicken and sweetcorn bagette, hand made cheese and onion crisps and a latte and carrot cake to finish - 9 quid! robbing basts. Oh well, only treat myself like that whenever I'm working away :)
xXBADGERXx
22-04-08, 07:29 PM
Well as Darth Vader once said ......... "I find your lack of Cake ..... Disturbing" (B<
Paul the 6th
03-05-08, 06:12 PM
cake club on friday 9th anyone? missed the last 2 due to working/moving house
dizzyblonde
15-05-08, 08:45 AM
just for you Paul...the giant wedge of cake I had last night at that cafe
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/2008_05140023.jpg
mmmm and it was very nice too!
dizzyblonde
15-05-08, 11:47 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/cake.jpg
mmmm couldn't resist this in the sarnie shop for lunch...mmmmm carrot cake my fave
missyburd
15-05-08, 11:58 AM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/cake.jpg
mmmm couldn't resist this in the sarnie shop for lunch...mmmmm carrot cake my fave
aww that little carrot on top is well cute!
Thread Resurrection!
Im craving birthday cake :( help
buy one :D and send me a peice
Miss Alpinestarhero
22-05-09, 10:04 AM
Thread Resurrection!
Im craving birthday cake :( help
Buy one!
Cravings are awful. I had a week long craving for cheesecake in cyprus (how weird!) and had a huuuuuge slice yesterday evening. Mmmmm was yummo! Nothing like satisfying your craving, im sure things taste a million times better :D
Paul the 6th
22-05-09, 11:15 AM
I've been to the gym everyday since Monday & have been eating well all week :)
Now can everyone please stop banging on about cake lol
Spiderman
22-05-09, 12:21 PM
mmmm cake
http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp17/SpidermanSV/homerdroolingdonut.jpg
Miss Alpinestarhero
22-05-09, 12:36 PM
I've been to the gym everyday since Monday & have been eating well all week :)
Now can everyone please stop banging on about cake lol
CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,CAKE, CAKE, CAKE,
:p
I didnt buy a birthday cake in the end as i must resist as well :(
Miss Alpinestarhero
22-05-09, 12:44 PM
I didnt buy a birthday cake in the end as i must resist as well :(
In that case, buy an extra large birthday cake when its your birthday then :D
I shall with plenty of beer as it will be my 18th :D:D:D:D:D:D
Paul the 6th
22-05-09, 01:00 PM
*******s
i want cake now - i will settle for Krispy Kreme donuts falc if your reading :cool:
jamesterror
22-05-09, 02:20 PM
I work for Sainsbury's as they're giving all employees ingrediants to make a cake as part of their 140th birthday, time to learn how to make a victroia cake!
SoulKiss
22-05-09, 02:21 PM
Please follow your own 1st rule and SHUT UP !!!!!
(jealous cos I dont have cake :P)
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