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Frank
01-05-08, 09:35 PM
and over rated
nough said

blueto
01-05-08, 09:39 PM
WHHHAATTTTT..

TAKE THAT BACK NOW.

football is one of the best sports since creation. Everyman should have a generic gene that urges him to watch football....

U must be missing it?

Frank
01-05-08, 09:42 PM
I neither get it or understand it
In fact I would go as far as to say I "hate" it
thankyou missing gene

blueto
01-05-08, 09:43 PM
I neither get it or understand it
In fact I would go as far as to say I "hate" it
thankyou missing gene

you are crazzzyyy..

Have you ever been to watch a match and experienced the atmosphere?

Wideboy
01-05-08, 09:44 PM
WHHHAATTTTT..

TAKE THAT BACK NOW.

football is one of the best sports since creation. Everyman should have a generic gene that urges him to watch football....

U must be missing it?

i have a gene that makes me want to play it but i think watching it is the most boring thing ever invented, in fact the person who invented watching football should be sent to jail or deported to Australia, ooh wait.... they dont do that any more... dam :compcrash:

tigersaw
01-05-08, 09:44 PM
and over rated
nough said

+1
Bunch of blokes kicking a bag of wind round a field - whats to see?

blueto
01-05-08, 09:45 PM
i have a gene that makes me want to play it but i think watching it is the most boring thing ever invented, in fact the person who invented watching football should be sent to jail or deported to Australia, ooh wait.... they dont do that any more... dam :compcrash:

a good pint...and a good match......


what else is there

Frank
01-05-08, 09:45 PM
i have a gene that makes me want to play it but i think watching it is the most boring thing ever invented, in fact the person who invented watching football should be sent to jail or deported to Australia, ooh wait.... they dont do that any more... dam :compcrash:
wideboy and gid ride off into the sunset together

blueto
01-05-08, 09:45 PM
+1
Bunch of blokes kicking a bag of wind round a field - whats to see?

talent, skill, passion and belief

Frank
01-05-08, 09:46 PM
a good pint...and a good match......


what else is there
women,bikes fishing bla bla bla

blueto
01-05-08, 09:47 PM
wideboy and gid ride off into the sunset together

:smt078thats all i have to say to that

blueto
01-05-08, 09:48 PM
women,bikes fishing bla bla bla

in the footy domain.....i menat

shifter
01-05-08, 09:49 PM
The only thing I like about football is when the world cup is on and England are playing, you can enjoy empty roads Knowing all the di%ck heads are safely out the way in the pub!

Frank
01-05-08, 09:50 PM
The only thing I like about football is when the world cup is on and England are playing, you can enjoy empty roads Knowing all the di%ck heads are safely out the way in the pub!
:smt023

lily
01-05-08, 09:52 PM
rugby is far more superior!!!!!

blueto
01-05-08, 09:52 PM
The only thing I like about football is when the world cup is on and England are playing, you can enjoy empty roads Knowing all the di%ck heads are safely out the way in the pub!


:smt046 .........that made me tickle........Its where us zombies need to be to recharge in football season.

Wideboy
01-05-08, 09:52 PM
women,bikes fishing bla bla bla

snooker, bikes, cycling............. RC AIRCRAFT!!!:)

blueto
01-05-08, 09:53 PM
rugby is far more superior!!!!!

agrre its a very good game...IN fact im watching army stuff navy this weekend at twickenham.

blueto
01-05-08, 09:53 PM
RC AIRCRAFT!!!:)

WTF? .......

STRAMASHER
01-05-08, 09:54 PM
Football?........ but you get to take a mid-week holiday in May in beautiful Manchester with 100,000 of yer mates!

Mon the Teddy Bears!:smt025

dizzyblonde
01-05-08, 09:56 PM
talent, skill, passion and belief


I have seen more talent and skill on my street!! than on the box, quite franky football bores me silly:smt015. Full of poofs that get paid to roll around on the turf pretending to hurt their knees and biatch slappin each other when someone gets poked in the eye. At least when you watch MotoGP you get to watch an 8 bike pile up if your lucky...one guy gets run over by his own bike slides down the tarmac head to toe to bum...gets up after being set alight when he lands back on his bike....then waves to the crowd after the marshals come and put out the flames with the fire extinguisher:D

ok THATS a bit of an exageration.....but football is just pooo, even my little lad don't like it....he wants to be Valentino Rossi when he grows up:grin:

blueto
01-05-08, 09:58 PM
I have seen more talent and skill on my street!! than on the box, quite franky football bores me silly:smt015. Full of poofs that get paid to roll around on the turf pretending to hurt their knees and biatch slappin each other when someone gets poked in the eye. At least when you watch MotoGP you get to watch an 8 bike pile up if your lucky...one guy gets run over by his own bike slides down the tarmac head to toe to bum...gets up after being set alight when he lands back on his bike....then waves to the crowd after the marshals come and put out the flames with the fire extinguisher:D

ok THATS a bit of an exageration.....but football is just pooo, even my little lad don't like it....he wants to be Valentino Rossi when he grows up:grin:

does he watch barbie?

dizzyblonde
01-05-08, 10:01 PM
does he watch barbie?

?:confused:......hes only six

blueto
01-05-08, 10:03 PM
?:confused:......hes only six

does he own a football? if not ill send him one

dizzyblonde
01-05-08, 10:09 PM
he does own a football....but Bob the dog eats em.....although Bob the dog likes playing football with my son.........my son also has two left feet, bless him, another reason for encouraging him into other types sport........and if its motoGP hes into then so be it!

husky03
01-05-08, 10:15 PM
Football?........ but you get to take a mid-week holiday in May in beautiful Manchester with 100,000 of yer mates!

Mon the Teddy Bears!:smt025

Manchester here we come-get ready for a teddy bear invasion
BLUE IS THE COLOUR:drink:

pencil shavings
01-05-08, 10:16 PM
Ive only just seen this thread so I will back you up blueto. Football is good.

i played rugby from 6 till 19 and all that time thought, football was rubbish and a girls sport full of people that werent manly enough to play rugby.

i started playing football at 20 after displacing a vertibra in my spine, and i loved the competitveness in this girls sport and the passion, I felt it was more than rugby.

I loved playing it, although i wasnt great at first, but I stuck at it, brought my strenght from rugby over and got involved. Then i discovered the art of watching football on TV which I had previously only done if arsenal were playing, and started to enjoy that as well. But I still have no problem stoping watching a game if its borring.

And my playing has got better too, im 23, playing 2nd team footy at uni and Ive just got a trail at a semi-pro team. :)

so football is good, playing is great. watching good football is great, borring football, like borring anything (motogp, F1, rugby etc) is borring!!

Frank
01-05-08, 10:20 PM
Football?........ but you get to take a mid-week holiday in May in beautiful Manchester with 100,000 of yer mates!

Mon the Teddy Bears!:smt025
need I say more

dizzyblonde
01-05-08, 10:23 PM
. Football is good.

a girls sport full of people that werent manly enough to play rugby.

i started playing , and i loved the competitveness in this girls sport and the passion,.

!
:smt077

sorry couldn't resist.....:smt077 hope i didn't offend you with my little re-arrangement

pencil shavings
01-05-08, 10:34 PM
:smt077

sorry couldn't resist.....:smt077 hope i didn't offend you with my little re-arrangement

:D:D

no offence at all



























ill get you back ;)

hovis
01-05-08, 10:39 PM
football is not rubish........... although footballers are mostly a bunch of overpaid pansys

dizzyblonde
01-05-08, 10:41 PM
football is rubbish........... footballers are mostly a bunch of overpaid pansys
:smt040

northwind
01-05-08, 11:26 PM
The Rangers game tonight proved what I've always thought... Football would be much improved if instead of playing 45 minutes each way, we skipped the main game and went straight to injury time. That'd cause an increase in the best thing that can happen in a game of football- the penalty shootout. So we make the shootouts longer to compensate, every player left on the pitch gets a shot instead of this best of 5 business (that'd give an advantage to teams not getting people sent off too)

Go on, tell me I'm wrong...

pencil shavings
01-05-08, 11:28 PM
Go on, tell me I'm wrong...

ummm, your wrong :smt115

was that the right answer? ;)

yorkie_chris
02-05-08, 01:06 AM
one guy gets run over by his own bike

Plowsie in GP?:-D

BanannaMan
02-05-08, 03:11 AM
Bunch of blokes kicking a bag of wind round a field - whats to see?


http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/_1.gif

Wideboy
02-05-08, 06:13 AM
i have to say in blueto's defence............ i like playing football.......... BUT THAT IS ALL!!!! :p

blueto
02-05-08, 06:44 AM
Of course....Im now holding down the org football association. From now on all orgers shall chant......



PLAY UP POMPEY..........POMPEY PLAY UP.

Back us in the final (not that we need it against a part time bunch of bread makers) and you will see the heart and soul rise in your innner self about the passion this sport provides..

If not try wacthing the football factory. Thatll swing ya!

amnesia
02-05-08, 07:25 AM
Football - good grief.

Played by overpaid, overgroomed, molly-coddled, mard-ar$ed, cheating egotistical goits with the pain threshold of a baby.

If I was in charge I would be booking and fining players for the gross over reactions to contact. Its cheating plain and simple. Why they think they can get away with it with modern television coverage I have no idea.

blueto
02-05-08, 07:55 AM
Football - good grief.

Played by overpaid, overgroomed, molly-coddled, mard-ar$ed, cheating egotistical goits with the pain threshold of a baby.

If I was in charge I would be booking and fining players for the gross over reactions to contact. Its cheating plain and simple. Why they think they can get away with it with modern television coverage I have no idea.


your talking about wrestling mate!

yorkie_chris
02-05-08, 10:17 AM
UFC was pretty good, then they spoilt it with loads of rules and stuff.

pencil shavings
02-05-08, 10:34 AM
UFC was pretty good, then they spoilt it with loads of rules and stuff.

what rules?:confused:
I can think of...
no gouging (important if you ever want to see)
no kicking to the head while they are on the ground (important if you want to live)
no striking to the back of the head (imortant if you want to live)
no low blows (important if you want kids)

I think the rules are just right. You can still sit on someone and batter them with an elbow attack then make them submit via a naked choke....... what did it used to be like?

yorkie_chris
02-05-08, 10:36 AM
Those fair enough, it's rounds and points I don't like.

sinbad
02-05-08, 10:40 AM
Football is great to watch, you appreciate it and understand it much more if you've played it at any organised level.
Not sure why I have been drawn to defend it.

If we want an argument about pointless viewing, let's look at soaps shall we? Eastenders? Neverbloodyenders more like! What's that about? Why do people feel compelled to never miss an episode when it never ends and just goes round and round in circles anway, and why the hell is "everyone talking about it"? Talk about a waste of time. Anyway, "ya wanna cappa tea?"
:)

yorkie_chris
02-05-08, 10:49 AM
If we want an argument about pointless viewing, let's look at soaps shall we?

Yeah there's something we can all slag off!

The only reason people watch them is because there's nothing going on in their own lives worth mentioning.

blueto
02-05-08, 10:51 AM
Football is great to watch, you appreciate it and understand it much more if you've played it at any organised level.
Not sure why I have been drawn to defend it.

If we want an argument about pointless viewing, let's look at soaps shall we? Eastenders? Neverbloodyenders more like! What's that about? Why do people feel compelled to never miss an episode when it never ends and just goes round and round in circles anway, and why the hell is "everyone talking about it"? Talk about a waste of time. Anyway, "ya wanna cappa tea?"
:)

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::c heers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::che ers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

G
02-05-08, 10:51 AM
I havnt read all 5 pages so I dont know where the post potentially escalated too, but..........I dont like football:D

I hate the hype around it.
I hate the violence that stereotypicaly comes with it.
I hate the nancy type falling around that is involved with most games I have ever watch.
I hate that players can fight on the field, and although get fined by the FA police are rarely involved.
I hate the fact that they get payed so much (Jealous? Of course I am lol :D)

yorkie_chris
02-05-08, 10:53 AM
I hate the violence that stereotypicaly comes with it.

I hate that players can fight on the field, and although get fined by the FA police are rarely involved.

Eh? That's more interesting than the actual game!

G
02-05-08, 10:55 AM
Eh? That's more interesting than the actual game!

Not when every week you have to board your house up and move your car to a friends house so that it doesnt get run over/keyed/windows smashed/torched........

Gazza77
02-05-08, 10:56 AM
and over rated
nough said

:winner: :smt040

blueto
02-05-08, 10:58 AM
Not when every week you have to board your house up and move your car to a friends house so that it doesnt get run over/keyed/windows smashed/torched........

U must live near cardiff. they will be doing that when they loose the FA cup....

Like they ever were going to win it tho! PPLLLLEEEAASSSEEE....come on! Behave cardiff supporters....dreams over now. back to school

G
02-05-08, 11:02 AM
I wasnt describing a personal experience fortunately, but one of a close friend lol

Pompgay and cardiff suck as badly as each other......its anyones game. ;)

(Used to live in Fareham so can slag portsmouth lol)

blueto
02-05-08, 11:05 AM
I wasnt describing a personal experience fortunately, but one of a close friend lol

cardiff suck . ;)



new you would see my side mate!:cyclopsani:

Jasonr
02-05-08, 12:27 PM
I used to pay £8 to stand in the chicken run at west ham and was a fairly regular attender in the early 90s. The last time I paid for a ticket (some time ago now) it cost me £ 28 at that point I vowed never to go to a football match again. At todays prices if you pay for your ticket get there and back grab a burger and a couple of pints you are probably looking at £ 60 for 1.5 hours of so called entertainment. If you take a family I dread to think of the cost. A mate of mine has a season ticket and it works out around 40 quid a game !!!!!!!!
The point of my post is that I think Football has attracted so much money to it, that it has priced itself out of the market, a bit like formula one. I am on a fairly decent wage and would not like to pay that much for a ticket for an hour and a half so because I have in a way been forced not to go I have come to detest it, but maybe that is my own bitterness clouding my judgement. Yes the atmosphere when you go to a match is great but when you compare going to a match with say cheering Foggy or Hodgson or Toseland at Brands WSB I know where I would rather be.
You can get a BSB ticket for £ 22 and that comes with a packed schedule lasting the whole day not 90 minutes (+ - E.Time etc) !
This is just my own humble story. 10 years ago I was probably the only bloke I knew who didn't like football but now its not that uncommon anymore, and that must say something about how football is percieved by us all.

northwind
02-05-08, 12:52 PM
If I was in charge I would be booking and fining players for the gross over reactions to contact.

My brother has a solution, based on the scottish school football rules. Each team nominates a Best Fighter. Any time someone from the opposing team feigns injury, then immediately recovers, the Best Fighter is entitled to inflict the faked injury for real. So for instance, Liverani last night- Cousins barely touched heads with him and he fell on the ground as if killed. Rangers would, upon his immediate and miraculous recovery, be entitled to put forward their Best Fighter- probably Barry Ferguso who would nut him into next week.

When monitoring this rule, it's important to remember that anyone who takes more than 3 rolls when falling after contact is faking.

hovis
02-05-08, 03:42 PM
U must live near cardiff. they will be doing that when they loose the FA cup....

Like they ever were going to win it tho! PPLLLLEEEAASSSEEE....come on! Behave cardiff supporters....dreams over now. back to school

:smt015

Wideboy
02-05-08, 07:45 PM
think we should start a org football team?

markmoto
02-05-08, 08:00 PM
+1
Bunch of blokes kicking a bag of wind round a field - whats to see?

couldnt have put it better myself! ;)

Frank
02-05-08, 11:51 PM
think we should start a org football team?
no plonker,the idea of this thread is that football is worse than the skum around the top of a bath.
I hate it with the same passion that only cockroaches can stir.
Its c**p

Frank
03-05-08, 03:22 PM
that told mr widepants

sinbad
03-05-08, 06:31 PM
that told mr widepants

Haha maybe.......or maybe we all realised that you've just got a chip on your shoulder because you were always last picked for school sports and you're not worth arguing with :)
;)

Frank
03-05-08, 07:52 PM
Haha maybe.......or maybe we all realised that you've just got a chip on your shoulder because you were always last picked for school sports and you're not worth arguing with :)
;)
:smt090

metalmonkey
03-05-08, 08:09 PM
talent, skill, passion and belief

But thats the same for any sport.....

The amount of fire and passion that I put into what I do is far greater than any football player. Why casue I'm not driven by cheque from it, I do it casue I want to and can.

I'm sure thats the same from anyone else here that does any sport for the above reasons.

I really don't like football, I don't like the atmosphere, I hate doing it even more for work. There are far more friendly sports to go and watch.

Razor
03-05-08, 08:42 PM
I do maintenance for a premiership club and after some of the things I've seen I would never do anything that might contribute money to those spoiled gits!

Gene genie
03-05-08, 08:56 PM
tricky one this. played school football then played amateur, very amateur i might add. gave it up in my mid twenties because things started getting a bit silly. team mates broke anles and legs, out of work for months and for what.
top pro footballers are there to set examples, how they behave is reflected in the youngsters who look up to them. load of cheating, over paid woofters. desperately lacking respect for one and other.
but on a lighter note took my 11yr old son to a cub/scout football tournament today, unfortunatly were beaten in the final, he and his team loved it. total pleasure to watch children, boys and girls i might add, playing in the spirit of sport. great stuff, maybe the grown ups could learn something from that.

markmoto
03-05-08, 09:12 PM
why do they get paid so much money? do they earn it? i think that to play for a team you should have been born in that city!

dizzyblonde
03-05-08, 09:13 PM
Last night at work we were doing a dreaded 12 hrs of cleaning...zzzzzzzzzz
All the lads seemed to be able to keep themselves amused for hours and hours and hours, never tiring chatting about football. They were proper ripping the cr*p out of each other all night much to each others amusement. Particularly final in Moscow and Liverpool not making it, stuff i would find sooooo boring, but for a change just listening to them all was hilarious.....I mean it seems the only time multinational folk stand together is when footie is involved, at work last night there was a greek, an italian, english, asian..completely engrossed in this boring boring sport....but it made 12 hrs of boredom disappear!....odd...very odd

Defender
03-05-08, 09:39 PM
Rather be on my bike than watch football.

If I want to see acting, I view a drama.
If I want to see ballerinas, I watch ballet (not often)
If I want to see passion, I watch MotoGP ;)

dizzyblonde
03-05-08, 10:03 PM
Rather be on my bike than watch football.

If I want to see acting, I view a drama.
If I want to see ballerinas, I watch ballet (not often)
If I want to see passion, I watch MotoGP ;)


and what marvellous entertainment on MotoGP qualifiers today...more tankslappers than a Dizzyblonde hitting bambi:-k, absolute superb show f talent and skill

ljharmitt
03-05-08, 10:08 PM
and over rated
nough said

I agree 100% :smt023

Defender
03-05-08, 10:10 PM
and what marvellous entertainment on MotoGP qualifiers today...more tankslappers than a Dizzyblonde hitting bambi:-k, absolute superb show f talent and skill

Well I'd have said If I wanted passion I'd spend time with the wife. Thing is I don't know who's wife ;)

Scuba1
04-05-08, 12:27 AM
I would rather go bird watching then a foot ball game. Even train spotting seems to be more exiting and we don?t even have any trains here.

ATB


Michael

Shellywoozle
04-05-08, 12:30 AM
I would rather go bird watching then a foot ball game. Even train spotting seems to be more exiting and we don?t even have any trains here.

ATB


Michael

You do have miniture train things that run on the road ..... they funny LOL. Look like a big box being pulled in a row by a miniture train

yorkie_chris
04-05-08, 12:33 AM
You do have miniture train things that run on the road ..... they funny LOL. Look like a big box being pulled in a row by a miniture train

Where's the challenge in spotting those they're fkin massive...


(got my coat already, ta...)

Scuba1
04-05-08, 12:40 AM
Where's the challenge in spotting those they're fkin massive...


(got my coat already, ta...)

still better then football
:thumbsup::thumbsup:

yorkie_chris
04-05-08, 12:40 AM
Lol, aye.

Gene genie
04-05-08, 05:22 AM
used to play football for the school team then played amateur football, and i do mean amateur, gave it up in my mid twenties for 2 reasons. we were terrible and my team mates were spending too much time off work and losing money with broken ankles and legs, it was just a question of time before i suffered the same fate.

footballers are overpaid, over rated, and poor examples to the younger generation who copy their actions. in short woofters with no respect for fellow proffessionals.

on a lighter note took my 10yr old son yesterday to play in a cub/scout football tournament. totally enjoyable, apart from getting beat in the semis, kids loved it, boys and girls i might add and should be more of it. maybe the so called proffessionals could learn something from that, good behaviour would do for a start.

sv-robo
04-05-08, 10:05 AM
Ive only just seen this thread so I will back you up blueto. Football is good.



so football is good, playing is great. watching good football is great, borring football, like borring anything (motogp, F1, rugby etc) is borring!!

+1
It,s a crying shame more kids are'nt out on the park having a kick around with their mates instead of staying locked up indoors all the time playing on their PC whilst at the same time losing fitness and getting lardy.

Oops thats what i'm doing right now......i'l get mi coat,lol.

pencil shavings
05-05-08, 02:01 PM
+1
It,s a crying shame more kids are'nt out on the park having a kick around with their mates instead of staying locked up indoors all the time playing on their PC whilst at the same time losing fitness and getting lardy.

Oops thats what i'm doing right now......i'l get mi coat,lol.

Im losing my fitness coz im stuck in doors doing revision!! :smt088

kick about/gym/SV any day of the week over tv/computor games!!

blueto
05-05-08, 03:56 PM
football is great just to reliterise

plowsie
09-05-08, 08:57 AM
I have a cup final this Sunday :D Playing in goal! Against some team from Corby, last time we played them, I clattered their striker cos he looked like he was maliciously coming in at me, I was then told never mess with someone from Corby, it is the worst rated place for crime in Northamptonshire, most of them people being beaten up :-o

yorkie_chris
09-05-08, 08:57 AM
most of them people being beaten up :-o

By you?

plowsie
09-05-08, 09:00 AM
By you?
Nope I am a good boy miss :cat:

blueto
09-05-08, 03:39 PM
good luck in the final sunday plowsie...crack em again if they play unfair

ArtyLady
09-05-08, 04:39 PM
and over rated
nough said

Totally agree...and footballers get paid obscene amounts of money for kicking a ball around and spitting (eeeww) :smt078

cuffy
09-05-08, 05:17 PM
Full of over paid premadonnas who have no respect for an authorative figure. ie: the refeee, if i ever got spoke to the way the likes of wayne rooney or ashley cole spout off i'd chin the jumped up little ****. Then red card them.

Thats why i stick to rugby. Far more gentlemanly.

Football = Game for gentleman played by thugs.
Rugby = Game for thugs played by gentlman.