So where are all the biker babes?

[Defender]

With the exception of some real pretty .org ladies, where are all the biker babes?

I've been to the coast, several cafes and covered several thousand miles but never seen ladies like the Bennett or MCN babes - so where are they all?

Perhaps its too early in the season?

:riding:


Richard knows he's gonna get some hassle for posting this thread but with so much sexism against men on the TV i.e. coke advert, I am going to live up to my username and defend!

[Paws]

Thats because the mcn and bennetts girls arent actual bikers :)

[Defender]

What they're not bikers! That's misrepresentation - I'll be writing to my MP.

So the only real biker babes are the .org ones. ;)

[dizzyblonde]

Bennets and MCN babes???
they is all brollie dollies...proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads ( 0r at least painting them in my case)...or polishing forks in front of the TV with a nice can of beer.

HTH

[carnivore]

Don't you lot know nuffin'. those types of lasses only exist in the form of cardboard cut outs. women like that don't ride bikes purely because it'd ruin their hair does and their nails wouldn't fit in the gloves. and the tango skin tanning would rub off in a helmet and go streaky. and makeup is a bug*er to put on with gloves.:p

[Shellywoozle]

And why are we not good enuf :confused:

We are best quality !!!!! SV biker babes, can't get better than us

[Razor]

One day...

[Lozzo]

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

[Shellywoozle]

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

What's up with being a gomper???? Looks ain't important ya know, it's the person inside that matters. :rolleyes:

I've just googled "Woozle" and I am a weasel according to Wikpedia LOL (no comments thank you)

(Getting her coat now) :riding:

[yorkie_chris]

a weasel

Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P

[Ace-T]

And why are we not good enuf :confused:
Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)

[yorkie_chris]

Hey the leathers have an appeal of their own ;-)

[missyburd]

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

*sits back and waits for Beaniebikerbabe (insert more babes) to arrive on the scene* (can't think of any other 'babes' at the mo :))

So what defines a babe then in .org terms :scratch: :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)


ere, I have had 22 inch blonde hair extensions and worn bike leather at the same time......and actually ridden a bike not just sat on one....I'm a real biker babe me.......lol

then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:

[Lozzo]

Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason

[Shellywoozle]

Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P

I like the slim, lean and cunning bit.

(gone to sniff her pits :smt118)

[missyburd]

Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason

ok, let you off :p

[dizzyblonde]

http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/HarleyFour.jpg

this is my reactional thought to MCN/brollie dollie type biker babes...anyone care to agree

[Ace-T]

then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:
...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)

[dizzyblonde]

...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)

oh I've worn me undies in public before, just I think everyone was blinded................by how white my legs were:mrgreen:

[ljharmitt]

so where are they all?

With me atm so sorry :-D

[chris8886]

proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads

bear seems to have not spotted this so i thought i would do it for him! :rolleyes:

*snigger*

[yorkie_chris]

fnarr fnarr :mrgreen:

[Defender]

I've found a biker babe who rides bikes:

Janie of the Sun newspaper

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/motors/biker/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00423/biker_generic_splas_423825a.jpg

[Balky001]

yes, Janie bloody good on a bike. Also there's the blonde girl who did the TT and did a little piece on TV when David Jefferies. Suzie Perry was going ot do her bike test wasn't she. Also the girl with a nose like a shovel and a face like it's been hit by one - Jodie Marsh - although I'm not sure she got the reception she had hoped for from the MCN faithful. Angelina Jolie like a ride out but not sure I've seen her on the Burnham Bends recently

[kitkat]

the biker babes are hanging around with the horny biker boys

[Balky001]

the biker babes are hanging around with the horny biker boys

:smt022

I guess answers that then.:(

[CoolGirl]

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.


are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)

[Shellywoozle]

are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)

Good point .... \\:D/

Me finks Lozzo needs to ----------> :notworthy:

[pencil shavings]

are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)

Good point .... \\:D/

Me finks Lozzo needs to ----------> :notworthy:


But not more than 100 with 'babe' in their user name.

(Ive got your back here Lozzo :smt067)

[pencil shavings]

Oh but back on topic, when I took my bike for MOT afew days ago, I saw a nice looking young lady, wearing a reading uni top, getting onto a really old clapped out bike. It also had no L plates, so good on her! didnt get a chance to talk to her mind :(

[missyburd]

Oh but back on topic, when I took my bike for MOT afew days ago, I was a nice looking young lady


wtf happened at the MOT place :shock: that's very worrying that :p

[pencil shavings]

wtf happened at the MOT place :shock: that's very worrying that :p

HAHAHA!!! :smt003, me thinks a typo!! but I now cant figure out what I was trying to say!! lol :cool:

[wow]

are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)

I would think so. :cool:

[missyburd]

HAHAHA!!! :smt003, me thinks a typo!! but I now cant figure out what I was trying to say!! lol :cool:

PHEW that's a relief....I was beginning to wonder, especially with the butterfly prezzie thread ;) Don't want any odd happenings going on when YC next goes for an MOT!!!

[Baph]

Couple of interesting comments made...

Personally, I'm with Lozzo. :D (1%... love that, and will have to use it in future).

Have all the female .Orgers not noticed that when they wear leathers, no other biker overtakes them? There is a reason for that... But I'm not allowed to comment further, otherwise the McVities lane monitors will get me...

[Lissa]

Have all the female .Orgers not noticed that when they wear leathers, no other biker overtakes them? There is a reason for that...

Yep...........they're quicker!

[Baph]

Yep...........they're quicker!
Hmm, to save arguments, I'll be diplomatic...

OK, there's 2 reasons. :D

[Grinch]

I'm here boys... ;-)

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/lgmdaniel/th_IMG_0060-1.jpg (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/lgmdaniel/IMG_0060-1.jpg)

Any excuse...

[Baph]

I'm here boys... ;-)

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/lgmdaniel/th_IMG_0060-1.jpg (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/lgmdaniel/IMG_0060-1.jpg)

Any excuse...

Grinch, you've shurnk since the last time I saw you...

[sv-robo]

What about the biker babe on bikes aloud?can't remember her name)but fit as f**k.

Would'nt mind taking her for a ride,then i'd take her out on the bike,lol.