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Amy Winehouse meets Jezza Clarkson for the first time, she says to him "What do you do?" He replies "Top Gear"..."Oh great" she says..."I'll have 5 grammes"
plowsie
09-05-08, 12:25 PM
badum tish!
I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
Sid Squid
09-05-08, 12:37 PM
I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
May be interested in? Of course we are.
C'mon, lets have it.
badum tish!
I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
go on then
plowsie
09-05-08, 01:13 PM
go on then
Depends how you view the Josef Fritzel situation
SoulKiss
09-05-08, 01:15 PM
Depends how you view the Josef Fritzel situation
Its not the "living next door to Alice" one is it (as in the song)
or the one about how they beat the McCanns in the european endurance hide and seek competition?
plowsie
09-05-08, 01:21 PM
Nope.
Monday: Did nothing
Tuesday: Did nothing
Wednesday: Did nothing
Thursday: Did nothing
Friday: Did nothing
Saturday: Did nothing
Sunday: Did nothing
Yet to be released - The Diary of the Elisabeth Fritzel
Alpinestarhero
09-05-08, 01:22 PM
plowsie, not bad! Made me chuckle
Lozzo, excellent :D
plowsie
09-05-08, 01:25 PM
To be fair it is funny, when you think about it, its crap, she will have been doing stuff really!
Alpinestarhero
09-05-08, 01:27 PM
To be fair it is funny, when you think about it, its crap, she will have been doing stuff really!
yes, but i think alot of that against her own will. Poor girl
Depends how you view the Josef Fritzel situation
Who?
Sideshow#36
09-05-08, 02:12 PM
I heard that one Plowsie but I heard the slightly sicker version. I did laugh at the sick version too. Does that make me a bad person? Or does it just mean I couldnt give a hoot about being PC!
Sideshow#36
09-05-08, 02:16 PM
Not as funny as the Mark Speight one mind you......
Police announced today in an interview with the BBC that they have a clearer picture of what happened regarding the death of the former SMart TV Presenter Mark Speight.....
Sent in by Laura aged 9 from Birmingham. :-)
Alpinestarhero
09-05-08, 02:28 PM
I heard that one Plowsie but I heard the slightly sicker version. I did laugh at the sick version too. Does that make me a bad person? Or does it just mean I couldnt give a hoot about being PC!
Means you dont give a hoot about being PC and have better things to do than worrying about upsetting the minority when the majority will probably be chuckling with you
As long as we all recognise its a horrible thing to have happened, then thats ok.
fizzwheel
09-05-08, 03:43 PM
take it to the Joke thread please...
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