View Full Version : Worried ya partner is having an affair ??
Shellywoozle
09-05-08, 05:31 PM
Guys if ya want to check where ya other half is then check this site out, GPS technology is amazing !!
Mobile cell phone GPS tracking (http://www.trackapartner.com/)
OMG- were has the trust gone in the world :rolleyes:
I'd love to see how they propose to track a unit by GPS, which doesn't support GPS. They also claim a 10m max accuracy, clever that, as it's open to interpretation.
Investigation required me thinks...
EDIT: I just typed in the GSM unit number that's hidden in my bike (effectively a mobile phone, and doesn't matter about spam). As I thought, this has been posted on the .Org before, but I won't comment further...
Shellywoozle
09-05-08, 05:36 PM
OMG- were has the trust gone in the world :rolleyes:
With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!
Or find one that ain't a bad boy !
Off to seek a nice man ! :D
Cheating partner? Pah!
I know where my right hand is all the time :D
I'll get me coat
Cheating partner? Pah!
I know where my right hand is all the time :D
I'll get me coat
:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046:smt046
markmoto
09-05-08, 08:53 PM
Lol :laughat::cool:
Red Herring
10-05-08, 05:16 AM
With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!
Or find one that ain't a bad boy !
Off to seek a nice man ! :D
That's cos all the nice men are married......
ps: If they'll leave their missus for you then they'll leave you to eventually, leopards don't change their spots etc...
tanis34
10-05-08, 05:55 AM
i hope the missus dont see this or she will know when im on the bike instead of earning her money;)
Drew Carey
10-05-08, 07:23 AM
That is very funny. Proffesionaly done also. lol
markmoto
10-05-08, 08:12 AM
That's cos all the nice men are married......
ps: If they'll leave their missus for you then they'll leave you to eventually, leopards don't change their spots etc...
Oi :smt064no they arnt, put that tar brush away please :D
yorkie_chris
10-05-08, 03:10 PM
Guys if ya want to check where ya other half is then check this site out, GPS technology is amazing !!
Mobile cell phone GPS tracking (http://www.trackapartner.com/)
Isn't that just a con to get us all to tap phone numbers in so they can sell them to indians who will in all likelihood try to sell us more mobile phones?
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 03:18 PM
With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!
Or find one that ain't a bad boy !
Off to seek a nice man ! :D
How many times woman ... its coz you can't cook!! :rolleyes:
You really NEED to get that sorted!! ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 03:40 PM
How many times woman ... its coz you can't cook!! :rolleyes:
You really NEED to get that sorted!! ;)
Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!
Equal opps and all that
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 03:41 PM
Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!
Equal opps and all that
You won't listen will ya!! :rolleyes:
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 03:45 PM
You won't listen will ya!! :rolleyes:
Is this why I am single then !!! Damn looks like I will die single :D
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 03:47 PM
Is this why I am single then !!!
Without a doubt YES!! :rolleyes:
For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple ;)
Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!! :rolleyes:
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 03:53 PM
Without a doubt YES!! :rolleyes:
For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple ;)
Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!! :rolleyes:
I cooked for the last one and he shacked up with me (unfortunately). So after he left I decided I am gonna take a new approach. I want to be looked after from now on instead of me doing the looking after ....that's simpler LOL ;)
OMG how quick does the novelty of spud sinking wear off for you then LOL .... there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
markmoto
10-05-08, 04:09 PM
Without a doubt YES!! :rolleyes:
For any bloke to shack up with you for any period of time, you need to be able to cook for him ... its pretty simple ;)
Think about it, once he has sunk his spuds into you a few times and the novelty has worn off, it's all that is left to come home for!! :rolleyes:
The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 04:10 PM
The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook ;)
I can cook hun, I just WON'T :D unless it's one special man and then I may go all soppy and be swayed
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 04:11 PM
I cooked for the last one and he shacked up with me (unfortunately). So after he left I decided I am gonna take a new approach. I want to be looked after from now on instead of me doing the looking after ....that's simpler LOL ;)
OMG how quick does the novelty of spud sinking wear off for you then LOL .... there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
See, I told ya the cooking was the key ;)
As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...
Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! :scratch: Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that :cat: under control!! :smt003
there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
I quite agree. :)
The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook ;)
Sorry mototech, almost right, starts with a different letter though. At least it rhymes...
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 04:14 PM
I quite agree. :)
Sorry mototech, almost right, starts with a different letter though. At least it rhymes...
:smt046 no ya talking I understand that LOL :toss:
markmoto
10-05-08, 04:23 PM
Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills :-)
Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills :-)
Nah, I disagree, the right woman only has to do one of them.
That's why Shell keeps finding 'bad boys'... they have one to cook, and one... well, you get the picture.
Now, if Shell is refusing to cook, does she fall into the latter category?:rolleyes:
markmoto
10-05-08, 04:25 PM
See, I told ya the cooking was the key ;)
As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...
Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! :scratch: Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that :cat: under control!! :smt003
LOL funny guy shell this man knows what he is talking about :smt023
markmoto
10-05-08, 04:26 PM
No no no gota do both mate otherwise whats the point? :-D
No no no gota do both mate otherwise whats the point? :-D
Generally the ones that want/need looking after, cost more. That, and it's nice to have a holiday once in a while... ;)
With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!
Or find one that ain't a bad boy !
Off to seek a nice man ! :D
there are good ones out there apart from falc and one other my previous record hasn't been that great
hang in there
See, I told ya the cooking was the key ;)
As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...
Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! :scratch: Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that :cat: under control!! :smt003
LOL. :smt003
Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills :-)
Nah, I disagree, the right woman only has to do one of them.
Phew. Thank goodness for that.
I'm not a good cook. ;)
I'm not a good cook. ;)
Mel, you do realise that under the logic above (mainly Blue's logic admitedly), that any man you get with, will also be going to someone else who is a good cook... :p
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 04:37 PM
there are good ones out there apart from falc and one other my previous record hasn't been that great
hang in there
To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like its all one sided!! ;)
*not ALL!!
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 04:37 PM
Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!
OMG after reading this thread I think I will stay by myself LOL he he he ......... I have a stash of batteries that never run out of go like you men !!! ;)
To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like its all one sided!! ;)
*not ALL!!
Agree completely there Blue!!
Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!
This thread is worthless without.... video!!
To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like just men are bad!! ;)
*not ALL!!
i hear you i wasn't always a perfect little angel sorry for making out it always the guys fault i didn't mean it like that - i had a pretty rough time with a couple of exs thats all. to be honest as well i've treated a couple of men pretty badly as well so it does work both ways
Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!
Equal opps and all that
Cough cough, Trained as a chef when i left school Cough cough :D
Also a lesbian trapped in a mans body ;)
Also a lesbian trapped in a mans body ;)
I thought it was just me that suffered from that!! Maybe we should petition the .org for our own section!!
yorkie_chris
10-05-08, 04:44 PM
"A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
(apart from the harley bit!!!!)
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 04:45 PM
i hear you i wasn't always a perfect little angel sorry for making out it always the guys fault i didn't mean it like that - i had a pretty rough time with a couple of exs thats all. to be honest as well i've treated a couple of men pretty badly as well so it does work both ways
Indeed, you never did say it, but I was just adding some balance so this doesn't turn into a man-bashing thread ;) .. the man-hoe woman-hoe balance is now duly restored!! :lol:
Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!
OMG after reading this thread I think I will stay by myself LOL he he he ......... I have a stash of batteries that never run out of go like you men !!! ;)
Sounds a perfect plan 8)
I thought it was just me that suffered from that!! Maybe we should petition the .org for our own section!!
What a cunning lingus plan :p
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 04:55 PM
Indeed, you never did say it, but I was just adding some balance so this doesn't turn into a man-bashing thread ;) .. the man-hoe woman-hoe balance is now duly restored!! :lol:
I didnt make it a man bashing thread, notice the title "Partner", think you mean degraded it all by yourselves :laughat:
On a serious not, I am with ya Tara. I have not had a good experience with men at all, the experiences got a bit better but not much LOL and it's not due to my none ability or willingness to cook!! It's due to me picking t**ts.
I know where there is one good one, just he not aware how much I like him so I am not bothering .... just incase he wants me for my cooking! I will save myself for my women :D
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:00 PM
It's due to me picking t**ts.
flirty flirty
Can anyone else not see these two NEED to get together!!? ;)
Lets set some ground rules ...
Cuffy, will/would you treat Shell with the care and respect she deserves? ... Are you willing to cook for the lazy cow & yourself?!!? :lol: ...
Shell, are you prepared to keep on top of your topiary for Mr Cuffy?? ... Put out plenty and in a variety of ways? :safe:
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:02 PM
Can anyone else not see these two NEED to get together!!? ;)
Lets set some ground rules ...
Cuffy, will/would you treat Shell with the care and respect she deserves? ... Are you willing to cook for the lazy cow & yourself?!!? :lol: ...
Moo Moo :p
Shell, are you prepared to keep on top of your topiary for Mr Cuffy?? ... Put out plenty and in a variety of ways?
Whatever I answer here someone is gonna ask for pics ain't they LOL
I know where there is one good one, just he not aware how much I like him so I am not bothering .... just incase he wants me for my cooking!
Speak up then!!
Excuse me whilst I go to the "what winds you up thread"...
Seriously, if you like him, what have you got to loose by saying so? Us blokes are expected to do that every time, it'd be nice if a woman did the same!
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:05 PM
Moo Moo :p
Whatever I answer here someone is gonna ask for pics ain't they LOL
Cuff-dude, I don't see her anywhere in there telling me to poke it ... if you agree to your side of the terms and conditions, I think you are IN!! 8) :lol:
p.s. Photos plz!! :D
Blue, simmer down. Cuffy is a gentleman, and as such, the more you push the more he'll shy away... ;)
Funnily, it comes across that Shell is after a gentleman...
First one to sing the song about trees gets :smt067
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:09 PM
Blue, simmer down. Cuffy is a gentleman, and as such, the more you push the more he'll shy away... ;)
Funnily, it comes across that Shell is after a gentleman...
First one to sing the song about trees gets :smt067
Me thinks I should cancel my subscription with match.com this is far cheaper.
p.s I really don't go on Match.com !!!
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:16 PM
cuffs dude ... she is all poised at the ready ... where have you gone?!?!? :scratch:
The wife's prolly just got back ... god shell you are right, men are bar-stewards aren't they!! :D
Oh well, back to the lezbo idea!! :D
p.s I really don't go on Match.com !!!
More of a loopylove.com person then? ;) :lol:
cuffs dude ... she is all poised at the ready ... where have you gone?!?!? :scratch:
The wife's prolly just got back ... god shell you are right, men are bar-stewards aren't they!! :D
Oh well, back to the lezbo idea!! :D
I agree to your terms blue :lol:
Was in the shower, now sat in the bar with ice cold Efes :drink:
Biker Biggles
10-05-08, 05:30 PM
I just put my own number into that website and it found me.Seemed to have a camera able to see into my back window.Blimey.
sv-robo
10-05-08, 05:31 PM
Nah,nobody else'd have her;):)
Gene genie
10-05-08, 05:32 PM
I will save myself for my women :Dif you ever require a third party to watch in a total advisory capacity pm me.
if you want to find a good guy never pick the mouthy git in the group, always go for the quiet unassuming guy at the back. on a 1-1 level he have plenty to say. i know cos i was once that man.:)
i know cos i was once that man.:)
Are you saying that now you're a loud mouthed g*t? :lol:
sv-robo
10-05-08, 05:35 PM
Are you saying that now you're a loud mouthed g*t? :lol:
snigger:)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:36 PM
Speak up then!!
Excuse me whilst I go to the "what winds you up thread"...
Seriously, if you like him, what have you got to loose by saying so? Us blokes are expected to do that every time, it'd be nice if a woman did the same!
If I could communicate with him or get to hunt him down I would be telling him!! Trust me life ain't that simple for me LOL
Cuffy - so you don't need me to cook then ;)
If I could communicate with him or get to hunt him down I would be telling him!! Trust me life ain't that simple for me LOL
Ah, that old problem. I know that one well. Too well.
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:39 PM
Cuffy - so you don't need me to cook then ;)
{Shell and cuffy (note it is shell molesting cuffy - in a loving way I am sure!)} http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7215.gif
Ahhhh, how lovely :)
Gene genie
10-05-08, 05:40 PM
snigger:):smt005
{Shell and cuffy (note it is shell molesting cuffy - in a loving way I am sure!)} http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7215.gif
Ahhhh, how lovely :)
No mention of trees yet, you escaped, just...
If I could communicate with him or get to hunt him down I would be telling him!! Trust me life ain't that simple for me LOL
Cuffy - so you don't need me to cook then ;)
In my last relationship of 3 years she cooked probably 10 times maximum, i love tinkering in the kitchen, trouble is i get possesive, it's my territory and no ones allowed to come into it and start messing, unless they've come to get the squirty cream and 100'n1000's out of the fridge ;)
As for the fancying this bloke thing and not letting him know, just PM me :lol:
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:42 PM
{Shell and cuffy (note it is shell molesting cuffy - in a loving way I am sure!)} http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7215.gif
Ahhhh, how lovely :)
Good job this is my thread that has gone off track LOL
Right back to molesting men !!
Looks for Tara for help ...... (ducks from falc)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:43 PM
In my last relationship of 3 years she cooked probably 10 times maximum, i love tinkering in the kitchen, trouble is i get possesive, it's my territory and no ones allowed to come into it and start messing, unless they've come to get the squirty cream and 100'n1000's out of the fridge ;)
As for the fancying this bloke thing and not letting him know, just PM me :lol:
I always have squirty cream in my fridge !!
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:44 PM
Good job this is my thread that has gone off track LOL
Right back to molesting men !!
Looks for Tara for help ...... (ducks from falc)
To be fair, I think it is a good result ... it was looking more like this at one point http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-12143.gif (cuffy being the green dude :D)
sv-robo
10-05-08, 05:45 PM
[quote=Shellywoozle;1505193]I always have squirty cream on my boobs quote]
:cool:
sv-robo, I was waiting for somone to mis-quote that. Well done!! ;) Does that mean we're getting back to spud sinking? :lol:
I always have squirty cream in my fridge !!
wibble wibble :D
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:51 PM
I always have squirty cream in my fridge !!
For my coffee
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:53 PM
For my cuffy
Its all in the pronunciation!! ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:54 PM
OMG Cuffy will be getting divorced if his misses reads his threads
I AM IN NO WAY INVOLVED LUV ........... it's the wine !!! :o
kwak zzr
10-05-08, 05:54 PM
I always have squirty cream in my fridge !!
hey ive had your squirty cream ;)
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 05:55 PM
OMG this guy will be getting divorced if his misses reads his threads
I AM IN NO WAY INVOLVED LUV ........... it's the wine !!! :o
Do you know he is married, or are you fishing to see if he is 'taken' and you can pounce ... ?!!? ;)
Its all in the pronunciation!! ;)
PMSL, very good mate.
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:56 PM
Are you fishing to see if he is 'taken' ... ;)
No you've already mentioned the wife
And yes Kwak you have had my squirty cream, did you enjoy !
kwak zzr
10-05-08, 05:56 PM
partners having affairs's thats bad that is, just wrong don't u think. :)
Do you know he is married, or are you hoping he is 'free' ... ?!!? ;)
Corrected for you...
Do you know he is married, or are you fishing to see if he is 'taken' and you can pounce ... ?!!? ;)
Already divorced n 100% single ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 05:57 PM
I am going to get more wine .......... men !! See they twist words
And Daz I know wat ya on about so BEHAVE lol
kwak zzr
10-05-08, 05:58 PM
said nowt me :rolleyes:
said nowt me :rolleyes:
Good job too, she threatened to blue light you earlier for KD... :lol:
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 06:00 PM
Already divorced n 100% single ;)
Just to clear things up shell, I have never met cuffy, I therefore have no idea if he is real, let alone married!! :D
That statement I made before was a wise crack as he suddenly vanished in the heat of the moment ... sounds like it wasn't the wife, he just went for a cold shower/to 'knock one out' (always good preparation for a big date that!! :D))
Just to clear things up shell, I have never met cuffy, I therefore have no idea if he is real, let alone married!! :D
That statement I made before was a wise crack as he suddenly vanished in the heat of the moment ... sounds like it wasn't the wife, he just went for a cold shower/to 'knock one out' (always good preparation for a big date that!! :D))
Only date i got tonight is with a beer n kebab, can see kebab being misconstrued by blue ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 06:08 PM
Only date i got tonight is with a beer n kebab, can see kebab being misconstrued by blue ;)
Yeah I have travelled for a date but Turkey is out of the question, even if you will cook for me !!! Sorry hun
Yeah I have travelled for a date but Turkey is out of the question, even if you will cook for me !!! Sorry hun
You had a bottle of vino already, you wouldn't travel anywhere lol
Blue_SV650S
10-05-08, 06:19 PM
You had a bottle of vino already, you wouldn't travel anywhere lol
To be fair dude, if she wasn't going to cook for you, you can rest assured you would have to travel to her however far!! :D
p.s. Didn't realise you were in Turkey ... holiday or work (or are you Turkish?) :scratch:
To be fair dude, if she wasn't going to cook for you, you can rest assured you would have to travel to her however far!! :D
p.s. Didn't realise you were in Turkey ... holiday or work (or are you Turkish?) :scratch:
Working i'm afraid. Still got another 2 week out here, our company is farming out a load of work out here. I got to come out and set the process's up, Make sure all machine spec's are in order and corralate all there work to our results in the UK, every other month i'll be out here for a 3 week stint up until Octobe earliest.
Other wise i woulda turned up at Hullavington for the mini moto, next time you're up that way, give me a shout.
missyburd
10-05-08, 06:58 PM
'ello ello did someone mention squirty cream?
'ello ello did someone mention squirty cream?
You brought some, or want some?
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 06:59 PM
You brought some, or want some?
Shecan have some of mine, we can get back to this girlie thing :rolleyes: leave Cuffy alone for abit
missyburd
10-05-08, 07:00 PM
You brought some, or want some?
is it free?
yorkie_chris
10-05-08, 07:00 PM
If it involves you and shelly then I'm sure someone will donate some to the cause
leave Cuffy alone for abit
See that Cuffy? "A bit"... bide your time, and you're in matey. ;)
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 07:02 PM
If it involves you and shelly then I'm sure someone will donate some to the cause
I already have some !!! :twisted:
missyburd
10-05-08, 07:02 PM
I already have some !!! :twisted:
yum
EDIT: as in 'yum whipped cream' not as in 'yum whipped cream and Shell' no offence chuck! ;-)
See that Cuffy? "A bit"... bide your time, and you're in matey. ;)
*sits back n waits for the PM to come in* lol
Shellywoozle
10-05-08, 07:17 PM
*sits back n waits for the PM to come in* lol
You haven't replied to my last PM
Men .. hard work !
You haven't replied to my last PM
Men .. hard work !
I did :confused:
Anyway, all is good now ;)
kwak zzr
10-05-08, 11:02 PM
I already have some !!! :twisted:
you do? :) yea but its sam's squirty cream lol :)
xXBADGERXx
11-05-08, 01:45 AM
Pfffff , I`m more of a "Plentyoffish.com" subscriber myself , totally free but no biker chicks on there . I reckon Shelly will marry me in 3 years time anyway <-------- overconfidance after 4 beers and a kebab :D
And anyway , if you don`t have faith in your partner then you have no relationship whatsoever or any trust worth reporting on .
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