Jeremy Kyle

[plowsie]

Does anyone know how i can get hold of tickets for it, gonna get me Mum and Mrs some. They love it.

[hovis]

ITV website?

[missyburd]

.....is very amusing :)

[hovis]

Unfortunately due to high demand there are not currently any audience tickets available.


although you could go on as a guest:kiss:

[kwak zzr]

i'd like to jump up and down on his head!:bounce:

[MiniMac]

Gah, I fecking hate him. Jumped up arrogant idiot.

Also, if every guest who was on there was killed, society would be cured in a year!
Every single one of them seems to be a reprobate.

[yorkie_chris]

Look I've got a right idea...

Let's make it a 5 grand reward if you're enough of a spacker to get on the show, hence loads of applications.

Then we have a big reinforced perspex box built with lots of different levels, rooms and corridors. Add plenty cameras and a scattering of weapons.

Seal them all in, the winner draws the 5 grand, the rest are all dead, we get a good laugh, everyones happy.

[ArtyLady]

He is so judgemental he gets on my t*ts...who the hell does he think he is? Alot of the people who go on the show are, I agree pretty messed up to say the least but possibly not always their own fault - social background/upbringing/life problems etc could be all sorts of reasons.

IMO the real star of the show is Graham the resident psychologist...cool, calm, understanding and totally unbiased :cool:

(not that I watch it regularly you understand, only when I was laid up with my back ;) :lol:)

[plowsie]

As already said to my Mum and Kay, they are all pretty much Chavs that go on there!

[SoulKiss]

Saw a few minutes of this slimeball the other week on Bank Holiday Monday.

he is VERY clever - he will state in a VERY emphatic way, catching his "victim" up in a tirade about "When hes not with you hes with other women", finishing the sentence with "at least thats what your thinking" but with the second part in a lower, softer tone, leaving the person riled up by the thought of her man cheating on her, but then able to claim that he actually said a balanced thing

Plowsie, I am starting to get VERY worried about you

Dangerous Tyres, Riding in Trainers, Riding in poor kit, now Jeremy Kyle

I'm just waiting for your post in Stuff Wanted for Burbery Rim Tape........

[G]

I thought only people who lived on council estates with no jobs watched jeremy kyle.....and occasional people who are genuinely off work because they are ill.

lol j/k ;)

[ArtyLady]

I thought only people who lived on council estates with no jobs watched jeremy kyle.....and occasional people who are genuinely off work because they are ill.

lol j/k ;)

And what's wrong with living on a council estate? :confused: :rolleyes:

[G]

And what's wrong with living on a council estate? :confused: :rolleyes:

Note: Council estate with no jobs.........

Its a whole other discussion which is impossible to start without turning this into a jeremy kyle topic.

My sister lives on a council estate for the record.

[hovis]

And what's wrong with living on a council estate? :confused: :rolleyes:

need you ask?:smt073

[ArtyLady]

need you ask?:smt073

Yeah because Ive been here for over 10 years (I own my house) and have not had a problem :thumbsup: :D

Sorry...feeling defensive and argumentative today - cos the sun is out and I have to work...would rather be out on the bike! ;)

<bites lip and shuffles of to do some work...at home...in ex-council house...makes sure TV is off! ;)>

[Jools'SV Now]

sorry, i won't believe you live on a council estate until you take a lie detector test.

there's just no trust in our relationship anymore:smt011

[ArtyLady]

sorry, i won't believe you live on a council estate until you take a lie detector test.

there's just no trust in our relationship anymore:smt011

Sussed! actually I live in dis big ause wiv a swimin pewl and a butler innit :^o;) :lol:

[plowsie]

iz iiiiiiiiiittt

[sv-robo]

Jeremy Kyle =:toss:er.

[Girth]

My sister rang up for tickets for me and her to go

There is an poster up in a cafe in Bolton town centre asking for people to appear on the show, people who eat there are the kind of people you'd expect to see on his show.

[Kate Moss]

My sister rang up for tickets for me and her to go

There is an poster up in a cafe in Bolton town centre asking for people to appear on the show, people who eat there are the kind of people you'd expect to see on his show.


Do you frequent said cafe??

[Viney]

need you ask?:smt073

Hmm, i lived on a council estate for over 26 years. Nothing worng with it at all.

As for Jeremy. I have been off for 3 weeks. I have missed it most mornings, but it can be entertaining every now and again. Its the fact that theres, Montel, Trisha, Judge Judy, and all the ohter similar type fight shows.

Bring back Jerry Springer, much more entertaining :)

[Girth]

Do you frequent said cafe??


Yes :(

But they have such good food for very little money :p

[mrsgid]

i like the dna test results shows they are the only ones i watch

[blueto]

i like the dna test results shows they are the only ones i watch


the results are in...........................



when it comes to steve jr...................................



Marcus.........................


You are NOT the father...


Marcus goes wild shaking his fingers like a mad man. Girl runs of crying. Kid stilll dont know the daddy.....


State Pay more money to support.

Mr Blueto's tax goes up.

the end



WTF is that all about on public tv

[hovis]

the best line is..........

if im not the father i will stand by her.

you are not the father

bye..........im off

[ArtyLady]

I think they are all actors...who would honestly air all their dirty laundry sooooo publicly???!!! :confused: :)

[yorkie_chris]

Look I've got a right idea...

Let's make it a 5 grand reward if you're enough of a spacker to get on the show, hence loads of applications.

Then we have a big reinforced perspex box built with lots of different levels, rooms and corridors. Add plenty cameras and a scattering of weapons.

Seal them all in, the winner draws the 5 grand, the rest are all dead, we get a good laugh, everyones happy.


Much more fun.