Fun with chav

[Blue_SV650S]

I was cycling home earlier .. this boy racer chav was burning up and down a stretch between two rounderbouts ... it was a 30 limit and he was prolly doing 80 odd just before hitting the brakes (admittedly no other cars about) ... I don't know what it was, but it was all blacked out and had a really cool sounding dump valve/turbo, fully lowered and had a fully body kit and neons etc .. CHAV!!! :D

As I said I was on my pushbike and I felt pretty vulnerable that if he lost it or was p1ssed/high, I'd get taken out so ended up cycling on the grass verge ... I was impressed by the sound, but he was obviously a chav, so I ignored him/gave him no recognition ...

Anyway ... he eventually pulled over to chat to his mates at the side of the road ...as I cycled past his door/window, I looked in, him looking all chavy and smug, I said "dude, I think you need to get some new rings in that or something, its smoking like an old fiesta, it can't be long for this world"

It wasn't, not a puff in fact... but that is not the point ... I rubbed the smile off the little fecks face!! ... I cycled off before he could reply but I could tell his CHAV ego/car pride just too a big pounding!! :lol:

[carty]

Haha! Excellent mate, good wind up! Some chav in a Punto cut me up this morning - why do people put those transparent sticky out lights on their cars? :confused: They're just not cool!

[Alpinestarhero]

hehehe

chances are, he probably dosnt know what you mean by rings :rolleyes:

[Grinch]

Probably things your disin his gold man... You disin my gold...

[Alpinestarhero]

Probably things your disin his gold man... You disin my gold...

wot blud? you bare dissin blue bruv, his gonna get his bredren to come down and...er...ah! shank you up bruv, innit!!!

yea, fo'shizzle', im down with the street language yo

[Blue_SV650S]

Innit ...

Must admit, I made sure I exited fast just in case!! :oops: :D

It was a bit like a knock-and-run to be honest!! :lol:

[Grinch]

Innit true bro, don't want the man to come down hard on u... Word...

(do people still say word?)

[Paul the 6th]

rarse gonna swing by wid ma tanty man and deliver some slick licks to you knee caps blud. brap ka pow .

[SoulKiss]

rarse gonna swing by wid ma tanty man and deliver some slick licks to you knee caps blud. brap ka pow .

Wha you talkin bout Willis ?

[pencil shavings]

rarse .....

who knows what that meens? :smt064

[Paul the 6th]

rarse ma clart or bumba clart. Or just rarse. - you need to get down with the kids pencil.

[pencil shavings]

rarse ma clart or bumba clart. Or just rarse. - you need to get down with the kids pencil.


hahaha

no I think you misinterpreted what I ment. Do you know what the literal translation of it is, I wasnt after more patois (patwa) ;)

bumba clart, you will laugh if you know what that meens :D

[Paul the 6th]

not sure to be honest? i've heard 'cool people' saying it

[pencil shavings]

well (enter geek mode... lol)

alot of the slang is actaully just jamacian patois, or has its origions there, rather than the traditional english slang which came from east london, all the rhyming slang and that.

so, stuff like 'wa gwarn?' is straight patois - 'whats going on?'
'bumba clart' you can figure out meens 'bum cloth' not very nice calling someone a used bum cloth (used, taken in context, its an insult)

the nastiest one of the clart insults has to be 'pussi clart' which Im sure you can guess what a used one of those cloths is..... yuck lol

growing up in london and being 'down' with the 'cool' kids, and having a desire to know what I was saying, you learn alot! :)

[SoulKiss]

So what does that make Pappaclart (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=3914) ???

[Paul the 6th]

quality

[pencil shavings]

haha. I dont know why but that reminded me of a joke from when I was little.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

lol :)

[DanAbnormal]

Woah, thas dark bruv innit.