John's Question & Answer sub forum.. ;)

[John 675]

As seen in this thread: http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=1512609#post1512609

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Do you have Relationship issues? cant get a partner for some reason?
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[Wideboy]

not many takers then lol, nice ad :p

[John 675]

lol, i wasnt expecting there to be in all honesty it was just for fun lol, however i would of thrown my two pence in had some one asked a serious question lol,

[missyburd]

How do I prevent my boyfriend from getting grubby fingernails :rolleyes: :lol:

[ArtyLady]

How do I get the 'ol man to remember to put the bog seat down? :lol:

[missyburd]

How do I get the 'ol man to remember to put the bog seat down? :lol:

oo thats a good un :cool:

[SoulKiss]

How do I get the 'ol man to remember to put the bog seat down? :lol:

Toilets Seats are a Binary Device with two settings.

Either is correct.

Stop moaning

[aadeyc73]

Oh no i'm too late to ask my question I'm not around at the correct time until next Saturday now. I'd better set the timer to make sure I tune in next week.

[ArtyLady]

Toilets Seats are a Binary Device with two settings.

Either is correct.

Stop moaning

You'd moan if you sat on soggy porcelain half asleep in the middle of night! Men :rolleyes: :lol:

[John 675]

How do I prevent my boyfriend from getting grubby fingernails :rolleyes: :lol:

The easiest way to combat dirty fingernails is to identify where he is getting them in the first place for example.. if he does alot of work in the garage or the garden this would lead to the assumption that this is the culprit of the grime.

one thing option i would try is making a passing comment such as.. "where do you think those fingers are going with nails as dirty as that"
by doing this you are not directly telling him that his personal finger hygene is under question... at the moment..

if this fails, up to a week later its time for the big guns.. a simple "your nails are gross..."

and then if those nails still do not show signs of improvements.. you may have to initiate "the talk".. sit your fella down and simply say.." seriously they really are filthy.. and i find them pretty shocking to look at.. please sort them out.."

this should work... try this out and get back if it fails :D

How do I get the 'ol man to remember to put the bog seat down? :lol:

Well as a rule of thumb the bog seat normaly goes up if the guy cant aim.. so with relationships being a give and take situation.. think of worse case.. if he didnt lift it in the first place would you really want to use a loo seat covered in urine?
or further more have you considered that it iritates him that you leave it down all the time? why can it not be up untill needed????

although it is not difficult to put the loo seat down.. it is to many men.. as it just doesnt warrent the effort.. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

[missyburd]

. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.
but then they wont bother putting it up and then nobody wins haha

And I know exactly where YC gets his dirty nails I have never seen them clean the whole time I have been with him :lol: perhaps they were born black! To be fair I don't question it, Id rather his hands were clean at least!
Thankyou anyway John, I know where to come in future to be sure! ;)

[Blue_SV650S]

I'm gonna nominate Shellywoozle ... sort her out please, she seems like a nice lass that is a bit of a lost soul ... what is she doing wrong?? ... she knows what I think, but what do the pros think?!?! :scratch:

Sort her out with your wisdom John! :)

[Wayluya]

I met a fella in the pub who said he could enlarge my Penis by using a special massage technique.

But it does not seem to have made any (lasting) difference.

Was he just pullling my plonker?

[yorkie_chris]

although it is not difficult to put the loo seat down.. it is to many men.. as it just doesnt warrent the effort.. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

No!

Toilet seats that need to be held up are the most annoying devices ever!

[ArtyLady]

... if he didnt lift it in the first place would you really want to use a loo seat covered in urine?

He'd be toast!!





or further more have you considered that it iritates him that you leave it down all the time? why can it not be up untill needed????

although it is not difficult to put the loo seat down.. it is to many men.. as it just doesnt warrent the effort.. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

Yeah I preferred our old one...it was so knackered it used to fall down on its own...bit dodgy really if his bits got in the way :smt103 :lol:

Well thanks for the lack of an effective resolution to my problem...luckily I keep baby wipes in the bathroom at all time ;)

[yorkie_chris]

Why don't you stop being a lazy bugger? Or maybe check the position of the seat before sitting on it...

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.

[ArtyLady]

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.

Yes I do - I wear the trousers :twisted:

[John 675]

I'm gonna nominate Shellywoozle ... sort her out please, she seems like a nice lass that is a bit of a lost soul ... what is she doing wrong?? ... she knows what I think, but what do the pros think?!?! :scratch:
Sort her out with your wisdom John! :)

Without having had a propper covosation with shellywoozle it would be difficult to make any sort of opinion.

if shelly would like to have a convosation about it, either on here or in confidance i am happy to listen and give my opinion..

but usually when some one appears to be a lost soul it can be for a range of reasons.. including a bad relationship past including violence or abuse (in the broadest sense not nesiceraly the physical could be mental).. these are the MAIN reasons people may feel worthless and/or negative towards ever trying to love again as they do not want to have to feel so useless and unimportant. or they just simply dont want to hurt anymore. this is just one reason but the list is to comprehensive to go into detail here

the main things that the human species require from any sort of relationship be it friendship or love is the desire to feel wanted and needed, without this a person will fail constantly.. and have relationships that last for a small amount of time with no real gain.

before anyone tries to find a partner they must first know ( or at least have an idea ) of what they want.. you find some people go for the same type of person... and always end up back at square one hurting.. feeling depressed and ultimately alone..

your own mind is the best shrink on the planet.. because all proffesional shrinks do is coach the answers from you and make you realise it.. i my self have been to the mountains of madness and back.. and gained a Real ability to help people who need it.. by understanding how i released my self from depression.. and teaching others to do it too. (that last bit i am deadly serious about too folks.. i really can and regularly do help people who have problems and even full blown depression, it doesnt make me untouchable in terms of hurt.. but i tend to bounce back Very quickly and keep moving forward )

I met a fella in the pub who said he could enlarge my Penis by using a special massage technique.

But it does not seem to have made any (lasting) difference.

Was he just pullling my plonker?

If nothing came of it then in my opinion id say yes he was, although research has shown that masterbation during puberty can significantly alter the size of a mans penis for the better later on in life when the body has finished growing.

[missyburd]

Why don't you stop being a lazy bugger? Or maybe check the position of the seat before sitting on it...

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.
quiet you, get back in your box :smt081

[ArtyLady]

quiet you, get back in your box :smt081

That's my girl! - keep 'em in their place! :lol:

[yorkie_chris]

The bog seats left up at my house :-P

[missyburd]

The bog seats left up at my house :-P

that is because there is a higher ratio of lads to lasses in your house so I respect that :smt019

[dizzyblonde]

How do I prevent my boyfriend from getting grubby fingernails :rolleyes: :lol:

sorry to butt in Lyle, but the answer to this one is very simple...........
Lock YC out of the garage:smt103 MissYC....and then watch him squirm:???:

[missyburd]

sorry to butt in Lyle, but the answer to this one is very simple...........
Lock YC out of the garage:smt103 MissYC....and then watch him squirm:???:

:thumbsup::smt077

[ThEGr33k]

You'd moan if you sat on soggy porcelain half asleep in the middle of night! Men :rolleyes: :lol:

I have... Wake up quick! :smt103

[dizzyblonde]

I've heard this told by a few older lady friends,
but why oh why do some men folk manage to pee in the wardrobe after a skinfull???? I mean, come on, as if they aren't bad enough doing it all over the seat of the bog:confused:

[yorkie_chris]

Never done that one!

[missyburd]

Never done that one!

Not your own probably but I wouldn't put it past you to do it in someone else's :roll: :p

[yorkie_chris]

I'd do it perfectly sober to a few people I know.

[ThEGr33k]

I've heard this told by a few older lady friends,
but why oh why do some men folk manage to pee in the wardrobe after a skinfull???? I mean, come on, as if they aren't bad enough doing it all over the seat of the bog:confused:

Not done that yet.... though I dont really drink much now adays...

I'd do it perfectly sober to a few people I know.

HA HA :nomore:

[ArtyLady]

Not your own probably but I wouldn't put it past you to do it in someone else's :roll: :p

I like your sig MissYC ;) :cool:

[missyburd]

I like your sig MissYC ;) :cool:

hehe why thankyou :cool:

[svpilot]

I've heard this told by a few older lady friends,
but why oh why do some men folk manage to pee in the wardrobe after a skinfull???? I mean, come on, as if they aren't bad enough doing it all over the seat of the bog:confused:

I went to a party once at my mates, he had the most impresive toilet I have ever seen. Gold plated it was.

I complimented him on it the next day, and he said...

















So you 're the b*st*rd that p*ssed in my tuba!

:takeabow: Thank you, I'm here all night :)