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pencil shavings
27-05-08, 12:57 PM
So, with gettin2dizzys thread about expences - I want in!!

how do you go about becoming an MP from the ground up?

:smt033

Camel
27-05-08, 01:03 PM
I want in also....but to destroy the system from the inside!

We were told at our company that we had to change from a daily allowance (e.g. $75 (US) ) per day, to actual receipts.

When we asked why, we were told it was due to the tax man not liking how we did things.

Well that wasn't a lie, was it?!

G
27-05-08, 01:03 PM
Come from a very fortunate back ground......or be willing to lick **** from the minute your born.

Either of the above could probably get you a better job than your local MP

G
27-05-08, 01:06 PM
When we asked why, we were told it was due to the tax man not liking how we did things.

Well that wasn't a lie, was it?!

Very true, how can MP get away with that :confused: When the tax man doesnt allow everyday people to get away with it.

pencil shavings
27-05-08, 01:09 PM
hmmmm, no weathly background and I dont like the way a*se tastes, so any chance of getting in on merit? haha

the_lone_wolf
27-05-08, 01:13 PM
firstly you need to be an honest upstanding citizen...








...have you considered burger king?

;)

pencil shavings
27-05-08, 01:14 PM
firstly you need to be an honest upstanding citizen...




yeah, hmmmmmm

really? ;)

neio79
27-05-08, 01:30 PM
nothing stopping you starting your own party and standing as an indipendant MP!!

SoulKiss
27-05-08, 01:41 PM
Billy Connolly once said that the desire to be a politician should forever preclude you from getting to be one

I think that man talked sense.

arenalife
27-05-08, 01:46 PM
You need to be picked by your local party group as a candidate, if you want the backing of a party. Interestingly, Tony Blair was talking to both tories and labour when he first became an MP, he didn't care which party accepted him, just wanted to be an MP.

Ed
27-05-08, 01:47 PM
You first need a set of political principles.

On second thoughts, perhaps you don't.

neio79
27-05-08, 01:48 PM
You first need a set of political principles.

.


I have lots!! :D

pencil shavings
27-05-08, 01:57 PM
My views are very liberal, and i dont really think that the level of gov control is right, needs to be much lower, but i think that wudnt get me picked by any party in a hurry!

Ed
27-05-08, 02:16 PM
My views are very liberal, and i dont really think that the level of gov control is right, needs to be much lower, but i think that wudnt get me picked by any party in a hurry!

What you need to do is really very simple.

1. Lie through your back teeth.
2. Repeat as above.

neio79
27-05-08, 02:28 PM
What you need to do is really very simple.

1. Lie through your back teeth.
2. Repeat as above.

ohhh such a sceptic!! ;)