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Shellywoozle
04-06-08, 03:46 PM
Yeyyy just landed from my hen paty antics in Lloreta de Mar, Spain. In otherwords Spanish Blackpool !!

Landed at 9am in torrential rain, I mean we got drenched getting from the plane to the terminal building :( and it was like that all day.

Monday glorious sunshine, the Woozle has burnt bits. Started drinking at 10am and was extremely drunk by 7pm, when it was time for shower and time to hit the town...... don't ask what we got up to cause I don't recall too much.

Can't show any photos (U-rated site) but it's a cracking place for a hen party and stag do. Accomodation was ?28 for 3 nights LOL and it wasn't too bad.

Delay coming home and now the Woozle is heading for her bed to sleep it off, just wanted to say missed ya all ..... honest :smt003

xxxxx

Luckypants
04-06-08, 04:20 PM
Sounds like fun, ya drunken bum! :flower:

xXBADGERXx
04-06-08, 05:50 PM
How was the Sangria Shelly ...... LMFAO

Gene genie
04-06-08, 06:19 PM
your hen party?
whose the lucky/unlucky guy? delete where applicable.

Biker Biggles
04-06-08, 08:25 PM
Im going there in a few days.I hope they wont still be talking about you

kwak zzr
04-06-08, 08:41 PM
drunken bum lol :p

Blue_SV650S
04-06-08, 08:44 PM
Did you, or anyone else on the doo get your baps out at any point (that you can recall)?? 8)

chris8886
04-06-08, 08:49 PM
Did you, or anyone else on the doo get your baps out at any point (that you can recall)?? 8)

and if it's true then it's useless without pics!! ;) :p

kwak zzr
04-06-08, 08:58 PM
Did you, or anyone else on the doo get your baps out at any point (that you can recall)?? 8)

the woozle ain't gonna remember stuff like that lol, the alcohol prob means she cant drive for a week now lol, 2 foreign holidays on the bounce shell, you are getting out! good on ya hun ;)

Bluepete
04-06-08, 09:07 PM
Sorry, Who's back?

Shellywoozle
04-06-08, 09:42 PM
Did you, or anyone else on the doo get your baps out at any point (that you can recall)?? 8)

You will be pleased to hear I got my baps out but only around the poolside, but as in previous posts I did my lesbian acts, pictures available by paypal :)

Gene genie
04-06-08, 10:00 PM
muffins by the pool, not done that myself.

cuffy
05-06-08, 09:10 AM
You will be pleased to hear I got my baps out but only around the poolside, but as in previous posts I did my lesbian acts, pictures available by paypal :)
Wooohoooo :geek:
String vests n stetsons??? proper porn star look [-o<

Shellywoozle
05-06-08, 09:14 AM
Wooohoooo :geek:
String vests n stetsons??? proper porn star look [-o<

Ha ha ha ha couldnt imagine anythin worse :rolleyes: if I did that I DON'T recall and it would have been alcohol induced.

Specially with 20 something German lads surrounding the pool LOL

muffles
05-06-08, 09:38 AM
I'm sure you would be allowed to post links to pics, with a NSFW warning of course ;)

Shellywoozle
05-06-08, 09:40 AM
There is a wedding website and the pics are being dowloaded, with a few "censored" strips across bits LOL.

Once done I may post one or two.... but nothing to damaging to your eyes, I am not that cruel

Blue_SV650S
05-06-08, 09:56 AM
There is a wedding website and the pics are being dowloaded, with a few "censored" strips across bits LOL.

We obviously need access to that URL right now Woozle!! :smt077

ooger
05-06-08, 10:04 AM
Yeyyy just landed from my hen paty antics in Lloreta de Mar, Spain. In otherwords Spanish Blackpool !!



This ^^ reminded me of Benidorm, on ITV recently, which was wedding related....which prompted me to have a quick scan of the website to find this:

http://www.itv.com//img/original/Benidorm-Madges-wedding-b45bfd2c-16c6-4904-b0c4-9e082b81b506.jpg

There, I've set a standard for your pictures - they've got to be less scary than that.

Welcome back, by the way.

Skip
05-06-08, 10:51 AM
http://www.itv.com//img/original/Benidorm-Madges-wedding-b45bfd2c-16c6-4904-b0c4-9e082b81b506.jpg

There, I've set a standard for your pictures - they've got to be less scary than that.
I didnt know Zelda from the Terrahawks was married! Congrats to her! :lol:

http://www.tafkab.org/pics/terrahawks/zelda.jpg

Shellywoozle
05-06-08, 12:03 PM
Nope pics are not that scary, that is a bad bride ooger LOL

Bride is very stunning, it was me that let the side down LOL, my drunken antics where not a pretty sight. Still I can hit the delete button on my camera at least LOL

muffles
05-06-08, 01:15 PM
Linky! :p

kwak zzr
05-06-08, 03:44 PM
How much money into your paypal account shell? :)

Shellywoozle
05-06-08, 04:59 PM
OMG I have seen my bits on my brothers website and even I am scared ..... I have requested it to be deleted, bad bad bad. :(

Blue_SV650S
05-06-08, 05:37 PM
OMG I have seen my bits on my brothers website and even I am scared ..... I have requested it to be deleted, bad bad bad. :(

:shock: That is e-incest isn't it!!! :shock:

Mike2165
05-06-08, 05:39 PM
Can't show any photos (U-rated site) but it's a cracking place for a hen party and stag do.


Damn

Biker Biggles
15-06-08, 02:52 PM
Well I just got back too.Stayed in Calella and failed to get to the Moto gp last Sunday so watched it in a bar with a load of local bikers.They seemed quite happy when Pedrosa won.
Shame about the lack of pics from Shelly and I aint got any either.
One thing I noticed along the main road from the resorts to Gerona was the women sitting in lay bys.Every mile or so there would be a young lady sitting on a chair by herself in the middle of nowhere.Now what is that all about?Mrs B didnt allow me to make further enquiries:smt008