Got egged!

[slark01]

Just walking home this eveing from the shop and wham got hit by a flying egg from a bunch of teenage w*nk*rs in a black clio :x.
Because I was not wearing my glasses I didn't catch the number plate and i'm royally miffed.
:smt067:hackedoff::x:smt066:smt076:smt075:smt074:s mt097:smt071:smt070:smt068:smt093

It bloody hurt, just glad it didn't hit me in the head. Was a cracking shot, right on my belly button!

[appollo1]

Little Bar-stewards.
Glad you are ok. Lucky it didn't hit you in the face.

Have you reported it to the police? Doesn't matter that you didn't get the reg, there may have been others that it happened to as well who have reported it.

keep your specs with you from now on and look out for the car.


appollo

[slark01]

not reported it because of the no point they only get a telling off situation.
Ooooh I sooooo want to get my old air pistola out and go shooting teenagers, but i'm drunk and won't been able to hit a barn, nevermind the barn door.
Wonder if you can get an automatic egg rifle...hmmm?

[jimmy__riddle]

you should make a potato cannon, get the buggers with one of those!

[Warthog]

Chavs, grrrrrrrrrrr.

[Stig]

Forget the police, I'd hunt the car down and put a brick through the windscreen followed by a dozen eggs all over the interior.

[Fizzy Fish]

happened to me and a mate once, on our way out - totally ruined the night, a nice pair of suede boots! :smt022 funnily enough it was a black clio as well - blimin chavs! :smt068

[Shellywoozle]

Report it mate. If they have done it to you they will have done it to loads of people.

I had an incident reported to me, then 6 others came in and one complaint was a heavily pregnant lady, they got charged with assault and criminal damage to clothes.

Don't know where it got in court (probably thrown out LOL).

By know they will have the culprits or know who they are and your complaint just adds weight to evidence. Go on ya know you want to give the rozzas a call.

[carty]

About 3 years ago me and the wife were walking home in the evening, a car went past and I heard 'Whoosh, BANG!' and the wife screamed and fell forwards. I grabbed her and her coat was wet, I thought it was blood and for about 5 seconds I genuinely believed she'd been shot. The most frightened I've ever been in my life. Obviously, it was a waterbomb hurled at speed. :toss:

Looking back it sounds funny but believe me it wasn't!

Ergo, Slark01, I feel for ya!

Cheers,
Matt

[stewie]

Thats Warrington for you, its drive by egging now ;) seriously though, you want to report them Ste.

[slark01]

cheers guys for your thoughts. :-)
I have logged it with the police and got the incident number, as shelly as said they may get more people with a complaint so fingers crossed, the buggers might get a telling off :-) .

ps - got a nice round bruise on my belly!

[kat_s1]

Forget the police, I'd hunt the car down and put a brick through the windscreen followed by a dozen eggs all over the interior.



+ 1...

....u could also try white spirits on a cloth n 'causly' brush past... also sticking chewing gum under the door handles... gaffer tape up the jet washers, tyre damage... list is endless...

u cud also get a pet to cr#p on their windscreen..

[SoulKiss]

They bring hens eggs, you bring duck eggs

They bring duck eggs, you bring ostrich eggs

Thats the only way to deal with them :)

[slark01]

lmao, if I had the reg then I would have done some nasty stuff, but damn myself for not wearing my glasses :-(

[SoulKiss]

lmao, if I had the reg then I would have done some nasty stuff, but damn myself for not wearing my glasses :-(

Perhaps you had best - 3 points for riding with uncorrected eyesight :p :D

[Filipe M.]

Forget the police, I'd hunt the car down and put a brick through the windscreen followed by a dozen eggs all over the interior.

And a milk packet poured on the vent ducts.

[missyburd]

Sounds damn nasty, but at least you didn't get floured as well #shudder# so glad I never got caught out by that at school :x

[wtdafk]

Ha Ha, same thing happend to me n a few girls last weekend on the way back from the pub, thing is i have done silly stuff like that when i was younger so i wasent annoyed, i even thaught it was a good shot :smt041

[yorkie_chris]

A friend of mine from school was the unlucky bloke to walk next to on the way home, the scroats on the mixenden bus were forever throwing things.

He would always walk on the inside to avoid being hit, one week he got a penny, the next day, a golf ball, so he decided to walk on the outside instead. On the friday some lads went past in a car and hit him with a giant inflatable hammer.

Just go for a ride round at about the same time, you're bound to catch them eventually, follow them home at a safe distance then see how much dead fish will actually fit into one car.