My sad confession

[Lozzo]

I'm a velologist

In my defence I only collect the expired discs from vehicles I've owned or had as company cars.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3120/2559381054_b4e2802a49_b.jpg

[Tim in Belgium]

Did you watch Have I Got News For You the other week?

[Jester666]

Cool! Whats the oldest one? looks like 09/76.

[Razor]

weirdo...

[Lozzo]

September 1976 is the earliest, it was in the holder on a Yamaha YG1F 80 (GCE24N) that I dragged up out of a garage pit in 1982.

[Dangerous Dave]

Did you watch Have I Got News For You the other week?
+ 1

weirdo...
+ 1 !!!!!!!!!!!

[Lozzo]

Did you watch Have I Got News For You the other week?

No, but I was told about the publication of the week. Until then I had no idea that what I did had a name.

[Shellywoozle]

Loz hun you are defo not right are ya? Now they are as neat as ya sock draw and ya tool box.

(Shell wanders off worried about her buddy)

[454697819]

there is stuff in there from before I was born...!!

Impressive

[Lozzo]

there is stuff in there from before I was born...!!


I started riding on 6th April 1978 - my 16th birthday.

[Shellywoozle]

Nexy piccy should be them in date order !! Go on I dare ya

[Lozzo]

Nexy piccy should be them in date order !! Go on I dare ya

Noooo, that would upset the vehicle order.

[Shellywoozle]

Noooo, that would upset the vehicle order.

OMG Loz hun now I am worried ...... if they come put you in white suits let me know I will come visit you in hospital. :smt025

[Rhiwbina_Squirrel]

Umm Lozzo, mate? They're not straight...

Alex

[Paul the 6th]

you're sick and twisted. I'm off to stroke my collection of human hair to comfort me

[hovis]

i think we should all send our old tax discs to lozzo....... to feed his strange fetish

[Paul the 6th]

actually, hats off matey that is quite a collection - some people collect stamps, some people collect stolen memorobillia from nights out etc, tax discs are a novel idea :)

I don't really collect anything but I'm obessesed with carrot cake so I guess we're all a bit wierd in our own little ways :)

[Lozzo]

i think we should all send our old tax discs to lozzo....... to feed his strange fetish

I don't want anyone else's, I only keep the ones I've replaced with new ones.

[K]

I also collect these... kinda, they go when the vehicle gets sold on. I keep the old ones and put them in the wallet with all the relevant vehicle's docs - nice to have proof that it's has been valid on the road kinda thing for the next owner.

That said I don't intend on selling my MG - so there's 11 years worth sitting right there. :oops:

[VolatileParsley]

I'm a velologist


I don't know which is more worrying; the fact that you do it or the fact that it's so common that there's actually a name for it! ;)

[Stu]

Your carpet tiles could do with a bit of glue. ;)

[Mogs]

Your carpet tiles could do with a bit of glue. ;)

And a Free Ad for a well known insurance company.

When I was a cub scout I collected (for my badge) lots of wrappers that came round oranges, they are still in the tin I used, somehow I just cant bring myself around to bin them.

[Jester666]

When I used to smoke Marlboro I collected 100s of the foil pull outs as Marlboro used to do promotions for their stuff, lighters, clothing etc. Sadly I've still got them!! :lol:

[DoubleD]

I think a pic with them all in date order and then and pic with them in date of vehicle ownership.

Please make sure the tax disks are straight when you take the pics.

[wheelnut]

I suppose it is no different to saving all the number plates from vehicles you have owned and nailing them to your pigeon cote.

or is that just me?

[Stu]

And a Free Ad for a well known insurance company.
.
I noticed that too, but couldn't come up with a funny comment ... I see you had the same problem ;)

[muffles]

I don't want anyone else's, I only keep the ones I've replaced with new ones.

:-k Soooooo....if you put a vehicle on SORN...you didn't technically replace it with a new one...so do you throw those away?

:-k :-k And is that recursive? You throw one away, thus the one before it is no longer 'replaced', so you throw that away, and the one before that is no longer 'replaced', ....etc?

OT: Shell - new bike?

[Grinch]

I'll stick to collecting my belly button fluff you weirdo... ;-)

[kwak zzr]

ok confession time :o) i have every pay slip since i started at the royal mail 19years worth one a week :)

[Lissa]

So how many are there, Lozzo? I got to 54 and gave up:D

[Lozzo]

:-k Soooooo....if you put a vehicle on SORN...you didn't technically replace it with a new one...so do you throw those away?

:-k :-k And is that recursive? You throw one away, thus the one before it is no longer 'replaced', so you throw that away, and the one before that is no longer 'replaced', ....etc?

OT: Shell - new bike?

I keep all those that have expired, regardless of whether the bike is SORNed or not. I couldn't throw one away, that would be sacrilege.

[Lozzo]

Your carpet tiles could do with a bit of glue. ;)

No carpet tiles, just badly fitted carpet in a rented house, with an edge bound mat made from the same carpet on top.

[Lozzo]

So how many are there, Lozzo? I got to 54 and gave up:D


You only had another 100 to go...exactly 154 to date. I don't want to know how much it has cost me in road tax over the years.

[Shellywoozle]

All these little things you do Lozzo make me laff, ya a cool dude x

I am now thinking of something that can beat that ...... mmmm nah you win (again)

[Lozzo]

All these little things you do Lozzo make me laff, ya a cool dude x

I am now thinking of something that can beat that ...... mmmm nah you win (again)

You want me don't you? :makelurve:

Go on, admit it

[Shellywoozle]

You want me don't you? :makelurve:

Go on, admit it


LOL You wish baby :smt077

[Lozzo]

LOL You wish baby :smt077

You're just scared I'll bring a chicken with me. It's ok, I'll keep it frozen.

[Shellywoozle]

You're just scared I'll bring a chicken with me. It's ok, I'll keep it frozen.

Is it plucked???? And if it is then I am running :smt117

And what are your intentions with said chicken??

[Lozzo]

That was Kentucky Fried Chicken, it's not quite the same but probably even more kinky.

[Shellywoozle]

That was Kentucky Fried Chicken, it's not quite the same but probably even more kinky.

Shell runs :smt106 Helllllpppppppppppppppp

[muffles]

OT: Shell - new bike?

*cough* *cough* ;)

I keep all those that have expired, regardless of whether the bike is SORNed or not. I couldn't throw one away, that would be sacrilege.

Just trying to catch you out ;)

[chakraist]

Normal thread, then, BAM, sexual tension