Office games

[Camel]

I work in an open plan office, and managers (not me) and plebs (me) all sit together.

Anyway, my boss really likes to micro manage me, and my colleague (who doesn't report to him) always likes to take the p1ss!

So today we are talking about all things "micro"!

I have already asked my colleague if he has a microscope. Apparently, he had one for a birthday present when he was 8! He has asked me if I have a collection of MicroMachines - but I never had any :(

Alas, I need more suggestions from the mighty .org to help kick my colleagues ass!!

I know....immature, but great practice for keeping a straight face! :-D:-D

[blue curvy jester]

ask him if he studyied microbiology or kenysian theories of micro economics

what wattage his microwave is

does he prefer opera with a microphone or without a micro phone

[Camel]

Microwave.....check! :D

[SoulKiss]

I work in an open plan office, and managers (not me) and plebs (me) all sit together.

Anyway, my boss really likes to micro manage me, and my colleague (who doesn't report to him) always likes to take the p1ss!

So today we are talking about all things "micro"!

I have already asked my colleague if he has a microscope. Apparently, he had one for a birthday present when he was 8! He has asked me if I have a collection of MicroMachines - but I never had any :(

Alas, I need more suggestions from the mighty .org to help kick my colleagues ass!!

I know....immature, but great practice for keeping a straight face! :-D:-D

Other topics for your condiseration

1) Microprocessors
2) Does your mobile phone use MicroSD cards?
3) Have you seen the Gameboy Micro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Micro)

[Ping]

Has he ever flown a microlite?

[Woz]

Measured anything with a micrometer?

[Warthog]

anti-microbial action?
microlitre?

[Kate Moss]

Have you bought anything from Microdirect??

[Caddy2000]

Is he an Apple Mac man, or does he follow the rest of the sheep with MICROSOFT

[Kinvig]

Micromesan scanner?

It's a bracelet from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Death

[Camel]

Other topics for your condiseration

2) Does your mobile phone use MicroSD cards?

Done!

Hmmm, he wants to "catch up" with me this afternoon! :smt021

[phil24_7]

Do you think he suffers with that terrible condition of micro-penis?

[Camel]

Do you think he suffers with that terrible condition of micro-penis?

Nah....he's just Welsh! ;)

Cheers for the suggestions, they'll keep me going for a few days. :D







Just kidding on the Welsh thing btw!