View Full Version : Best. film. ever.
lukemillar
02-07-08, 07:56 AM
I had forgotten how great this was! :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPmiRp0SrI
Enjoy!
SoulKiss
02-07-08, 08:00 AM
Might have to stick Torque on my Media Player and take it to the AR :)
That and Wild Hogs :)
plowsie
02-07-08, 08:06 AM
Bad boys 2!
That is all you need to know, mods can lock this as I have solved it.
gettin2dizzy
02-07-08, 08:08 AM
Watched Deliverance last week. Genius :)
nakedblue650
02-07-08, 08:13 AM
http://i21.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/c2/2c/b5f4_1.JPG
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now.............
nb650
plowsie
02-07-08, 08:16 AM
The funny thing about the fight scene is, stick ya finger on the kill switch love, she won't know whats going on, she's blonde!
DanAbnormal
02-07-08, 09:03 AM
Torque?!? That was a pretty bad film. They couldn't even get the bike noises right. I can't beleive I paid to see that at the cinema. Gah!
BernardBikerchick
02-07-08, 09:12 AM
I had forgotten how great this was! :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xPmiRp0SrI
Enjoy!
its a BLOKEFLICK !!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
dizzyblonde
02-07-08, 09:17 AM
with all that jiggling of knives, wouldn't it have just been easier to have shoved it in her rear tyre and have done with it
Jayneflakes
02-07-08, 09:44 AM
Torque?!? That was a pretty bad film. They couldn't even get the bike noises right. I can't beleive I paid to see that at the cinema. Gah!
I bought the DVD for cheap in ASDA having not seen the film and then regretted spending £3 on it...
It really was utter old mans pants, with added skid marks! :sick:
I saw another film that had biker gangs on Sports bikes with Lawrence Fishbyrne, now that was rubbish, but still for comedy value it was a giggle.
As for Wild Hogs... I saw that with the person who just after became my ex. I need say no more...:smt013
The best part is the way the two bikes are totally motionless on the trailer for the close-ups. It's so funny, what must the producer/director be thinking? "Let's make no effort at all to make it look like they're still riding the bikes".
The advances in film making- they tried harder in this! :) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9NAi6feAMOs
ThEGr33k
02-07-08, 10:03 AM
Its the banging fron wheels mid air that does me. WTF!? Complete crap.
+ the whole film an SP sounds like an IL4 !!
gettin2dizzy
02-07-08, 10:11 AM
Hehe. You want to see 'Freebird' if you want a terrible bike movie ;)
Torque is misunderstood. I laughed so hard watching that.
However, perhaps that isn't what the director intended...
Ceri JC
02-07-08, 11:09 AM
Quality product placement in that clip! Hilarious film.
Warthog
02-07-08, 12:32 PM
That film looks TERRIBLE.
SoulKiss
02-07-08, 12:51 PM
That film looks TERRIBLE.
Dont judge before you see it.
It actually rates as Abysmal :)
Dont judge before you see it.
It actually rates as Abysmal :)
I actually watched it a couple of years ago. I was ill at home alone and it was the only unwatched DVD in the rack. With my brain addled with man-flu and lemsip, it was still horrific.
I should have just carried on watching Trisha....
lukemillar
03-07-08, 12:42 AM
Torque is misunderstood. I laughed so hard watching that.
However, perhaps that isn't what the director intended...
Exactly! My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I said it was great! If you are taking this film seriously, then you probably won't enjoy it!
Check out Shoot Em Up! Less bike action but even more kick-ass than Torque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQgFqOOeyc&feature=related
muffles
03-07-08, 08:05 AM
Exactly! My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I said it was great! If you are taking this film seriously, then you probably won't enjoy it!
Check out Shoot Em Up! Less bike action but even more kick-ass than Torque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQgFqOOeyc&feature=related
:smt043
I can't stop laughing at either of those scenes, do the directors really think they are believable?!
lukemillar
04-07-08, 04:23 AM
:smt043
I can't stop laughing at either of those scenes, do the directors really think they are believable?!
I don't think that is the point! Just kick-ass action!
Watch Shoot Em Up! I haven't enjoyed a film that much for ages!
muffles
04-07-08, 05:26 AM
I don't think that is the point! Just kick-ass action!
Watch Shoot Em Up! I haven't enjoyed a film that much for ages!
I might just have to watch both these films for the comedy effect! But seriously, I know they are just meant to be action, but they have to be believable to a degree, they have seriously bent the laws of physics...they might as well have the actors morph into pink elephants and have a memory competition as it'd be just as believable! :smt043
svpilot
04-07-08, 12:29 PM
Quality product placement in that clip! Hilarious film.
It's clever how they place the ads in such a subtle way :lol:
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