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Jayneflakes
02-07-08, 09:51 AM
Got up this morning extra early for a job interview, having spent last night working until 12:30 on prep for it.
So got washed and put my best interview clothes on, brushed the cat hair off of my black skirt, closed the top button of my blouse with a safety pin because it popped open due to a slight weight gain in my bust. A touch of light make up and a pile of pain killers to fight off the stress head ache.
Carol got up early and drove me to the interview and wished me luck.
Some what nervous I wandered into the building and tried to find reception. Only it was closed.
Wrong day...
Interview is tomorrow. :smt045
Had to phone Carol to be picked up again, bless her she did not laugh at my stupid mistake. I thought it was tomorrow already...:shaking:
Please feel free to point and laugh :laughat:
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timwilky
02-07-08, 10:02 AM
closed the top button of my blouse with a safety pin because it popped open due to a slight weight gain in my bust.
So, you are telling us you have gone a bit booby. Why hide it. Any male interviewer would be talking to them anyway. We can't help it. Our brains are wired up funny like that.
Flamin_Squirrel
02-07-08, 10:03 AM
Thank your lucky stars it was closed. If it was open they'd have found out you'd couldn't work out what day of the week it was - wouldn't have been good for your employment prospects there!
SoulKiss
02-07-08, 10:08 AM
You should talk to Scoobs - he nearly turned up for the AR a MONTH early.....
And to quote that controversial youtube link from a few weeks ago
"BOOBIES"
Alpinestarhero
02-07-08, 10:09 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahaa
pillock!!!
Na, its all good, just dont be late for tomorrow!
Matt
Jayneflakes
02-07-08, 10:09 AM
So, you are telling us you have gone a bit booby. Why hide it. Any male interviewer would be talking to them anyway. We can't help it. Our brains are wired up funny like that.
Sadly it is with a woman and no hope of tempting her with my enlarged bust, the security guard informed me that she had got married recently and the name I had for her was out of date!
Am now back home, sulking and feeling rather stupid!
:(
Warthog
02-07-08, 01:14 PM
Well see it as a dry run, that's two potential mistakes corrected without her knowing!
BernardBikerchick
02-07-08, 01:30 PM
haa haa roflmfao !!!! quality !!!!
I always manager t o get the word boobies in interviews !!!!!! it is a must :D:D
What's the interview for? I mean, what role?
Hope all goes well for you tomorrow.
Jayneflakes
02-07-08, 02:08 PM
What's the interview for? I mean, what role?
It is for the job as a Science Technician with a local college, a job that I am more than qualified to do, it is a job I really want and most of all it pays rather well for doing what is basically playing in lab all day. I have been doing it for another college for five years and have not got bored yet.
Hope all goes well for you tomorrow.
Thank you Ed, you thoughts are appreciated. However you did forget to point and laugh!:laughat:
missyburd
02-07-08, 02:13 PM
you must've caught the premature bug off Scoobs, didn't he get prepared for the AR thinking it was on a month early :rolleyes: :D
Anyway Jayneflakes it's not so bad, much better to be early than late....even if that means early by a day hehe. To be late by a day = not good :p
Best of luck with it by the way :D
By popular request :laughat:
thedonal
02-07-08, 03:59 PM
Think of it this way- you've just had a dress rehearsal for getting up and arriving at the interview!
And you did your prep a night early, so you can get an early night tonight!
Shellywoozle
02-07-08, 03:59 PM
:laughat::smt081 sorry hun that's funny but good on ya for going public.
Good luck for tomorrow, now are you sure it's tomorrow???? Check, check and double check the date LOL
Ahh and get ya tits on show chick, if you got em flaunt em :D
#-o think that says it all, good luck for tomorrow.... or friday or whenever it is ;)
Jayneflakes
03-07-08, 03:26 PM
So how did it go?
Thanks for asking.
Interview finished at four PM, I having been there since half eight this morning. I got the right day this time and did OK in the lab tests.
I did have to go across town for the final interview and the head of Faculty kindly gave me a lift, where upon she crashed her car trying to park!
The final bit went ok and now I just have to wait and see.
Warthog
03-07-08, 03:31 PM
where upon she crashed her car trying to park!
*must...not...say...anything* :lol:
Glad it went well! :)
SoulKiss
03-07-08, 03:34 PM
Thanks for asking.
Interview finished at four PM, I having been there since half eight this morning. I got the right day this time and did OK in the lab tests.
I did have to go across town for the final interview and the head of Faculty kindly gave me a lift, where upon she crashed her car trying to park!
The final bit went ok and now I just have to wait and see.
Well hope its not a long wait and results in a HappyFlakes :)
Jayneflakes
03-07-08, 03:53 PM
Well hope its not a long wait and results in a HappyFlakes :)
Thank you, I really need a job right now, things are a bit tight with just Carol bringing in good money.
What I would really like is to get this job, fit in really well, have a really good time and then with my first pay packet, I want to take Carol out to dinner and treat her to something really nice, like a new PVC Nurses Dress!:smt107
The worst part of being impoverished is having to rely on my beloved and seeing how hard she is working to keep us above water. I need this job really badly because we need the income, it just happens to be a really cool job too.
phil24_7
03-07-08, 10:07 PM
JF your a plonker!
phil24_7
03-07-08, 10:10 PM
Seems your prospective boss may have noticed your ample bust afterall!!!
BH - an interview that lasted all day:smt107 That's tough.
Sounds like you did well:D
Jayneflakes
03-07-08, 11:01 PM
BH - an interview that lasted all day:smt107 That's tough.
Sounds like you did well:D
The college likes to make it a good day out! The final interview of the day, having been interviewed by what seemed to be everyone and their dog, lasted ten minutes.
I just hope that my ample bust proves to have been worth the effort of cramming it in to my LBD.:smt043
Also to make me really stand out, Carol did a magnificent job of re dyeing my highlights last night, so I looked wicked. :D
BH -
You know the real Ms Flakes :shock: she's really real :swoon: :notworthy:
Jayneflakes
04-07-08, 09:31 AM
You know the real Ms Flakes :shock: she's really real :swoon: :notworthy:
errr... I don't understand.
I think I am real, the thoughts in my head make me think I am real... Unless someone else is making me think these things because I am a figment of their imagination...
Going to have a lie down now. :rolleyes:
Some people are too good to be true
Jayneflakes
04-07-08, 11:20 AM
Some people are too good to be true
:D Ahh, you are too sweet.
Had the result of the Interview this morning. I did not get the job and no reason was given. When I asked for feed back I was informed that the person who could give me feed back was not available.
I am disappointed, it is yet another set back. Still at least I have Pride in London to look forwards to tomorrow.
:sad:
Kate Moss
04-07-08, 11:32 AM
Sorry JF, everything happens for a reason though, something better must be round the corner. x
Jayneflakes
04-07-08, 11:36 AM
Sorry JF, everything happens for a reason though, something better must be round the corner. x
Thank you, I do hope that something is on the way. :cool:
Kate Moss
04-07-08, 11:42 AM
Thank you, I do hope that something is on the way. :cool:
Im sure it is, PMA!
Awh I really am a bit gutted for you that they put you through 2 days of torture, well you put yourself through the first day :lol: for nothing to come of it. Don't suppose it was even nice torture :smt102
Oh well, I'd like to think that it was a pretty small shortlist that they put through the day's worth of grilling, so you must be up there ready for the next thing to come along.
Good luck :D
Just noticed your location - can't believe you're not coming to the AR - we'll need to seek you out! :twisted:
Oh and there can be only one person for the job (re SKiss) I'll make sure he get's your message :D
Blue_SV650S
04-07-08, 05:48 PM
you t-w-@ :lol:
phil24_7
06-07-08, 07:34 PM
I recon your being made a scapegoat for the car crash!
Don't stress to much about the job, something better will come along. When Kate gave up her last job it was a month before she started temping and another month or so before she got her current job. Now she's in a cushy job (she can log onto the org most days), that pays well (since she just got a 15% payrise), with good oportunities for promotion/ job role change, and most of all, she enjoys it!
EVERY cloud has a silver lining.
Good luck with the job hunting.
Regards
Phil
Jayneflakes
06-07-08, 07:37 PM
I recon your being made a scapegoat for the car crash!
Good luck with the job hunting.
Regards
Phil
Thank you Phil, although I think you may have a point there! :smt067
Warthog
07-07-08, 11:25 AM
Oh that's unlucky Jayne :(. My brother applied to about 30 jobs before he got one, so just keep plugging away.
Jayneflakes
07-07-08, 05:36 PM
Thank you to every one who took the time to point and laugh at me and then offer kind words when I failed to get the job.
It really meant a lot.
So thank you, all of you. I would do hugs, but my arms wont reach out around the world to you all, so have virtual hugs instead.
:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug::grouphug: :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:
phil24_7
07-07-08, 06:08 PM
Cool, I think virtual hugs are better, that way I can guarantee I wont catch the ghey!!! ;-)
Sorry to hear you didn't get the job.
I usually have too many to choose from, last job hunt I applied for 3 and got offered all of them. Have you ever thought of a challenging career in pipe fitting? I could get you a gig easily...
Jayneflakes
08-07-08, 08:01 PM
Sorry to hear you didn't get the job.
I usually have too many to choose from, last job hunt I applied for 3 and got offered all of them. Have you ever thought of a challenging career in pipe fitting? I could get you a gig easily...
Hmm, now I have to be honest here and say that I don't really know what pipe fitting entails. :smt102
If it means sitting in an office, filing my nails and looking pretty, it's probably not the career for me. :smurfin:
However if it means getting filthy dirty, being able to swear in five languages and having a laugh, then I am prepared to give it a shot! :smt061
To be honest, I am sick and tired of working in Education. It is badly paid, over rated and the pension I have is rubbish, my only real hope is that I die before I retire! So if you know of any jobs going near me, then please do let me know.:smt039
By the way, I can do presentable and polite if needed but following a surgical mishap in 2006, I still walk with a stick occasionally, but otherwise I can do almost anything... :smt071
Jayneflakes
08-07-08, 08:05 PM
Cool, I think virtual hugs are better, that way I can guarantee I wont catch the ghey!!! ;-)
Oh dear, it might be to late, You do know that there are many things that can turn a usually straight man don't you? Quite often it is that one last pint!!! :drink:
To find out you had better try this (http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/)Just to be on the safe side... :-k
Miss Alpinestarhero
08-07-08, 08:08 PM
Just read this thread: sorry to hear you didnt get the job. If I were you, I dring back and ask for feedback, im sure the person will be available on another day. Can't you speak to someone else? I failed to secure a job and the original person was unavailable but I asked to be passed on to the second interviewee for feedback (the reason was rather stupid but meh).
Anyhoo, as others have said: everything happens for a reason. There may be something bigger and better around the corner. Just keep looking, keep applying and you'l get there eventually :D
I know job-hunting sucks though..!
Good luck
Maria
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