Why I didn't do AR08.....

[Shellywoozle]

I was playing "being a big girl"

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My brothers wedding. Was lovely day, rain kept off for pictures and started whilst we were in the marque but it didn't matter then.

I stayed sober and enjoyed the whole event !!! Apart from having to be a girl for the day :( and for those that know me, they know I am not a girlie girl :) so I fink I did well(ish)

Next AR I WILL be there!!

[kwak zzr]

you do the girlie girl thing well :) do it more chick it suits ya!

[Shellywoozle]

Bloomin ekk I can't afford it, £85 for the hair alone LOL .... me i like me as I am. Slobbin in jeans :) I made all that effort and not one single man !!! tut tut tut

Tell ya what Kwak staying sober is more fun than getting drunk, some sights. Now I know what I looked like on my b-day when your boss was thinking of taking me in to nick LOL ;)

[kwak zzr]

yep you nearly did get took down the station you drunken bum;)
sometimes its good not to get parra (ark who's talkin:rolleyes:) then you can see all the others making ass's of them selfs and you get to tel them in the morning,
well done for not getting blotto Shelly;) proud of ya!

[Shellywoozle]

yep you nearly did get took down the station you drunken bum;)
sometimes its good not to get parra (ark who's talkin:rolleyes:) then you can see all the others making ass's of them selfs and you get to tel them in the morning,
well done for not getting blotto Shelly;) proud of ya!

LOL cheers. Altho I do have to admit to getting one person drunk. My Mum :smt003

Poor woman doesn't usually drink, ooooooooops. She been sick lots this morning and sounded awful on the phone. Now I feel bad LOL

Mum I am sorry :smt056

[tanis34]

i have to say you did well staying sober and i have to agree with kwak you look v/nice:smt110

[Gene genie]

awwwwh, look at you. that look suits you really well. its not being a girlie girl. you look great, should do it more often if ''slobbin' in jeans'' is the case.

[chasey]

i... i have to agree with kwak you look v/nice:smt110

+1 :smt079

[Shellywoozle]

Fankoo, but you are looking at the right bint ain't ya? I am the one on the left LOL

[tanis34]

yes we are lol looks like you've more admirers than you thought shell :notworthy: ps the smile works wonders as well

[Shellywoozle]

yes we are lol looks like you've more admirers than you thought shell :notworthy:

Yeah and they all got white sticks :smt046

[tanis34]

well i do wear glasses lol:smt003

[markmoto]

Weuu woooo very nice miss woozle ;)

[mister c]

Wow, look at you............. :smt118
You got real legs & everyfin :)
Lookin good Shell

[startrek.steve]

Wow, look at you............. :smt118
You got real legs & everyfin :)
Lookin good Shell

Did she hire em for the weekend?
I thought she was like Davros, and welded to an SV....

[Shellywoozle]

Yup Steve got them from "legs4hire.com" - had to order them well in advance to get the same skin colour as the rest of me :)

Gone back now, so I got my old scabby legs back LOL

[markmoto]

Yup Steve got them from "legs4hire.com" - had to order them well in advance to get the same skin colour as the rest of me :)

Gone back now, so I got my old scabby legs back LOL

Lmao :thumbsup:

[Gene genie]

Yup Steve got them from "legs4hire.com" - had to order them well in advance to get the same skin colour as the rest of me :)

Gone back now, so I got my old scabby legs back LOL
i gotta get me some of them legs, how much were they for the weekend shelly?

[Shellywoozle]

i gotta get me some of them legs, how much were they for the weekend shelly?

Depends on wear and tear ... do you want insurance? What size etc.

You can have my scabby legs for a small fee.

[ooger]

I like your was-it-coat


Ah, thats not right is it?


:) you look lovely, keep smiling, looks like a good time had by all (/all*)



*you can't please all the people all the time. I tried, specially them wedding things....

[Shellywoozle]

I like your was-it-coat


Ah, thats not right is it?


:) you look lovely, keep smiling, looks like a good time had by all (/all*)



*you can't please all the people all the time. I tried, specially them wedding things....

LOL you totally lost there here chick, or am I just being blonde?

Thanx for compliment mid babble tho :p

[ThEGr33k]

Looking Good! :D

More pics? :p

[Shellywoozle]

Looking Good! :D

More pics? :p

You want more pics? What of me being girl :confused: why LOL

OK hold on ............ as I was the very sober one I got to look after the younger ones, who tried to lead me astray, I controlled them tho ;)

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[Speedy Claire]

Lovely pics and glad it was such a good day. Many congrats to your brother and his new wife x

[tanis34]

looks like you had a great time glad you recovered from your op in time

[appollo1]

Well done Shell for staying sober - it's great fun to watch others make fools of themselves. As for the dress :shock::smt007:smt007:smt007 lol

pm on it's way

[Shellywoozle]

Well done Shell for staying sober - it's great fun to watch others make fools of themselves. As for the dress :shock::smt007:smt007:smt007 lol

pm on it's way


Maybe I should get my legs out more often, may get myself a man!!! :thumbsup:

[kwak zzr]

this thread proves it hun, get them pin's out!!:)

[Shellywoozle]

this thread proves it hun, get them pin's out!!:)

Kwak shut it - proves nuffin, me legs are stayin under me jeans !!!!!

Although they are suntanned so they must have been out. Right knee is now trashed since I fell over a dog yesterday ... would have been more trashed if I had no jeans on ;)

So lesson learnt, always wear ya jeans & watch out for big dogs walking in your way !!!

[tanis34]

booooooooooooooo:smt089 hooooooooooooooooo we want the legs out

[kwak zzr]

hands up who wants shells legs out?:cheers: you have nice legs :rolleyes:

[tanis34]

:cheers::cheers::cheers: yey and dont forget the smile :cheers::cheers::cheers:

[kwak zzr]

dont ya just love the smile! and she's doing it more lately:D

[tanis34]

yes shes a lovely girl shame her confidence seems to of taken a knock lately:smt103

[Jdubya]

Hot Stuff!!!

[Shellywoozle]

hands up who wants shells legs out?:cheers: you have nice legs :rolleyes:

They are just legs !

Thanks guys for compliments, for those that know me well enough you know I hate people saying nice things about me, dunno why :smt102

Suppose tanis34 has hit nail on head, all about confidence .... maybe I should buy some from flea bay LOL :p

[tanis34]

girl you look full of confidence in them photos ,smiling and looking good you dont need to buy it coz its within you
paul;-)

[Shellywoozle]

girl you look full of confidence in them photos ,smiling and looking good you dont need to buy it coz its within you
paul;-)

Trust me I felt so uncomfortable in all those shots, except the one with my nephew, he always makes me smile. It took ages to pin me down to have those taken LOL

Think it was just the day that made me smile, seeing my big brother happy makes me smile too !

[tanis34]

thats a shame coz you dont look it but suppose its what you feel best in thats important :D

[kwak zzr]

shut up Shelly you are confident! you should absorb all the nice things said about you hun and smile more, trust me you know i'm right :)

[tanis34]

you tell her kwak :thumright:
paul

[appollo1]

hands up who wants shells legs out?:cheers: you have nice legs :rolleyes:


:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::c heers::cheers::cheers:
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
Get them out
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[kwak zzr]

you tell her kwak :thumright:
paul


if i go on enuf she'll listen to me :)

[Shellywoozle]

if i go on enuf she'll listen to me :)

Nah Kwak I know everything that comes out ya gob is bull$hit by now, I know ya well enuf LOL

:smt038

<runs fast and will lock her door tomorrow>

[kwak zzr]

:smt021

[tanis34]

when a women has her mind set nowt you can do or say will change it ](*,)

[BernardBikerchick]

I was playing "being a big girl"

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My brothers wedding. Was lovely day, rain kept off for pictures and started whilst we were in the marque but it didn't matter then.

I stayed sober and enjoyed the whole event !!! Apart from having to be a girl for the day :( and for those that know me, they know I am not a girlie girl :) so I fink I did well(ish)

Next AR I WILL be there!!

i missed u even though i don't know you !!!!

[Gene genie]

:smt035shes got legs,:smt034
she knows how to use 'em,
shes got legs.
so we've got the music, just need to change the image a little for a more rock and roll look. mmmmmm, i know what about gold hotpants?[-o<

[Shellywoozle]

:smt035shes got legs,:smt034
she knows how to use 'em,
shes got legs.
so we've got the music, just need to change the image a little for a more rock and roll look. mmmmmm, i know what about gold hotpants?[-o<

I am NOT doing gold hot pants ......... see I had this conversation already tonight I AM BEING BULLIED !!!! :rambo:

[ThEGr33k]

Wooooo Gold Hot pants!!!!! YAY. Oh wait... No Gold Hot pants!? Bah. Disapointment.

Oh and sorry I didnt talk back on MSN Shelly I forgot to turn it off while I was away :(

[Shellywoozle]

Oh and sorry I didnt talk back on MSN Shelly I forgot to turn it off while I was away :(

And you want Hotpant piccies when you ignore me on MSN ...... pppffft like yeah ! LOL

;) tis ok hun I forgive ya !!! So what pics is it ya want.... just opening bottle of wine no 2 :smt096

[Gene genie]

I am NOT doing gold hot pants ......... see I had this conversation already tonight I AM BEING BULLIED !!!! :rambo:
only once? i think about gold hotpants every waking moment.

[Shellywoozle]

only once? i think about gold hotpants every waking moment.

You won't think about them again if you see me in a pair LOL :smt022

[Gene genie]

You won't think about them again if you see me in a pair LOL :smt022
won't make any difference, but if you feel that it will feel free to prove me wrong. what waist are you, you could borrow mine, gene your thinking aloud again.

[Shellywoozle]

won't make any difference, but if you feel that it will feel free to prove me wrong. what waist are you, you could borrow mine, gene your thinking aloud again.


You own some ??
Pictures !!!!!!!!!!!! :smt011

[kwak zzr]

get ya jeans on gal whatever your most comfortable in eh:rolleyes:




































see I'm sticking up for ya;)

[Shellywoozle]

see I'm sticking up for ya


You been picking on me all night !!!!!!!!!!

:smt022

[kwak zzr]

noooo i been nice! you been drinkin so i'm right and your wrong!
folks you should see the size of her wine glass!:)

[kwak zzr]

i am nice my woozle and u know it:rolleyes:

[Shellywoozle]

noooo i been nice! you been drinkin so i'm right and your wrong!
folks you should see the size of her wine glass!:)

Mmmm you did that on purpose ............... Kwak changed my SMALL wine glass to a large one just before Appollo1 arrived.

Ohhh nice to mee you Ricky, thanx for biccies and sorry for the mad conversation !!!

Nice bloke Appollo1 .... shame about Kwak ! He never brings biccies :smt022

[ooger]

"And you're back in the room."
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On a matter very close to the title of this thread, and less in sync with anything to do with legs, "woozles", weddings, wine glasses or otherwise:

While most of you were having a nice weekend out and about (which I sorely regret not being able to make), I came inches away from buying a new house. But then didn't.

So this weekend, the same again.


PS. Anyone selling a nice house with an M or north Cheshire postcode?





Continue the innuendo, I'm finished here.

[Shellywoozle]

Why inches, why didnt you buy and what are you after.

If they came with a pair of legs would you pay more?

[ooger]

Why inches, why didnt you buy and what are you after.

If they came with a pair of legs would you pay more?

By your language I'm guessing you're not an estate agent :D

They use words like "Strong market", "healthy sale" and "ambitious investment". I hate them all equally.

"Inches" purely because of finding the perfect house (thought), then finding out a bit more about where it is, and the potential issues that brings with it.

Looking for a nice (big, haha) house, ornamental lake, landscaped gardens and a chauffeur, you know - the usual for the North West ;)

[Shellywoozle]

By your language I'm guessing you're not an estate agent :D

They use words like "Strong market", "healthy sale" and "ambitious investment". I hate them all equally.

"Inches" purely because of finding the perfect house (thought), then finding out a bit more about where it is, and the potential issues that brings with it.

Looking for a nice (big, haha) house, ornamental lake, landscaped gardens and a chauffeur, you know - the usual for the North West ;)

Nope certainly not an estate agent LOL ..... crapola ain't I he he he

But I could detain you if you prefer, thats my speciality ;)

[ooger]

Nope certainly not an estate agent LOL ..... crapola ain't I he he he

But I could detain you if you prefer, thats my specialty ;)


How coincidental :rolleyes:

[mister c]

You can have my house.
South Cheshire location, within easy reach of amenities, on street parking, landscaped yard, security Gates to the side (to stop undesirables). Sound good?

The houses 2 &3 Doors down have security cameras mounted on the front of their houses because of the crime rate, I've been broken into twice in 4 years & the place is swarming with immigrants.......................














Welcome to Cheshire lol :smt023:smt082:smt0828-)

[tanis34]

2nd bottle tut tut you and the missus would get on well:smt120 and theres little old me stone cold sober

[Shellywoozle]

2nd bottle tut tut you and the missus would get on well:smt120 and theres little old me stone cold sober

I got a hangover after bottle 1 cause I was drinking so slow :smt103 all Kwaks fault........ got to blame someone.

Kwak .............. shoppin ??? We didn't set the date, need to hurry the bike may go. Rememeber me and ya misses, she will be ya angel on ya one shoulder and I will be :smt084 :) get buying boy

[Spiderman]

So what pics is it ya want.... just opening bottle of wine no 2 :smt096
*Rushes off to make a list*

You won't think about them again if you see me in a pair LOL :smt022

You let me be the judge of that young lady, send the pics and i'll tel you if i need eye bleach or i'm coming over with a bottle of wine.

Nope certainly not an estate agent LOL ..... crapola ain't I he he he

But I could detain you if you prefer, thats my speciality ;)

Mmmm, wrestle me to the floor first and then detain me? HELL YEH GIRLY....BRING IT ON!!!!
;)

[Shellywoozle]

*Rushes off to make a list*



You let me be the judge of that young lady, send the pics and i'll tel you if i need eye bleach or i'm coming over with a bottle of wine.



Mmmm, wrestle me to the floor first and then detain me? HELL YEH GIRLY....BRING IT ON!!!!
;)

Thinks she has found the org letch !! LOL :rolleyes: OK going to look thru pics to see if any are good enuf ... not cheap wine tho hun, I am not a cheap date LOL

[Grinch]

Where the hell is this thread going... Zig... calm yourself.

[Shellywoozle]

Where the hell is this thread going... Zig... calm yourself.

LOL somewhere along the line, alcohol and men disrailed my thread lol

:confused:

[Spiderman]

Thinks she has found the org letch !! LOL :rolleyes: OK going to look thru pics to see if any are good enuf ... not cheap wine tho hun, I am not a cheap date LOL
Nah just newly single again is all. I'm a nice guy really. Nice with a kinky edge that is ;)

Where the hell is this thread going... Zig... calm yourself.
Oh grinchy poos.... dont be jealous i still love you, nothing will ever change that.

LOL somewhere along the line, alcohol and men disrailed my thread lol

:confused:

No, no. You my dear posted up pics of you looking kinda lovely. And if you look that good in civvies i can only begin to wander how good you look in uniform ;)

[Shellywoozle]

No, no. You my dear posted up pics of you looking kinda lovely. And if you look that good in civvies i can only begin to wander how good you look in uniform ;)

Ahh sorry to hear ya newly single, or are you enjoying yourself !! Trust me it'll soon get boring !

As for the above, I kinda think thats a compliment, thank you. :p

[Spiderman]

newly single is what you make of it really innit? I'm enjoying it tho you girls are bloody hard work at times ;)

And it was meant as a compliment so i'm glad you took it that way or i'd be hurt (i know grinch will be jelous but he'll just have to cope).

So wheres those pics of you in uniform you promised me?

[Shellywoozle]

newly single is what you make of it really innit? I'm enjoying it tho you girls are bloody hard work at times ;)

I agree, I am enjoying it but kinda miss cuddles and someone to take the pi$$ out of :jocolor: - but I don't have anyone to answer. But the right relationship shouldn't be like that anyway ... maybe while I am single LOL - disillusioned :p

(i know grinch will be jelous but he'll just have to cope).


You 2 want to go public over anything ;)


So wheres those pics of you in uniform you promised me?

Never promised these did I? For professional reasons no pics of me in uniform will be ever posted publicly, sorry ! Unless it's my fancy dress outfit ;)

[Jinxy43]

Just seen the picts shelly and you looked amazing, with legs like those and that wonderfull smile the world is your oyster.

As the cartoon wolf used to say Hubba hubba, (followed by lots of foot stamping and whistling)

You look ace Shelly:smt098

[DoubleD]

hubba hubba, looking good shell

[Shellywoozle]

hubba hubba, looking good shell

Just seen the picts shelly and you looked amazing, with legs like those and that wonderfull smile the world is your oyster.

As the cartoon wolf used to say Hubba hubba, (followed by lots of foot stamping and whistling)

You look ace Shelly:smt098

Pay ya later guys .................... :kiss:

[Jinxy43]

No payment needed, as telling a friend they look one in a million all dolled up,

But if you want to pay me, then a hug will be fine, next time I am down your neck of the woods.

Love ya hun

[Shellywoozle]

No payment needed, as telling a friend they look one in a million all dolled up,

But if you want to pay me, then a hug will be fine, next time I am down your neck of the woods.

Love ya hun

Ya on ;-) big hug waiting hun

[startrek.steve]

Just seen the picts shelly and you looked amazing, with legs like those and that wonderfull smile the world is your oyster.

As the cartoon wolf used to say Hubba hubba, (followed by lots of foot stamping and whistling)

You look ace Shelly:smt098

Get yer coat love!
you've pulled!! :makelurve:

[tanis34]

Never promised these did I? For professional reasons no pics of me in uniform will be ever posted publicly, sorry ! Unless it's my fancy dress outfit :wink:
and what fancy dress would that be ???????

[Lozzo]

They are just legs !


They are not 'just legs' they are Woozle-legs, special and all that.

[Shellywoozle]

They are not 'just legs' they are Woozle-legs, special and all that.

LOL Lozzo, you want my legs don't ya, you can't bribe Sam to get me round the back now ...... be honest :)

I shall send them DHL be with you tomorrow !!! See ya soon hun. legs and all.