Help Wideboy

[lily]

After talking to Wideboy, he can not remember what he did or what was done to him on the saturday night of the AR, this is all he knows:

1. Hovis slapped him twice
2. He was talking to redbouy
3. sat on a bar stool by the door
4. some one stuck his head in their boobs

If anyone could fill in the gaps he would be very grateful!!! :rolleyes:

[hovis]

i heard a rumur involving bear

[dizzyblonde]

saturday evening he spent a lot of time with myself and Redbuoy, that was early on after the BBQ. Later on I recall him saying he had about 12 cans:p and apologising for being drunk, but hey weren't we all sweetie. Later I recall him sitting in the rear area of the pub with Bear and Dan, and a couple of others, where for a short time he fell asleep. After that I couldn't say, as I dragged Im Indoors off to bed, as he had drunk far more than Mr Widepants


AWWW bless, Spongebob Prince Harry pants, you were fine:drunken:

[Frank]

well he did stand around most of the night grinning to himself
looked abit of a window licker to me

[hovis]

redboy looks like his dad

[Frank]

Lmao

[dizzyblonde]

The ever grinning face of Wideboy
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/2008_07050035.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/2008_07050036.jpg
With Redbouy

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/2008_07050037.jpg


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/2008_07050038.jpg


here you go hun

[Frank]

redboy looks like his dad
Do remember you walking up to Stretch and his dog ragging your pants:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

[Wideboy]

oh dear i remember nothing, probably for the best, no drinky poo's next time

[Drew Carey]

I heard a rumour. If I remember correctly.....I had consumed many a litre of cider....but I was told that it involved Wideboy and the following items:

1. Vat of KY.
2. Feather Duster.
3. Set of Handcuffs.
4. Hovis's Blade.
5. Hovis.
6. 1 smelly portaloo.
7. Bear.

Don't shoot the messenger, I merely state what I heard. :D:p;)

[dizzyblonde]

6. 1 smelly portaloo.





Portaloo tipping:confused:

[Drew Carey]

Portaloo tipping:confused:

I believe that a very strong gust of wind did cause the portaloo WidePants was in to gently sway at one point. :D.

[Frank]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2344/2638368113_726da3a5f1.jpg?v=0

[Frank]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2344/2638368113_726da3a5f1.jpg?v=0

just realised what you mean about getting cramps mate.Looks like you're on a toy bike.




nice bike though

[Jester666]

I think the boobs were either Bears or Messies.

[Messie]

I think the boobs were either Bears or Messies.
Mmmmmm you could be right there but I couldn't say which one. May've been both. Neither of us was entirely sober either :D

[carnivore]

All i remember is shouting at you to stop you falling asleep in the pub and then you asked me for some KY dunno why.

[Alpinestarhero]

Me and gavin had man-love. It wasnt your tent you where put in gavin, it was mine :smt031

[Wideboy]

I believe that a very strong gust of wind did cause the portaloo WidePants was in to gently sway at one point. :D.

yep i was going to run out but unfortunately i was mid stream and it would have been weird

Mmmmmm you could be right there but I couldn't say which one. May've been both. Neither of us was entirely sober either :D

thank you, they were very nice :D

All i remember is shouting at you to stop you falling asleep in the pub and then you asked me for some KY dunno why.

i remember nodding off but only for a second :D

Me and gavin had man-love. It wasnt your tent you where put in gavin, it was mine :smt031

now i know your lying, how the hell would i fit in you tent

[Alpinestarhero]

ontop, of course

[Frank]

just remembered you used ur lid as a toilet and we had to fill it full of paper to dry it out

[ChrisCaveman]

just remembered you used ur lid as a toilet and we had to fill it full of paper to dry it out

lmao

[Spiderman]

i'm sure the boobs were Grinch's tbh!!!! The poor poor boy.

[SoulKiss]

i'm sure the boobs were Grinch's tbh!!!! The poor poor boy.

Couldn't have been

Grinch has Groobs, not Boobs

[Girth]

I remember most of it, especially when i have to escort widepants back to his tent, where he asked me "is it special time?".................






It would of been rude not to take advantage of him :)

[hovis]

I remember most of it, especially when i have to escort widepants back to his tent, where he asked me "is it special time?".................






It would of been rude not to take advantage of him :)

so, was it special time?

[Girth]

so, was it special time?


Yeaaaas! it was SEXY TIME!

http://funkyheart.com/images/stories/Borat/sexytime.gif

[Wideboy]

lmao so basicly i made an ar5e of myself, why didnt some one film it would have been funny to watch

[redbouy]

All this heading off was whay after you asked me to take you home. I think bear asked us where we had been.

sssshhhhhhh dont ask dont tell

[hovis]

why didnt some one film it would have been funny to watch

because you are not a an A-list celebitry like me

:smt064