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I don't know if this has been done before but I thought I'd give it a go.
Rules: Up to three sentences and no-one is allowed to end it. There MUST only be story text written in here. Here goes.
Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before.....
lukemillar
11-07-08, 02:00 AM
Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before.....
It sounded like a loud wailing and was coming from woods. Norris went to investigate and when he reached the source of the noise, he discovered a rather sexy female beaver tied to a tree. She was......
xXBADGERXx
11-07-08, 06:09 AM
Once upon a time there was a little beaver called Norris. Norris was a happy go lucky sort of beaver who enjoyed many things in life. One day he was tending his dam when he heard something he had never heard before . It sounded like a loud wailing and was coming from woods. Norris went to investigate and when he reached the source of the noise, he discovered a rather sexy female beaver tied to a tree. She was......
Wearing a Black PVC Gimp Mask , and had forgotten the secret word to get her released from the tree , She looked at Norris and said .....
SoulKiss
11-07-08, 06:43 AM
Wearing a Black PVC Gimp Mask , and had forgotten the secret word to get her released from the tree , She looked at Norris and said .....
Get out of here quick, the U-Rating Bomb is about to go off !!!!
Or at least, if she hadnt been gagged thats that is, instead, all he heard was "MM MM M MM MMM, MM MMMMM, MMM M MM M M MM!!!!"
Unfortunately for Norris, her warning was too late, and as the explosion ripped him apart, he wished that he hadn't had such a thing for female beavers in PVC and Gimp masks.
Jester666
11-07-08, 06:49 AM
Get out of here quick, the U-Rating Bomb is about to go off !!!!
Or at least, if she hadnt been gagged thats that is, instead, all he heard was "MM MM M MM MMM, MM MMMMM, MMM M MM M M MM!!!!"
Unfortunately for Norris, her warning was too late, and as the explosion ripped him apart, he wished that he hadn't had such a thing for female beavers in PVC and Gimp masks.
As Norris and Sheilas (for 'twas her name) blo0dy remains rained down on the forest Farquar the Cougar strolled into the gore splattered clearing. He looked around eyeing up the lumps of tasty looking meat and...
As Norris and Sheilas (for 'twas her name) blo0dy remains rained down on the forest Farquar the Cougar strolled into the gore splattered clearing. He looked around eyeing up the lumps of tasty looking meat and...
was suddenly set upon by a lusty pirate swinging his cutlass wildly. The cougar stood no chance and ran as fast as the wind. The Pirate meanwhile buckled his swash and...
was suddenly set upon by a lusty pirate swinging his cutlass wildly. The cougar stood no chance and ran as fast as the wind. The Pirate meanwhile buckled his swash and...
...spliced his mainbrace. He remembered Norris from the good old days when they were both students who had worked at the local Lidls together for at least three and a half weeks. Who could have inflicted such a horrible death on Norris and Sheila? (Who was very well known thoughout the forest). Intent on revenge Stingpants the pilates teacher set off....
...spliced his mainbrace. He remembered Norris from the good old days when they were both students who had worked at the local Lidls together for at least three and a half weeks. Who could have inflicted such a horrible death on Norris and Sheila? (Who was very well known thoughout the forest). Intent on revenge Stingpants the pilates teacher set off....
in the direction of the setting sun. Soon, all around in the woods it would be dark; and when it gets dark the woods get a bit creepy. Stingpants trod on a twig which made a loud 'crack!' and there was a bright burst of light in front of her....
in the direction of the setting sun. Soon, all around in the woods it would be dark; and when it gets dark the woods get a bit creepy. Stingpants trod on a twig which made a loud 'crack!' and there was a bright burst of light in front of her....
...through which stepped Dawn (think about it). Dawn was a fine buxom wench with long tresses of flaxen coloured hair. She would regularly pump the cabin boy's spectacular...
...through which stepped Dawn (think about it). Dawn was a fine buxom wench with long tresses of flaxen coloured hair. She would regularly pump the cabin boy's spectacular...
....bilge until she could take it any more. Dawn spoke with a deep husky voice, rather like Kath Beale but with an old German accent; "What bringeth thou to meine luvlig forest ya?". Stingopants replied....
" Oh fine buxom wench, I come hither to avenge the death of my dear friend. However, your mesmerising beauty behoves me to. . .
Gordon B
11-07-08, 04:55 PM
" Oh fine buxom wench, I come hither to avenge the death of my dear friend. However, your mesmerising beauty behoves me to. . .
...ask for your hand in marraige.
...ask for your hand in marraige.
'You've got to be joking, Mate' Dawn replied, losing her phony german accent rapidly.'You might have a big cutlass, but I want a man with a big...........'
Wysiwyg
11-07-08, 05:01 PM
'Nicht dis is verboten' said Dawn 'you must go on a perrilous quest into the centre of the forest where.......
Gordon B
11-07-08, 05:04 PM
'Nicht dis is verboten' said Dawn 'you must go on a perrilous quest into the centre of the forest where.......
the zombie undead corpses of Norris and Sheila walk......
Jayneflakes
11-07-08, 05:07 PM
You will find Terry, King of the Gimp people and his trusty friend Goatse. From there you must learn the fabled great skill of Concertina and play for us my favourite Lithuanian tune. Then you must pass through the great opening to the...
Spiderman
11-07-08, 05:13 PM
Jade Garden on the other side. Jade meanwhile was busy trimming the edges of her garden in case she should have an unexpected visitor drop by and want to examine her borders. Just then....
Jade Garden on the other side. Jade meanwhile was busy trimming the edges of her garden in case she should have an unexpected visitor drop by and want to examine her borders. Just then....
there was a knock at the door. It was the the magnificent seven. They had fallen from a book and were on the lookout for the famous five.
One of the seven walked up to jade and said.................
there was a knock at the door. It was the the magnificent seven. They had fallen from a book and were on the lookout for the famous five.
One of the seven walked up to jade and said.................
"Here - grasp my belaying pin whilst I heave to and lower the mainsail". At this point Stingopants and the magnificent seven removed their sarks to reveal...
Alpinestarhero
11-07-08, 08:27 PM
"Here - grasp my belaying pin whilst I heave to and lower the mainsail". At this point Stingopants and the magnificent seven removed their sarks to reveal...
their mighty musical instruments, and instantly burst into heavy metal! Jade was appalled at this and proceeded to..
their mighty musical instruments, and instantly burst into heavy metal! Jade was appalled at this and proceeded to..
...polish Stingopants' bollards. Twas not long before the capstan turned of its own accord exposing the famous five again. Suddenly, there was a loud crack whereupon...
redbouy
11-07-08, 09:12 PM
The capstan opened, it was the dalek prison from doctor who. but for some reason it was only 2 feet high and all the daleks where only about a foot high. The first to come out was...
sitting astride his mighty SV and was making the sound of elephants in love.I am the mighty Quiff and behold my......
Tiger 55
12-07-08, 04:03 AM
I am the mighty Quiff and behold my......
goodness it's early. Sorry about the elephant noises, I was just clearing my throat. I have been imprisoned in this capstan a twelvemonth by the dastardly...
Blue_SV650S
12-07-08, 05:35 AM
goodness it's early. Sorry about the elephant noises, I was just clearing my throat. I have been imprisoned in this capstan a twelvemonth by the dastardly...
... and Mutley duo from wacky racers. Whilst imprisoned, Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat would torment the prisoners by ...
Jayneflakes
12-07-08, 08:06 AM
... and Mutley duo from wacky racers. Whilst imprisoned, Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat would torment the prisoners by ...
By squeeking in a highly annoying and falsetto voice. Meanwhile, in nearby ditch sat Johan, a secret service agent from Kazakhstan. He was enjoying his holiday so far, in fact it had been just like work, sleeping with beautiful double agents and hiding out in the local bushes waiting to catch ....
By squeeking in a highly annoying and falsetto voice. Meanwhile, in nearby ditch sat Johan, a secret service agent from Kazakhstan. He was enjoying his holiday so far, in fact it had been just like work, sleeping with beautiful double agents and hiding out in the local bushes waiting to catch ....
his sister sleeping with their brother. Johan knew that it was going on but couldent put his finger on it. He had received some good advice from isle of wighters. Just then there was a huge bang and johan turned to see.....
Alpinestarhero
12-07-08, 05:07 PM
Dirk Kinvig, returning to kasakshtan to recover his BMW! Dirk last heard Johan was in possession, and was well up for...
Jayneflakes
12-07-08, 05:51 PM
Dirk Kinvig, returning to kasakshtan to recover his BMW! Dirk last heard Johan was in possession, and was well up for...
a bit of manly love, they held each others gaze as Dirks hands stroked Johans. The moment came for their first kiss, but just as they were about to touch lips, there was a rustle in the bushes next to them. Startled they both turned and looked into the face of.....
Alpinestarhero
12-07-08, 05:53 PM
a bit of manly love, they held each others gaze as Dirks hands stroked Johans. The moment came for their first kiss, but just as they were about to touch lips, there was a rustle in the bushes next to them. Startled they both turned and looked into the face of.....
Artoo, the cat that emits noxious gasses!!! dirk was already prepared, carrying around a gas mask, but the others..
yorkie_chris
12-07-08, 07:10 PM
Artoo, the cat that emits noxious gasses!!! dirk was already prepared, carrying around a gas mask, but the others..
...would have faced instant death, if not for the heroic quiff, who was also in the bushes (again) to scare the cat off with the flash of his mighty...
...would have faced instant death, if not for the heroic quiff, who was also in the bushes (again) to scare the cat off with the flash of his mighty...
...quarter pounder!! As the sun began its inexorable journey beyond the distant horizon, Stingopants wiped a tear from Dawn's eye, and making fast his belayin' pin he stowed his...
grh1904
13-07-08, 09:33 AM
...quarter pounder!! As the sun begab its inexorable journey beyind the distant horizon, Stingopants wiped a tear from Dawns eye, and making his fast his belayin' pin he stowed his...
Mighty musical instrument, turning as he heard a noise from the bushes. He observed a man dressed in simple robes, sandals on his feet, tanned skin with a beard. The man approached him and asked "Are you the Judean Peoples Front???"
yorkie_chris
13-07-08, 09:39 AM
Mighty musical instrument, turning as he heard a noise from the bushes. He observed a man dressed in simple robes, sandals on his feet, tanned skin with a beard. The man approached him and asked "Are you the Judean Peoples Front???"
And he said "f### off, we're the peoples front of judea!"... "Hang on a minute, what are we doing in a park in Clapham?"... And with that, they began...
missyburd
13-07-08, 09:42 AM
And he said "f### off, we're the peoples front of judea!"... "Hang on a minute, what are we doing in a park in Clapham?"... And with that, they began...
...skipping down the street arm in arm and clicking their heels in a true Oliver Twist fashion, much to the amazement of the passersby.
Suddenly one passerby with a turned up nose walked in front of the jolly two and shouted "Halt!" Shortly followed by "Are you local?"
...skipping down the street arm in arm and clicking their heels in a true Oliver Twist fashion, much to the amazement of the passersby.
Suddenly one passerby with a turned up nose walked in front of the jolly two and shouted "Halt!" Shortly followed by "Are you local?"
The two dodgy geezers looked at each other and, as one, pushed the nosey passerby into a nearby rubbish skip which had been conveniently left earlier by a local builder who had decided to go for lunch at a branch of subway that was only three streets away.
It was apparent to all present that something was not right...the town began to unravel as the threads that formed the visuality of the town were simultaneously pulled in different directions rather like something in a long forgotten Clive Barker novel. Would Stingopants be able to save the fragile tapestry of life before it was lost forever to the dreaded scourge? The answer to this could only be found in...
Alpinestarhero
13-07-08, 08:25 PM
...a physics text book, but the mathematics was so hard that very few people could understand it! Stingo rang up his mate who lived over the road from oxford and asked him to run to the physics department to get some help. Unfortunatly...
...a physics text book, but the mathematics was so hard that very few people could understand it! Stingo rang up his mate who lived over the road from oxford and asked him to run to the physics department to get some help. Unfortunatly...
...access was restricted to pirates and Stingo's mate wasn't allowed in. This was a job for the Sausage factory. Stingo got on the blower to....
...access was restricted to pirates and Stingo's mate wasn't allowed in. This was a job for the Sausage factory. Stingo got on the blower to....
...his old and trusted mate Snorker who was wise in the ways of sausage factories. Curiously he was also knowledgeable in metaphysics and chaos theory and had more than an understanding of quantum mechanics. Snorker, realising that something was up, said that he would meet Stingo immediately in the 'Valiant Trooper', a well known haunt...they ordered a...
...his old and trusted mate Snorker who was wise in the ways of sausage factories. Curiously he was also knowledgeable in metaphysics and chaos theory and had more than an understanding of quantum mechanics. Snorker, realising that something was up, said that he would meet Stingo immediately in the 'Valiant Trooper', a well known haunt...they ordered a...
...selection of 'Valiant Troopers' finest women. The two customers fluttered away many a note during the next few hours. All of a sudden they realised why they had met up in the first place. Discreetly getting to thier feet, in order as to not attract attention, the pair headed for the exits only to stumble across...
yorkie_chris
13-07-08, 10:48 PM
...selection of 'Valiant Troopers' finest women. The two customers fluttered away many a note during the next few hours. All of a sudden they realised why they had met up in the first place. Discreetly getting to thier feet, in order as to not attract attention, the pair headed for the exits only to stumble across...
A gaping hole in the space-time continuum, which even Snorkers knowledge of quantum theory could not close, they fell through the the crushin' black of davy jones' ...er .. space .. to find themselves in...
A gaping hole in the space-time continuum, which even Snorkers knowledge of quantum theory could not close, they fell through the the crushin' black of davy jones' ...er .. space .. to find themselves in...
...the middle of a field not far from Yeovil.....
SoulKiss
14-07-08, 06:11 AM
...the middle of a field not far from Yeovil.....
and more specifically, in a tent belonging to one who goes by the name of Bear.....
and more specifically, in a tent belonging to one who goes by the name of Bear.....
...who had been getting friendly with a member of the 70's pop group Abba. Benny was surprised to say the least when confronted by Snorker and Stingo in the stuffy confines of the two man tent but still manged to blurt out "Anyone for a suasage sarnie?" All four shouted "hurrah!" and drew back the flap to reveal...
Jayneflakes
14-07-08, 08:20 AM
...who had been getting friendly with a member of the 70's pop group Abba. Benny was surprised to say the least when confronted by Snorker and Stingo in the stuffy confines of the two man tent but still manged to blurt out "Anyone for a suasage sarnie?" All four shouted "hurrah!" and drew back the flap to reveal...
Agnes with a small stove going and they all had lots of sausage for breakfast. Benny was growing restless in the tent. It was small, cramped full of Scandinavian pop groups, a pirate, a metaphysicist and Bear. He looked around the small ridge tent and realised that yes there was still a tiny bit of room, almost enough to swing a good sized cat, so grabbing his mobile he phoned his friend, the Lead singer of Europe and before you knew it, they were all singing the Final Countdown. The fat of the pan hissed as a spot of rain dripped through the cheap fabric of the tent and suddenly the pan was ablaze, there was only one way out, they had to eat Abba, so...
... far, so good.
Bear, lost in deep thought about how he wished he'd freed Sheila from the tree after giving her the best 18 seconds of her life, stumbled out of the tent and into the blazing frying pan, setting fire to his...
SoulKiss
14-07-08, 09:09 AM
... far, so good.
Bear, lost in deep thought about how he wished he'd freed Sheila from the tree after giving her the best 18 seconds of her life, stumbled out of the tent and into the blazing frying pan, setting fire to his...
merkin. After rolling around the ground, George W Bush wandered off muttering something about "god damned tourists", and looking for a guy names Al, Al Kaieda......
Alpinestarhero
14-07-08, 09:09 AM
... far, so good.
Bear, lost in deep thought about how he wished he'd freed Sheila from the tree after giving her the best 18 seconds of her life, stumbled out of the tent and into the blazing frying pan, setting fire to his...
...hair and eyes. Accross the way, alpinestarhero grabbed the fire extinguisher from his highly spacious topbox and covered Bear in foam...
While Grinch ran about butt naked...
Nothing new there they mubbled.
...hair and eyes. Accross the way, alpinestarhero grabbed the fire extinguisher from his highly spacious topbox and covered Bear in foam...
...for the third time that night. Chuckling to himself, Bear said "It's just because you're young. Once your an old git like me the foam is much harder to summon. In the immortal words of my teacher, Sid Squid...
grh1904
14-07-08, 10:10 AM
I'm Spartacus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayneflakes
14-07-08, 10:16 AM
I'm Spartacus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To which everyone else said, Yes he is Spartacus, Nail some sense into him is what we say.
Anyway, Bear, covered in manly foam still had some sausage left and he chewed it thoughfully, If only, he thought. If only I could....
break the world record for...
grh1904
14-07-08, 10:35 AM
break the world record for...
Eating sausages while covered in manly foam.........................
Eating sausages while covered in manly foam.........................
...and as if by magic, Hall & Oates appeared to give their rendition of their old eighties classic - Maneater.
The threads were unravelling faster and faster - the tent was now just a ground sheet. Stingopants put away the Twister game and called for the assistance of...
grh1904
14-07-08, 12:54 PM
...and as if by magic, Hall & Oates appeared to give their rendition of their old eighties classic - Maneater.
The threads were unravelling faster and faster - the tent was now just a ground sheet. Stingopants put away the Twister game and called for the assistance of...
God,
but he didn't return his calls, and the same could be said for Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, the Guru's etc.
Just then he heard a voice, "Hello, I believe you need some help, My name is.......................................
SoulKiss
14-07-08, 12:58 PM
God,
but he didn't return his calls, and the same could be said for Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, the Guru's etc.
Just then he heard a voice, "Hello, I believe you need some help, My name is.......................................
Slartybartfast. But thats not important. Your tent? I was most upset to hear of its destruction, Five minutes later and it wouldn't have mattered so much. Shocking **** up. The mice were furious.........................
Slartybartfast. But thats not important. Your tent? I was most upset to hear of its destruction, Five minutes later and it wouldn't have mattered so much. Shocking **** up. The mice were furious.........................
...they couldn't count to 42....so instead they got...
...a minute abacus, which was of approximately a 1:20 scale of a normal abacus. They borrowed it from a man who's house they often visited. He was a keen collector of minute objects ever since he first saw...
...a minute abacus, which was of approximately a 1:20 scale of a normal abacus. They borrowed it from a man who's house they often visited. He was a keen collector of minute objects ever since he first saw...
Grinch running round naked.....
Alpinestarhero
14-07-08, 01:18 PM
...the thought of which made him...
...the thought of which made him...
...LOL:cheers:...
Alpinestarhero
14-07-08, 04:07 PM
...LOL:cheers:...
...Anywho, the mighty mice performed their arithmetic, but could only deduce the amount of time they required to safely nip out and grab some cheese, since their calculations are only applicable in cheese-finding excersices.
Clearly, it was up to the might of the SV650.org AR08 markers to solve this one!
...Anywho, the mighty mice performed their arithmetic, but could only deduce the amount of time they required to safely nip out and grab some cheese, since their calculations are only applicable in cheese-finding excersices.
Clearly, it was up to the might of the SV650.org AR08 markers to solve this one!
Meanwhile back at the ranch Wideboy was wandering round in a drunken stuper and Hovis....
Meanwhile back at the ranch Wideboy was wandering round in a drunken stuper and Hovis....
..... rocked back and forth in several different permutations. The tent fire could be seen from the ranch so the Firebrigadeers were called. They came in their Green Goddesses as all of the red Dennis ones were being used to.....
..... rocked back and forth in several different permutations. The tent fire could be seen from the ranch so the Firebrigadeers were called. They came in their Green Goddesses as all of the red Dennis ones were being used to.....
...extinguish the fires of passion. Hall & Oates, Stingopants, the twins (Drew-Wheel & Fizzcarey), Dawn and some other hangers on, loafers and shirkers including Bear all stood about in a daze as the complex calculations materialised in the air before them which would prevent the thread of life unravelling further. Thankfully, Hovis's perpetual rocking ceased being perpetual and gradually ground to a halt. It wasn't long before...
grh1904
15-07-08, 09:18 AM
[quote=Stingo;1568564stuff........ It wasn't long before...[/quote]
The telephone rang and Stingopants answered it.
This is Dr Evil the voice said, I have laser guided frikken sharks and I'll set then loose on the world unles you pay a ransom of...................
£1 million pounds.
mwaahaahaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaa,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaahaahaahaa.......... ...............
The telephone rang and Stingopants answered it.
This is Dr Evil the voice said, I have laser guided frikken sharks and I'll set then loose on the world unles you pay a ransom of...................
£1 million pounds.
mwaahaahaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaa,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaahaahaahaa.......... ...............
Stingopants replied "But we've got nukes. We've got knives, sharp sticks...we'll take off and nuke the place from space - it's the only way to be sure":smt066.
Fortunately, Dawn was wearing a bikini and it wasn't long before...
grh1904
15-07-08, 01:44 PM
Stingopants replied "But we've got nukes. We've got knives, sharp sticks...we'll take off and nuke the place from space - it's the only way to be sure":smt066.
Fortunately, Dawn was wearing a bikini and it wasn't long before...
Stingopants noticed that it was an itsy witsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.
Alpinestarhero
15-07-08, 01:48 PM
Stingopants noticed that it was an itsy witsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.
Stingopants also observed it was the same bikini Bear was parading around in the night previous...
By now, the fire was out, and the crowd moved onto the problem of how to abandom earth while the nukes destroy Dr Evil...
Jayneflakes
15-07-08, 02:29 PM
Stingopants also observed it was the same bikini Bear was parading around in the night previous...
By now, the fire was out, and the crowd moved onto the problem of how to abandom earth while the nukes destroy Dr Evil...
Stingopants shook himself loose of his sudden reverie of thought. "By Darn I have it!" He exclaimed to the world, He could have ejaculated the words from his mouth, but this is hardly Swiss Family Robinson (Check your original copies if you don't believe me!).
"what?" came the reply from the assembled masses, "What have you got?"
Stingopants, turned to the girl in the bikini, a glint in his eye, a wart on his...
grh1904
15-07-08, 02:55 PM
Stuff....................
Stingopants, turned to the girl in the bikini, a glint in his eye, a wart on his...
Hog.
(Come on you didn't think I was gonna put anything else now did ya???????????????).
Absolutley aghast that Stingopants had a wart on his hog, the team from TV's ALL THE GEAR NO IDEA TURNED UP to whisk our unlikely hero off to LA for one of their bike/people make overs.
However the style guru (who no one had ever heard of before) decide that before they left, the first thing he was going to change was Stingopants name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and from henceforth he was now known as.............................
plain old "PANTS".
Hog.
(Come on you didn't think I was gonna put anything else now did ya???????????????).
Absolutley aghast that Stingopants had a wart on his hog, the team from TV's ALL THE GEAR NO IDEA TURNED UP to whisk our unlikely hero off to LA for one of their bike/people make overs.
However the style guru (who no one had ever heard of before) decide that before they left, the first thing he was going to change was Stingopants name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and from henceforth he was now known as.............................
plain old "PANTS".
dawn turned to pants and said "Hmmm...you're attractive but you'd look much better on my hips" and then proceeded to...
dawn turned to pants and said "Hmmm...you're attractive but you'd look much better on my hips" and then proceeded to...
paint her nails, in the nude, whilst humming the theme tune to 'Challenge Anneka'. Pants meanwhile, decided it was time for action, so he....
Jayneflakes
15-07-08, 03:42 PM
paint her nails, in the nude, whilst humming the theme tune to 'Challenge Anneka'. Pants meanwhile, decided it was time for action, so he....
Made a cup of tea and tried to drink the hot liquid a little too quickly, causing him to scald his tongue. Poor Pants, said the girl in the Bikini, as she massaged his manly....
...friend Bear. "That's not really helping" said Pants. "Maybe if you could...
...friend Bear. "That's not really helping" said Pants. "Maybe if you could...
take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...
missyburd
15-07-08, 05:22 PM
take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...
...a nice, peaceful, custard-free environment?
Jayneflakes
15-07-08, 05:23 PM
take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...
that old barn over there.
The Barn was a dark and creepy place, filled with the unholy screams of...
that old barn over there.
The Barn was a dark and creepy place, filled with the unholy screams of...
Miss Yorkie Chris having her story walkrd all over by Jayne
Jayneflakes
15-07-08, 05:29 PM
Miss Yorkie Chris having her story walkrd all over by Jayne
But Jayne repented and let Miss YorkieChris go next. However...
missyburd
15-07-08, 05:29 PM
Miss Yorkie Chris having her story walkrd all over by Jayne
Hmph.
Ok Jaynes is definitely better, carry on :p
But Jayne repented and let Miss YorkieChris go next. However...
in the distance could be heard the rumble of the mighty org returning from a scavaging trip to ye olde out post of....
in the distance could be heard the rumble of the mighty org returning from a scavaging trip to ye olde out post of....
...Tescos with posh crisps and dips but most importantly lots and lots of beer (and a small glass of sherrie for Emily Bishop). It could be seen as they rode into view that Soulkiss had someone riding pillion. As they pulled up the figure got off and there shined a shiny demon, in the middle, of the road; and heee said! "Plaaaay the best song in the World, or I'll eat your soul..."....
Alpinestarhero
16-07-08, 07:26 AM
...Tescos with posh crisps and dips but most importantly lots and lots of beer (and a small glass of sherrie for Emily Bishop). It could be seen as they rode into view that Soulkiss had someone riding pillion. As they pulled up the figure got off and there shined a shiny demon, in the middle, of the road; and heee said! "Plaaaay the best song in the World, or I'll eat your soul..."....
Matt brought out his guitar, and summoned Pants to join him in defeating the demon.
They were going to save AR08!!! Truely now was when alpinestarhero would become worthy of his self-imposed hero status?!
redbouy
16-07-08, 08:28 AM
But it was not to be, as a bike come around the corner and drove over the demon, and with a mighty pop he vanished and was replace instead by a clean shiny SV... But oh my god the color was ...
yellow of course. Hovis was piloting the bike in his own unique style. Bananaman style leathers proudly worn.
Jayneflakes
16-07-08, 09:35 AM
yellow of course. Hovis was piloting the bike in his own unique style. Bananaman style leathers proudly worn.
Every one was so glad at the demise of the Demon that they grabbed Hovis and gave him the biggest group hug he had ever experienced. In th emiddle of it was Pants and the Bikini clad woman. Hovis could see her out of the corner of his eyes, but was shocked to see what she was doing, her hand was
sliding up...
Every one was so glad at the demise of the Demon that they grabbed Hovis and gave him the biggest group hug he had ever experienced. In th emiddle of it was Pants and the Bikini clad woman. Hovis could see her out of the corner of his eyes, but was shocked to see what she was doing, her hand was
sliding up...
...the inside of Pants' polka dot cullottes. Pants turned stiffly to the twins and uttered...
Alpinestarhero
16-07-08, 01:56 PM
...the inside of Pants' polka dot cullottes. Pants turned stiffly to the twins and uttered...
..."will one of you make me a cup of tea, and the other one go fetch me a packet of biscuts?"
And Hovis made his merry way to the pub...but not before leaping aboard a spring-mounted kids' playground toy...
Jayneflakes
16-07-08, 07:40 PM
..."will one of you make me a cup of tea, and the other one go fetch me a packet of biscuts?"
And Hovis made his merry way to the pub...but not before leaping aboard a spring-mounted kids' playground toy...
Sadly it began to rain, large forlorn droplets falling dejectedly from the sky, soaking the play park and dampening the enthusiasm of Hovis and making him scream out to the god of the skies, "Why, Oh mighty Gods, Why did you make Silver Pointies so much faster than Yellow....."
Sadly it began to rain, large forlorn droplets falling dejectedly from the sky, soaking the play park and dampening the enthusiasm of Hovis and making him scream out to the god of the skies, "Why, Oh mighty Gods, Why did you make Silver Pointies so much faster than Yellow....."
ZX 6 Kwaks but sooo much slower than pants and ........
ZX 6 Kwaks but sooo much slower than pants and ........
...then, as the breeze stiffened and the ground shook with a pulsating throb, all the animals nearby went...
...then, as the breeze stiffened and the ground shook with a pulsating throb, all the animals nearby went...
white with fear while looking for the recently angry and castrated bear with his large...
white with fear while looking for the recently angry and castrated bear with his large...
.... but very empty sack. He was looking for something to fill the void. The animals and bikers trembled, the fear etched on their faces. The piano player stopped playing and some tumbleweed rolled passed. Everyone turned....
.... but very empty sack. He was looking for something to fill the void. The animals and bikers trembled, the fear etched on their faces. The piano player stopped playing and some tumbleweed rolled passed. Everyone turned....
...into Umpah Lumpas and began to sing a song...
...into Umpah Lumpas and began to sing a song...
"ding dong the witch is ...."
Jayneflakes
17-07-08, 09:13 AM
"ding dong the witch is ...."
An elderly wise woman with a knowledge of herbalism and nature. She is a nice old woman really. Pants turned to the lead dancer who was singing away and rested his sword upon his shoulder.
The Umpah Loompah dropped to his knees, Pants looked about him in a shifty manner and spoke, "Rise Sir Knight, for I name thee Sir....."
Jayneflakes
18-07-08, 08:36 AM
The Umpah Loompah dropped to his knees, Pants looked about him in a shifty manner and spoke, "Rise Sir Knight, for I name thee Sir....."
Actually I don't know your name because I am a Noob here. Can I call you Florence?
Sir Florence rose from his knees, and grabbed Pants roughly by the shoulders, embracing the humble Pirate and kissing his cheeks.
"Monsieur, You may call me what ever you like." He pulled back and grinned and began to unpeel the large rubber body mask he was wearing, to revel that he was in fact a heavily disguised .....
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